- Kevin isn’t just a name, it’s a diagnosis.
- Bielefeld doesn’t exist and whoever says otherwise is in on it or brainwashed.
- Every woman can become Manuel Neuer if she’s in a relationship with a soccer fan.
- The Autobahn has speed limits.
- We aren’t on point or remarkably more orderly, but we like that you think that.
- We do actually wear Lederhosen everyday and everywhere, except for tourist areas, because we are cruel that way.
- We have humor.