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ShinAya Things #5

-For their first date, Shin would go searching on Google on how to “make the first date wonderful” the night before.

-he would be so anxious, he drank 5 cans of soda and forgot how to sleep.

-when he decided it’s time to finally sleep he remembed he HADN’t CHoOSE ANY OUTFIT FOr tHEIR FIRST DATE OH MY GOD

-he knocked Momo’s door frantically asking for help.

-Momo yelled GOODNESS BROTHER ITS ALMOST 2 AM FOR GODS SAKE JUST PICK WHATEVER CLOTHES THATS IN YOUR CLOSET AND DONT COME IN MY ROOM EVER AGAIN.

-Kisaragi Mom was awake by all the ruckus.

-and I won’t tell you what happened next because that will be too explicit.

-the next day Shin ended up with his GAKURAN for their date.

-Ayano was in this beautiful pink summer dress and her hair pulled back in a half-ponytail.

-she was beautiful and Shin felt so small he WANNA GO HOME GOD WHY DID HE CHOOSE GAKURAN.

-but Ayano would be just “Oh! So the setting is like, after school date!? Oh you’re so cute Shintaro!! I should’ve wear my uniform too!”

-and Shin’s like “i love her more.”

6

Time stopped for a few seconds and all he could feel was a strong wind -or rather, urge- that almost blew his mind away.

I initially thought of “how do I draw an extremely flustered Noiz??” but as you can see in the end I just literally used an explosion background.

Got carried away (゜▽゜;)

Original prompt from otpprompts
Short text by shino-cchi

So this is my shit ass 5 minute collage for my trial commissions post! 

I’ve NEVER taken commissions online like this before and this is my first time making a post or advertising it. I’m in school right now with no time for a job at the moment, so a little extra money would be pretty sweet ya feel.

We can obviously discuss rates and such, as I mentioned, these are trial prices! Although I tried my best to compare them to other artists and edited them to suit my skill level (aka made them cheaper because some people are good enough to charge $60 a drawing WOW goals).

I only featured a few drawings here, although I do chibi stuff as well, crack comics, you name it. I can draw animals, feral or anthro. 

Things I will draw that I note that many people WONT:
-NSFW. I LOVE PORN please pay me to draw you naked people.
(All jokes aside I am comfortable drawing almost ANYTHING NSFW.)
-OC’s! I love OC’s and want to draw yours.
-Furry Art SFW or NSFW.
-Shrek
-Gore/gurro/horror/scary shit
-Fanart

Things I will NOT draw:
-Monkeys lol (I hate them dont ask UNLESS its DBZ related I love DBZ)
-Any sort of shit related kink (omarashi is okay but i cant do shit im sorry)

I will start with 5 slots! Please contact me at aschhays@gmail.com if you want to commission me, or have any questions!!!!!