it's all on wikipedia if you're interested

Lies told by the signs
  • Aries: "I'm not scared"
  • Taurus: ""I have no room for dessert"
  • Gemini: "don't worry I won't tell anyone"
  • Cancer: "I'm not upset" *on the verge of tears*
  • Leo: "no I'm not jealous"
  • Virgo: "oh wow that's so interesting" *has already read a Wikipedia article a year ago about the topic and knows more than you.*
  • Libra: "you're my greatest friend" *said this to 10+ people*
  • Scorpio: "I don't give a fuck"
  • Sagittarius: "nah, nah, it's all legal dw"
  • Capricorn: "I don't know" *they do, they just don't care enough to explain*
  • Aquarius: "sorry" *not sorry*
  • Pisces: "I'm on my way" *still in bed*