hey can you exorcise my anxiety????
Okay. Guys. Thing’s this.
Let’s say your problems are all in this five-yen coin.
Sure, I can magic it out of my hand. Close it, open it again, the coin’s gone. But does it disappear? No. No it does not. It’s now behind the trashcan in the corner of the room.
In fact it’s not even a five-yen coin. It’s a ramen hot dog covered in ketchup that’s now stained your wall.
You could have prevented it by putting it in a trashcan outside instead of trying to make it disappear with magic, but no, you chose this path. And now your wall’s covered in ketchup and everything smells like bad overpriced junk food.
Point is, if you have problems, you should deal with it. Magic is a skill, not a miracle, and skills can only go as far as helping you solve your problems, not wiping their existence off of this earth just like that. So if you think I can help, you can book a session with very reasonable price and we’ll see from there, but I’m not gonna sell what I can’t do for free here. Now I need to get off the computer to clean this up, excuse me.