# it's all like 'i don't know what i'm doing!'

Stop this “work hard” bullshit. You deserve free time, you deserve sleep and you deserve mental health. You deserve to procrastinate and you deserve to have your hobbies. You deserve it. You need it. No one should work & study all the time.

• Reporter: What is 2+2?
• Donald Trump answers the question: "I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What's 2+2'? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my God, I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way, I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, '10101000101,' on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers, and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me."

GENDER IS CONFUSING

SEXUALITY IS CONFUSING

FEELINGS ARE CONFUSING

EVERYTHING IS CONFUSING

the signs as Rick and Morty quotes
• Aries: I've got about a thousand memories of your dumb little ass and about six of them are pleasant, the rest is annoying garbage!
• Taurus: Get your shit together. Get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it's together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know? Take it to the Shit Store and sell it, or put it in a Shit Museum, I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together. Get your shit together.
• Gemini: Listen, I'm not the nicest guy in the universe because I'm the smartest, and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets.
• Cancer: Aw, man. I really liked this life. Well, at least I didn't really crap my pants.
• Virgo: What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?
• Libra: Yeah sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad.
• Scorpio: I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior. If I were you I wouldn't pull that thread.
• Sagittarius: You gotta flip 'em off, I told them it means "peace among worlds", how hilarious is that!
• Capricorn: Don't waste your brain on those weirdos... They just put you at the center of their lives because you're powerful, and then because they put you there, they want you to be less powerful.
• Aquarius: Okay, well...sometimes science is more art than science. Lot of people don't get that.
• Pisces: Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV?
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still trying to break in this t-t-t-tablet so here are some morioh sketches!

Am I the only one that doesn’t care at all that Mon El said that he loved Kara before Sanvers have said it? Like the relationship between Kara and Mon El is messy and lacks development, so I’m not surprised that he said that he loved her so quickly. In all honesty he may not even truly love her, she’s just the first person he’s truly been attached to and not a hook up, which he was doing on Daxam.

BUT Sanvers has been developed and I’m just waiting for that special moment that they actually say it. Not some type of “I’m saying this cause I don’t want to lose you bullshit,” but they say it cause it’s true. Cause they truly can’t live without one another and love each other, ride or die. When they do say it, it will be impactful and not easily forgotten like Mon El’s confession.

• <p> <b>People:</b> Just let EXP and Jaden Smith be kpop idols. Its not that serious<p/><b>Me:</b> Fuck all that noise! So I'm supposed to except all these outsiders when Monsta x still don't have a stable fanbase, airtime and respect? When NTC got at least 17 more sub groups to put out? When girl groups are treated like second class citizens? Just let them waltz in with their "I'm american, therefore somehow instantly better" mentality? You know what I think? I think you can go fuck yourself. Can I do that? oh, don't worry it's not that serious 😊<p/></p>
avengers as john mulaney quotes
• steve rogers: All my money is in a savings account. Tony has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.
• tony stark: I was once on the phone with blockbuster video, which is a very old-fashioned sentence. That's like when Steve would be like, "We'd all go play jacks by the soda fountain," and you're like, "Nobody knows what you're talking about , you idiot."
• clint barton: It's fun to be married. I've never been supervised before. I'm supervised! My wife studies what I do, like an anthropologist. She'll be like: "Sometimes, he will watch a movie on TV even though he already owns that movie on DVD. Pointing this out confuses and upsets him."
• bruce banner: In terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin.
• natasha romanoff: I'll keep my emotions right here, and then one day, I'll die.
• thor: Ah...numbers. The letters of math.
• sam wilson: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don't care for that shit at all.
• bucky barnes: Here's how easy it was to get away with bank robbery back in the '30s: As long as you weren't there when the police arrived, you had a 99% chance of getting away with it.
• scott lang: it's 100% easier not to do things than to do them.
• peter parker: I have had a very long day. I am very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.
• t'challa: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.
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Sometimes it makes things hard, but Kuroo doesn’t really mind

• Me, sees a cute baby: aw I love babies, they're so cute!
• Person next to me: yeah, you think that until they start crying
• Me: thanks negative nancy, but did I ask for your input?? ?
Seventeen as things my art teacher has said
• Seungcheol: Even though you're my top class, I still hate you all
• Jeonghan: Louis does my hair look ok? Like...does it look like my hair had been conditioned by 10000 little stars?
• Joshua: I will not have that word in my household. From now on, the word 'baka' is banned.
• Jun: Oh good morning gremlins it's your handsome teacher :))))))))))))
• Soonyoung: You may keep your head high but he will always be high-er. That's it. He's just blazed all the time.
• Wonwoo: Yo.....kids may be weird.......but you guys are weirder god damn
• Jihoon: Louis can you not be like 6ft I feel very intimidated by you sometimes.
• Seokmin: What do you mean I'm the worst teacher? I'm the best damn teacher you'll ever have I even made you brownies!!
• Mingyu: We honestly don't deserve dogs I meAN HAVE YOU SEEN CHOW CHOWS LOOK ITS LIKE A FLUFFY BABY LION
• Minghao: Holy shit that's adorable.....burn it....you never know if it will come alive at night.
• Seungkwan: This art is amazing I'll pay you £1 and half a pizza for it
• Hansol: I'll give you guys extra credit towards uni if you incorporate bubbles or snoop dogg into the painting
• Chan: Help.
• Ransom: I've been thinking about it and the party is just not enough. So what do you want besides a pinata. Dream big.
• Holster: Okay, um, I want...a Honey Roast.
• Lardo: What the hell is that? Don't say that like it's something we all know.
• Holster: It's a roast, except you say nice things about me.
• Holster: Honey Roast.
• Ransom:
• Lardo:
• Ransom:
• Lardo: That's super cute, I'm in.
• aries: you're full of ideas and they're always amazing! you are so much smarter than you give yourself credit for, even though you try to appear like you're a bit of a daredevil, you don't always like to come too far out of your cozy little comfort zone. but I promise, if you come out a bit more you can experience so many exciting things, and your abilities will make you shine like a star in the night sky.
• taurus: not only are you are a badass, you're also super cool. if there are any haters its only because they want to be like you - really though. you just have an aura about you that pulls people in and once they get to know you, they don't ever want to get away. people want to overindulge in you, and if that wears you out then take a break and don't feel bad about it, your friends know you'll come back at the end of the day.
• gemini: you're not a two-faced backstabbing bitch, you are a beautiful person who struggles with having to listen to an angel and a devil on your shoulders all day, which I can only imagine is super tough but you've done an incredible job to even come all this way and you should be so proud of yourself, I know I am. and lets take a moment to appreciate how you can walk into a room and suddenly be everyone's best friend with your natural charm and easy-going nature. you could take a bullet in the chest and your smile won't even falter. you're so determined to get what you want and you're so passionate and just everything you do is admirable. keep going, you rock this world.
• cancer: if we're being real here, you don't actually cry *that* much. this is what it is - you have so many emotions swirling inside of you and they are like a beautiful storm of bright lights. and you should continue to let that out and share that beauty with everyone! but even with all that, you can be pretty hardcore and you are so strong, inside that whirlpool is a fire than burns bright, you should show people your intense passions as well as your caring side.
• leo: you are amazing, and everyone around you knows it. if you're being too hard on yourself, lighten up a little because so far you've done everything right. everything happens for a reason, and if you feel guilty or sad about something just remember that your experiences have shaped who you are today - a beautiful, wonderful, magical creature with sparkling eyes, a loving soul and fabulous hair.
• virgo: you work so hard to be on top of the game and I know how stressful that can be, but trust me when I'm saying that if you're doing the best you can, please don't push yourself any further. I'm sure you know what it feels like to get 3 hours sleep only to just scrape everything in on time, but you're doing just fine and please remember to reach out to your friends and loved ones and talk about how youre feeling. honestly, letting out any negativity makes you feel so, so much better, and you deserve the best.
• libra: it's not that you're indecisive, you just like to weigh out all the pros and cons of a situation before you go into something - which is such a good idea, and I admire you for that. I bet you wish you had a crystal ball and could see the future to know how your decisions will turn out, huh? but the reality is that you should stop worrying about about the future and live in the moment. if you're not focusing on the present, you won't get to where you want to be in the future, and we definitely don't want to see you somewhere where your talents aren't being showcased.
• scorpio: your personality is just so magnetic and you're so hypnotic, so many people absolutely adore you and would do anything for you - but sometimes they might not be 100% certain that the feelings are mutual. now, I know you love your friends and family so, so much with a fiercely strong love, but would it kill you to tell people that you love them and how you're feeling sometimes? everyone is here to help you and guide you on your journey to reaching the stars, but you can't build your rocket ship without the help of others.
• sagittarius: you are incredible and so smart, it actually makes people stop in their tracks when you open your mouth and spout some beautiful, philosophical words of wisdom. or even just opening your mouth to say anything. everything about you is great but I'm not sure you appreciate yourself as much as you should. all the friends you have who love you should be an indication of how great you are. if you don't learn to love yourself, you might not be able to see through and out of your own little bubble and actually notice how much people care about you. because they care so, so much. don't you ever doubt that.
• capricorn: your motto is work hard and don't take shortcuts, which is amazing and everyone admires you for that. it takes a lot of hard work and dedication to be you, and even if nobody mentions it, everyone is impressed. you're gonna go far, kid. but know that even if you're stuck in a rut right now you just need to jump a little higher and climb out. if you're stressed, talk to someone you trust and just open up and tell them what youre feeling. help them help you, and everything will be okay.
• aquarius: we're not emotionless, we have a lot of feelings and we just choose not to express them because we're scared of people being overwhelmed by us, and we like to trust someone 100% before we open up. and there is nothing wrong with that. you're so good at listening to people's problems/how they feel and your advice is 10/10, but if you don't take time to talk to people about how you're feeling, you bottle everything up and one day it'll get so full that the lid will burst - and I know you're afraid of letting out all your feelings in one go, I definitely am. the only way around that is to let it out, bit by bit, slowly and over the years, to maintain your composure and sanity. and nobody will see you any different or judge you if you open up to them.
• pisces: you're passionate, your creativity is out of this world, you're so good at helping people and you don't have a selfish bone in your body. you're always so up for helping people, and that is amazing! you're compassionate like no other, and your ideas are off-the-charts crazy cool. and you're not weak! you are perfectly capable of putting up your barriers, you just like to trust people enough to keep them down a lot of the time. and you're definitely not weak either, you've probably lived through some heartbreaking experiences, and you're still able to walk around with your head up and your heart open. now thats real strength.

Lately I have been feeling like everything is s dream and it's all fake I don't know what's wrong with me i don't feel fine I've told my friends and they'll just laugh at me when I'm being serious and I only feel ok when I'm busy doing my work I don't know if I'm having withdrawals or it's depression I don't know what to do anymore.

your eyes are open, you are aware of the dimension you are in, I cant say too much, the answers will come to you, keep your mind open.

credit to @gaymormons on instagram
• future child: Mom, why is my cousin named Rose?
• me: because your aunt loved Roses very much
• future child: What about me?
• me: Enough questions, I came out to my parents when they discovered gay porn on my computer while I was at my friend Nicole's house choreographing a hip hop dance.
• I was shocked because I thought they already knew but, I got a call when I was like mid shoulder brush, from my mother being like "where are you?" and I was like "I'm at Nicole's house" and she was like "you need to come home now" and I went home.
• I can't believe i'm telling this story. Anyway. I went home after we finished the dance.
• She drove me home in her infinity SUV and I walked into the house and It's pitch black, and I just see the like backlit shadow of my mother in the corner of the kitchen just like...
• She brings me down and rather than having a nice "let's talk about this" she starts like bringing up, she starts like opening up all the websites and i don't know what to do and I'm like "ewww what is that? That's disgusting!"
• Meanwhile I'm like yep Tuesday, yep Wednesday, Thursday i didn't do anything, and Friday.
• And like my dad comes downstairs in his tighy-whiteys and is like "Bran, If it's yours just tell us".
• Well hold on, hold on.
• they found this like weird fax like a document nobody recognized and I was like
• "well obviously someone hacked into our computer".
• And they believed me.

(BYSOTI[D]) Drabble Suggestion: Yuuri and the (skating, or otherwise) gang play Truth or Dare, and innocent cinnamon bun Yuuri really isn't. Insert freaking out Vitya and/or Chris.

How about instead of Truth or Dare we have them play Never Have I Ever.  (Cutting it since it’s a lot of dialouge and dialouge can get long)

“Never have I ever been kissed.”  Guang Hong Ji blushed to the tips of his ears.

Pretty much everyone in the hotel room took a drink.  “This is absolutely precious.”  Chris butted shoulders with Viktor.

“This could get problematic.”  Leo de Iglesias was sipping from his drink.  “Actually.  Yeah.  Guang Hong, we should probably go.”

The small Chinese skater flushed even more.  “OK.  Next time, though?”

Leo nodded and gave Phichit and Yuuri a look.  “Yeah, next time.  Who started this game anyway?”

Everyone pointed at Phichit who was documenting the whole thing on snapchat apparently.

the mars signs, basically
• mars in aries: "u know what. FUCk everything. why doesnt life just give me what i want!!! life is so SLOW and BORING and i want ADVENTURE why can't things just HAPPEN MY WAY for ONCE!!!" *someone tells them to chill* "who tf are you??? are you trying to fight me????? ok i dare you FIGHT ME"
• mars in taurus: *bad stuff happens* "lol im fine" *more bad stuff happens* "@ life are u trying to provoke me...try harder it aint working" *the worst thing that could possibly happen happens* "OK THATS IT IM AT MY LIMIT. THAT WAS NOT NECESSARY. IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW I CANT EVEN THINK WTF WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME. anyways im actually totally chill haha let me just suppress my feelings it'll be ok :)"
• mars in gemini: "oh, i see! you think i'm wrong. i'm truly sorry to hear that some pitiful creatures like you find my beautiful mind so complex that you can't comprehend anything i'm saying. i'm sure that, for SOME people, it is indeed a bit too complex hahah lmao (:"
• mars in cancer: "fine, whatever. u may have said something rude but it's ok im just gonna ignore that" *later* "that fUkcin bitch...i'll show them later, trust me. i'll just wait for the right moment and destroy them when they least expect it"
• mars in leo: "??? did u just insult me or one of my interests ??? lmao first of all, HOW DARE YOU. second of all, YOU ARE WRONG. i am so beautiful and awesome and such a great friend and THIS is how u repay me??? i'm worth so much more than this. you are disgraceful. i am disgusted"
• mars in virgo: "i hate everything. NOTHING is going right and i am FALLING APART. honestly i don't even remember the last time something good happened in this world. why are people always annoying me? why is school always annoying me??? why is LIFE always annoying me????? can everyone just STOP"
• mars in libra: *someone points out that they need to get their life together* "bitch...what? i'm fine...what are you talking about.....my life is 100% under control!!!" *procrastinates everything* "wtf why do i have so much work??? i am dying under all the pressure i hate everything NOTHING IS UNDER CONTROL"
• mars in scorpio: *on the outside* "okay you know what fuck you im so over this it's over" *on the inside* "i know all ur weaknesses, honey...and trust me, you will regret it. you think i'm over this but i'm definitely not lmao watch ur back"
• mars in sagittarius: "wtf bitch i hate u, what do you think of yourself??? how dare u disagree with me and say rude stuff to me ugh don't talk to me ever again" *after like 8 minutes max* "omfg the other day i was listening to the duck song and i was thinking about how much you'd like it i mean i bet you've already heard it but it's absolutely hilarious u should watch the video it went viral on youtube hahaha" *someone asks if they've gotten over their anger* "what anger? ...oh thAT. lmao whatever who cares about that, have you heard the duck song?"
• mars in capricorn: "yeah i'm pretty fucking upset right now, things definitely did not go the way i expected them to. anyways that's just life. i'm over it. i'm just gonna...try and distract myself.....and pretend nothing happened...because that'll help me stop thinking about my shitty life...probably"
• mars in aquarius: *on the outside* "i guess ur right. maybe what ur saying is the right thing to do :) :) :)" *on the inside* "...excuse me hoe.....ur wrong, i'm right. u can't tell me what to do. i'm well-aware of what i'm doing, if u think i'm gonna listen to anything u tell me to do ur 100% wrong bye"
• mars in pisces: *accidentally offends someone, someone asks why they're mad* "honestly i'm not totally sure why i'm mad. i didn't even know i was mad until you pointed it out. i mean there are the usual reasons for being mad...people are horrible, life just generally sucks. so yeah im probably just generally mad lmao no worries"
Hamilton Characters as Star Wars Quotes
• Alexander Hamilton: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
• Aaron Burr: I want to go home and rethink my life.
• John Laurens: Death is a natural part of life.
• Lafayette: In a dark place we find ourselves, and a little more knowledge lights our way.
• Hercules Mulligan: Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
• George Washington: Great, kid! Don't get cocky!
• Angelica Schuyler: So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous applause.
• Eliza Schuyler: Women always figure out the truth. Always.
• Peggy Schuyler: As a matter of fact, I'm not even sure what planet I'm on.
• King George: Don't make me destroy you.
• Samuel Seabury: The garbage will do!
• Charles Lee: I call it aggressive negotiations.
• Thomas Jefferson: I don't know what all this trouble is about, but I'm sure it must be your fault.
• James Madison: He doesn't like you. I don't like you either.
• Philip Hamilton: Oh no! I've been shot!
• Maria Reynolds: We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.
• James Reynolds: I wouldn't be nice to you. Doesn't pay much.
angsty starters ( + sad qoutes / song lyrics. )
• "I love you enough to let you go,"
• "I heard you moved on,"
• "I didn't come here to hurt you,"
• "Where did you go?"
• "I'm sorry we fell in love."
• "We'll do everything on our own."
• "I'm so sorry,"
• "You'll never understand."
• "I still love you,"
• "I don't love you anymore."
• "I never loved you,"
• "I can't do this."
• "We can't be together!"
• "Will I ever see you again?"
• "May we meet again,"
• "I promise I'll do better,"
• "I just want to see you, one more time."
• "I'd give anything to see you one more time."
• "One last time?"
• "I don't deserve you,"
• "You don't deserve me,"
• "People like us don't get happy endings,"
• "You still love me?"
• "I never meant to hurt you,"
• "I understand..."
• "If you want to go, it's okay."
• "I gave up everything for you!"
• "I really need you to trust me,"
• "Can you listen to me for once!"
• "I cheated on you,"
• "You cheated on me?"
• "Don't expect me to come crawling back,"
• "Shame on me, you fooled me twice."
• "You said I wasn't just like anyone."
• "Did I even ever cross your mind?"
• "Can we pretend that we're in love?"
• "I can't lose you,"
• "Don't you dare die on me!"
• "I'm not losing you again!"
• "I'm incomplete without you,"
• "I will love you for the rest of my life,"
• "So this is goodbye?"
• "Kiss me goodbye."
• "I loved them and they died."
• "I was a bet?"
• "You were nothing but a bet."
• "Can you hold me?"
• "I loved and I lost you."
• "It's okay,"
• "The worst day of loving someone is when you lose them."
• "It hurts like hell,"
• "I'm not coming back."
• "You're never coming back?"
• "What do you mean you're dying!"
• "Come back to me,"
• "What happened?!"
• "Where's my love,"
• "Don't do this,"
• "I'll see you again."
• "There's nothing we can do to bring them back."
• "I don't want to be alone anymore,"
• "You promised you'd never leave me."
• "First love, you remember what that's like?"
• "If I don't have you I have nothing at all,"
• "I'm not going to fight you,"
• "You're my friend."
• "It's too late to apologize."
• "You left me!"
• "You left us!"
• "You chose them over me,"
• "I need you,"
• "I was hoping that you'd stay."
• "I never lied to you,"
• "You said you might die so what the hell?"
• "We can never be the same again,"
• "You don't need you,"
• "You're not alone."
• "You broke my heart."
• "It made me think of you."
• "You're my world."
• "Do I wanna know?"
• "So sad to see you go,"
• "This is it, isn't it."
• "Now I just sit in silence."
• "Are you okay?"
• "Are you hurt?"
• "I'll go with you."
• "My feelings for you are real, they always have been."
• "Someday you'll understand."
• "Because I love you,"
• "There was just something about them,"
• "I'm sorry for breaking your heart."
• "It wasn't an act."
• "Time doesn't heal everything."
• "Tell me what to do!"
• "I didn't mean for this to happen."
• "Everythings a mess."
• "You ruined my life,"
• "Do you still love me?"
• "You gotta get up, we have to go."
• "It's okay,"
• "It was nothing,"
• "I'll do something."
• "You're safe here,"
• "Don't forget me."
• "I ruined this,"
• "You ruined this."
• "Quiet is violent."
• "You promised me!"
• "Stop lying with those words."
• "If this is some kind of sick joke, you better tell me!"
• "You're all I have!"
• "I'm not ready to say goodbye."
• "I don't want to go,"
• "I loved you,"
• "You don't have to do this,"
• "I'm afraid it's never going to be okay again."
• "I'm terrified,"
• "You're a monster."
• "You're all I have!"
• "I'm a monster."
• "Only fools fall for you,"
• "Everything comes to an end,"
• "I thought I loved you."
• "Now I just sit in silence."
• "It's unbearable."
• "You're my first love."
• "I never wanted to hurt you,"
• "I was here,"
• "Help me,"
• "They won..."
• "You don't love them."
• "You're breaking my heart,"
• "I hate you!"
• "It's a waste of time,"
• "You're all I want."
• "I've always loved you!"
• "I can pretend anymore."
• "i didn't have a choice!"
• "What if it's agony now and it's hell later on?"
• "Love I will let you go,"
• "I left behind something great."
• "I want you back,"
• "I don't regret any of it, not if it kept you safe."
• "Get over yourself,"
• "You'll be the death of me."
• "Everything just fell apart."
• "What the hell am I doing here?"
• "I want you so much but I hate your guts."
• "I found love where it wasn't supposed to be."
• "You still like them, don't you?"
• "What are you doing?!"
• "I did this to protect you!"
• "Don't cry,"
• "I'm not crying,"
• "I'm dying,"
• "A-Are you alright?"
• "I'll come back for you."
• "I've never felt so alone."
• "You don't love me! You don't even know me!"
• "I don't even know who you are anymore."
• "I don't even know who I am anymore,"
• "Please let me do this for you."
• "You're one of the lucky ones."
• "It's never going to be okay."
Motivation
• Me: I need to get up at like 7 tomorrow
• Mom: What? Why?
• Me: I dunno, I just want to.
• Mom: Why??? There's gotta be a reason
• Me: I don't know, it's just a waste to get up at noon and then not do anything all day. I wanna be productive
• Mom: Oh okay
• Me (in my head): I missed like six fucking chatrooms and two calls on Mystic Messenger because I got up so late and I'm not letting that happen again