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Mass Effect 3 - a (not so) short summary
  • Alliance: Sheppard we've lost communication with the moon what could be the reason?
  • Shepard: reapers
  • Alliance: ahah yeah sure
  • Reapers: BWAAAAAAAAHH HELLO TINY FUCKERS
  • Alliance boss: holy shit a reaper why no one warned us about this
  • Shepard: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
  • ---
  • Anderson: take the Normandy and save the galaxy once again child
  • Shepard: I killed 300.000 batarians I should be in prison tho
  • Anderson: yeah don't worry about that we cool
  • ---
  • Hackett: ShepRAD you have to go to mars to find some fricking answer hurry
  • Shepard: okay let me get this straight
  • Shepard: it's been 3 years since I first talked about reapers, I died and resurrected, I saved everyone from Saren first and from the collectors second, I've been under arrest for several months and no one even tried to get some motherfuckin information
  • Shepard: now reapers are attacking us and you bitches sent me to find a solution to this highly anticipated disaster?!
  • Hackett: basically
  • Shepard: all right let's do this
  • ---
  • Liara: yooo Shrapnel look what I found
  • Shepard: what is this project
  • Liara: idk
  • Shepard: what does it do
  • Liara: idk
  • Shepard: it will help against reapers
  • Liara: idk but it's Prothean
  • Shepard: so we're supposed to spend a bazilion of money and employ trillions of workers to build a huge penis-shaped artifact and we're not even sure if it's gonna work?
  • Liara: ya
  • Shepard: well sounds like a good plan to me
  • ---
  • Shepard: OMG this sexy weird-haired mech is killing that Virmire survivor what do
  • James: I got you bruh *crashes on the mech with a ship*
  • Shepard: James what the legit fuck
  • James: I did it because I seek attention
  • Shepard: aw baby what's wrong
  • James: I'm unromanceable
  • ---
  • Garrus: that my planet and reapers are destroying it
  • Shepard: shit son you all right
  • Garrus: yeah can I calibrate something on the Normandy later
  • Shepard: you can calibrate my ass
  • Garrus: Sherpes no
  • Shepard: Sherpes yes
  • ---
  • EDI: hello I entered in that mech I got a body now
  • Joker: I'll fuck that robot or I'll die trying
  • Joker: literally
  • ---
  • Reaper: ahah I'm having so much fun killing krogans that's the life man
  • Kalros: son of a bitch
  • Reaper: HOLY SHIT *dies*
  • Krogans: yeee
  • Kalros: only I can kill krogans
  • Krogans: fuck
  • ---
  • Mordin: I perfectionated genophage it took all my life
  • Mordin: which means like 2 months
  • Mordin: now I changed my mind and I create an antidote but spreading it on Tuchanka requires my death
  • Shepard: OMG no
  • Mordin: prepare to cry bitches
  • ---
  • Tali: holla
  • Shepard: hey lil' mama how you doin'
  • Tali: it's Admiral Tali'Zorah fo you bitch
  • Shepard: dang chill out bae
  • Han'Gerrel: good Shepard and Tali entered the geth Dreadnaught now
  • Han'Gerrel: everyone attack the Dreadnaught quick we must sink that ship before it's too late
  • Shepard: DUDE WTF WE STILL ON BOARD
  • Han'Gerrel: so fucking what
  • Shepard: dude
  • ---
  • Legion: do you remember the question that caused the creators to attack us, Tali'Zorah?
  • Legion: "does this unit have a fine hot ass?"
  • Tali: it does ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Legion: thank you tali I know *dies*
  • ---
  • Javik: *wakes up after a 50000 years nap* where's my breakfast
  • Liara: OMG wise prothean enlight me with your deep knowledge of the universe
  • Javik: hurry up with my damn croissant
  • ---
  • Liara: you ugly four-eyed bugface your race tricked the asari for your purposes
  • Javik: damn girl you're cute when you want to kill me
  • Liara: I'll be fucking beautiful in a minute then
  • ---
  • Miranda: Shepard my father took my sister as a hostage help me please
  • Shepard: let Oriana go you son of a yahg
  • Miranda's dad: shit ok but don't kill me tho
  • Miranda's dad: here Oriana is free can I go now
  • Shepard: no
  • Miranda: *kills her father* I love you Shep
  • ---
  • Illusive Man: here I am did you missed me Shepair?
  • Shepard: kill yourself Impositive Man
  • Illusive Man: damn I'm so mad *shoot Anderson* *shoot himself*
  • Shepard: woah
  • ---
  • Catalyst: so uhm we fucked up a little yes now you have to choose between 3 possible ending listen here: destruction, synthesys or control
  • Shepard: which is the one where I survive
  • Catalyst: ahah no sorry you'll die anyway
  • Shepard: shit you know what? Fuck you *shoot the Catalyst*
  • Catalyst: OMG this hoe killed me WTF
  • Hackett: Shepard you did it motherfucker
  • Hackett: reapers stopped attacking us, mass relays are still working and Thane and Mordin resurrected
  • Shepard: fricking nice
  • Anderson: I'm alive too bitch!
  • Anderson: OMG reapers are giving everyone a puppy and a piece of cake, salarian are chillin with krogans and Joker broke himself every bone while fucking EDI
  • Joker: totally worth it
  • EDI: speak for yourself
  • Shepard: ah yas this is how it should be very nice thank you all

anonymous asked:

Omg I love your writing! I have post notifications on and I'm honestly on this account everyday! I feel deprived when I'm not on it😅your writing is absolutely amazing and you update so regularly which I honestly love!! I hate those accounts that don't post for months. But you post everyday which is great cause I love reading your stories everyday😍I was wondering if you're still taking requests if you could continue the drunk Betty story? So like, them having the conversation in the morning?

Thank you so much, I love to write, if I could spend all day everyday writing about this gorgeous pairing. I totally would!
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“Eww, eww, eww, eww, eww” Betty mumbled quickly wiping her mouth with the back of her hand.

Never again.

She was never drinking again. She had learned her lesson ten fold. Dragging herself from the toilet , she flopped down on her bed. this was it, this was her life now. She was forever planted in this bed.

Suddenly the familiar ring of her cell phone went off, she growled, throwing the pillow over her head. Ignoring whoever needed her. Unfortunately the ringing wouldn’t stop, she had no choice but to pick up the phone.

“What!” She hissed into the speaker, not bothering to check the caller ID.

“Well good morning sunshine! Get dressed, I’m outside, we’re going for a walk. If you’re not down in ten minutes, I’m coming up” The line clicked dead

Her heart stopped at the familiar voice, something had gone down last night between her and jughead, while the specifics weren’t clear, she knew fairly well what was about to happen.

“Well Betty Cooper, its time to dress for rejection.”

Brushing her teeth quickly and piling her silky hair into a messy bun on top of her head, she pulled on a tight pair of black yoga capris and a simple white v neck. Lacing her sneakers she took a quick glance in her mirror, admiring her butt. Well, at least she could give him something to look at, when she walked away thoroughly broken hearted.

As she locked her front door, she felt a pair of hands on her waist.

“How’s my very favorite drunk?” He whispered in her ear.

She hid her shivers at his close proximity by shaking his hands off her shoulders

“Really funny Jughead, I need a burger, let’s go to pops.”

Jughead laughed suprised,

“Its nine in the morning?”

She shot him a quick glare

“I’ve seen you eat an entire steak dinner before eight am, don’t try me”

He put his hands up in mock salute, grinning.

They walked in comfortable silence about halfway until Jughead finally broke the ice.

“You were upset with me last night.” He grabbed her wrist stopping her from walking

She cast her eyes down, waving her hand

“I was drunk Jughead, I was mad at everyone.”

He shook his head

“No, you were angry with me because you think I like ginger Lopez”

Well. Okay guess we’re just cutting to the chase then.

“Well now that you mention it, it is kind of ridiculous, come on Jughead really? She’s so fake and you know I’m all for women doing what makes them happy, but she’s not right for you. She isn’t your type of girl at all. Did you know she just broke up with Reggie mantle, if that doesn’t scream stay away I don’t know what does.” Her hands were flying everywhere

“I agree.” Jughead smiled simply

“And then there’s the fact that she totally… Wait what?”

Jughead laughed

“I agree, she’s not the girl for me, gingers very nice , but you were right, she’s not my type.”

“SO YOU DONT EVEN LIKE HER?!” Betty shouted before instantly regretting it, placing her fingers to her temples, the hangover coming back at a rapid pace.

Jughead placed his hands over hers, grinning

“Nope, and you would have known that if you had just asked me,instead of running off and getting smashed at the blossoms.” He wrinkled his nose in distaste.

Sighing Betty nodded

“Okay you’re right, I was an idiot. Now that that’s settled can we please go to pops I’m thinking of adding a milkshake to my order.”
She began walking ahead, but Jughead grabbed her arm again.

“I don’t think so. There’s still something we have to discuss.”

Her eyes widened and she looked away speaking sheepishly

“And what’s that?”

He grabbed her chin with his free hand

“I love you Betty Cooper, have loved you for a quite a bit now.” He was grinning and ducking to meet her eyes.

As soon as green met blue, tears welled in her eyes

“You do?”

“I do.”

Suddenly she was clinging to him l,tears wetting his flannel.

He pulled away gently, placing a soft kiss to her forehead,

“Come on ill buy you that burger. So.. how was being drunk anyway.”

She reached for his hand, threading their fingers together

“Oh juggie, you do not wanna know”

anonymous asked:

Why do you hate D so much? I'm not attacking you, I'm just curious and wanted to know your reasons. To be fair, I'm not a fan of her myself. I'm not that far in the series, but she's giving me strange/bad vibes. I'm not too fond of her. (Don't worry about spoiling anything. I love spoilers and even tho I just started watching the show I already know what happens in s7, I'm weird, I know) ❤❤

Hi faceless man!

There are many reasons why I don’t like her in the show and I’m going to list them as accurately as possible. These are all my opinion, so please don’t take it personally. 

There are going to be so many spoilers ahead, reader discretion is advised.

 I’ll only talk about the show reasons in here because my feelings and thoughts about her get more complex when it comes to the books:

1) she’s obsessed with the iron throne and her claim on it even though she has no claim, Robert conquered the iron throne, he fought for it just like her Ancestors did. Gendry would have more of a claim as the bastard son of Robert or even Cersei as his Queen wife. But not Daenerys. 

2) she made a giant mess in slaver’s bay. She’s too stubborn to at least look at something from another perspective. It’s either her way or no way. Even Aegon adapted to the different cultures of Westeros. But no, Daenerys ignores what her people want and decides to act on her own will. And afterwards she left those same cities with Daario Naharis. I’m sure the warlord will do a great job at keeping the peace there. 

3) she would be dead whiteout her Dragons. How many times has she been saved by those fire breathing Lizards and how many times did she get out of a sticky situation thanks to diplomacy and her own planning? 

4) they disagree? They burn. She says the people who follow her have a choice but do they? Do they really? In a deleted scene she tells Missandei “never betray me”. What does she mean by that? If Missandei wanted to get away from Daenerys would she be free to do so or would she see that as a betrayal?

5) she loves to burn people alive. Not even people that did her wrong but soldiers, suspected nobles in Mereen, Dickon and his father, just anyone. She seems to not give a fuck or out right enjoys it. 

6) she’s arrogant. Not even my Spanish relatives have so many damn names. She wants to be seen as a savor even though she creates 10 new problems every time she does something. And than she covers everything up with a good BBQ.

7) she takes pride in her Valyrian ancestry even though they themselves were slavers and the cause so much death and hurt.

8) she’s manipulative, in a bad kind of way. Seriously, Season 7 was practically Daenerys manipulating Jon into bending the knee with reasons that make no sense at all. She tries to bond with him over the fact that they both have lost brothers. The difference is that Jon loved his brothers. Dany didn’t know one and the other was an abusive asshole to her and she didn’t bat an eye when he died before her eyes. She says Jon is too proud to bend the knee even though it has nothing to with pride that he doesn’t want to give the north to a southern leader.

9) if she really loved her people she would give the northerners their so much needed independence. But again, she doesn’t want to compromise or she’s really so blind to her own arrogance that she thinks she’s doing them a favor.

10) Targaryens are, how should I put this…unstable. The inbreeding has brought them so many Illnesses and mental problems it’s a matter of time until she looses it completely. I quote: “Every time a new Targaryen is born the gods toss the coin in the air and the world holds its breath to see how it will land.” The reign of the Targs was a mess, even before her father, the mad king Aerys. 

I’m sure there are more reasons, but I didn’t want to go too much into detail. If you search “anti dany” on my blog you’ll find more things I’ve written about her. 

I have nothing against people who like this character. Hell, I like Cersei and she’s just as bad. The difference is that Cersei doesn’t hide the fact that she’s horrible. Plus, Lena Headey is a wonderful actress, she knows how to bring her characters alive and Emilia Clarke is a pale contrast in my opinion. I like her as a person but not as an actress (sorry not sorry).

That’s all.

anonymous asked:

Do you really believe that LGBT people are going to go to hell? I don't understand how you can interpret the Bible to say LGBT people are going to hell. I mean, surely there are lots of other sins people don't confess and ask forgiveness for before they die. I thought Christianity was about grace, that God loves us unconditionally and forgives all of our sins. I'm a gay Christian. I had to accept myself bc my self hatred led me to attempt suicide several times. I got better when I accepted it.

Anon, I love you, and I want so badly to tell you that homosexuality isn’t a sin. I want to tell you that you can live however you want and embrace every feeling your heart gets and still get into Heaven. I want to be able to say so many things like this… but then I’d be lying to you and I just can’t do that to you.

The Bible states in multiple areas that this is a sin. I can’t argue against it, I can’t choose to ignore it, I can’t change its meaning. God has said it, it’s not going to change, no matter how much the times have. I’m sorry to say it, but it’s a sin and sin does lead to death and Hell if you choose to keep living in it.
But homosexuality isn’t the only sin that’s punished this way. All of them are. Every sin that has entered the world is punished the same exact way. From things as big as murder, to things as small as gossip and lies, all sins are equal in God’s eyes.
But you don’t have to look at this and believe that there’s no saving you. You don’t have to accept this fate. There is hope, because you were right when you said Christianity is all about grace. It is. God sent His son, His own child to earth to be spat upon, beaten, persecuted, and murdered in the most excruciating way…. for you.
Jesus died so you can live. He looks at you with so much love that He gave His own life so that you could have a second, third, millionth chance at yours. His grace and forgiveness is never ending. He will always offer this if you’re willing to do what it takes to get it.

And I understand, I know you don’t want to give up your sexuality. It’s part of your identity at this point, I’m sure. It’s something that makes you feel happy and gives you purpose. I have been there myself. But would you believe me if I told you that you can be happier? You can have a stronger sense of purpose, you can have an identity that is so completely fulfilling. But it costs you giving your sexuality to God.
There will be a lot of people, even some Christians who say you don’t have to give it up. I had someone try convincing me of that just today. But I’m sorry to break it to you, but God didn’t make you gay. He doesn’t create anyone with sin already in them. The reason we have our sins is because we have free will and hearts easily manipulated by Satan, and the devil is one smooth talking guy. But he’s evil and he doesn’t want good things for you.

I know you probably don’t like this answer. You might get mad at me, block me, tell all of your followers that I’m homophobic. But know that the only reason I’m telling you all this is because God loves you and He wants you in His arms. He wants to see you in Heaven, and so do I. I’m praying for you. Please message me if you have anything you’d like to talk about. God bless you.

The Dark Knight Sentence Meme
  • "Why do they call him The Joker?"
  • "Criminals in this town used to believe in things."
  • "I believe that what doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger."
  • "What kind of hero needs to wear a mask?"
  • "I told your man my compound would take you places. I never said they'd be places you wanted to go."
  • "One man or the entire mob?"
  • "When you stitch yourself up, you make a bloody mess."
  • "Are you interested in his character or his social circle?"
  • "You don't leave things like this to chance."
  • "If you're not getting shot at, you're not doing your job."
  • "Good thing about the mob is they keep giving you second chances."
  • "Gotham's proud of an ordinary man standing up for what's right."
  • "You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
  • "I thought I told bad jokes."
  • "If you're good at something, never do it for free."
  • "Wanna know how I got these scars?"
  • "Let's put a smile on that face."
  • "Why so serious?"
  • "We don't have to be afraid of scum like you."
  • "You cannot leave me on my own with these people."
  • "I guess no answer isn't no."
  • "A little fight in you. I like that."
  • "You can't protect me. You can't even protect yourselves."
  • "Some men just want to watch the world burn."
  • "You'd leave a man's life to chance?"
  • "You're the symbol of hope that I could never be."
  • "Don't make me your one hope for a normal life."
  • "I suppose they'll lock me up as well. Your accomplice."
  • "The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming."
  • "You make your own luck."
  • "Hit me. Come on. Hit me."
  • "Kill you? I don't want to kill you. What would I do without you?"
  • "I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."
  • "You have these rules and you think they'll save you."
  • "The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules."
  • "Killing is making a choice. You choose one life over the other."
  • "How many of your friends have I killed?"
  • "You know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You don't get to savor all the little emotions."
  • "I don't want to live without you."
  • "If you lose your faith in me, please keep your faith in people."
  • "Why should I hide who I am?"
  • "This city deserves a better class of criminal and I'm going to give it to them. This is my town now."
  • "It's not about money. It's about sending a message."
  • "I hate plans. Yours. Theirs. Everyone's."
  • "Come nightfall, this city is mine and everyone left here plays by my rules."
  • "You're about to know what my suffering is really like."
  • "What were you hoping to prove? That deep down, we're all as ugly as you?"
  • "You truly are incorruptible, aren't you?"
  • "You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self righteousness and I won't kill you because you're too much fun."
  • "We're going to do this forever."
  • "Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push."
  • "It's not about what I want. It's about what's fair."
  • "The only morality in a cruel world is chance."
  • "Gotham needs it's true hero."
  • "He's the hero Gotham deserves but not the one it needs right now."
  • "He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight."
Wrong Number

[Annabeth Chase’s phone]

Saturday, April 26 

2:37 am [to 673729225]

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Annabeth Chase: JERK FUCKING CHEATER
Annabeth Chase: ITA GOID THFNG WE BROKEE UPI BECASUSER YOU PROBLY HVE A STDSDD
Annabeth Chase: aND A Small DICK
Annabeth Chase: youuARE A FCKING ASDHOLES

9:46 am

673729225:  so, um, hey, you kind of left me a voice message yesterday?
673729225:  Weeeell, maybe a few and some texts but i think you got the wrong number, you see unless i have been living a lie my whole life my name is not ryan?
673729225: so yeah, wrong number

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Morning Call

“The usual morning of Yohane-sama…”

“Chu~~” Yoshiko tried to open her eyes as she felt that there’s something that has been touching her cheek for a moment now

“This is…, don’t tell me…” wondered Yoshiko as she finally found the source of the sensation of kiss she felt for a while now “As I thought…, she’d done it again…”

“Yohane-sama…, loveeee you… so much…” mumbled the girl beside the fallen angel

“Riko…it’s enough. Wake up, please… I can’t get up if you keep on holding and kissing me like this!” said the junior as she tried to escape the hug from the mistress of cuddle (Yoshiko called Riko that for a while now)

“No way… Another five minutes…Mmmmmmmmhhhmm…” the girl kept on mumbling

“C’mon, we have to get ready for class today.” the junior tried to reason with the older girl

“Dont want to… I’m sleepy…” said Riko as her lips pursued the source of the voice that has been beautifully exchanging words with her

“Oi,, stop i– stop it, Riko!! Ah~ no, that place is…” Yoshiko unconsciously moaned after the senior found her way to her neck after kissing her lips

“Mmmmmm~ delicious Yohane-sama…” she kept on giving pecks on the neck of her beloved junior

“No~ Riko, no!! It’ll leave marks… Ahhh~~” Yoshiko couldn’t control her voice as she received a barrage of kiss on her gorgeous neck

“Yummy~” the senior was grinning in between of her kisses

Pissed off as she was assaulted in the wake of a morning, Yoshiko finally managed to got her left hand free of the bear hug from Riko. While she doing her best to withstand the ‘marking ceremony’ her senior has been doing for a while now, she cupped that senior’s face and she stared at the grinning girl

“Morning, Yohane-sama…”

“Don’t ‘morning, Yohane-sama…’ me! What are you doing, assaulting me in your sleep?”

“Ehehehe~”

“Stop that grinning!!”

“Eh~~~ It’s your fault for giving me that surprise hug last night, Yohane-sama. I was so happy I fantasized about what would happen next, and without knowing it, it continued in my dream… What a wonderful dream~”

“Pervert! All I did was giving you a hug for your graduation!”

“Is that so? Well…, whatever the case it’s all because of you, Yohane-sama~”

“What the!!? Oh my gosh… it’s my fault for trying to reason with you who’s still half-asleep like this… Now, please release your hug…”

“No.”

“Why?”

“I don’t want to. My energy is not fully charged yet…”

“What am I, a battery?!”

“Well, yes…, mine, that is… hehehe”

“You’re getting more absurd the longer we spent our time together…, you know that?”

“Well, that is also your fault, Yohane-sama…”

“So in the end, it’s all my fault, huh?”

“Yes.”

“Okay then. If that’s the case, then I will stop giving you a hug or even a kiss if something bad or good happen. That way it’ll not be my fault, right?”

“Ehhhhhhh~ Don’t do that, Yohane-sama!! How can I recharge my energy without your love every day??”

“Don’t care!”

“So cruel…”

“A greedy girl like you need punishment, after all…”

“But I didn’t do anything wrong~”

“Oh, is that so? Then, giving me kissing mark almost all over my neck is not a proof of your guilt, huh?”

“They’re not a proof of guilt, Yohane-sama… They’re a proof of love…”

“What kind of proof of love that makes you being embarrassed in front of the others, huh? Explain it to me, perverted Riko…!”

“Why do you have to be getting embarrassed just because of kiss marks, Yohane-sama…? Just be the usual proud and mighty Yohane-sama…, you’ll be fine! I’m sure!!” the senior smiled brightly to the pissed junior

“Hooo…, is that so? Then…, if I gave you as much as I got from you all this week for your next upcoming graduation party you won’t mind it, right Riko?” evilish stare to the senior who was surprised

“Ehhhh…, you can’t be serious, right Yohane-sama…? I-I’m not an eccentric girl like you, right? There’s no way I could stand being the focus of attention all day, you know? I’m an unpopular girl, after all… unlike you, Yohane-sama…” getting a bit afraid of the seriousness that was visible in her junior’s eyes

“What are you talking about? You are the most popular girl among your peers and being the center of attention wouldn’t even cause you trouble, right? Like you said, Riko…, they’re proof of love, right?”

“I-I-I do said that…, but…”

“Hehehehe~”

“Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-You can’t be serious, Yohane-sama… Kyaa~~~~!!”

And as Riko tried to escape from the ‘marking ceremony’, Yoshiko managed to grab her left hand and spinned her senior, swiftly cupped the face of her girlfriend and planted a deep kiss on her lips. Feeling that the senior was letting her guard down, Yoshiko quickly released her lips from Riko’s and she stormed her way to the neck of her senior.

“Don’t worry, Riko… I will give you the most beautiful mark on your gorgeous neck… Just leave it to me, okay?”

“Nooooooo….”

The next day, Yoshiko drove her girlfriend to the graduation party and led the naughty girl to her peers as the senior tried her best to cover her neck that was full of kissing marks. Yoshiko evilishly grinned like mad and left her girlfriend that would soon received a barrage of questions from her colleagues.

Moulin Rouge sentence meme
  • "Diamonds are a girl's best friend."
  • "Never fall in love with a woman who sells herself."
  • "You don't have to lie to me."
  • "He/she wasn't trying to trick her/him."
  • "A love that will last forever."
  • "It's not that I'm not a jealous man/woman. I just don't like other people touching my things."
  • "I couldn't go through with it!"
  • "Honestly this is impossible!"
  • "Nothing funny, I just like talent."
  • "Virgin?"
  • "Leave all this to yesterday."
  • "I'm sorry, _____, I'm dying."
  • "Outside may be tragic."
  • "... a little frog."
  • "It'll mean that we love one another."
  • "Life's an awful bore."
  • "In here it's entertaining."
  • "Tell me the truth."
  • "It's quite long."
  • "This one's for you."
  • "A little supper? Maybe some champagne?"
  • "No!"
  • "We have to end it."
  • "It's nothing."
  • "They're trying to kill you!"
  • "The cat's out of the bag."
  • "I'm sure I will."
  • "When will I begin to live again?"
  • "I couldn't pretend anymore!"
  • "But I prefer a man/woman who lives... and gives expensive... jewels."
  • "You'll have fun."
  • "The greatest lesson you'll ever learn is to love and to be loved in return."
  • "Love is like oxygen!"
  • "A kiss may be grand, but it won't pay rental."
  • "Everyone go back to work."
  • "Outside it may be raining."
  • "He/she will fight for me."
  • "I hope you don't mind."
  • "Is this okay?"
  • "Tell our story."
  • "The ending's silly."
  • "He's got a huge... talent."
  • "This is my home."
  • "Generally I like it."
  • "Men grow cold as women grow old."
  • "In here we feel like magic."
  • "I was a fool to believe."
  • "How wonderful life is now that you're in the world."
  • "I don't like this ending."
  • "She's confessing!"
  • "I prefer to do it standing."
  • "You can tell everyone that this is your song."
  • "Is this what you want?"
  • "No!"
  • "That way I'll always be with you."
  • "Listen to my heart, can you hear it sing?"
  • "I didn't want to lie!"
  • "He/she knows!"
  • "I'm cold."
  • "Things aren't always as they seem."
  • "Things are exactly as they seem."
  • "Very well."
  • "You might enjoy it."
  • "See the difference between you and I is that you can leave anytime you choose."
  • "You're going to be bad for business."
  • "We'll leave tonight."
  • "I'd rather, um, just get it done and over."
  • "I don't have much money."
  • "Love lifts us where we belong."
  • "Never knew I could feel like this."
  • "When love is for the highest bidder, there can be no trust."
  • "You're a beautiful man/woman."
  • "I forgot my line."
  • "The woman/man I loved is... dead."
  • "Come down here and get it done and over with."
  • "You know it is."
  • "I love sex."
  • "You know, touched for the first time."
  • "Hold me."
  • "Without trust, there can be no love."
  • "Hurt him/her to save him/her."
  • "I can tell."
  • "You're a great actress."
  • "It always ends bad!"
  • "Being on the street, that's terrible."
  • "I know it isn't much."
  • "We can't afford to love."
  • "The show must go on."
  • "Why does my heart cry?"
  • "The truth?"
  • "Use your talent to save him/her!"
  • "Make him/her believe you don't love him/her."
  • "I don't need you anymore!"
  • "I owe you nothing."
  • "He/she loves me!"
  • "And that's worth everything."
  • "You've got to carry on without me."
  • "Ah, poetry."
  • "You're free to leave me but just don't deceive me."
  • "Come what may I will love you until my dying day."
  • "Jealousy, yes jealousy will drive you mad!"
  • "I've come to pay my bill."
  • "It's not important."
  • "My gift is my song."
  • "Love is a splendord thing!"
  • "All you need is love."
  • "A girl's got to eat."
  • "The only way of loving me baby is to pay a lovely fee."
  • "Come and get me, boys."
  • "I can't carry on without you."
  • "I've paid my whore."
  • "Forgive everything."
  • "The French are glad to die for love."
  • "Don't stop, don't stop."
  • "I saw you together!"
  • "Please believe me when I say I love you."
  • "The spectacular spectacular."
  • "You are nothing to me."
  • "You don't have to wear that dress tonight."
  • "Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love."
  • "Only you can save him/her."
  • "That's real love."
  • "Because she/he doesn't love you!"
  • "All my life you made believe I was only worth what someone would pay for me!"
  • "We're going away from you."
  • "What's his/her type?"
  • "Dont worry, Shakespeare."
  • "I was sick."
  • "We'll work on it tomorrow."
  • "You'll get your ending."
  • "And in the end should someone die?"
  • "We'll make them laugh, we'll make them cry."
  • "Where were you last night?"
  • "So delighting."
  • "I told you."
  • "Everyone knows."
  • "It's a bit funny, this feeling inside."
  • "You're dying."
  • "The doctor told us."
  • "You don't have to sell your body to the night."
  • "It's just an infatuation."
  • "The infatuation will end."
  • "It's more than I can stand."
  • "It all ends tonight."
  • "He/she is spending a fortune on you."
  • "Tell him/her it's over."
  • "I can't fall in love with anyone."
  • "But, my dear, I've arranged a lovely supper for us."
  • "A life without love... that's terrible."
  • "What?"
  • "This is what I want."
  • "Naughty words."
  • "I know of art and love."
  • "I long for it with every fiber of my being."
  • "It's a city of sin."
  • "There is no other way."
  • "We are creatures of the underworld."
  • "Oh no."
  • "I'm in love."
  • "A kingdom of nighttime pleasures."
  • "She/he sold her/his love."
  • "I can't believe it."
  • "Love is just a game."
  • "I was made for loving you, baby."
  • "You were made for loving me."
  • "One day I'll fly away."
  • "She/he is mine."
  • "Everything's going so well."
  • "You expect me to believe that?"
  • "Everyday I'm loving you more and more."
  • "We have each other."
  • "Today's the day when dreaming ends."
  • "I'm paid to make men/women believe what they want to believe."
  • "I don't care."
  • "You'll die with wonderment!"
  • "You have so much to give."
  • "I love you."
  • "The end."

So I’m about halfway though Monogatari Second Season now. I wrote a bit about it for a /r/anime thread and figured I might as well post it here too. WIth gifs and stuff too, because that’s how you get people to read things on tumblr. You just stick pictures between the paragraphs. 

Monogatari series spoilers up to the end of Nadeko Medusa, and Re:zero spoilers. 

Tsubasa Tiger

The start of the Monogatari SS is a continuation of Hanekawa’s story. Once again we see into Hanekawa’s really messed up family life. The contrast between her pure and white personality vs what she’s actually feeling is pretty incredible, and she just kinda creates aberrations so she can deal with her emotions. This um, not a healthy way to deal with stress. I didn’t originally think that the tiger was something that she created, so that was a nice twist. It was also interesting to see that her feelings of envy were so much more powerful than her repressed sexuality. Really gives you a look into just how fucked up her home life is when she feels like that. The confession scene at the end of the arc was absolutely beautiful too. She confessed knowing that she was going to be rejected, but just being able to express how she felt to Araragi was a huge leap in her character. Really a gorgeous moment in the series. Also that bathing scene with Senjougahara and Hanekawa. 

Hanekawa once again ended up with a new hairdo. Honestly this show is about girls changing their hair style and you can’t convince me otherwise. 

Originally posted by kylse

Rem’s confession in episode 18 really reminded me of Hanekawa’s confession. Sure Rem’s confession was for Subaru’s sake and Hanekawa’s was for her own, but the way in which they were delivered and the circumstances were pretty similar. 

Mayoi Jiangshi

Honestly this arc felt a lot more like it was about Shinbou than it was Mayoi, but it did center around saving Mayoi and the ramifications of saving Mayoi. The conversation with Ononoki at the beginning of the arc was really interesting. It was a little philosophical in nature because they were discussing the nature of their death and what not, but it also did a good job of focusing the arc on finding Hachikuji’s answer to those questions. I was not expecting time travel in this series at all, but what do you know, they went back in time to do his homework but royally fucked everything up. Loli Hanekawa was super fucking adorable, and also just like you’d expect her to be. Sending Araragi to the police station was a nice touch. It looked like it was his mother that was there too. Why Araragi gotta grope the children, Araragi pls. When the scene left off with the narration saying the world had been annihilated I figured it was Araragi being like oh a world without Hachikuji is not a world worth living in, but no they went and destroyed the world. Looking at the different routes and how Shinobu acted in them was fascinating and showed just ridiculously fucking op Kiss-Shot is at full power. In the end, the resolution of alternate world Kiss-Shot was very tragic, but showed a really complexity to Shinobu’s character. She can get back her powers if Araragi dies, but even in the timeline where that happened she ended up trying to kill herself. The exorcists (I always forget the Japanese name for them) continue to be badass and manage to correctly assess how Araragi and friends have messed up the world. Oshino’s explanation of the time travel was great too. It was concise, but thoroughly explained what had gone on. A lot of shows don’t manage to do that right. 

Adult Hachikuji is bae. I wish she had gotten some more screen time, but she was just kind of there. Araragi and Shinobu just ditched her with the rice though, way to go guys. And then finally at the end we have Hachikuji answering the questions that Ononoki had asked. Her response to Araragi didn’t come off as a confession of love to me, but more a heartfelt expression of her friendship with him. She really feels that her life is better because she met him. I still don’t fully understand their relationship, but I imagine I’ll understand more of it as time goes on.

Nadeko Medusa

This arc was hyped up a lot by a lot of people, so I was looking forward to what it had to offer; and boy did the arc deliver. It starts off with the end of the arc in a truly monogatari fashion. Though, knowing how the arc is going to end makes the tension of how it gets there all the more exciting. This is definitely one of the cases where knowing a spoiler doesn’t make something worse. It also really juxtaposes the expectations we have of Nadeko; her being super cute and really not capable of doing much of anything, with what is shown in the opening sequence; her brutalizing Koyomi and Araragi. When that scene ends and the OP rolls in you’re just like wtf. Really well done with that imo. 

Nadeko is a really fascinating character. She basically glides through life by not doing much of anything and just deflecting the bad things or playing victim so that people want to help her out. She is constantly running away from her problems and letting other people solve them or just ignoring them and hoping that they go away. She’s also pretty much insane too. The envy and inability to deal with the fact that Koyomi has a girlfriend and that her love will go unrequited literally drives her to resurrect a dead god and actually become its vessel. Though I think that Ouji a lot to do with that. I’m not sure what her story is, but she seemed to be up to no good. 

It’s really easy to hate Nadeko in this arc because she does a lot of deplorable things. However I can also relate to a lot of the things she did. I’ve ran away from problems, I’ve played dumb to try and get people to side with me, I’ve had an unrequited love. Being able to relate to her actions makes them all the more revolting though. Watching this sickeningly cute, seemingly pure and innocent character lose her mind is pretty difficult. I didn’t actually realize that she had made up the snake god until he commented that he wasn’t actually real until she had eaten the talisman. There was a lot of foreshadowing with her talking to her scrunchie, but I hadn’t guessed that it was all in her head. 

The girls in Monogatari really should just become rappers because they all seem to have this ability to throw mad shade: Senjougahar is the physical embodiment of shade, Shinobu has had centuries to hone her already sharp wit, Tsuhiki puts the fire in fire sisters, um ok that’s all I have for now. But really, Nadeko got absolutely roasted in her arc. Shinobu was ruthless, Tsuhiki gave her a rude awakening, and Senjougahara told her off too. Shinobu absolutely roasted her. 

Nadeko’s moment where she just snaps at school was really well done too. The stress of all the things she was avoiding or didn’t know how to deal with finally piled up and she just completely lost it. She was finally able to voice her thoughts to her teacher and her peers, but perhaps the price she paid for that was a little bit too high. It’s an interesting bit of character development though. In the end she really did lose her marbles when she became Godeko. She goes full yandere and concludes that it would be far more romantic if the man she loved was dead. Her conclusion here is pretty sad. Even with the powers of a god she wasn’t able to overcome her jealousy or stop running away from the problem. She was only able to lash out and try and destroy what she saw as the problem rather than try and solve it. Nadeko is a pretty tragic character. 

Senjougahara once again shows that she’s a badass when she just phones up Godeko and tells her not to kill her man. I was a little surprised that she asked Nadeko to spare Shinobu as well. I’m not sure what Senjougahara’s feelings for Shinobu are, but I imagine I’ll find out more about that as the show goes on. What a cliffhanger to end the arc on. Really enjoyed it overall and I can see why people like this arc so much. 

Originally posted by crystalpilot

What makes the series so exciting for me is how relatable the characters are. The aberrations that they deal with are the results of very real emotions and problems. Hanekawa struggles with her sexual frustration and her envy, Senjougaraha shut herself away from people because of trauma in her childhood, Nadeko imagined up a god and ended up making it corporeal because she ran away from a problem rather than being honest with herself, etc. etc. Sure it’s a bit harder to relate to Shinobu because she’s a centuries old almost omnipotent vampire that has fallen from power and well I just haven’t had that sort of experience. Even so there are a lot of complex emotions going on with Shinobu that are very slowly explained and touched upon. I think that most people will be able to relate to one or more of the characters, and that’s what makes the show so satisfying to watch. Maybe the enjoyment comes from a sense of satisfaction of having dealt with a similar sort of issue that comes up in the show, maybe it comes from a sense of belonging because you had a very similar experience to a character, or really any other number of things. 

This is why the show is special to me, and why I think that it will continue to be special as I catch up with what has been made. While there certainly are some flaws here and there, this is quickly becoming one of my favorite series. Though I don’t think it will overtake Spice and Wolf in the end. 

I’m so conditioned to shows having underwhelming writing that I just get so excited when a show has some good writing, and for me the Monogatari series continues to blow me away. I also can’t get over how good the visuals are. I know they aren’t everyone’s cup of tea, but I absolutely love the style of the show. I’m looking forward to the rest of SS.

  • Okay but imagine this
  • Bilbo is the tattoo artist who owns his own shop that everyone is really confused about because he's this cute little thing that were baggy jumpers that go over his hands to do the sweat paw thing when he's not inking someone and he has these big glasses that he's always fumbling to push up his nose and he's just all around adorable and he's polite and smiles warmly at everyone and he looks like he needs to be in a pile of pillows with a cuppa and a good book next to a roaring fire instead of in the middle of a tattoo parlor with designs that range from disturbing to beautiful why is this small creature here why this isn't right and his workers are like hell just you wait
  • And then he shows up randomly in a new pair of glasses that compliment his face perfectly and a pair of nice, tight trousers and a button up white shirt that has the sleeves rolled up to the elbows revealing his multitude of tattoos and a burgundy vest with elaborate buttons sewn on and everyone is like holy shit then Bilbo is talking with someone and having a civil chat and someone says a slur of some sort and instantly any sign of warmth just disappears from his face and he very calmly asks them to leave and the person is like why because I said [insert slur here] and then suddenly tiny cuddly Bilbo is an imposing force and should be ten feet tall to just complete how terrifying he is when he wants to be and he's suddenly very heatedly describing how slurs are incredibly rude and highly inappropriate in any situation and how to merely casually insert them into a conversation is disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself for this behavior, your mother would be feeding you bars of soap for a week should she have heard that, get out of my shop and good day to you, and everyone watching is just like O.O because Bilbo has never even spoken in an unkind tone before even when he had really difficult customers and they're all just so shocked and his workers are behind the counter laughing their asses off
  • Now insert Thorin, high-and-mighty businessman who has a soft spot for his two nephews and takes care of them constantly and is always there when they need him and who tries to be stern with them but really can't deny them a single thing. He's got boisterous Kili at one elbow (sixteen maybe) who's chattering on and on about something from school and Fili (nine? twenty?) who's very calm and collected and listening to his brother fondly and interjecting every now and then and they're both making Thorin just feel so proud and they walk into Bilbo's shop because after six months of Kili pestering Thorin about a tattoo and showing him the design he'd created a year prior and begging and pleading for weeks, months on end he's finally convinced him yes, he really wants it, please uncle, I'll get it on my upper arm so I only show it off when I want to, please, I'll make sure mum doesn't yell at you, and finally he concedes because he can't get mad at them and he talked Dís into letting him get it easy enough
  • So he gets a recommendation from Dwalin who has an impressive number of tattoos scattered across his body which adds to his intimidation and makes lots of people comply out of fear of what could happen if they don't and he points them in Bilbo's direction so they go on a rainy Saturday since no ones seems arsed to get out besides them
  • Bilbo's shop is buzzing with life as usual, filled with the misfit kids he'd taken upon himself to watch over. So basically he's got merry and pippin and frodo and Sam all working around his shop doing random jobs like sweeping and wiping down the counter because Bilbo insists that they keep themselves busy and that they don't do bad things and in exchange for work instead of being paid they earn 'credits' Bilbo logs and when you get a certain amount Bilbo will give you a tattoo free but he insists they get the slip signed every time regardless since they're still young. He'd pay them but he's already got Tauriel working as his extra artist and they're looking for a person to work the register and help people find the design they want cause Bilbo is busy tattooing and sketching out custom designs and Tauriel never leaves her workroom unless it's a break for her or Bilbo insists she get out for once
  • So the shop is all bright and colorful and filled with designs, some generic and some unique, and Bilbo is dressed in the vest outfit and sitting on the counter in the criss cross applesauce position (how the fuck do you describe that position anymore without using the preschool shorthand someone tell me) and he's beaming down at his 'kids' as they sit on the floor in front of him, all of them laughing as frodo tries to braid tauriel's hair and merry and pippin and sharing a snack and Sam is sketching in his book a gorgeous flower tattoo for his next one but still joining in on the conversation. In walks Thorin and Fili and Kili and everyone turns to look at them and Bilbo is instantly up and smiling warmly, welcoming them in and telling them they can hang up their raincoats, no need for those in here. And Kili is stunned into silence because of Tauriel and Tauriel is blushing a brighter color than her hair because what is this who is this boy who is shorter than her and watching her as if she is the sun and the moon and the stars encompassed in one body that wasn't right he shouldn't be staring stop it stooooop and Fili is looking over the sign for help Bilbo had put up and the boys on the floor don't pay much attention to the newcomers and then there's Thorin and Bilbo and Bilbo is trying to straighten his clothes because oh gods oh gods he's cute and Thorin is watching Bilbo fiddle with his clothes and glances at his tattoos cause oh goodness no one should be that attractive
  • A bunch of stuttered explanations and accidental flirting later and Kili is set up with Tauriel in her room and he's getting his tattoo and Fili is being helped by the boys with his resume and interview and Thorin and Bilbo are chattering away about nothing and then Centuries by Fall Out Boy comes on so the boys perk up and frodo dashes to the sound system without missing a beat and turns it up with a cry of "Bilbo, it's your song!" and Bilbo is laughing and the boys start getting up and dancing to the loud music (Fili included after a bit of arguing) and Bilbo doesn't realize it but he's singing along and then Thorin who knows the song because Kili is constantly playing this album over and over is singing too and they're just grinning while shouting along with the lyrics and they don't take their eyes off of each other and they're completely in sync when the chorus comes on and just "Some legends are told, some turn to dust, some to gold, but you'll remember me... Remember me, for centuries. And just one mistake is all that it takes, we'll go down in history... Remember me, for centuries."
  • Flash forward a few years to their wedding, Thorin's skin a bit more colorful after a few trips to Bilbo, Bilbo's shop more popular that ever with the influx of businessmen that Thorin happens to find and send his way (really, he didn't think so many people hid so many tattoos under those huge suits) and they're grinning and frodo, merry, pippin, Fili, Kili, and Tauriel (the last two unashamedly holding hands and pressed as close together as they can manage) are getting up to make a speech and Bilbo is curious but then they're all speaking in snippits, telling them that they all had ideas as to what sort of speech they could come up with and then they realized they really shouldn't say anything at all, there's something that could say everything they needed for them, and now Bilbo is absolutely intrigued and so is Thorin and everyone else and then they step offstage and Centuries starts playing and Bilbo and Thorin are laughing and grinning and going to hug the troublesome kids close and everyone is singing and some people are really confused but those nine and a few select others know what's going on and they're just so entirely happy and once the song is over Kili just goes "I'm so glad uncle let me get that tattoo"