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Some Undertale Headcanons

I figured I’d post these and contribute something to this fandom. Some of these are from my brain and others were influenced by other posts or fan fics. Anyway these are a few of my headcanons for various undertale characters x reader.

Papyrus

-he’s actually pretty good at cooking spaghetti and when he cooks for you on a date he makes the spaghetti from scratch and it’s delicious.

-he always plans something really fun for a date and even if some of his ideas are a little childish or strange you always end up having a blast 

-he makes you shirts for your dates (like his “cool dude” shirt) that are very cute and while you were originally a bit embarrassed about wearing them you eventually end up wearing them all the time because they’re comfy and he always looks so happy when you wear them.

-in terms of intimacy he really wants to make you feel good and to make sure you’re comfortable. He spends a lot of time learning what he should do and then has a long conversation with you about what you like and what you need to make sure he does everything perfectly

Sans

-he flirts with you through his puns and enjoys saying really cute things that make you blush

-however he gets flustered VERY easily and just the smallest of sweet comments will make him go very blue and he’ll spend the next hour at Grillby’s underneath his hood blushing furiously because he can’t stop thinking about you

-once he realizes you’re flirting with him he has no idea how to handle it starts to act really nervous around you until you finally drag him to Grillby’s on a date because every time you’ve asked him out he’s just cracked jokes because he doesn’t know how to deal with his emotions

-the first time you kiss him he practically passes out

-He regularly tells you that you are the best thing to ever happen to him

W. D. Gaster

-the first time he rips through the void to see you it absolutely terrifies you and while you can see signs of his presence for the next few weeks (like late night dishes being clean in the morning and revisions on your essays) he doesn’t try to contact you again

-you start leaving him notes and cups of tea when you go to bed

-you still have to call out to him to get him to finally materialize which he is very scared to do because he doesn’t want to frighten you again

-he loves to talk to you about science and his eyes just light up when he gets going, even if you don’t understand what he’s talking about you still love when he talks about science stuff with you

-when he gets flustered he gets gloopy and starts to speak in wingdings until he calms down

-he thinks you are incredibly beautiful and doesn’t understand why you would like a messed up monster like him

-it takes forever for him to be comfortable with letting you get close to him physically, eventually he lets you get close to him and you start having cuddle sessions with him 

-because he can influence the form of his body he is the best. cuddler. ever.

Grillby

-very easily flustered and its super noticeable since he goes bright blue and you have almost too much fun making him blush

-he is very skilled at healing magic and when you fall victim to your own clumsiness he patches you up

-and lectures you on being more careful

-which you both know will have zero affect on your future actions

-his chuckle is the sound of a fire crackling

-however when he really laughs its a loud bellowing laugh as well as the crackling but to laugh like that he has to open his mouth which he rarely does as it looks quite monsterish and he’s super self-concious about it

-one day when hanging out at his place you tell a joke that makes him laugh very hard and its the first time you actually see his mouth, you think it is the coolest thing ever.

-he, however, is mortified and locks himself in the bathroom for half an hour while you call through the door to try and get him to come out, eventually when he realizes you haven’t run away he comes out blushing and the bathroom is filled with steam - which is his form of crying - and you reassure him that you aren’t afraid

-his biggest fear is that you will find something about him terrifying and it will scare you away

-he is incredibly worried about burning you so it takes a long time to get him comfortable with being physical with you

-he is also nervous about you being around any open flame, even a candle, which is mostly because burns are the one thing he can’t heal

Mettaton

-as flirty as he is, he doesn’t actually know much about relationships and is very nervous when he finds himself falling for you

-he doesn’t blush, but when he overheats his fans start whirring and the sound is very noticeable when its quiet, he also happens to be very embarrassed about it

-he doesn’t know how to handle it when you ask him about why his fans are always running and he begs Alphys to make them quieter which she says she can’t so the next time you fluster him he turns the fans off which causes him to get way too hot and glitchy and he eventually has to force shut down which terrifies you

-you take him to Alphys who figures out what happened rather quickly and when she gets his systems back online she yells at him for turning off his fans just because he likes you so much that he gets very flustered around you very fast and that’s how you find out he has a crush on you

-he loves to get you gifts but he really just wants to do what will make you happy, and if that’s movie night then that’s what you do

-that being said when he can get you out in public he does because he just adores showing you off to the world

-he marvels at your body, your softness, your curves, and he regularly tells you how beautiful you are

-he’s incredibly gentle and in terms of intimacy he is very vocal, asking you just what you want and he picks up on what you like an don’t like very quickly

anonymous asked:

expand a bit on that au I'm curious

im very glad at least one person cares

  • ok so retail drug store AU!! im 100% shamelessly basing this off of my own job
  • about 1/3 of the store is cosmetics, skincare, bath & beauty, etc. the rest is pharmacy, OTC, food, and other general drug store stuff
  • have u seen drake’s video for ‘started from the bottom’? thats where i fuckin work
  • ANYWAY

this is really long. im sorry

allura

  • allura owns the store. she’s also the head pharmacist
  • which is always the owner of the store
  • in a permanent state of “my employees are fucking incompetent i should fire them” but never does only reprimands them
  • the cameras in the store show her everything thats happening she has a big screen that show all of the 24 areas. sometimes when shes bored and it’s slow she’ll sit there and watch the employees 
  • she calls lance several times and tells him to stop fucking around bc he’ll just be hanging around the front cash bugging the fuck out of keith and pidge and hunk, if he’s there
  • theres a betting pool w the staff on when she and shiro are finally going to hook up
  • she deals with customer complaints when shiro isn’t around; a lot of customers see her pretty face and think she’ll be lenient on them , but oh boy. ohhh boy are they wrong
  • she’ll fuckin shred em
  • she’s stern but a very kind and understanding boss

coran

  • coran is one of the front store managers (meaning he’s one of the managers of everything that isn’t pharmacy and cosmetics).
  • he’s also the product receiver
  • has to do a lot of cycle counts and damage reports bc customers drop things, especially cosmetic things, so often
  • its expensive
  • permanently stressed
  • jokes around a lot
  • will come check up on employees and see if they’re working or not
  • usually doesn’t do much if they’re not
  • just tells them to get to work but like doesnt actually do anyhing about it
  • one time he walked into the cosmetics department and saw lance giving hunk an impromptu makeover and said “dont do that on store time!” but lance offered to give him one too so coran was like ‘oh yes’ and never actually gave lance shit
  • very smart and suggests a lot of ways to improve customer service, ignores keith whenever he says ‘or we could not do that’
  • VERY protective of the staff, will fight anyone who treats them poorly

shiro 

  • shiro is the head front store manager, meaning he’s above coran but below allura
  • (fs managers wear blue collared long sleeve shirts and ties. pciture shiro wearing that. thank u for ur time)
  • the store is severely understaffed so shiro is permanently stressdt
  • because he’s the one that deals with hiring and raises and wages and whatnot
  • is literally the Team Dad™ and the employees go to him a lot when they have issues/are being harrassed by a customer
  • since they cant tell customers to fuck off they get shiro to do it instead bc shiro is the manager and can do what he wants
  • (shiro never tells customers to fuck off. not explicitly. he’s too kind for that. hes very good at subtly telling them off though. kindly.)
  • takes naps in allura’s office a lot 
  • is also in charge of what products get brought in
  • wants to go for a yearlong nap when lance and pidge keep suggesting all these weird sex toys and lubes
  • “look at this thing it looks like a BANANA shiro can you bring it in i’m gonna fucking sell this to that cranky ass old dude–” “NO, pidge, we are not bringing in a banana sex toy. jesus christ.”
  • “YOOOO I’D GET A THIRTY PERCENT DISCOUNT ON THIS LUBE ITS STRAWBERRY FLAVOUREDO OOHH” “i dont want to hear about your sex life, lance.”
  • no one knows how tf he got his scar or lost his arm but everyone always asks if he can robot punch the dick customer in the face and shiro always has to firmly tell them that’s rude and also, no, but only because theyd get fined

hunk

  • hunk is the best merchandiser (stock person basically, the ones putting products out and whatnot)
  • often climbs the shelves in the receiving room bc although he doesnt look it hes super nimble 
  • the toilet paper is always on the top shelf and customers always want it bc its always on sale so hunk is perpetually climbing the shelves
  • sometimes he gets stuck up there and isnt let down until shiro hears him screaming, sometimes hours later
  • shiro leaves him in charge of signage and sale tickets which is fine bc hunk always bums off half of them to lance (who always whines bc he has enough to do in cosmetics which is a lie because theres nothing happening there ever)
  • deals with a lot of shit in general
  • “are you sure you dont have any more of this in the back?” “well ma’am, you see, this thing here” (handheld device) “tells me we have zero in stock, so, like, yeah. im sure” 
  • has a small crush on one of the regular customers called shay, who will hang around and talk to him until shiro comes around the corner and says “Get back to work”
  • whenever he sees one of his coworkers being bothered by a customer he’ll come up and very cheerfully say “can i help you??” as said coworker makes a break for it
  • a VERY hard worker, always gets compliments from customers and even hugs sometimes from the regulars
  • always brings in cookies or donuts he baked and leaves them in the staff room for everyone to share; they always tell him to quit his job and open a bakery
  • hunk flushes and beams but would never leave this shit hole of a place, he says
  • spends like 70% of the time he’s in the receiving room dancing and singing loudly along with the radio, pidge joins him sometimes
  • so does lance and theyll play impromptu basketball with garbage and empty boxes
  • dabs at lance when he sees him across the store

pidge

  • pidge is the cash supervisor meaning theyre the one who deals with counting the safe, covering breaks, and dealing with customers when shiro, allura and coran have gone home
  • since the managers usually dont work night shifts, pidge is in charge almost every night from 2pm to close, at midnight
  • literally dead inside, makes jokes about it a lot
  • “hey pidge can you bring me a roll of toonies when you have the chance?” “sure, keith, i’m not doing anything anyway, only taking care of this entire fucking store on my own and wanting to die” “same” “nice”
  • will enter the staff room and announce “i hate my fucking life” and do a shot of chocolate milk
  • the tills crash a lot, and pidge gets at least 6 calls a day from lance especially because the tills are shit in the cosmetics department
  • “my cash crashed again” “just fucking leave it lance i dont give a shit” “i have customers” “okay ill come reboot it but only because youll cry if i dont” “Thanks pidge love u” (pidge has hung up already)
  • very small but always ready to fight
  • will literally tell a customer to eat a dick if they deserve it
  • one old guy was harrassing keith because he didnt have enough lottery tickets and keith was trying to remain polite (which he sucks at) and pidge came up and said “sir kindly calm down or leave this store immediately and dont come back”
  • covers lance’s breaks, since the department cant be unattended, and will shout across the store when they see lance stopping at front cash on the way back to flirt with keith
  • “YOURE NOT BEING PAID TO FLIRT WITH KEITH LANCE GET UR ASS BACK HERE” (customers stare)
  • got called “she” after specifying they want “they” pronouns multitple times, and then refused to serve the customer again

keith

  • is that stereotypical cashier that literally wants to die
  • “hi welcome to quiznak did you find everything you were looking for?” *customer bitches about sale prices and blames keith as though he personally chose the price* “okay”
  • its always dead from 7pm to midnight so he’ll just stand there and read a book, and pidge will be like “u cant do that” and keith will be like “too bad” and pidge is like “tru”
  • has stupid competitions with lance, will often compete with him for Worst Customer Ever Stories
  • lance: “this woman told me i shouldnt work in cosmetics because im a guy!! what kind of bullshit!! i didnt give her free samples” keith, flatly: “a man yelled at me for five minutes solid because we don’t sell duracell batteries and then threw his empty coffee cup at me and walked away”
  • the uniform is a short sleeved t shirt but keith always wears a black shirt underneath it and no one cares enough to stop him
  • he also wears his skinny jeans instead of work slacks but again no one cares
  • this pleases keith because he knows his ass looks great in those jeans, and he knows lance stares at it from across the store
  • gay
  • actually has terrible apathy and poor social etiquette and is bad at reading social cues which hes working on with shiro’s help
  • a customer sadly said “i lost my husband” and keith blankly says “did you find him” and shiro, who’s there for whatever reason, gives him a pained look, until keith says “oh god im so sorry i didnt realise oh god”
  • when its really slow and pidge is on cash he’ll leave to go “straighten up” the aisles but hes actually going to visit lance in the cosmetics department bc arguing with lance is fun
  • literally doesnt care about makeup or skincare but lance does and keith thinks its cute
  • if theres no customers pidge will get on the PA and say GAYYY for the whole store to hear
  • hunk will join in from the receiving

lance

  • okay so im a cosmetician so this is entirely based off of my experience
  • lance is one of the only cosmeticians. there are 4 running the entire department. lance suffers everyday. he might as well be the fucking manager
  • knows so much about skincare that it’s lowkey terrifying. has amazing skin. “Whats your secret???” asks a customer. lance will never reveal. (its glycolic peels and a good moisturiser)
  • also is incredible at eyeliner, gives shiro a run for his money
  • “youre a guy why are you working in cosmetics” “because im beautiful”
  • the cosmetician uniforms are all black, long sleeve blazers and black pants. lance looks really good because he’s tall and slim, and pidge always tells him what a gay look it is
  • “im BI, pidge” “i know but its a gay look because its a GOOD look”
  • its always fucking HOT in the cosmetics department because its far away from the freezers and the lights for the makeup make the entire dpt like a sauna
  • lance will cry about it at any given time. he BEGS allura to change the AC settings but she never does
  • goes to front cash to steal bags a lot because they run out a lot at cosmetics but mostly actually goes to say some kind of pickup line to keith, or to whatever cute girl is waiting in keith’s line (earning himself a savage glare)
  • always has makeup swatches up and down his arms and all over his hands and smudges on his cheeks; somehow still looks flawless, and he knows it
  • shamelessly applies makeup in the middlle of his shift, earning himself calls from allura and shiro telling him to work andstop doing that
  • he doesnt stop
  • when hes bored hell leave the department and go hang out with hunk in the back for like a half hour and claim he was printing signs when asked
  • “i may hate my job and want to die most of the time, but at least i look good” *finger guns* *keith rolling his eyes*
  • a pretty girl or cute boy enters the department looking for a consultation and lance flirts the whole time, partially because hes a flirty dude, and partially because he KNOWS it’ll up his sales. also he likes making people smile.
  • makes faces at keith from across the store when keith is standing at his cash looking like a zombie. keith responds and they have an ugly face contest

bonus:

  • after close, pidge, hunk, and lance will grab the trolleys and race down the aisles, often crashing into shelves or each other. keith joins sometimes and fucking slaughters them all
  • allura: i should fucking fire you all

anonymous asked:

The new clip says so much about Frank. He's hitting things because anger has become his coping mechanism. That's how he coped w/his family's deaths and now the anger comes back up for the potential of Karen's death. It's a control issue. He feels he HAS to kill any potential threat because of what happened to his family. He puts it all on himself to prevent K's death. *sobs*

It really does!

Now that we’re in TP and Frank’s more solidly into his Punishing self than his Castle origin story of DDS2, I think we’ll be seeing that rage a lot more intimately and as a more permanent feature of his personality than in DDS2. There’s a glimpse of that in his shouting about his family with/at Karen, because it’s like you said – that’s how he’s coped. And it’s been long enough that that is THE main mechanism for him when dealing with guilt, fear, and being powerless. This situation, with Karen on the line, is a triple punch of those emotions.

If you think about it, too, he’s killed everyone that he’s known to be a threat to her when he’s been in her orbit in the past. Schoonover, his men in the diner, and his men at the docks. For all his own personal reasons as well, of course, but they were all threats to her, too. And he’d promised beforehand to protect her in the diner instance. So, as soon as he recognizes to himself how much she means to him, it’s really no surprise that the next leap for him is to take on the responsibility of her safety so intensely. (But I’m still tearing up anyway.)

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Oh gosh I have the weirdest thoughts. I read this and all I can think of is their force mind convo going like: Anakin: “kid you’re going to blow our cover stop it I know you’re new to the spy thing but come on” Luke: “oh shut up I’m a great spy fITE ME” Anakin: “oh damn that’s a great idea good work kid! *mock attempt at decapitation*”

Oh my God this is perfect.

Thoughts on Vampires, Mesmerism, and Horrifying Other Selves

I caught up again, and I’m thinking a lot about Lucy today, and how I don’t think I’ll ever be 100% certain how I feel about her vampiric self. I’ll be the first to admit that the vampiric Lucy speaks to the fact that Bram Stoker really seems to enjoy creating monstrous women and assigning hyper-violent deaths to them, and this no doubt reflects his rather misogynist views regarding acceptable gendered behavior. At the same time, I also think a lot about how Lucy became a vampire in a world that didn’t necessarily see a continuity between a person before they were a vampire and a person after they were a vampire. I think there’s a tendency nowadays to view vampires as essentially human beings, albeit ones with a radically different biology and an unfortunate diet, and I’m not sure if 19th century readers would come naturally to that assessment.

A lot of my interest in the novel revolves around how it might have been received at a time when philosophical materialism seemed like a scary and threatening thing, and how that impacts the book’s ideas about the brain and the soul. While I don’t agree entirely with Anne Stiles absolutely marvelous essay on the topic, I find something very compelling about her insinuation that Lucy as a vampire is the natural end of Ferrier’s brain science: an entity that acts, however complexly, according to the stimuli provided by an infernal vivisector. I do believe that Lucy as a vampire retains some part of the human Lucy, given her reaction to Arthur, but I’m very unconvinced by attempts to wholly explain her vampiric self as an emerging part of her human subconscious. Besides the fact that a lot of these arguments hinge on really awful victim-blaming insinuations about how Lucy somehow desires her own assaults, I think that Dracula’s role as a mesmerist/hypnotist is often overlooked in the equation. I mentioned earlier Wells’ assertion in The Island of Dr. Moreau that hypnotism is the mental equivalent to the physical self-altering vivisection Moreau perpetuates, and I think that there’s a precedent with Trilby that would indicate that the mesmeric process (at least in fiction) can create a sub-personality that’s something between the mesmerist and the mesmerizer, a second self intermixed with that of one’s violator that may operate on its own even out of its originator’s influence.

This read-through I thought a lot about the actual emergence of the vampiric self, and how Lucy, even not knowing what it was seemed driven to resist it. The back and forth with the garlic and her final plea to Van Helsing are seriously absolutely terrifying to me in the context of the vampiric Lucy as the sort of construct described. I’m not certain how aware Stoker was of all the implications of this sort of thing (He had one source that mentioned both double personalities and mesmeric control but we can’t prove he read it), but I think that for the period it would be possible to see the vampiric Lucy as being in some way an extension of the Count, a parasitic personality that’s a mixture of the human Lucy’s memories and Dracula’s mesmeric will. I still enjoy a lot of the literature, fic, and analyses that maintain human Lucy and vampiric Lucy are functionally one and the same, but that thought of the emerging vampire as something inflicted by an outsider is something that resonates with me deeply, and it’s one of the few ideas from the novel that genuinely causes me to have trouble sleeping at night.

phil-of-the-phuture  asked:

Oh my god I'm also terrified of the ocean and all my friends think it's funny it's so validating to meet someone else who also realizes THAT THE OCEAN IS TERRIBLE AND WE SHOULD NEVER GO NEAR IT

oh i couldn’t joke about how real my phobia is if i tried lmao. i know it’s comical especially when i tell peers the series of unfortunate events on how it came to fruition but my friends and significant other no better than to actually legit make fun of me for it. i haven’t been inside the ocean since 2010 and i intend on keeping it that way. ✌️✌️✌️✌️

anonymous asked:

After reading what you wrote for Werewolf!McCree, it gave me this weird imagination about Hanzo changing into a dragon from seeing his s/o become badly injured by the members of Talon. He loses himself in a blinding rage from what he's seen but later his s/o would try to calm him down- DEAR LORD I'm starting to get all these different feels and its too much for me! Can you plz make a short fic or a list of h/c's THIS MAN NEEDS MORE LOVE LIKE HIS BROTHER

Anonymous said to luvleekaotix-imagines:

I really loved your headcanons/scenarios for for were!McCree!  They’re the perfect mix of saccharine and angst :’)  love that big ol pupper, but what I was wondering if you could whip up some similar headcanons for dragon!Hanzo?  idk what kind like naga or shape-shifter dragon?? is that a thing idek, but whatever strikes your fancy!  Thank you for everything you’ve done so far!!

✤✤✤✤✤✤

Okay, okay, I see you. I’ve got you in my sights. BUT I raise you one generic powerful Dragon!Hanzo right, right and giVE YOU cursed dragon Hanzo because he is a fucking bitter asshole and his ancestors are all like ‘oh dear lord, Hanzo Shimada you need to learn a lesson in LOVE you little punk BITCH.’ Bam. Cursed Hanzo, right? Right, now lets throw some like Didney shit into the mix, because everyone loves some Didney, so Hanzo only gets to be human Hanzo in the evening like the beautiful dragon prince he is and in the day time he is—

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foreverendevor  asked:

Your teaser inspired me to re-read Nobuyuki's route and have a sudden mental image. Ieyasu and Nobuyuki have an encounter that from a distance looks like a very pleasant and friendly conversation. But up close the tension would be so thick it would qualify as a solid. It's a little terrifying just thinking about it.

Something like this?

it does happen in Yukkin’s sequel. It’s set after honnouji and there was a confusion on who is the head honcho now that Nobunaga’s gone. The power shifted to Ieyasu and the Sanada is considering an alliance with the Tokugawa.

This meeting was described as very, very, very pleasant on the surface. Both Nobuyuki and Ieyasu was very amiable, friendly even. But the people who know better were terrified because these two were sizing each other up. But Nobuyuki was very careful. 

And he was actually worried that Yukkin wouldn't be able to restrain himself in front of Ieyasu (because he is purposely being terrible to bait him up), but Yukkin managed his cool and Nobuyuki was a proud elder brother :)

I think Nobuyuki can crush Ieyasu’s throat with his bare hands though, lookiet the size of their hands side by side like that, hahahahah.

buneon  asked:

I saw you talking about disney nerd Ryan and I just want to say I've never been able to take his GTA persona seriously because the dutch version of the movie "Lady and the Tramp" is called "Lady en de Vagebond". Every time I see people talk about the terrifying Vagabond I think of that dog with like a knife in his mouth or something instead of an actual killer

omfg i never knew this. im dying its so perfect. thats exactly what you should think of when you think of fahc Vagabond, a dog with a knife in its mouth

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anonymous asked:

Dirk Strider is made out of love, prince of my heart, i love him so much.

You didnt ask for this but you put Dirk and love in the same sentence and this is what i’ve been thinking about so lets go

Im gonna ramble about how much Dirk would love John Egbert and Jade Harley like, instantly, he did conceptually before he even met them but the instant they meet Dirk is permanently owned and has that many more people he’d happily die for because: Dirk loves Jane and Jake more than life itself, and John and Jade are…their kids basically. And early on Dirk cannot unsee that. 

The biggest treason this fandom has ever committed to my person is ignoring the fact that Dirk Strider would fucking melt himself to death even looking at John Egbert or Jade Harley and deconstructing all the little ways they’re like Jake and Jane and thinking about his typical self-loathing shit like “god those two would’ve been so happy together I’m such an ass for getting in the way look at them their kids are perfect they’re so good–”  

before Jake like puts his arm around Dirk’s shoulders and all thoughts immediately stop if they’re dating again, it’s probably a source of great angst for Dirk before they are and one of the bigger reasons he stays away. Maybe Jake and Jane will get the idea and be happy together. Someone write this for me thanks. 

Anyway that got too sad so back to Dirk’s relationship with the ectokids. 

Early on in Earth C John gets the impression Dirk hates him early on and pranks him pretty hard and often but while it kind of annoys Dirk when all his meticulously set up horsecam figurines get their heads swapped (and john breaks some of them in the process) he’s mostly just reminded that things with him and Jane are still awkward enough that he hasn’t gotten this from HER and he’s a torn up bag of “Fuck I miss her” and “Fuck I can’t believe how much I care about her goober ecto-son already” and NONE of this gets across his stoic demeanor so all john gets is that poker face. It takes them fucking forever to be actual friends and I’m not sure what does it but its probably the formidable teamwork of Jake and Dave who get sick of the awkwardness eventually. 

Meanwhile Dirk is 100% in awe of and terrified of disappointing Jade Harley who he A) cannot stop thinking about as JAKE’S GRANDMA and “OH GOD WHAT IF SHE DISSAPROVES WHAT IF I’M NOT GOOD ENOUGH WHAT IF-”- and B) Cannot stop thinking about as SO MUCH like Jane it kills him. She’s so no-nonsense and down to business and whenever he starts rambling too much about philosophy or some bullshit she just looks at him like … and he’s like “Ok I’ll shut up.”  The way Jade moves in a science lab is EXACTLY like Jane moves in a kitchen (or later, a business meeting) and Dirk knows because he learned the ins and outs of that movement by heart across so many video cam sessions growing up. Everything about Jade Harley destroys Dirk and he thinks she’s the fucking coolest and there’s basically no part of him that didn’t love her from the word go 

Dirk manages to work up the will to keep everyone else (but Jake) out of his private garage but not Jade, Dirk’s got all this futuretech practice and as SOON as Jade catches wind of this she’s like “Hey dirk! Alt!Callie handed me the secrets of the universe and basically i need a bigger workshop and better science can you help me out” and that’s basically his main project for the next two years is catching Jade up on 400 years of scientific progress (Jake tags along) and having to work on his weirdo animatronic shit that he was GOING to use his garage for originally in like, one of the cramped floors of Jake’s jungle globe instead

But it’s fine cause it makes Jade happy and getting to be helpful to Jade is like a dream come fucking true and Jake is so happy whenever he and Jade get to talking about some interesting intersection of philosophy and science or furries or whatever. The first time Jade gives him a friendly smack on the back Dirk jumps so hard he hits the roof.

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the Moment is actually terrifying though

like, it’s obviously terrifying as a weapon – dubbed the Galaxy Eater, it can destroy an unfathomable about of matter between one heartbeat and the next and leave no trace behind – but people don’t really talk about its sentience enough

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anonymous asked:

yeah could i get uhhhh stan and richie understandings each other and helping the other deal with their OCD and ADHD

oof okay i really hope i dont upset anyone w this because i have no experience with these disorders. let me know if im using stereotypes or if these are ooc at all

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Matthias Helvar

      In light of everything that’s happened in CK and the response it’s gotten, I’ve decided to make a post summarizing/analyzing Matthias. I feel like he’s the most misunderstood character and also the least talked about or even liked character of the series. For me personally, I’ve always found him to be just as compelling as the rest of the crew and maybe by reading this post, I can open your eyes to the wonderful cinnamon roll that is Matthias Helvar.

- Matthias’s whole family was slaughtered by Grisha. As you probably already know, there’s no limit the amount the characters in the series have suffered, especially family wise, but to watch (we’re never really given too much information about what happened when his family was killed, but I’m going to assume for the sake of this argument that he did in fact witness sit because of how much it affected his psyche) your entire family be butchered in front of your eyes and be the only one to survive has got to be traumatizing. Matthias was left all alone, with no family and no place to go at a presumable young age.

-He was then saved/found by the Druskelle. For a young boy who’s lost everything, he finds the will to live through finding a cause or a “purpose” as he describes it, to drive him forward and give him meaning in this life. “He had given what was left of his broken heart to the cause. A false cause.” (SOC,???) Matthias sees the Druskelle as honourable warriors who fight off the evil Grisha. Matthias doesn’t know any better; all he’s ever experienced from the Grisha is death and destruction. He see this as a way to “bring honour to the memory of his parents and sister.” (240) and to have a purpose in life once again.

-During flashback scenes in CK we learn that the whole family idea didn’t really work out. “He had a family. They were buried beneath the black earth, their souls gone to Djel. The druskelle were merely a means to the end.” (240) Matthias is constantly reprimanded by his ranking officers for being too cold and not treating his fellow soldiers as “brothers.” Matthias is still very much alone, but pushes forward towards his goal. Now, I do believe Matthias does have some connection to the Druskelle even though he never saw them as true family. He still wishes to save them even after everything they’ve done and in SOC we see his reluctance to betray them. Matthias is a loyal person by nature, so of course he doesn’t want to turn on the only life he’s known, to betray those he’s worked beside. Brum became a father figure and taught him everything he knew. I think he’s also grateful to them for taking care of him all these years and is also just a good human being and wishes to show them a better, more peaceful way of life.

-Trassel. I believe Matthias’s wolf is the first sign of Matthias finding someone. There are a ton of comparisons in both books that show how similar Matthias is to wolves. He sees himself reflected in them (especially his own wolf) and feels a deep connection to them. It goes beyond even  beyond his druskelle nature. Matthias sees himself as the lone wolf, the isenulf that was not meant to live alone. He has lost his family and is forced to live a life of solitude, never able to join a pack. Trassel is untrusting of people, alone and unwanted. He is scared of being hurt again  and so he lashes out. Sound like anyone we know? But Matthias sees past all of it, can relate with all of it and decides to care for him. In a very similar way that Nina reacted out and cared for Matthias. For the first time since his parent’s and sister’s deaths, he has found a “brother.”

- Skip a few years later and we find Matthias on a ship along with another familiar face.  Nina manages to rattle Matthias. She’s different  from what he’s always been told/thought about the Grisha and he’s slightly entranced by her. Even though it’s against his orders, he still brings her a drink of water. This is the first glimpse we get into the real, kind Matthias.

-So after the whole shipwreck they end up together. Nina probably picks him specifically because of the earlier act of kindness and although not totally sure she’s safe with him, she trusts him enough to bring both of them to safety and to even cuddle up next to each other. Slowly but surely she sees that the cold and brooding act is nothing more than a mask he wears. The two grow closer while they both struggle to comprehend how different one another is from the notions they’ve always had. To Matthias, Grisha have always been evil witches, not girls who love waffles and love to flirt and tease boys and Nina thought Fjerdan’s/Drsukelle were bloodthirsty barbarians and not soft-hearted boys who blushed at the very thought of being naked in the same room.

-They grow to care for each other despite their teachings. It goes beyond just using one another to survive and grows into a strange, yet warm companionship. Once again, Matthias encounters someone who makes him feel less lonely in this world…to only be betrayed by them. As I said earlier, Matthias is a loyal person and treasures loyalty in others. For someone to betray that loyalty, especially someone like Nina who he had come to accept despite her being a Grisha, is a harsh blow.

-Matthias is taken to Hellgate where he’s forced to fight for his life.  Once again alone in the world, with no hope of anyone ever coming to save him. To make it worse he still continuously dreams of the girl who betrayed him and got him locked up in that hellscape. Against his own better judgement, he can’t help but still care for Nina and he hates her for it too. His mind is constantly at war with his heart.

- Matthias is forced to kill wolves. Like I said earlier, wolves are very symbolic in Matthias’s story and just to the druskelle in general. When Matthias is forced to kill those wolves, it’s as though he’s killing a part of himself. It’s also him killing what he’s come to accept as his new family. “He’d murdered family tonight. No whispered prayers for their wild souls would make it right.” (SOC,???)

-All of a sudden, Matthias is miraculously rescued and the first face he sees is the one that has haunted his dreams these last few months. He believes she’s there to torture him even more than what he’s been through and lashes out. I don’t think that makes it alright, but it makes it understandable why he did so.

-Matthias is dragged from one crazy situation to another. He’s given freedom from prison just to be thrown into a crazy mess of a situation with a bunch of (mostly) strangers, with the one person who he knows being the one who betrayed him.

-Once again Matthias struggles with his feelings for Nina. He has to stop himself from smiling and her words and tries to act cold to her to distant himself from her. He puts on that druskelle mask because he fears getting hurt once again just like Trassel did. And in the same way Matthias was able to look past the defensive wall  Trassel put up, Nina is able to see beyond his act and sees Matthias for who he truly is and not what the druskelle have taught him to be.

-Nina finally explains the truth behind why she did what she did and although Matthias doesn’t accept it in the moment, he later on comes to realize and accept why she did so. “Nina had wronged him, but she’d done it to protect her people. She’d hurt him, but she’d attempted everything in her power to make things right.” (SOC,???) A lot of people like to bring up the ice does not forgive quote, but I never saw it as super significant to their relationship. Even if he doesn’t say he forgives her, he is able to move past it and create a better future. He doesn’t hold it against her in any way, which is the most important thing.

- His thoughts become even more muddled as they make their way into the Ice Court. Matthias sees all these familiar sights, but it’s as though it’s been flipped on its head. Nina and the dregs have invaded his thoughts and started to change the way he thinks about life. The place he’d always seen as his home, no longer feels that way.

-The true change of heart. Matthias feels ashamed when he sees how Brum reacts and realizes he was like that once too.  He defends Nina, saying that her actions were not the actions of a monster and feels immense pain when he sees how terrified she is after he and Brum lock her up even though he’d always thought he’d dreamed of seeing it actually happen. Matthias realizes the Grisha aren’t inherently evil. They were full of potential to do great good or great harm, as any human does. He doesn’t know if that will backfire on him, but he is willing to try and find out.

-“The life you live, the hate you feel- it’s poison. I can no longer drink” “Matthias locked the cell door and hurried down the passage towards Nina, towards something more.” Loved both of these quotes and it speaks volumes about how much Matthias developed over the course of one book.

-Matthias and Nina had agreed to kill the scientist for the greater good, but when they see his helpless son there who had just been thrown into this mess not of his own accord and had lost his only family, he decides not to kill him because that’s the decent kind of person he is. In CK he resolves to trying to free him so he can live his own life.

-Matthias uses his new teaches to grant the other druskelle mercy even though they wouldn’t (and DON’T) show him that same mercy. “Nina, you taught me to be something better. They can be taught, too.”  (SOC,???) He knows that they are horrible, but he was once the same as them. Filled with hatred and taught to fear what was unknown. “We are all someone’s monster, Nina.” (SOC,???) *P.S: Matthias has some great ass quotes???

- As Nina fights through the withdrawal symptoms, Matthias stays by her side no matter what. He holds her hair back when she vomits, puts up with horrible things she says to him and tells her stories.  He acts as a rock for her and keeps her sane. Matthias and Inej are the two things that help her pull through the worst of it.

- Matthias is determined to save Inej not just because he feels indebted to her or for Nina’s sake, but because he truly cares for her and sees her as a friend. He also feels horrible when he hears that Muzzen was killed because of him and feels like he now owes him a blood debt that he has no idea how he can repay.

- A bunch of reasons why Matthis is a super dork and a sweetheart: He loves ugly knitwear, he gets embarrassed over the story of the princess and the barbarian getting to know each other intimately, he doesn’t kiss Nina because he’s a hopeless romantic and believes she deserves to be courted and doesn’t think the creepy graveyard is the place, who is a blushing bride, but can really kiss ;)

-Matthias also struggles a lot through this book on his purpose in life. The doubts eat at his mind and he questions if he’s with Nina for the right reasons or because he needs a purpose in life and he had sworn to protect her. I don’t think it’s a bad thing to have a purpose in life, especially for someone like Matthias who lives with a ton of regret. Originally he joined the dregs for his own reasons, but ironically enough his reason for being there ended up be the most selfless reasons. Of course he does want to repent for his sins and try to make things right, but most of all he wants to protect Nina, and his friends. He wants to save Kuwei and give him a life of freedom.

-Matthias saves Jesper and Kuwei. I guess you can’t really know what would have happened, but I believe they wouldn’t have made it through the Dime Lion attack without Matthias.

-As they’re escaping, Matthias seems to find an answer to his concerns. The oath he’d made to Nina was the same one he’d made to his own god and he realizes that they were one in the same. “What if Djel’s hand had raised the waters the night of the wrathful storm that wrecked the druskelle ship and bound Matthias and Nina together?” (CK, 292) This brings him a semblance of peace and he vows that they’d survive and then they’d change the world. “For the first time since he’d looked into Nina’s eyes and seen his own humanity reflected back at him, the war inside him quieted.” (CK, 292)

- Matthias’s purpose in life changed from wanting revenge and doing so by killing to trying to bring about peace by teaching his people how to love inside of hate.

-Nikolai even acknowledges the change in Matthias and invites Nina and “her Fjerdan” to come visit Ravka whenever.  

-Matthias smiles as he makes his way to go meet up with the others, with Nina. He says that nce he gets back they can start thinking of a future together…

-To have that future ripped from him. He is shot and killed essentially by a younger version of himself. Even though he’s changed so much, Matthias is unable to escape his past at the very end.

-Matthias makes his way all the way back to Nina even with a fucking bullet wound in his stomach because he had to see her again. Even though Matthias is usually never the one to initiate anything he kissed her first because he knew it would be the last time. Even though he might be able to live if Nina uses parem again, he refuses because he loves her and doesn’t want to see her go through that again.  EVEN THOUGH THE DRUSKELLE KID KILLED HIM, HE STILL WISHES FOR THEM TO BE SAVED.

-When he says the line “there must be a Fjerdan worth saving it kills me because HE WAS THAT ONE and I don’t think he really believe it.  

-Matthias’s original oath is that he was made to protect her and only in death will I be kept from that oath. As he lay dying he says that even in death he will find a way to protect her.

-He wants her to bury him so he can meet Djel and when she says she’d bring him home he responds; "Nina, I am already home.” FUCKING STAB ME IN THE HEART LEIGH.

-Matthias’s first word of the series is “Nina?” and his last is “Nina.” The first time he said it, it was a question, but the last time he says it he is sounds sure.

- The wolves welcome him home. His heart was easy. He knew that somehow she’d find shelter from the cold.

-Matthias succeeded in saving Kuwei’s life. In saving Nina. Saving Inej, Kaz, Jesper and Wylan.  But he wasn’t given the chance to have a future with Nina, to go to Ravka and set fire to raisins. To show Grisha that Fjerdans weren’t all bad and show Fjerdans Grisha weren’t bad either.

-“We were all supposed to make it.”       “He couldn’t shake the sadness in his heart. He’d lost friends. He’d been on jobs when things had gone wrong. So why did this feel so different?”

- In the end, the lonely boy found himself a family and a home.  He just lost it all too soon…

anonymous asked:

Just a suggestion for a Yuuri and Viktor fic, btw this is based off a We Bare Bears episode: Viktor and Yuuri are going on a flight together, before Viktor is Yuuri's coach, and Yuuri is fangirling his butt off only for Viktor to be terrified of heights AND airsick. It's fine if you can't write this/don't want to write it!

For Sick Days! 24: Anywhere but Here! … Too late.

This is set pre-series, during Yuuri’s first time on the Grand Prix circuit. Enjoy!

Yuuri cannot believe his luck. Seriously, what are the odds of ending up on the same flight as the Victor Nikiforov on his connecting flight from St. Petersburg to Paris? (Okay, now that he thinks about it, the odds are actually pretty reasonable.)

Did Yuuri book his trip just so that he would connect through St. Petersburg, where his world-famous idol lives? Perhaps. And now, having actually gotten a glimpse of Victor’s glorious silver locks and dazzling blue eyes, Yuuri feels that his decision was justified.

He’d been able to overhear most of Victor’s conversation with the paparazzi and the flight staff before boarding (and Mari had insisted that his Russian lessons were a waste of time!), not because he’s casually stalking Victor or anything; actually, it’s because there was a little bit of drama over Victor’s seating arrangements. The Russian skater had originally booked a first class ticket, but the staff was showing him as booked for coach. There’s a bit of back and forth between the two sides before Victor agrees to settle for the seat in coach that he’s been assigned.

Yuuri can’t help but notice the way his and Victor’s seats are situated-they’re right across the aisle from each other! You should at least try to say hi, or wish him luck while you have the opportunity, Yuuri tells himself. His inner voice sounds an awful lot like Pichit for some reason.

He’s so immersed in his debate on what to say that he almost misses his cue to board! Yuuri flushes as he snaps out of his daze, scrambling to grab his boarding pass and brushing his dark bangs out of his face. He hurries down the hallway leading to the plane and settles into his seat across from Victor, trying his best to not seem flustered or nervous. He can’t resist shooting little glances across the aisle at Victor whenever he thinks that his idol isn’t looking.

Once they take off and have been in the air for a while, Yuuri starts to notice that a couple things seem amiss. For one, Victor looks paler than usual-and Yuuri would consider himself an expert in how Victor’s face is supposed to look. He’s also swallowing convulsively, and his shoulders seem tense, and he’s not even reading a book or playing on his phone, instead staring blankly at the back of the chair in front of him. Something is definitely wrong.

Within the first thirty minutes of the flight, Victor makes a grand total of three trips to the bathroom; each time, when he returns to his seat, his face is even whiter and he seems shaky and weak. Still, Yuuri doesn’t quite put the pieces together until he hears a painful gag next to him.

At the awful sound, Yuuri’s head jerks up and he glances over just in time to see Victor retch again, the slim fingers of his right hand covering his mouth. Yuuri recognizes Victor’s dilemma immediately, and fumbles for the airsickness bag in the pocket of the seat back in front of him, placing it into Victor’s hands. Victor doesn’t even have the time to thank Yuuri before he’s pitching forward, groaning and bringing up a fresh wave of puke.

Yuuri is still star struck, but seeing Victor’s misery snaps him into action. He rubs Victor’s back as he continues to vomit and motions for a flight attendant.

“Could you bring me some anti nausea medicine, a washcloth, some water, and a fresh airsickness bag please?” he asks, gesturing to Victor, still dry heaving miserably into the bag.

By the time she returns with the aforementioned items, Victor’s heaving has tapered off and he’s sitting up a little straighter. Yuuri hands him the washcloth and water to clean up with; tucks the spare barf bag into the back of the seat in front of Victor.

“If you think that you can keep it down, the flight attendant brought some medicine for you to take.”

Victor nods gratefully, clearly exhausted from the vomiting, and swallows the pills with a gulp of the water bottle. Despite his clammy skin and the lack of color in his face, he’s still the most beautiful person that Yuuri has ever seen. He realizes that he’s staring and decides to beat a hasty retreat to his seat now that Victor seems more comfortable.

A hand on his arm stops him. “What’s your name?” Victor asks, his voice rough and hoarse from throwing up.

For a moment, looking into those beautiful sapphire eyes, Yuuri forgets his name and address and phone number and how to speak or think in general. Pichit’s voice rises unbidden to the surface of his mind, and Yuuri tries to calm his frazzled nerves.

“Yuuri Katsuki,” he squeaks out in a trembling voice. He clears his throat, tries again. “I’m Yuuri.”

“Yuuri? That’s a nice name,” Victor murmurs, sounding half asleep already. “Thank you for your help, Yuuri.”

He drifts off, leaving a stunned Yuuri in his wake. He’s pretty sure that Victor won’t remember this later-he’s really sick, after all-but this still feels like a precious moment to him.

In the middle of a crowded airplane, on the way to one of the biggest competitions of his career, Yuuri feels at peace.

“Feel better, Victor. And davai,” he whispers, leaving Victor to rest.

ricelily  asked:

Hi beans~ I love your Sun and Moon AU (I personally call it "Celestial" AU in my tags ;D it's easier for me to find). I was just thinking that I'd totally be down with charms of your AU, if you ever thought about doing something that in the future. That'd totally be my jam. :3

OMG for real???!! i would actually love to do some!! but i just don’t know how hahahaha and i’m also very terrified of shipping things oh gosh i’m going to look into that during break or when i just have a lot of free time on my hands hahaha

okay so this is an appreciation post (rant lmao) for you gotta die sometime. THIS is my favorite song. i especially love the orchestrations in this song, they are so haunting and get the mood across well. like, when i even JUST hear this song come on, i get chills. also, flash back to the original version of this song, because the piano matched with stephen’s voice literally gets me so SHOOK. i literally get such a weird feeling listening to this. the song is actually a little terrifying. its really eerie too. especially when you think about being in whizzer’s situation. I JUST LOVE THIS SONG OKAY

anonymous asked:

Idk if it's just me, but what about an Madatobi AU where Tobirama is a jinchuuriki of the two tails (Matatabi, in the way I think, but idk), and he totally gets along with them. And it drives Madara crazy. And for an angsty twist, how about where Hashirama thinks Matatabi is actually evil due to a past experience when Tobirama was younger? Or the Kumo trying to extract the two-tails from Tobirama? I'm sorry for a long ask. It's been on my mind and I couldn't get it out. I love your works!

I believe arrowsbane wrote a fic with Matatabi and Tobirama as friends, and Hashirama freaking out about it. I could definitely see him as her jinchuuriki, though - they’d probably get along like a house on fire, and make everyone within a hundred miles terrified of ghosts and zombies to the point of paranoia. 

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Frankenstein’s the doctor not the monster.

You can think of Ward calling his father Frankenstein on his phone because Harold is a zombie, or you can think about it from a bit different pov.
Ward considers himself the one who’s becoming a monster. Day after day he’s farther from the good man his sister thinks of him, and what he used to think about himself. He’s slowly becoming like his fahter, cold,manipulative, cruel.
And he’s terrified about it

Through Iron Fist  we actually have a few parallels between Frankenstein and the relationship between Ward and Harold. 
First, just before Ward kills Harold and they fight, Harold holds his ear and tells him ‘you wouldn’t have a life without me’    and    ‘you are my creation you belong to me’
Also their relationship reach its breaking point the moment Harold forces Ward to hide the corposes of the men he killed. In Frankenstein the story begins with the doctor exhuming bodies to create the monster.
Plus in the fifth episode when Joy finds him and he wakes he’s the only one who acknowledge the presence of lightnings and he’s frightened about it.