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Oswald Cobblepot felt safe with Edward Nygma, but sometimes – he didn’t want to. –Only In Dreams, @okimi79

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Hear me out on this one guys- We get so much Mad King Ryan in this fandom and I love it. Love it to pieces but I’d really like to bring your attention to my new favorite thing-

Master Ryan Haywood, the Mad DAD King!

-The lads breaking into his castle to steal food and Ryan is just pissed at first but when they finally get caught he’s really impressed but worried “You’re really good at thievery and I can’t believe you made it past my guards- wait you did this all for bread? Like you have no food to eat?!”
- Ryan giving them positions around the castle and making sure they are fed.
-”You dont have a place to stay? Well stay here then of course!”

-Ryan speaking with his adviser Geoff a lot. Not because he needs the advice but because Geoff is funny and kind and honestly Geoff needs the socialization.
-Ryan being worried about Geoff drinking too much. So Ryan stays with him or makes sure he gets home safe.

-Ryan slipping extra gold into people’s pockets

-Giving lavish gifts to his court

-Ryan sending all the extra food from the palace into a village or something for less fortunate people to have

-Ryan who BUYS things rather than demand or take from his people “Its helps stimulate the economy, I can’t be a good King if my people live in poverty. Property value is going to be on the rise.”

-Festivals ALL THE TIME!

-Ryan LOVING animals. And he just keeps bring them home and making them his royal cat/wolf/squid/etc. He has a large game preserve that NO ONE is allowed to hunt off of lest they feel is wrath. And he uses it to protect animals and refugees. 

-Ryan being a good healer. Honestly, he’s so smart and dorky- if any of his subjects or members of his court come to him, he’s always game to help.


BUT ALSO-

Ryan rules all major wrong doers with an iron and cruel fist. But when the crime isnt that serious or his trusted court members are involved he doesn’t know what to do?! But he feels like he should punish them somehow? Like Disappointed!Dad! Ryan?

Dad! King Ryan who fucking LOVES dad jokes.

Dad! King Ryan who is a literal disney princess when it comes to animals

Dad! King Ryan who takes ruling his kingdom seriously and is very protective

Dad! King Ryan who lives modestly

Dad! King Ryan who makes a family out of his court


JUST. DAD! KING RYAN

I can’t believe i just wrote 2k words holy shit. hope you like it @freckledbastard !! i’m the sabolu anon hullo õvõ

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