I am waiting for jhope boyfriend ver. ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
I AM LIKE SO SORY FOR THE STUPIDLY LATE REPLY. FOR EVERY OTHER OF OUR FOLLOWERS I AM SOOOO SORRRYYYY IF WE REPLY LATE!!!! WE HAVE BEEN BOMBARDED WITH SOO MUCH WORK AND I KEEP GETTING DISTRACTED BY BTS SO I HAD TO DELETE ALL MY APPPSSS!!!
J HOOOOPPPEEEEEEE BOYFRiEND VERSION!!!(I am literally going to be smiling the whole time l write this)
- The very first time he met you, he had to look back at you twice cos he had to confirm what THE FUCK HE JUST SAW AND APPRECIATE THAT BEAUTIFUL ASS (lawl)
- He had approached you and immeditely asked what your name was.
-’Well damn….a beauTIFUL NAME FOR A BEAUTIFUL ASS’ *cough cough* ‘I mean faceu’
- You two clicked sooooOOOOO DAMN QUICKLY. And he soon wanted you two to be in a relationship.
IN THE ACTUAL RELATIONSHIP
- He would be clingy and would take you to every rehearsal so you can be his little motivator
-at the end of every rehearsal he would come up to you pick you up and swirl you around the room. Which would then end with him pinning you against the wall and passionately kissing you
- You would always have a rare Suga popping into your room every now and agaiN saYing how you need to look after His beLOVed wife
‘But suga, you were not together’
‘I will cut you Y/N’
‘wITH WHAT BITCH’
‘WITH YOUR BOYFRIENDS FUCKING JAWLINE THATS WHAT’
And then you two would be talking about the perfection that is j hopes jawline
- You would PROBABLY ALWAYS HAVE TO ATTEND HIS AND SUGA PHOTO SESSIONS BECAUSE SUGA IS LIKE HIS SECOND FRIGGING GIRLFRIEND
- The sex is ammmAAAZZZZIINNNNGGGG.
-For some strange reason, J hope does NOT FUCK AROUND
- HE SPENDS FUCKING AGES ON YOUR BODY. KISSING EVERY INCH OF YOU. HE WOULD PROBABLY BE GUILTY FOR OVER STIMULATING YOU. NGL THIS FLUFF WOULD DOTE ON YOU SOO MUCH!
- The only he would tease you is waiting at home in a firefighters cosutme or whatever uniform you like best and stripping every bit of his clothing, bt bY BIT AND CHUCking his clothing onto you
- All you would smell is that BEAUTIFUL VANILLA SCENT
- Any time you are upset or sad, he would go out and spend about £400 on gifts, foods and DVDs just to make you feel better
-WhenEVER sOmething Bad happens to you, JHope automatically starts crying, because hE can NEver see his baby crying
-He would probably break down in the toilets and go to jimin for advce on what to do. He TRiEs his hardest to cheer you up
- he would always be this jumping JOY OF HAPPINESS AND THATS WHY YOU LOVE HIM SOOOO FREAKING MUCH
- and hE GIVES THE BEST FUCKING HUGS EVER. YOU WOULDN’T EXPECT IT, BUT EVERYTIME HE HUGS YOU HE SLIDES HIS HAND DOWN YOUR BACK AND ONTO YOUR BUTT AND THAT EXTREMLY TURNS YOU ON AND THEN HE STEPS AWAY COS HE KNOWS WHAT HE HAS DONE AND THEN JUST WALKS AWAY SMILING AND JUST LEAVES YOU THERE WITH YOUR MOUTH WIDE FUCKING OPEN THAT THE REST OF BTS HAVE MOVED INTO YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
- Everytime you are with BTS, jungkook always makes fun out of you for choosing JhOPe,
‘Well darling at least he can look at a girl’
Jhope: And that is why she is my mother fucking girlfriend.
- PRAISE HIS MOTHERFUCKING FOREHEAD AND NATURAL FACEGLOW MAN. THAT SHIT SHINES BRIGHT LIKE A MOTHERFFFUCKING DIOMAAANNDD!!
- Lastly, he always talks about having kids. Its the one thING HE LOVES TO TALK ABOUT. He wants 2 of both genders, but youre like ‘no way babe’ and he says yes babe, then we can make a whole new bts gang and then Jimin will have more people who bully him :)
Overall, jhope is just this bUNDLE OF MOTHERFUCKING JOY. But he knows when to tone it down, and what to do to make you happier and what to do when you are Sd!!!! He goes to either Jimin or Min Yoongi for advice and thinks that you will become good friends with the gang straight away :) Sexy time with this beast is when he transitions from this fulffy bunny to some FIFTYSHADES OF FUCKINGHOSEOK AND YOU DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO COS HE JUST TAKES CONTROL AND LEAVES YOU BREATHLESS AND YOURE JUST DONE WITH LIFE
ANYWAYS i am donneeee, hope you enjoyed, sorry it is a bit rushed. I am trying to do as many answers as I can tonight :) x
Also like a lot of teen girls who "fetishize" are actually gay themselves and can't express it so they do what other straight girls do and make it about boys even though it's really about same gender love
yeah not to mention how most media is male dominated anyways so there’s just more male relationships to project upon as a questioning lgbt person. again i don’t want to deny that there can be homophobia and other bad behaviors with women & m/m ships- just saying that comparing them to dudes fetishizing f/f is not analogous in terms of power
Here’s to all the trans or non-binary or agender folk with large breasts. Here’s to the ones that even when they bind they can’t get completely flat without injuring themselves. Here’s to the people who struggle to find clothes that suit them because no matter what they wear it still looks like they have breasts. Here’s to the kids with the DD cups and spend their days tugging at their shirts to try and make it flat. Your gender does not depend on whether or not your chest is flat, your breasts do not define your gender. You are beautiful, no matter what.
I love being a humanities/social science student tbh I love seeing readings and theories come to life in front of me I love being in love with my education and combining all my interests into my time at Stanford and like my major and my minor and my honors all come together so well and I have wanted to transfer schools many times but I can’t imagine another school that lets me do literally all the things I want to do and I just !!! I’m so glad I go to a school with this academic approach and I’m glad the classes have been the best thing because that’s what college is for after all and I never understood people who loved their studies until now because like !!!! It’s taken so long for me to feel happy here and stanford has its flaws but my classes make me so happy
sirius just. sirius seems like he wouldn’t care about masculinity?? i dont’ think he’d have any use for it. like we all know sirius is described as good-looking like 800 times but like, because of the aristocratic background and everything, i always read him as more beautiful than handsome. high cheekbones and long eyelashes and nice lips and just. pretty. and i think he’d like that, that he’d like the fact that he’s pretty.
the pureblood wizarding world is so traditional, like i talked the other day about the fact that i think sirius’s family would pressure him to eventually get married and have children. i can see that traditionalism playing very easily into ideas about gender, too. i think sirius’s family would expect him to eventually become an Upstanding Pureblood Man, that ideas about masculinity would be very deeply engrained in those expectations.
and i think that, along with all the other ideology he so despises, would strike him as complete bullshit. sirius wants to be who he is and do what’s right for him, to ride motorcycles and kiss dudes and ramble around with his best friends. sirius intentinoally distances himself from everything his parents stand for in favor of what feels genuine and right to him, and i can very easily see that translating to his gender identity.
idk i don’t think he’d have the time or energy to devote to caring about being a Masculine Guy ™ and i can see him feeling very “meh” about gender in general?? i just. i can see him thinking about it and deciding that this black-or-white, one-or-the-other binary is just useless to him and not helpful in terms of how he presents himself or how he identifies.
Question, do you see Double Dee as trans male or closeted trans female?
Oh, trans male, definitely! I mean, I certainly don’t refuse to entertain the thought of trans female, but my favorite headcanon is male because it’s very applicable to my own childhood.
Here’s some entertaining points from the show that I enjoyed;
DD, in the very least early on, wears a tank top under his shirt - in many ways, it could be considered a binder, or a substitute for binding
It’s not always the case, but he is visibly uncomfortable with having his shirt off, despite the other boys being ok with it
Eddy’s brother, an adult and massive asshole, refers to DD as Eddy’s “girlfriend” (which kind of confuses him)
His middle name is seen as feminine (Marion) by the other kids, which also vaguely supports the idea of his parents being against standard gender roles
He’s always upset when accused of being “too girly”, but enjoys “traditionally feminine” activities regardless
These can all point to DD being an either male or female transkid, but I think everyone can agree that it’s a good thing the kid with the most collected voice - who speaks clearly and concisely throughout the show, yet retains kidlike wonder and joy and still manages to solve most problems easily compared to others - is also the kid who goes against standard gender roles among the community. That’s something I will always appreciate. Thank you, Dan Antonucci.
Showrunner (talking about an obviously lesbian character): “She’s a person in love with another person. Its about the love story, not her gender. We don’t want to label her. Why would we limit ourselves like that?”
What I hear: “She just hasn’t met the right man yet”
What is gay fetishisizing exactly? Since kaisoo supporters are always accused of it, even if most of us only ship kaisoo. Sorry if I sound dumb, but I really want to know. Thank you. Love your blog. ❤
Of course I will be ‘corrected’ by ‘experts’ if i give u the wrong official definition, but from my PERSONAL understanding, fetishizing gays means:
1. You only want to ship two people bc they are boy x boy. To the extent where you may feel reluctant to ship boy x girl couples
2. Given you often only want to ship gay, they may only love reading or watching gay porn to jack off.
3. Some gay fetishizers dont support real gay people. As they only ship gays for pure entertainment, when in fact they are repulsed by lgbtq people.
4. They think gay couples are only fictional and they are only in love with the concept of boy x boy when they dont support lgbtq.
5. Other shit i dont want to elaborate
Therefore, super ironically, many kaisoo shippers I know are def NOT gay fetishizers. Many of us believe and accept the possibility that our idols, as two real and normal humans could be non straight and in love with each other; its not even about their gender anymore, its that we see genuine love between kaisoo. Many shippers I know support and are friends with real lgbt people.
People accuse kaisoo shippers as bloggers who merely defend the imaginary concepts of gays. But its the opposite, many see kaisoo as real humans in a real relationship. The dumbest argument is when people claim shippers to be delusional and gay ships in kpop are only imaginary. But think about this, 5000+ idols and staff in the industry and all of them are straight??? Really?? Besides what wrong with idols being gay, does that ruin your straight agenda? Why do you insist that a gay ship is def fake? That Makes absolutely 0 sense. And ofc many kaisoo shippers only truly ship one boyxboy couple, which already contradict to point 1.
Ahh and fanfictions are also a problem. I won’t comment if I think straight people reading gay porn to jack off is right or wrong, but hypocritically there are tonnes of idol x oc het porn out there too. Yall jack off to het porn too, are you fetishizing straight? Some lgbt people also watch straight porn bc porn shit is only like personal preference. if reading imaginery gay porn should be damned so should reading imaginary het x idol porn. We should all be wronged, lets all put away our fingers and be more reflective on being horny then.
At this point in your liveblog there is just muffled and internal screaming every other post or so from everyone; you're going to have a lot of posts to return to. So if you were to predict what might happen (or just what you'd write the story like moving forward) what do you think is going to happen in future chapters concerning the characters and what would you have them go through? Theories and thoughts? Farfetched head canons? Your analysis is funny, intriguing, and thought provoking.
This is such a fantastic questions that I hoarded it for two weeks.
Sadly I didn’t actually think of any cool answers in the meantime, but still! Let’s see.
Ideally? Everyone is happy, no-one dies, the universe is saved and Evil Wolverine is ground into dust under Yuuko Ichihara’s glorious heels while the Tsubasa family live together happily forever. Watanuki and Doumeki get together and open a restaurant, Ryuou finds his own version of Syaoran and marries him, and Sakura finally gets kick ass in every world she visits from now until forever.
BUT HOW LIKELY IS ANY OF THAT.
It’s difficult for me to imagine how I would write these characters, because even just the narrative structure of Tsubasa is so far distant from anything I use in my own writing. I like to challenge characters, of course, but as I am now I don’t think I could ever write the plot lines that CLAMP have in store for me. I just don’t think I could do it. So my writer instincts fail me entirely here, though I love that you asked the question from that angle. And thank you so much for the kind words! They go a long way.
What I’ll do instead is just quickly rattle off all the theories and thoughts I have in my head right now, regardless of how likely they are. Feel free to laugh at each and every single one. It’s good for you!
Here we go, as fast as I can:
- Fai is way more involved in main plot things than he is letting on.
- Fai also expects that his secrets will cause all hell to break loose in the Tsubasa family and turn everyone against him. He thinks this is what he deserves.
- Yuuko and Yukito (at least) know the general shape of how the future is going to go but can’t/won’t stop it.
- Kurogane’s parents were adorable loving people who he tragically watched get eaten by monsters when he was a child, causing both his vendetta against them as well as his reluctance to show genuine attachment to people.
- Syaoran is a living copy of Lava Lamp Guy, orchestrated and set up by Evil Wolverine to help him gain control of Sakura’s wings.
- He’s tried this before with another version of Sakura and it didn’t work.
- Fai’s magic has a ridiculously heavy cost/is super destructive without his phoenix seal in place.
- Fai did something terrible on his homeworld and has a very low opinion of himself, perhaps because of said terrible thing but perhaps not. There’s a lot of guilt there. Does he hate that he exists at all? More at 6!
- Seriously though that first feather he “found on Syaoran” still bothers me.
- At least one of the main characters will lose an eye. It will be a huge plot point. (By process of elimination this might be Fai too)
- Sakura will get increasingly powerful and (hopefully) get to use magic herself.
- Something terrible will happen to Watanuki. He will still exist, but he won’t be the same.
- Himawari is really important and I don’t trust her even the slightest bit. Maybe evil, maybe not, but not who she appears for certain.
- Syaoran or Sakura might not survive the entire plot.
- Mokona is Mokona.
(No confirmations or denials either way would be greatly appreciated)