I like to think of Spy AU Sasuke being obsessed with taser gadgets. A lot of them aren't even standard issue, he demands they make them for him. His phone? Doubles as a taser. Cufflinks? Mini Taser Grenades. Every pen he owns shoots taser darts. He has a ring of keys where every individual key is a tiny taser. His gun? It's a flamethrower. That doubles as a taser.