it's a lot of times y'all

@caitthepiemaker and I have been talking about Bitty’s love for Thanksgiving and how y’all need to cool it with these ‘it’s practically Christmas’ posts because Y’ALL.


  • like I get there’s the whole commercialism thing and maybe in other regions it’s being phased out? But in the South that’s not part of your Thanksgiving really?
  • it’s food and family and making recipes written down on index cards that get pulled out of the tin once a year
  • it’s telling stories about Thanksgivings Past even though you tell the same story every year. 
    • “do you remember when the collard greens in the pressure cooker exploded and ended up on the ceiling?”
    • “Don’t let cousin Jo touch the biscuits. You remember the Baking Soda Fisasco of ‘09”
    • “Remember the time that woman promised to bring the turkey and turned it into a casserole– bless her heart– and you had to drive all the way to Athens to find a Walmart open and convince them to sell you just the turkey from their pre-cooked meals?” 
    • ((True stories from my fam))
  • So when Bitty goes to college he has planned for this from the very beginning. Freshman year was an improvised turkey sandwich with cranberry sauce and fetta cheese, but after he moves into the Haus there’s nothing to hold him back.

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  • hux: the finalizer is a cup
  • kylo: explain
  • hux: holds things
Everybody else is off graduating college, getting married, and having kids and posting exciting actual life events as their status updates and I’m over here like...
OTP Idea #695

Person A screenshots lots of selfies that Person B sends them over Snapchat, thinking Person B isn’t aware of each time they save a picture. Much to Person A’s embarrassment, they learn that Person B is quite aware of this and just never told A.

The most unbelievable part of the fake script making the rounds (again) is that Rey is super awkward when Finn tries to hug her because she doesn’t really know how hugs work. I’m sorry but did the author forget that Rey and Finn established themselves as the All-Time MVPs of Star Wars Hugs in just one movie???

Hump Day Smut!

Happy humpy-est of hump days!!!!

Hope all of y'all are ready to sweat ;)

Keep Yourself Quiet, Dean by bovaria (Dean gets a blowie in a gas station bathroom)

I’m Not Drunk, You’re Drunk by deansdirtylittlesecretsblog (from her 5000 followers celebration. Quick Dean smut.)

Sir by deans-colette (Dean bean getting me all hot and bothered)

Between Hunters and Angels by ilostmyshoe-79 (Threesome with reader, Dean and Cas. hothothothothot)

…And then Mimi hit 5000 followers and wrote some “short” little fics. 
I Missed YouCuddlingScars and Who You Gonna Call with Dean and Just Five More Minutes with Sam

I’m Not Done With You by twofriesshortofhomicide (Demon Dean and some BDSM action)

Thunder by nat2tattd (Some lovely impala smut with Dean)

Better Than Dreaming by twofriesshortofhomicide (Dean rescues reader from an incubus, takes advantage of the fact that she’s already been tied up and put in lingerie.)

Untitled by twofriesshortofhomicide (Dean and reader text back and forth, leading to phone sex and then real sex) ((Are we sensing that Allie found a new blog this week and read thru the entire master list at once?? Sorry. I actually held back because there are several more that I wanted to post. Go check out the master list tho.)

Come With Me Now by meteoraangel (Dean wakes you up in the middle of the night for sexy times. She also wrote a Sam version where you and Sammy blow off a little steam as a research break.)

Realistic Dreams by assbutting-everything (Sam smut, special props because one line says “Bitch-face mode activated.” After reader gets pissed off and it made me lol.)

Quiet by ilostmyshoe-79 (Reader has to be quiet for Sam since Dean is asleep the next bed over. I somewhat recently decided that the whole having-sex-while-someone-else-is-in-the-room-asleep thing kind of eeks me out, but I wanted to have at least a little bit of Sam smut on the list this week. )

Good Samaritan Part 2 by nat2tattd (Skinny dipping with Dean and smut)

Fiery Games by assbutting-everything (Some nice long Dean smut)

Smut timeout:

abaddonwithyall for Wish You Were Here

I’ve had to resort to drastic measures because Jess ripped my heart out and stomped on it, then proceeded to defecate on its pulverized remains with Wish You Were Here. I was lured in with the promise of smut (there’s definitely smut) but my body was not ready for the feels. Oh, and then she went and wrote a prequel, which was also a meat grinder for the feels.  From now on, smut timeout is where smut writers will be sent when they are bad- aka when I don’t get my way and I’m pouting about it. Let’s hope I don’t have to use it most Hump days, JESS.

Alright, that’s it for this week. Until next Wednesday, Happy Humping!!!


And now… kiss!

interlude: what are you wearing?

jikook / 1,178 words / rated T for suggestive themes and drinking / AO3
i actually decided to write this

“What are you doing?”

Jimin furrows his eye brows and pulls his phone away from his face just to check–yep, Jungkook is calling him at four in the morning, asking him what he’s doing. “I’m sleeping. What do you think I’m doing? What are you doing?”

“I,” Jungkook pauses, “I’m calling you.”

“Yeah, I know,” Jimin says. “At four a.m.? Are you still in the studio with Yoongi-hyung? Are you guys okay?” He’s tired and kind of annoyed, but if Jungkook is calling him and being weird this late, Jimin doesn’t want to hang up on him in case something’s wrong.

“Yes! I’m great!” Jungkook says. “Super. What are you doing, Jiminnie?”

“You already asked me that,” Jimin grumbles, looking suspiciously at his phone. “Kookie, are you drunk?”

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kate’s get to know me tag!

tagged by: @haechansgiggles
♡ i’m putting this under a read more bcs these are a hella lot of questions to answer, hAHA. still, thanks again to you who tagged me! enjoy reading, i guess? ;v;
i’m tagging: @99ml @officialyanan @kink-jongdae @woolzzang @eunwoosgf @21st-centuryxgirl @baekhyuns-bicep & anyone else who wants to do the same!

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adulting win: after almost six months of hardcore bothering my employer, negotiating with the postal service, and Having To Write Lots Of Emails, i finally received a paycheck that’d gotten lost in the mail! 

yknow around this time last year i was struggling w coming to terms w my gender identity. and it felt like i was constantly spinning and my grades suffered immensely. but in a week, will be the one year since cutting my hair and slowly being more accepting of me. and shortly after i got to wear a binder for the first time. and it was so overwhelming, it was such a turning point and i felt so confident. nothing like i’ve ever experienced before. it’s seemed like before all of this, i was so angry and had all this hate towards myself.
but now it’s not like that, yes i still struggle w dysphoria and some days i can’t even get out of bed bc of it but it seems like it’s okay. i’d take this over feeling fake and like i’m pretending to be someone i’m not and not having the vocabulary to express it.
now i’m out to friends and close family, even though it hasn’t been fully accepted. it’s something.
and im so grateful to have the support that i do. it’s been a tough year but its progress and given enough time i’ll be where i want to be.
so here i am almost a year after coming out, pushing forward and hoping for the best.
Diego (he/him) 👽

• Okay, time for a Clover talks:

• it’s been a minute since I’ve done this and I forgot how I even do these? I’m literally just talking, it shouldn’t be that difficult 

• my Spanish is getting better. I’m at the point to where I can understand a pretty decent amount, but communicating back is a bit more challenging

• on my birthday, my sister and I went to eat at the restaurant she works at and the owner came over and we all talked for a while. Maybe a few days later, my sister comes home and tells me that the owner really liked me and wants me to work there. He said I could start now and work evenings or wait until the summer, but that the offer is on the table. So yeah, ya girl got offered a job without filling out an application👈👀👈

• I may get back to posting what I’ve written although it’s not completely set. I’ve written quite a few things and have them saved but only time will tell if they actually go up

• a selfie tag may happen?? Lots of tags will be posted since I’ve been getting tagged a lot lately

• I’ve biased Namjoon for a full year and I’m going to change my url to something related to him. If yohosh disappears, just know that I didn’t deactivate, I changed my url

• prom is coming up and my friend wants me to go with her and she’s literally the only person there that I’d know and she texted one of her guy friends about me and he wants to get to know me when it’s time for prom aND I AM NOT OKAY

• more about about the new job that I’m probably taking up, there’s a cute boy that works there and I’m :)))) It’s nice and whatnot but I’m so shy and I’ll probably embarrass myself in front of him lmao

• okie that’s all, that’s my update :”) for anyone who reads it, thanks for letting me take up a little of your time! I hope you have a good day/night

I got tagged by @city thanks babes <3
Rules: Tag 9 people you want to know better 
Relationship Status: Single (IM WAY TOO BUSY FOR ONE) 
Lipstick or Chapstick: IDK I like lipstick more but I’ve been using a lot of chapstick lately so I’ll go with that Last song/music I listened to: Workout playlist on Spotify idk which song 
Top 3 shows: I’m trying to get through Naruto rn, One Day at a Time, and Seraph of The End 
Top 3 characters: IDK ANYMORE 
Top 3 ships: I’ve been really into SanSan lately (Sandor Clegan x Sansa Stark), Ereri (Eren Jaeger x Levi Ackerman), and Marichat (Marinette Dupain-Cheng x Char Noir)

I tag @pkstargazer @kanonoo @sweg-fegets (DUDE WE HAVENT TALKED IN FOREVER) @deadly–addiction @artmemer @gggghik (AGAIN WE HAVENT TALKED IN FOREVER) @gitmotivated @aestheticwalkingtravesty

Honestly? I’ve never been in a more lovely fandom than the XCX fandom. Everyone is always so kind and considerate towards each other, we all love memes, and I’ve never seen a single mean person. We don’t attack each other’s ships and we all really respect each other. I’ve made so many friends because of this amazing game.

So: thanks, guys. Carry on being awesome.

  • Maya in GM TFP: What you did makes has a lot of angry feelings inside of me. I don't want to be angry anymore.
  • Maya in GM Upstate: Right now, I'm feelin' a little angry.
  • Riley: Good! Who are you angry at?
  • Maya: *says it's Riley but proceeds to rant angrily about her father*
  • People who apparently don't want Maya to grow: See, no it's GOOD that Maya is angry again because otherwise she had turned into Riley because she wanted to have the same experiences with Lucas and get to know him the exact same way Riley did so she'd know Riley was safe with Lucas! Josh is definitely right even though he wasn't there for any of it and that's not what we watched happen, why would you question Josh's OBVIOUSLY omniscient powers you stupid owl?! Riley SAVED MAYA by contributing to making her feel angry about her father again!
  • Me: So you're telling me Maya was like...lying or something when she said she didn't want to feel angry anymore? That was just Maya trying to copy Riley so she could test Lucas? Maya forgiving herself was just a big show so she could test drive Lucas and really it was all about Riley the whole time and had nothing to do with Maya herself? Okeeday. 👍

Code Switching.

It’s something that a lot of the Hetalia fandom writes characters into doing. Most of the time they think nothing of it, they just slip random words of a character’s home language into their speech pattern as though it’s something everyone from that country does. That’s not exactly how it works though.

At some point, people can reach a level of fluency where they’ll switch between languages without even realizing it. It’s not every other word, but it can be whole sentences, or just two word phrases. They can feel a certain emotion so strong that they’ll switch back to their native language and talk in that one instead of another. 

The way Hetalia fans write it- is as though the characters do it consciously. They slip words in like “da” for Russia, or “ni hao” for China. It’s on purpose, and often times to be expected when reading. Often times the only reason people do it is to make sure people know that “this is this character, you know because it’s their home language.” 

It’s the same thing with the German accents, writing “vest” instead of west. If you need these to let people know, “this is Prussia, you can tell by his accent” then you must be writing the character wrong. If you’re doing it right, you don’t need the accents or the random words slipped in. It’s a cool way to get said character recognized, but there are better ways to do it.

  • If a character is speaking completely in a language you’re not typing in, italicize it. It’s a recognized thing. if you’re worried about people not getting it, tag the end of it with something like “he spoke this fluently in french”.
  • Don’t actually spell out the accents, that’s a terrible habit. Instead, write a sentence about how their accent is harder to understand in english. Something like “His accent was hard to understand, especially to the english speakers”.
  • If you’re gonna code switch, don’t just use simple words. Use whole phrases and sentences. or if a character forgets a word, write that down so the reader knows why they switched to the other language.

Language barriers aren’t the only thing you can do to make the character more authentic. You have to know the character’s personality, don’t just adapt ‘em to the story and remove all the good bits. Their design is just as important as their origin. Your characters are more than their languages!!!

When we got interviewed for the yearbook my senior year in high school, one of the questions asked was ‘What do you think is the best feeling in the world?’ and while all the other kids were saying stuff like ‘love’ or ‘winning the district basketball tournament’ or ‘spending time with family and friends’, I was that one kid who was like ‘peeing after holding it for a really long time’.

And I feel like that says a lot about high-school me.