it's a lie sorry

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shh don’t tell anyone she’s reading on the job when she should be learning the dewey decimal system 

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                          Yᴏᴜʀ ғᴀᴄᴇ sᴀʏs ᴛʜᴇ sᴜғғᴇʀɪɴɢ ɪs sᴏ ᴘᴀɪɴғᴜʟ, ᴛᴏᴏ ᴘᴀɪɴғᴜʟ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴀʀ…
                                             ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ’ʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ғᴏʀɢᴇᴛ?

how does one draw snow in SAI again…

anyhow, here’s a fanart for @pemprika‘s werewolf!yuu AU! >w< i haven’t done any proper colouring in a while so this was sort of a challenge for me as well TwT

i hope you like this!~ ;v;

ah yes the yu-gi-oh! villains

such unforgettable characters such as

-rejected xenomorph concept art

-rich american manchild

-daddy issues mcgee

-dragon fetish

-semi-justified teenage temper tantrum

-semi-justified teenage temper tantrum’s bald sidekick

-semi-justified teenage temper tantrum’s omnicidal alter-ego

-thing 1 and thing 2 (annoying hobbit version)

-flaghead

-not actually australian

-uncle moody

-evil moses

au for @everythingelsegoesherethen: dean winchester owns the marauders’ map and uses it to make sure he and castiel always ‘accidentally’ meet at strange times.

Since he became a Prefect at the beginning of his fifth year, Castiel Novak has dealt with a lot of troublemakers who clearly just haven’t read the Hogwarts rulebook.

Dean Winchester is not one of these.

Dean Winchester is clever. He knows exactly what he’s doing. He’s read the handbook and

And he never, ever gets caught.

Which is why Castiel is confused when he apprehends Dean for the third time in a month, trying unsuccessfully to get into a secret passage out of the school that Cas /knows he knows exactly how to access. And yet he’s tapping all over the one-eyes witch with his wand, cluelessly trying every combination of “Let me in!” that he can, acting for all the world as though he’s under some kind of Confundus charm.

He turns the light of his wand on Dean, and Dean turns around, doing a very good job of pretending to be startled.

“Dean Winchester?”

“Yeah, that’s me,” the boy grins, blushing and looking down at the floor but not seeming at all upset that he’s just been caught breaking five school rules at once.

“Yes, well, you’re out of bed after lights out, you’re messing with school property and you’re using magic in the corridors.” Cas is a little flustered and he can’t even explain why, but he still manages to tick at least some of the offenses off on his fingers.

“I /am? Oh, man, Cas, I’m so sorry. And I promise you it won’t happen again.” Dean is all mock-apologetic as he claps Cas on the shoulder and starts to walk away down the corridor.

“F-five points from Gryffindor!” Cas calls after him in a shaky voice.

This becomes a recurring problem. The following week, Cas runs into Dean in the restricted section of the library without a note giving him permission to be there. A few days later, he catches Dean in the act when he’s just about to set off a whole box of Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes fireworks. Another time, he finds Dean on the Quidditch pitch after dark when it’s supposed to be locked up, flying loops just to show off. Sometime after that, Cas goes to take a bath in the Prefects’ bathroom at the end of a long day, and he finds the tub already overflowing with bubbles, Dean in a pair of red swimming shorts lazily swimming laps.

And for some reason it’s always harder for Cas to keep his cool around Dean that it is around anyone else. Usually he’ll dole out detentions without even blinking;the whole school respecting his authority, but something about this kid has him barely remembering the name of the red and gold house that he’s supposed to be taking points from. It /irks him, because he was given the Prefect position for a /reason, and he’s supposed to be unbiased and impartial and above such things.

After all this has been going on for a good few months, and Cas is no closer to figuring out what exactly is going on in Dean Winchester’s unfairly pretty head, he finds a piece of parchment on the floor. It’s on his normal patrol route, but not on a main corridor - it’s on one of the back routes that only Cas is responsible for walking down on his shift after lights out. It’s placed right in the middle of the corridor where Cas is guaranteed to see it. Almost as though it was left especially for him.

He picks it up. It looks blank at first, but when he unfolds it, he sees that it’s a map - an incredibly detailed map of the whole of Hogwarts castle, every room drawn, Cas believes, perfectly to scale, labelled in calligraphy, every secret passage and hidden entryway marked. Not only that, but the map is enchanted, constantly moving, staircases twisting their way through the halls in what Cas suspects is real time, and most importantly of all, tiny sets of footprints making their way through the castle halls, each with a name attached to them. Cas spots his own name next to his own footprints, which are still in the exact spot that he’s in.

He takes a step forward, and the footprints move with him.

Most of the spots are clustered in the common rooms and dormitories at this time of night; just a few Prefects and professors wandering up and down the corridors. But Cas has a sneaking suspicion he knows who this map belongs to, and the person doesn’t seem to be in the Gryffindor boys’ dormitories where he should be. Against his will, Cas finds his eyes skating over the map, looking for the potential offender.

Dean Winchester’s spot is pacing the Tallest Astronomy Tower.

Of course, none of this necessarily means that the map /actually corresponds to where people actually are. It could just be an example. Could be everyone is placed randomly and doesn’t move, no matter where they really are.

Which, of course, explains why Cas is already walking purposefully towards the Astronomy tower, taking each set of stairs two at a time, checking the map every few seconds to make sure Dean is still in the same place.

He reaches the door to the tower, and he’s not even completely conscious of why he’s doing it, but he runs a hand through his hair to fluff it up and he straightens his blue and bronze tie before he walks inside.

Dean’s there, as predicted, no longer pacing but standing in the center of the room - waiting for him? The tower is open to the heavens - not like the Great Hall, not like an enchanted version of the sky, but actually open, the summer night stars glinting down and reflecting off of magical lights that have been conjured and left to hover all around the edge of the circular tower room, a light breeze ruffling Cas’ robes as he steps towards Dean, noticing that the usually bare wooden floor is scattered with large, puffy gold and bronze cushions.

Cas holds out the map. “I think this is yours.”

Dean takes it from him, not at all surprised to see Cas there. “Don’t think it’s really anyone’s. Thing kind of has a mind of its own. But yes, I’ve been using it for a while.”

“Tell me something?” Cas asks. “You just admitted this is yours. With this you can see anyone coming at any time, you can always stay one step ahead of any professor or prefect, you never have to get found out by anyone. But you keep letting me catch you. Why?“

"That depends,” Dean says with a smirk. “Why’d you bring the map back instead of handing it into a professor? Seems like it’s a contraband object. Seems like I /should get in trouble.”

Cas opened his mouth to retort to that, but realized he didn’t have anything to say. Why /had he come here? Dean was right, after all. His first instinct, as a Prefect with designs on Head Boy at some point in the future, should have been to turn the object over to a member of staff. His mind shouldn’t even necessarily have jumped to Dean. But it had, and now he was here.

“Alright. That aside, why’d you wait for me? Why’d you pick a specific place, here, that you have /no reason to be and just pace around hoping I’d show up to find you?”

Dean spluttered, but quickly recovered. “Why’d you look for me on the map? Why’d you stare at it for so long that you saw where I was in the first place?”

“Why’d you decorate? The stars, the lights, the cushions? Why’d you set this all up for a special occasion?”

They stared at each other for a while, breathing heavily, waiting for the other one to be the first to break.

Cas cracked, and Dean gave up at the same moment, and then he both of them were lunging towards each other, Dean grabbing Cas by the tie he’d just straightened, pulling it askew, Cas fisting both of his hands in Dean’s robes, both yanking the other towards them, crashing their lips together so hard that it was almost painful when they met, their bodies falling into each other, their teeth clashing and their noses bumping and when they pull apart, they both tumble down onto the pile of cushions they’ve set up and /now Cas understands why they’re there, /now it makes sense because their landing is soft and they can reach for each other again immediately, both of them lying on their sides in the heap of fluffy pillows, kissing each other over and over and over again, each one making their lips tingle. Over time, as they grow used to the feeling, the kisses become slower, softer, more languid, and the hooded eyes when they pull away from each other are less from desire and more from tiredness, and they’re both sure they’d be happy to sleep here.

"So, what? You’ve been risking detention and house points for Gryffindor and your reputation as someone who never gets caught just to… just to get my attention?” Cas asks finally, propping himself up on one elbow.

Dean tugs him back down and kisses him again. “Well, you’re risking your Prefect position right now. But I feel like you always have to risk a little something to get the best things in life.”

And between holding hands on long walks by the lake, between screaming themselves hoarse together at Quidditch matches, between feeding each other Bertie Botts’ Every Flavour Beans while studying in the library, and between many, many more long nights in the Astronomy tower, Cas learns that as frustrating and complicated as he is; Dean is definitely one of the best things in his life.

After the Volpina episode, it’s really obvious how much Ladybug needs Chat Noir to ground her. If it wasnt for him, she would give up her Miraculous because she thought Adrien was in danger. Not only that but earlier in that episode, because she got separated of Chat Noir she was actually going to give her Miraculous away.

My point is here, when Volpina threated her with Adrien, was that her idea or Hawkmoth’s?

Because if Hawkmoth knows how much Ladybug/Marinette loves Adrien, then that’s her Achilles’ heel. And the reason she will give up her miraculous. 

But for that to happen, Hawkmoth needs to get rid of Chat Noir.

So the one who will need to lose his miraculos first is not Marinette, but Adrien.

I’m just sitting here thinking about how cheating is never excusable and how people who cheat don’t deserve forgiveness because not only is it a balatant disregard of the other person’s feeling and trust but it will leave them forever unable to trust any partner in the future because of you so yeah cheating is selfish and awful and shouldnt be normalized

[inaudible shit talking]

anyway considering they’re literally the two POV characters I probably don’t pay enough attention to tris and noa

why is the mobile app making all my uploads look blurry?? it’s 100% fine on chrome?? I’m so not okay with this??

What Spending your Birthday with BTS would Include

Originally posted by yoongi-min

  • Getting called at least 15 times by each of them the day before your birthday asking to hang out
  • All of them telling you their present is better than the others
  • Them showing up really early in the morning one by one (with Jimin first, because he’s an early riser.)
  • Jimin telling you what Hoseok and Taehyung both bought you because they told him
  • You smacking him because he told you
  • Him saying “well, you were going to find out anyway…”
  • Jin coming over next with a really annoyed and tired Yoongi who keeps saying he didn’t want to show up until later
  • Jin saying the only reason he came over w/ Yoongi was because he woke him up getting ready (they share a room)
  • The last one getting there is Jungkook obviously and he didn’t even notice everyone had left the house until he saw them all there
  • You being super confused and also kind of annoyed they all showed up early
  • You also didn’t even know they were coming over because you said no to hang out
  • Them all deciding on taking you somewhere childish (aquarium/movies/theme park/bowling)
  • You pairing up with Jungkook, Jimin and Taehyung if you go somewhere that needs that
  • Them buying you a bunch of candy and drinks the whole time
  • Finally going out for ice cream cake with them
  • Hoseok dancing to ice cream cake by Red Velvet
  • Getting sung happy birthday by them!
  • Them making you open their presents from oldest to youngest 
  • Jin got you a little silver bracelet with your birthstone in it
  • He has the same except w/ his birthstone
  • Yoongi just gives you money because he was too lazy to get a present but who doesn’t like money
  • Hoseok gives you some framed selca’s together!!! 
  • Namjoon gets you tickets to (insert band here)’s concert for just the two of you!!
  • Jimin gives you a bunch of different perfumes wow!!
  • Taehyung wrote you a song (Yoongi helped)
  • He was too embarrassed to sing it so he just gave you the lyrics and told you the next time you were alone together he’d sing it
  • All the boys except Yoongi teasing Tae
  • Yoongi telling them to shut up because it’s actually amazing (only the parts he helped write though)
  • Jungkook painted you a pretty painting (use your imagination lol) on a nice sized canvas for you wow aw
  • All of them asking which present is the best one.
  • When you can’t decide, they all start arguing so Yoongi or Seokjin has to break them up
  • You finally being fed up with them and they take you home
  • They all decide not to give you birthday bumps because that’s rude but as they leave your house they all punch you on the arm once, lightly!!