it's a joke

  • Tumblr Witch: I astral project once a day, and cleanse all my 3000 gemstones fortnightly, and my ancestors were burnt at the stake, and in my past life I was a cannibalistic Shaman Queen, and I don't even walk on grass because it has a soul...
  • Me: I remembered to throw salt over my shoulder when I spilled it, and I'm pretty sure the floor is now protected or cleansed or something too now.
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I was impressed, like “wow Yuzu’s gonna be a very good coach!!”, until I saw teaching kids how to do basics:

You should be fine with coach Yuzu, just stay away from coaching Learn-to-skate class and teaching triple-axel :)))) I don’t think others can understand how to skate ‘ton’, ‘su’,’shuu’, and ‘pa’ XD

Source: x,x,x

Someecards That Fit Each Of The SLBP Lords And MC’s Relationship

These are meant to be funny, not to be taken seriously

Nobunaga:

Mitsuhide: 

Inuchiyo:

Hideyoshi:

Mitsunari:

Ieyasu:

Kenshin: 

Shingen:

Yukimura:

Saizo:

Masamune:

Kojuro:

Shigezane:

BONUS! Kotaro: