it's 6 am i don't even care

Happy birthday space dad !
Team voltron gave him his presents on the 28th this year !

(Bonus when you won’t stop joking about your big bro being 6 yo )

okay i am (finally) watching pirates of the caribbean 5 and this is an incoherent hot mess of a movie that is barely a movie and pretty much an extended pirate themed sketch comedy, there is a faint plot somewhere possibly (ghost pirates? how original!) and i have like… 6% idea what is going on, wisconsin called because it wants its cheese back, like. what. what even. it’s a dumpster fire.

i haven’t enjoyed myself this much in like… i don’t even know how long and i am laughing until i wheeze, i am not sure what this says about my sense of humor but i am thoroughly beyond entertained

this is like the definition of “movie so bad it’s amazing” 

a+11/10 recommend

A Book Addict's Vent
  • 1: Stop asking me how much I spend on my book hauls.
  • 2: Stop looking at my receipt--seriously?
  • 3: Stop silently judging me because my cart is full.
  • 4: What the hell does it matter to you whether I get to read all of my books or not?
  • 5: I am a book collector, not a hoarder. There's a difference.
  • 6: Yes, I am buying another book. Why do you care?
  • 7: No, I don't watch TV a lot because I'd rather be reading. What's wrong with that?
  • 8: It's cute that you think that just because I read faster than you, it means I don't fully appreciate books.
  • 9: If you're at a bookstore with me, you should know what you're getting yourself into--so don't even TRY to rush me.
  • 10: Young Adult books are about more than girls in dresses and vampires. Maybe you should pick one up some day and see for yourself.
  • Hey fellow book addicts, do you have anything to vent about? It's Sunday, let go of your stress for the upcoming week!