okay i am (finally) watching pirates of the caribbean 5 and this is an incoherent hot mess of a movie that is barely a movie and pretty much an extended pirate themed sketch comedy, there is a faint plot somewhere possibly (ghost pirates? how original!) and i have like… 6% idea what is going on, wisconsin called because it wants its cheese back, like. what. what even. it’s a dumpster fire.
i haven’t enjoyed myself this much in like… i don’t even know how long and i am laughing until i wheeze, i am not sure what this says about my sense of humor but i am thoroughly beyond entertained
this is like the definition of “movie so bad it’s amazing”