im scared to talk to 100% of my mutuals for fear of rejection and also lack of ability to hold a conversation so if we;ve ever talked and i leave ya hangin kno its cause!! im shy!!!!!! n if we havent kNOW THAT I WANT TO IM JUST!!!!!! S H Y !!!!!!!!!!
Listen, I love my inquisitor, but I also have this great vision of her and the advisors standing around the war table like “we have so few resources, here in our massive castle where we’re training an army, how can we possibly hope to defeat Corypheus” and then the doors bang open and there stands the Hero of Ferelden. She cracks her knuckles. “Listen up kiddos - oh hey, Cullen - listen, back in my day, I defeated a god with the help of like 5 randos and a dog. What seems to be the problem.”
Louis: terrible cook lbr (remember the pancakes), eats half the ingredients then throws the rest together in a pan and burns it, out in first round #rip
Liam: just glad to be there but then gets too confident, uses too many proteins for one dish and undercooked them bc he ran out of time after he cut his finger w the big knife™, out in entree round
Harry: has actual cooking skills, makes a mean stir fry with kale, spends entire dessert round talking about how he used to be a baker and burns his pastry, out in dessert round but still had a great time
Niall: very artistic plating, surprises everyone by successfully using the ice cream machine, wins despite his unseasoned chicken in the second round