it'll always be one of my favorite

  • Most girls: My favorite characters are the strong women or the strong men with hearts of gold!
  • Me: Me too! Especially the morally ambiguous ones who kill everyone except that one special lady who appeals to his softer nature!
  • Most girls: Wait, what?
  • Me: Yeah. You know, those characters that are introduced and one of the first things they do is kill or attack an innocent person to show how bad they are? But then you still wanna see them get a happy ending, and you get super overprotective of that character like they aren't a cold blooded murderer? Those are the best!
  • Most Girls: 😳
  • Me: And then they'll always have that one scene where they break down and have a moment of sensitivity and vulnerability and it'll feel like your heart is getting ripped out and stamped on?

caffeinewitchcraft  asked:

Every time, EVERY TIME I see one of your stories on my dash, I think "don't do this to yourself. Keep scrolling. You know how this ends." So I scroll past but the temptation is always too great. "This time will be different. It's day time. There's people around. It'll be okay." I go right back up to click on that dreaded Read More. And it's not okay. It's never okay. And I love you for it.

That’s one of my favorite things to hear. Thank you. I appreciate you.

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“You really think that if they believe Tron’s alive, it will inspire a revolution?”
“I know it will.”

TRONfest 2017 
Day 2: Favorite in Other Media // TRON: Uprising

1980s, man.
  • Dick: so we just found one of your hs yearbooks, b.
  • Bruce: And?
  • Dick: you were kind of a punk little ass. we had no idea. interesting prom wardrobe choice.
  • Bruce: I have no idea what you're talking about.
  • Jason: so it was jeremy in 1983
  • Tim: in his ocean pacific tee
  • Bruce: what is happening right now?
  • Dick: he got a bloody knee
  • Jason: on his skateboard
  • Tim: on the halfpipe
  • Dick: in the backyard that tuesday night
  • Damian: I have nothing to do with this, Father.
  • Bruce: Will someone tell me what the hell you're doing?
  • Jason: AND I'M ONLY GONNA PIERCE MY LEFT EAR
  • Tim: I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS MUSTACHE ALL SUMMER LONG
  • Damian: You have nothing to show for it, Drake.
  • Tim: Shutup dipshit
  • Bruce: Don't call your brother names.
  • Dick: AND MY FAVORITE BAND WILL ALWAYS BE TEARS FOR FEARS
  • Bruce: I'm leaving the room.
  • Dick, Jason, and Tim: AND I'M GONNA WEAR A PINK TUX TO THE PROM
  • Damian: You are all imbeciles.
  • Bruce: Where is this yearbook? Damian, find some lighter fluid.
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Black Sails meme: Favorite locations - The tavern / Eleanor’s office

Sleep Aid by Undertale
  • Asgore: I haven't helped anyone sleep in a long time! Sure brings back memories. You know, when...when Asriel and the human couldn't sleep, they used to count sheep.
  • Burgerpants: You don't pay me to sing lullabies, either! ...OKAY, FINE! I'll do it! *sighs* Why me?
  • Mettaton: Goodnight, and sweet dreams! Dreams of me, posing...
  • Alphys: Ooh! Mew Mew's second ending theme is REALLY relaxing! It's got all these messages about comfort, and friendship, and...l-let me just get it!
  • Undyne: So here's what you gotta do. Whatever's keeping you awake, think of it as your enemy.
  • Sans: you want me to read you a bedtime story? that always helps my brother.
  • Papyrus: NO WONDER YOU CAN'T SLEEP! NO ONE'S READ YOU A STORY YET! HERE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
  • Napstablook: i put together this song that's supposed to be soothing...it's probably not very good, though. sorry.
  • Toriel: I will stay here with my book, right beside you, until you fall asleep. In the meantime, would you like to hear some snail facts?
  • Flowey: This friendship pellet isn't going to kill you! It'll just knock you out for about eight hours!
  • Ilúvatar: If you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong! I love all my children equally.
  • [earlier that day]: I don't care for the Númenóreans.

anonymous asked:

this is probably weird but I've noticed that you're wearing brown contacts a lot lately! and it makes me rly happy bc I have brown eyes and I had a friend who always told me how ugly brown eyes are (but not mine of course -total bs) and I've struggled with loving my eyes for awhile. they used to be my favorite feature and idk just seeing you actively choosing brown eyes has helped me start liking my eyes again <3 obv it'll be a long road but I just wanted to say thank you!

DUDE brown eyes are so underrated honestly…. i actually just got a really pretty pair of brown ones from my sponsor pinkicon and i was so happy because i only have one other pair of brown contacts but i want more… there’s so many shades and they’ve really got so much depth and just????? brown eyes are beautiful okay