aster: what’s got you so interested in reading all of sudden?
casper: i read!!!
aster: your grades say otherwise
casper: i read things that appeal to me not dumb shit like the scarlet letter, dad
aster: [chuckles] well then, what are you reading?
casper: the beast of bray road, its pretty compelling
aster: right. this another one of your… what did you call them?
casper: [laughs] cryptids? nah, not really. well… i mean, i guess? labels are weird