it would have to be a very talented cat

philosophy-and-coffee  asked:

The question you asked about the Garlfied post: I would read the SHIT out of a story about a starving artist making a deal with an eldritch horror from beyond and accidently ending up getting some otherworldly dick.

okay so here is my pitch

it would be called Lionel James Wants To Be Famous

leo is a young man who, as the title suggests, would really like to be famous. and he has a lot of ideas about how he could like to be famous. but unfortunately for leo, he has approximately no talent, and not even in an interesting wiseau kind of a way.

he tried making a webcomic, which went approximately nowhere. he tried making flash animations, back when that was a thing. he returned to the well of webcomics. he tried stand-up. he tried self-publishing young adult novels. he made two episodes of a podcast. his latest venture has been an attempt to make it as a famous youtuber.

but he fucking sucks. not even in the fun way that some people suck. if he went viral for being shitty, he would be ecstatic. he would sell t-shirts celebrating his own humiliation. there is just nothing even remotely interesting about leo. there is not a creative bone in his body. he has no vision or drive. he is the guy who thinks he’s funny because he’s really good at repeating stand-up routines he saw on comedy central. he’s just. he’s not great.

so he does what any young man with minimal ambition that exceeds his even more minimal talent would do, and he summons a demon. which takes the form of a cat. a very round and fluffy black cat, with red eyes.

he names it taft.

taft the cat is a photogenic cheese-loving internet sensation. leo monetizes everything. there are shirts. there are ad-covered videos. taft gets their own comic book. sponsorships. leo gets to go on talk shows with his ridiculous fat cat from hell.

here is the thing about taft: they have been doing this for a long time. artists are easy marks. they’ve never taken the form of a lolcat before, but generally, acting as a muse is a quick way to get a soul. because sooner than later, an artist will realize how unfulfilling it is, how much it sucks to know that all their success is actually because of their demon muse, etc etc.

obviously getting artists to kill themselves due to lack of creative fulfillment isn’t exactly nice, but, demon.

leo, however, fucking loves this arrangement. because leo is not an artist. he just wants to be treated like one. and with dawning horror, this hideous shadowterror comes to realize that they are going to be stuck with this asshole for a really long time. and no matter what they do to try to make leo uncomfortable, or renege on the deal… it never works. he just rolls with it.

taft must now try to find a way to make living with an obnoxious manchild into something tolerable, and so far their plan is 90% ‘annoy the everliving shit out of him’ with a 10% side of ‘well, at least he’s not bad-looking’.

Mystic Messenger : Day 5 ~ V Walkthrough (FULL ANSWERS)

I worked all alone - I cheked each answers ~ Please be considerate.

Like, reblog, or do nothing, but please don’t copy/paste it and claim it as your own… I am on my own and spent a lot of time to do this.

If you are on phone, please setting the page to be seen in the computer version! On the phone, the answers are sometimes unaligned and it can confuse you…

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a lesson on style

Originally posted by chansebaeksboyslove

part i, ii

you’ve always been content with being associated with one word and one word only: average. average in looks, academics and social skills, you’re just looking to graduate high school without causing disasters you’ll have to live with until you kick the bucket. when you’re paired with school king park chanyeol for the semseter-­long physics thesis, you can’t help but think the entire situation has pretty much set itself up for failure. That is, until you strike a deal with your partner. An AU tale involving lessons in popularity, eleven consecutive B­ minuses, a secretly sensitive, chess­-loving jock, and an amateur sex tape.

Pairing: chanyeol x reader x baekhyun
Verse: high school au { jock!chanbaek ft. a super cute whiny ap physics genius jongdae }
Rating: M
Warnings: none
Word count: 5.9k

A/N: so i initially wanted to try and focus only on i won’t give up, but while i was planning it, i got pretty deep into it and just… well, um, got sad. i decided to put something a little more lighthearted up. i wanted to play around a little with perspective and try to focus less on narration and more on stream of consciousness. hopefully that makes for an interesting read! with that in mind, please enjoy, and also look forward to the next chapter of i won’t give up! 

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Cats are such mysterious and wonderful creatures. When you are paired up with the right one, they make incredible companions as well. This special and very regal feline was drawn for the lovely and very talented @bright-witch

Thank you again for letting me draw your Orbit!! I feel so honored and I couldn’t resist putting some stars behind him, hope that’s ok ♥♥ I would love to get the original piece to you and of course, I have a digital file as well.

btw you guys, it’s officially Spring!!! Have a fantastic week!




“Come in, come in!” My mother ushered the two of us inside.

I was cringing at my state already, but I refused to let go of Harry’s hand. Even when my mother opened her arms to him, expecting a hug, I made the experience very awkward for him because I just didn’t let go.
He leant down to her, receiving a warm welcome.

“You must be Harry.” She said the obvious.

“So I’ve been told.” Harry replied.

He gave her a friendly kiss on the cheek before he withdrew, and I wondered if Curls just had this effect on mothers, because my mum was swooning just looking at him. He’d said four words and I could tell she was smitten.

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Shizaya au where they never met and Shizuo gets a job at a cat cafe and Izaya is a regular customer. Inspired by @allshewhispers​ <3

Shizuo couldn’t stop staring. The man across the small room wasn’t that extraordinary but he couldn’t seem to tear his eyes away. He had black hair, a fur coat, and tired eyes. The man was seated at one of the small tables in the corner of the room and even the many cats surrounding him didn’t seem to make this man any happier. He was absentmindedly petting a black cat while he read aloud, his soft, smooth voice lulling the cats around him into a peaceful state. Shizuo couldn’t make out many of the words but it seemed to be some romance novel.

Shizuo had only started working at Purrfect Catacombs, a small cat café near his apartment, a week ago but he was already aware that this man was a very regular customer. So much so that the other workers knew him, and what he would order, on sight. Shizuo was a new waiter and he often heard the girl staff whispering and giggling over the other man

 “He’s so nice to the cats but he always looks so sad!”

 “I heard a rumor that he works for the yakuza!”

 “He has the same name as that info-broker but there’s no way that they’re the same person! How unfortunate for such a kind person to be associated with somebody so shady.”

 “Ahh the other day he was reading the cutest book to the cats, I had to turn to hide my blush! I wish my boyfriend would read to me.”

And that was just one of the conversations he’d overheard in his short time here. The other men who worked here seemed much less biased.

 “I don’t have anything against him… but the girls seem all over him.”

 “He is very good with the cats though, even Bixby warmed up to him. That’s talent.”

 “I wish he would read different books to the cats, all he reads are romance or those old-timey works, like Shakespeare or something.”

Shizuo hadn’t worked here long enough to have any sort of real opinion on the other man, who apparently was called Izaya. He hadn’t even had any chances to interact with the man yet.

He was startled out of his thoughts by a hand on his shoulder, he looked to his left and one of his co-workers, Chiho Kasuna, smiled.

“Is something wrong Heiwajima-kun?”

Shizuo forced a smile and nodded.

“Ah yeah, I just got a little carried away.”

Chiho nodded

“Were you looking at Orihara-san? He’s reading a new book today! The cats seem to love it.”

Shizuo shrugged his shoulders and looked to the side, uncomfortably.

“I guess I’m just curious about what kind of person he is.”

Chiho bobbed on her feet a few times with a wide smile.

“Ahh why don’t I introduce you two! Orihara-san is really very nice! I’m sure you two will make great friends!”

Shizuo flinched slightly and coughed. He felt awkward under her sudden excitement but… he couldn’t think of any reason not to agree.

“If he won’t mind being interrupted…”

Chiho hummed lightly at that, thinking it over.

“I don’t think he will, when’s your break?”

Shizuo shot a glance at the clock on the east wall.

“In about 10 minutes.”

Chiho nodded, looking determined.

“Mine lasts till then! I’ll have just enough time to introduce you two. Maybe you can find out why he always looks so lonely.”

Shizuo gave Chiho a slightly helpless smile.


The ten minutes till his break seemed to crawl by at a snail’s pace as he took orders and brought out food. As he served he got closer to Izaya’s table and could finally here his reading. He’d read a while then make some insightful or sarcastic comment about the book to the cats. Holy shit Izaya was providing commentary on the book for the cats and whoever might be listening. That was honestly the nerdiest thing Shizuo had ever heard of.

He took a couple of orders and casually listened.

 “Ahh honestly, if the lack of communication was any worse there wouldn’t be a single line of dialog in the whole book. If he wants to date her he should just say so.”

Out of the corner of his eye Shizuo saw Izaya plant a kiss on the top of a particularly cuddly kitten’s head.

 “Of course, he really doesn’t deserve her, you recognize that right Felix? She should give up on him for her friend. Jason is much better for her than Mr. ‘too stupid to recognize when a girl likes him’.

Those long fingers scratched behind the ear of a calico cat perched on his shoulder.

 “Misty here is such a lady she’d probably give this idiot a chance. Remember all of you are worth more than that, you are all much better than any humans I’ve ever met.”

Shizuo finally walked away, he wasn’t sure if Izaya’s commentary was adorable or sad but…. it’s not like it was his place to judge. People came to see the cats and Izaya seemed to really love the cats here. (He’s memorized their fucking names, was that cute or creepy???) As long as the man didn’t cause any trouble and stayed respectful of the cats and workers then it didn’t really matter. Shizuo could never really get mad at somebody who clearly loved animals that much anyway.

Finally, his break came and Chiho jogged up to him with a winning smile.


Shizuo shrugged but nodded.

“I guess.”

Chiho did an excited bob on her toes again and led him over. Izaya stopped reading as they approached and the calico on his shoulders, Misty, gave them a weary blink.

“Can I help you?”

Chiho’s smile turned slightly nervous and Shizuo hunched his shoulders.

“Ahh Orihara-san I don’t mean to disturb you but our newest worker wanted to meet you.”

Izaya gave Shizuo a curious look and set his book aside after carefully marking his place. He held out his hand with a relaxed smile.

“Orihara Izaya, pleasure to make your acquaintance.”

Shizuo shook hands, feeling slightly awkward.

“I’m Heiwajima Shizuo.”

Chiho gave him a thumbs up and scratched behind one of the cat’s ears before going back to work leaving the two men alone. There was a moment of awkward silence before Izaya hummed in amusement.

“You can sit down you know.”

Shizuo blushed slightly and nodded, god he probably looked like an idiot. Izaya shot him a small smile.

“What would you like to know?”

Shizuo resisted the urge to shrug, he hadn’t really thought this through. One of the cats around Izaya crawled into Shizuo’s lap for warmth, purring as Shizuo stroked its fur with gentle hands. He took a calming breath.

“I guess I was just curious since you’re a regular. I see you in here reading to the cats nearly every day.”

Izaya tilted his head, bushing some hair out of his eye.

“Yes, I enjoy coming here. I have a pretty stressful job but when I come here I can relax. I can’t keep an animal at home because my job would keep me away too much.”

Shizuo nodded at that, it made sense.

“Why read to them though?”

Izaya’s smile softened somehow and Shizuo’s heart did a funny flip. Fuck.

“I’ve always enjoyed reading out loud, or maybe I just like sharing my thoughts with something. I had only planned to do it once, for one of the waitresses here but the cats seemed to flock to me when I did. They really enjoy hearing me read so I keep doing it.”

Shizuo held in a smile at that. Fuck, he couldn’t handle how obviously in love with animals Izaya was. He could feel the beginning of a crush starting to form and he crushed it as hard as he could. He didn’t need to ruin this job with heartache.

“I’m glad you enjoy being here, it’s good business for the café after all. What do you do for work?”

Izaya’s smile turned mysterious and he winked.

“Wouldn’t you like to know~”

Shizuo couldn’t help but laugh at that, genuine amusement filling him. He hadn’t expected to enjoy this man’s company.

“So, what? Do you work for the government or something?”

Izaya’s eyes lit with something that Shizuo couldn’t decipher.

“It’s a secret!”

Shizuo leaned in slightly as he remembered the over-heard conversations from earlier this week.

“Are you actually that one information broker?”

Izaya laughed, sweeping a kitten up in his arms.

“Really? You think that an info broker would read to cats every day?”

Shizuo hunched slightly with embarrassment but… that hadn’t been an answer… he took a bet. He looked Izaya dead in the eye and nodded.

“Yeah, I think he would.”

Izaya’s eyes widened and a giddy smile lit up his face. (shitshitshit he was fucked, this was officially a crush)

“Shizu-chan~ You’re the first person who’s ever gotten it right.”

Shizuo almost didn’t register the rest of the sentence through the annoyance at the nickname but then it hit him.

“Don’t call me that… Wait seriously??!!”

Izaya gave him a smirk and rested his cheek on his hand.

“I never lie. You’re the only one who’s ever called me out on it. Don’t spread it around okay? I’d hate for some of my enemies to find this place… it wouldn’t be pleasant.”

Shizuo blinked, dazed at the understatement. Holy shit one of the most feared and hated men in all of Ikebukuro regularly came to read to cats. The reality of it was surreal and Shizuo should be disgusted but… his crush remained. Fuck.

He watched the powerful informant coo over a pure white kitten and wondered what he’d done to deserve this. His peace had been ruined.

forgottenqueenofdreams  asked:

I have a very specific and funny idea for scenario. Imagine one day Saniwa brings paints, pencils and other stuff to paint on the wall. Everybody can draw anything they want. So, who can draw very well (except for Kasen)? Who are just terrible artists? Who would paint something awful just for fun (like they have talent but instead they would draw smth like those ugly medieval cats). Who would try to draw smth inappropriate? And, of course, would Kasen survive this mess?

Again I’m so sorry about the wait!

• Hizamaru can draw great but only when he’s drawing Higekiri. His brother is incredibly terrible at it but Hizamaru praises his pieces always.
• Similarly, Uguisumaru draws a perfect Ookanehira.
• Don’t tell me Oodenta doesn’t draw the cutest little animal drawings. He’s super shy about it.
• Most of the tantous just draw messy but cute pictures except Yagen, Midare and Taikogane.
• Yagen can draw but only draws the sort of bodies you’d see in his medical books.
• Midare draws things you’d expect to see in an ecchi manga… and proceeds to get in trouble by a flustered Gotou.
• Nikkari and Sengo are both also in team draw dirty things. Nikkari is surprisingly talented while Sengo’s are just messy.
• Taikogane is great at it?? He can draw basically anything he wants to in any style.
• To an extent, all the Date swords are good but Taikogane is especially stand out talented, even Kasen gets jealous.
• Most of the Shinsengumi swords can’t draw. Nagasone and Yasusada being the worst, they could spend hours of effort and basically produce a mess of scribbles.
• The only one who can draw well is Kasuu but he isn’t interested by it, only really drawing to show off how much better he is then Yasusada.
• And the final point, some paintings are so bad or inappropriate it stresses him out to the point he confiscates all the art material and is very strict on permission for anyone to create any kind of art in the future.


(…and I know I am skipping over replies to a whole chunk of posts but I’m shamefully behind again, and my only excuse is that they were mainly to do with Claudia and by now replies would be more or less redundant b/c we should all be on the same page about where that’s headed ;=) Anyway I hope everyone understands!)

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Get to Know Me Tag

I was tagged by  meadowashlingRules: Tag 5 people yo want to get to know better. I tag: YOU, if you are reading this you are tagged!

Were you named after anyone? I was named Camille after a old man my dad really liked in his childhood, he always had great stories to tell!

When was the last time you cried? Yesterday! (13 reasons why did this!)

Do you have kids? No!

If you were another person, would you be a friend of yourself? I’m not sure that would be a good idea but why not xD

Do you use sarcasm a lot? A lot!

What’s the first thing you notice about people?  I can feel if a person is evil or kind pretty much right away

What is your eye color? Blue with some yellow and green

Scary movie or happy endings? Alittle bit of both xD

Favorite smells?  Cooked oignons xD

What’s the furthest you’ve ever been from home? I lived in London for 7 months and I am from France

Do you have any special talents? Nothing comes to my mind xD

Where were you born? Near Marseille - France

What are your hobbies? Video games!

Do you have any pets? I don’t, I live in a very small appartment so I don’t think that would be good for a pet but I wish I could have a dog and a cat!

Do you have any siblings? 1 younger sister

What do you want to be when you grow up? I’m 25 and still doing nothing cause of my anxiety :(

Who is your first best friend? My mum!

How tall are you? I’m 5,5 (169cm)

Funniest moment throughout School? I have so many good memories, but I think the funniest one is when me and my friend managed to crawl out of the classroom and the teacher didn’t notice anything xD

How many countries have you visited? 2

What was your favorite/worst subject in High School? My favorite was geography I believe and the worst would have to me maths

What is your Favorite drink? Animal? Perfume?  Orange juice, wolves, coco mademoiselle!

What Sports do you play/Have you played? I used to play basket ball

Who are some of your favorite YouTubers?  I don’t really have a favorite youtubers, maybe I’m too old for it xD

How many Girlfriends/Boyfriends have you had? 3 and all were serious relationship (1 year/5years and my current boyfriend for 3 years)

Favorite memory from your childhood?  That time before christmas, when I was all exited about getting gifts and seing my family!

How would you describe your fashion sense?  I just wear anything I like!

What phone do you have? samsung s5

anonymous asked:

Can I have an imagine where the Wammy boys' s/o is musically talented and they get caught creating and making music alone in an open room almost like having their own private performance and after they get caught, they feel a bit awkward since they don't know how long the guys have been standing there. Thanks and also congrats on the 1,000 followers!

Thank you!!

L: L stood leaning in the doorway watching you quietly as you continued your mini concert in the bedroom. You would never have known he was there had you not turned around in a moment of dramatics and spotted him. You instantly froze. After an extended silence you finally spoke.

“How long have you been standing there?”

L shrugged, “Long enough. It was kind of cute. You’re very talented.”

Mello: Mello had followed the music down the hall and found you in the back room. You had a keyboard sitting on your lap. You were nodding along with the beat as you slammed away on the keys, a slight smile on your face.

Mello couldn’t help but tap along to the beat on the wall, alerting you to his presence. The music stopped altogether and your face burned.

“How much of that did you hear?” You questioned.

Mello shook his head. “Not much. Keep playing. You’re really good.”

Matt: You had your back to him as he leaned against the door frame. You were going back and forth between playing your guitar and singing a few bars to writing down something Matt couldn’t read on a paper on the table in front of you.

When you did a full run through of what you’d written, Matt couldn’t help but clap. Startled, you almost dropped your guitar. You turned quickly to find Matt leaning in the doorway with a goofy smile on his face.

“Don’t stop on my account.” He teased.

“Have you been there for a long time?”

Matt shrugged. “Maybe. Did you write that?” You nodded. “It’s really good.”

Near: Near did this more often than he cared to admit. Sitting on the other side of the couch quietly and listening to you compose. He knew you’d be embarrassed of you ever found out he knew how talented you really were so he would stay quiet.

However, today he simply couldn’t help himself. After a particularly beautiful piece you’d written, Near’s words fell out of his mouth without his consent.

“That was beautiful.”

You jumped and looked around. After not finding anyone you looked on the other side of the couch to find Near sitting there staring off into space.

“Have you been sitting there all this time?”

Near nodded. “Yes. I do this quite often actually. I figure since I’ve been caught you should know I think you’re very talented.”


Perfect posters from @ofpensandcupcakes

Favorite thing about creating?

I just like the escape it provides. I can forget about whatever is stressing me when I’m working on something.

What part of creating do you hate most?

Finding the right screencaps/elements (graphics) and scenes (gifs) to use. I think I spend more time looking for things than doing photoshop.

What inspires you to create something?

I’m not really sure, anything can inspire me really. Sometimes I see a graphic on my dash that would intrigue me. Or when I’m obsessed with a particular ship and I get all these ideas and an urge to do something.

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Reasons to love Jackson Wang
  • befriended a donkey like could your fave even
  • got rly sad when he couldn’t buy said donkey
  • loves animals SO MUCH
  • name should be Bluffy the Vampire Slayer tbh
  • shows off so much but is never serious about it
  • is hardly ever shy so when he gets shy IT’S ADORABLE????
  • wants to be best friends with everyone i mean everyone
  • his feelings get easily hurt bless
  • thinks he’s close w/ everyone and gets hurt when they say otherwise ACTUAL PUPPY
  • big gay chicken
  • talks about how hairy he is all the time jackson pls
  • sweaty so much sweat i feel u bro
  • if something even looks spicy he’ll start to sweat i feel u bro
  • thinks he’s hilarious and to be fair 9 out of 10 times he is like someone is literally always laughing around him
  • the rest of the time he’s just embarrassing
  • v affectionate and v aggressive with his affections
  • gets attached to ppl so easily like his capacity for love is BOUNDLESS
  • knows 5 different languages and probably more wtf even is he
  • says he’s into hip hop and stuff but he is way too nerdy to actually pull it off
  • thighs thicker than the bible
  • shameless
  • has 0 shame
  • if shame were clothes he’d rip them off and strike a pose

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Captain Swan Sunday Spotlight

Hi fandom!

Whether or not you’re sticking around for Season 7, I think we can all agree that we already have oodles of material to keep us happy in Captain Swan heaven for a good long while.

In conjunction with Captain Swan Day activities run by the lovely @cat-sophia​, I will be rewatching one CS “Spotlight” episode every Sunday and if you can spare 45 minutes to join me (figuratively) then I would love for you to all get involved.

Along with my own precious thoughts and random flail, I’ll be reblogging gorgeous creations surrounding the featured episode from our very talented fandom. Come join in!

We have so much inspiration to draw from their beautiful love story, so let’s keep creating and perpetuating the message about what makes this ship and this fandom so close to all of our hearts.

If you have suggestions for the first spotlight episode, drop me a message or leave a comment.

Much love, shipmates xoxo

Books from my Childhood

Charmed Life 

People with nine lives are very important and very rare. They only happen when, for one reason or another, there are no counterparts of them living in any other world. Then the lives that would have been spread out over a whole set of worlds get concentrated in one person. And so do all the talents that those other eight people might have had.


The year of 2016 shall in many peoples memories, be a year of complete and total shit. A year that saw the rise and fall of many great things. From Donald Trump to Harambe memes and everything in between, 2016 was a year of transition.

And so too was it for me a year of transition. A year where I said goodbye to a great many things yet at the same time ushering in a new chapter in the book of Destery. Which is not a real book because if it was, it would be full of poop jokes and terrible humor.

So much like the years before me, in addition to listing my accomplishments throughout this year, I’ll follow it up with what I’d like to see achieved in 2017 and hopefully at the end of it, I can look back and say “man this year didn’t suck, thats amazing! How new!”

1. YouTube
2016 was one of the most eye opening and easily the most financially lucrative years on YouTube I’ve ever had. this year alone I gained almost 250,000 subscribers, almost doubling what I gained last year, And finally hitting that magical One million subscriber mark that people have been long anticipating. And while numbers don’t truly mean that much to me, I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t extremely proud of how far I’ve come. That said, this year also was a huge year of transition on YouTube for me. I ceased making WTF NEWS on Shane’s channel and started up WTF FIVE, a show that was definitely out of my comfort zone when I first started it; but I’m glad I took the risk as it’s taught me a lot about myself in the process of the show’s growth, now reaching almost 1 Million people per video.
WTF NEWS was moved to my Capndesdes, which has quickly became the #1 most viewed show on my channel. In addition, i stopped doing the Recap vlogs and brought back the Destery watch vlogs which I believe feels a lot more personal and allows me to have sort of a conversation with people rather than just talk about my life that really isn’t all that exciting anyways. I stopped doing the Monthly favorite videos, I stopped doing Real Ass Talk videos, I stopped streaming on twitch, I closed down my MineCraft server, and I haven’t posted a QNA in over a year, but regardless, true fans and viewers have still stuck by my side, eager for whatever random shit I dish out next.
In the next year I hope to continue posting my WTF NEWS videos, Destery Watch vlogs, random skits, as well as bring back the Capndesdes QNA videos as I greatly enjoyed doing them.

With all the phasing out of older video series, many people began wondering: what the hell is destery doing with his time anyways? And while YouTube will always be a main passion and income source for me, 2016 proved to be the first year where I tried expanding my reach in more than just the digital world. So in order to cut back even more on the amount of time I spend per week doing YouTube, I hired two editors this last year who have been a tremendous help to me in allowing myself more time to focus on more pressing concerns than spending 5 fucking hours editing a video. And With the free time gained from the help of my editors, I was able to focus on something I’ve always wanted to do: make a board game.
And Though the game is still very much in it’s alpha phase, I’ve recently also hired two artists who are already taking the game from just an idea into a magnificent work of art that has inspired me even more to have it released.
I can’t wait for you guys to play it and remark on just how fucking nerdy I am that one of my dreams in life was to make a board game.

So one of my resolutions for last year was to travel. To see more than just the worlds and places I see on TV and to actually venture into the scary unknown abyss known as “outside”. Well this year I’m happy to report that I travelled a metric fuck ton. Starting with going to Tennessee last January; then to Las Vegas in March, then exploring cool new places here in Portland, visiting my mom and Nathan in Idaho twice on a long and terrible car ride, Then to The land which I promised I would never return in Orlando Florida, then to a weekend in Seattle, and then again to Tennessee. This year was by far the most I’ve ever travelled and I’m extremely proud that I was able to leave my comfort zone which is really just my apartment filled with cats and video games, to embark on a quest to see more of the world.

SO fun fact - I’ve never really thought very highly of myself. Even if I have all of these accomplishments and useless to mediocre talents like making transformer sounds with my mouth, I still have a hard time with my own self worth and image. So this last year I vowed to test myself. To push myself harder than I ever have before both mentally and physically. And though I still look like a sad sack of uncooked chicken, My increasing desire to work out, eat healthy, and ice skate rigorously has only been briefly halted this year by my own doubts and the evil addicting nature of Taco Bell. I know that this year I can prove to myself even more that I am a Warrior and I will not give in to doubt or 2 dollar chicken burritos.

So those were my accomplishments I felt were worth noting this year, And as I venture forth into the next year, I have but one resolution.
STOP BEING LAZY. The largest hurdle between me and greatness is the limitations I set in my own mind And the inability to act on opportunity simply because it requires work. Nothing is simply achieved. Everything requires work - and my goal this year to be someone who constantly strives to work their hardest. Not only for my fans and people who look up to me, but to myself as well. When you’re sad and feeling helpless, many times, it’s hard to dig yourself out of the hole you’ve made. But inaction is greater a crime than trying and failing. Inaction leads to settling. Settling leads to regret, and regret leads to a mundane life. And if theres one thing I know, I will never settle for the mundane. Because the weird - The strange. The people who try something they’ve never done, or attempt something that frightens them - Those are the people who change the world.

r4ttus  asked:

21, 45, 53

(21) Favourite Animal?

Any and all cats tbh small cats, big cats, fluffy cats, hairless cats. They’re all good and I want to pet all of them.

(45) Name One Movie That Made You Cry.

God I don’t know the last time a movie made me cry? There are many films that have deeply moved me but honestly films don’t make me cry very easily. :( Sorry.

(53) Would You Rather Carve Pumpkins Or Wrap Presents?

Honestly probably wrap presents because I end up accidentally stabbing myself every time I carve a pumpkin I’m not talented in pumpkin carving whatsoever omg

DAY OF BIRTH (the remix)

I have not one but TWO friend birthdays today, so here’s my gift for the original bae @caprette. Cap, you’ve inspired/enabled many a masterpiece in this fandom, as well as many disasters, and have personally driven me to write some very morally questionable things.

This is not one of them.

(Anyone remember Black Cats and Curtain Calls?)

Theatre was a lot of things to a lot of people.

For some it was a reprieve from their everyday problems, an opportunity to escape into another reality, if only for a short amount of time. For others, it was a was a way of life, a passion they could (if they were lucky enough) turn into a career somewhere down the line.

Theatre brought people together, uncovered hidden talents in those who would have never discovered them otherwise. It made musicians of the tone-deaf, performers of the meek, and leaders of the followers, harboring a space for anyone and everyone willing to try.

Theatre was an art, theatre was a culture, but above all theatre was a contagion.

And Marinette Dupain-Cheng had it bad.

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The real reason Xiumin STILL doesn't get many lines
  • 2008: *Xiumin win's S.M. Everysing Contest*
  • SM: Wow this is a very talented youngster, bring him to my office when he arrives, I want to greet him.
  • Xiumin: *Arrives at SM building for his first day*
  • Xiumin: Hello Seonsaengnim, it is an honor to be here.
  • SM: No no, the honor is mine! You have a lot of talent my boy, I think you're going to be a great star here! Maybe even a lead vocal one day!
  • Xiumin: Oh wow, that would be amazing! I'll work very hard!
  • SM: I'm sure you will! Now, sit sit! Let's chat about your future, would you like some tea??
  • Xiumin: Oh sure, thank you.
  • Xiumin: *goes to sit down* *doesn't see the cat already in the chair*
  • SM: *getting tea* You know I already have a song in mind for y---
  • Cat: -hisses and spits madly- -jumps off chair and dives under desk-
  • Xiumin: *startled* OMG
  • Xiumin: Uh, yeah I'm fine, it just scared m--
  • SM: NOT YOU! MY POOR MR. TWINKLES!! Come out from under there you poor thing, come on!
  • Cat: -hisses angrily-
  • Xiumin: I'm so sorry, I didn't see him there, can I help? ..Maybe I can sing to him? ha ha
  • SM: Actually I think you're late for dance practice, you better go.
  • Xiumin: Oh...ok, goodbye seonsangnim...
  • Xiumin: *man he said i have a good voice i hope i didn't just blow it....*
Send me a character that describes how you feel about me!
  • Max: I am indifferent about you.
  • Ed: I am jealous of you.
  • Isabel: I wanna fight you.
  • Isaac: I am frightened of you.
  • Mr. Spender: You've taught me a lot!
  • Johnny: I want to know you more.
  • RJ: I really like you!
  • Ollie: I wonder about you outside Tumblr.
  • Stephen: I think you're crazy.
  • Suzy: I like you enough.
  • Collin: I am suspicious of you.
  • Dimitri: I think we have a lot in common.
  • Jeff: I think you're cute!
  • Violet: I think you're intimidating.
  • Lisa: I think you're a huge dork.
  • Cody: I would like to talk to you!
  • PJ: I think you're REALLY cool.
  • Lefty: I consider you a friend.
  • Mr. Starchman: Can I bribe you to be my friend?
  • Mr. Garcia: I'm too tired to send you a character.
  • Ms. Baxter: Wait, if you got Mr. Garcia in your inbox, that doesn't make sense.
  • Dr. Zarei: I'm not sure how I feel about you.
  • Isabel's Grandfather: Meh, you're ok.
  • Dad Puckett: I AM YOUR FATHER.
  • Zoey: I'm so sorry if you got Dad Puckett in your inbox.
  • Scrapdragon: I am a snek.
  • Boss Leader: I like to mess with you!
  • Mr. Walker: I have nothing to say to you.
  • Nin: I would like to send you too many characters to count!
  • Doorman: I think you're very pun-ny.
  • Forge: I think you're hot.
  • Lucifer: I think you're the spawn of Satan.
  • Eightfold: I think you're talented!
  • Demon dog/cat: *whispering in a demonic language*
  • Isaac's spirit: I think you're strong.