it would be weird if you didnt lol

🔥Hot mess🔥

“Wow, it’s longer than I thought,” Draco muttered, examining the object in his hand. “And a lot… smoother.”

Harry grinned at him wickedly.

“I told you it would come in handy.” He reached out and clasped his fingers around Draco’s hand. “You have to turn it on,” he murmured. Draco gulped and glanced at Harry, uncertainty in his eyes.

“I’ve never… I haven’t-”

“I know,” Harry said soothingly. “I’ll show you.” He guided Draco’s thumb to the button, hovering over it. “Are you ready?”

Draco gulped once again and bit his lip.

“I… I don’t know.”

Harry took a step closer, so his front was pressed against Draco’s back.

“It’s okay,” Harry mumbled, while kissing Draco’s neck. “Don’t be nervous.”

Draco snorted and boldly placed his thumb on the button. Harry tightened his grip on Draco’s hand as he finally pushed it.

“Oh,” Draco breathed. “It’s making weird noises.”

Harry chuckled and started nibbling at Draco’s ear.

“Is it supposed to vibrate like that?” Draco asked in astonishment.

“Yeah.” Harry flicked his tongue over Draco’s earlobe and curled an arm around his waist. “Now, you have to put it in,” he purred. Draco made a choked sound and turned around to face his boyfriend.

“I can’t put it in yet! It’s not ready!” He sounded scandalised.  

“Just put it in. It will do the rest on its own.”

“I think we should wait a bit longer,” Draco protested, sounding very skeptical. Harry trailed his fingers up his chest and buried his face in Draco’s hair.

“Wait as long as you want, but I’m getting really… hungry,” he said in a low whisper.

Draco shivered and shook his head.

“Why are you always so impatient?”

“For Merlin’s sake, Draco, just put it in already!” Harry tried to guide Draco’s hand in the right direction, but the other man was fighting him.

“What if something goes wrong?”

Harry chuckled.

“Trust me, I’ve done this many times before.”

Draco huffed and glared at his boyfriend.

“No need to rub it in,” he muttered darkly. “Just because I’m a bit… inexperienced with Muggle technology doesn’t mean-”

“Draco! Just. Put. It. IN!”

Draco clicked his tongue once and turned around to concentrate on the object, still vibrating vigorously, in their joined hands.

“Alright, here we go.” Slowly, he lowered it and let out a gasp when the vibration intensified.

“There’s… there’s too much resistance,” he said through gritted teeth.

“You have to move it around a little. Like this,” Harry said, gently moving their hands.

“Oh, I see,” Draco said, bending over a little. “Oh yeah, that’s much better. It’s like- pfffffffff!”

Harry almost fell backwards when Draco started flailing and squealing.

“Draco, wait! At least turn it off!” He jumped forward and swiftly pushed the button. When his eyes landed on Draco again, he had to bite the inside of his cheek very hard to stop him from bursting into laughter.

“Harry Potter,” Draco shrieked. Harry stepped up to him and placed his hands on his shoulders.

“I’m sorry,” he said, trying to sound earnest. “I should have warned you that something like this might happen.”

“I can’t believe you,” Draco muttered darkly. “You said it was safe. You even said it would be fun!”

“It can be fun,” Harry said, not being able to contain his laughter any longer. Draco shot him another dark look, which only made Harry laugh louder.

“I’m sorry, but it’s difficult to take you seriously, when you’re covered in bits of pumpkin from head to toe.”

Draco wiped his face with his sleeve.

“And whose fault is that,” he grumbled.

“Yeah,” Harry chuckled. “Maybe we should have started with something else. But you love making soup and I thought-”

“Well, you thought wrong,” Draco snapped. “This vibrating stick is evil. EVIL!”

“Oh Merlin,” Harry sighed, still grinning. His eyes swept over Draco’s ruined clothes and his messed up hair. “Come on,” he said with a wink, dragging Draco out of the kitchen. “Let’s take a shower. I’m getting hungry for something else.”

“You’re turned on by me being covered in pumpkin?” Draco snorted. “You really are a weird one, Potter.”

“You could wear a hessian sack and I would be turned on,” Harry replied over his shoulder. “And you can’t tell me you don’t love that.”

Draco raised his chin, but a small smile started to form on his lips.

“True. As long as you don’t make me use that thing again!”

“Alright, alright,” Harry said with a sigh. “From now on, I’ll handle the hand blender.”

Inspired by a conversation I had with @fleetofshippyships 💙😂 after reading this (prompted by @starshaping 💙 ) on her nsfw blog.

the little mermaid au! ong seongwoo

the following scenario is based on the traditional storyline. please keep note that there are many different versions of the story, and not just the disney one.

  • ok so you’re the mermaid/merman (your preference) who adores humans bc like it’s so cool they have legs?? the idea of having legs and being on land just FASCINATES you and you’re sneaking around the shores to watch humans
  • and one day you’re just swimming on the surface and saying hi to the cute seagulls when you notice the sky turning dark and the clouds getting shady so like it was basically time to go
  • but just then you notice a ship floating like nowhere cLOSE to the shore
  • even though mermaids were always called a myth and you’d get chewed out if anyone saw ur tail you’re like…I need to save them >:((
  • and so you swim over to save the poor souls when suddenly rain just started POURING and the winds picked up out of nowhere and then you saw a body fall into the sea
  • you’re like oh shIT and suddenly accelerated in water to save the poor soul
  • you eventually find him and you get rly alarmed bc he isn’t struggling or anything he’s just kinda lifelessly sinking
  • you grab him and basically turn into an underwater jet bc you’d never swam so fast no not even when your mermaid mom told you dinner was ready
  • getting him to shore was so difficult because 1) the human was heavy and 2) you had no legs so you had to crawl to get far enough onto land
  • the dude (seongwoo if y’all didn’t realize yet) still wasn’t moving and you were panicking like??? he shouldn’t be dead yet
  • you do the mermaid version of cpr which was to….press your lips against his to suck all the seawater out of him
  • a minute later you start getting dizzy because you’re getting too dry so you had to crawl back into the sea…and you proceed to go back home but you just…couldn’t get that man out of your head….
  • meanwhile a princess from a different country visiting seongwoo’s found him collapsed on the beach and shook him awake and seongwoo’s like…what happened??
  • let’s call the princess rika like that snake from mystic messenger
  • anywaYS
  • rika told him that she “”saved”” him from drowning and he’s like…oh and that’s what she ends up telling the his father aka the KING and rumors spread around the palace like crazy like everyone was like damn they probably gonna get married now
  • meanwhile on yOUR END you were swimming towards the sea witch’s domain to ask for a pair of legs because after being on land and feeling the frustrations of being unable to stay for too long you REALLY wanted to become a human
  • the sea witch asks for your voice in exchange which was…a huge price
  • your singing is like the only thing that anyone’s ever praised you for so giving it up would be the same as tossing away half of your identity but…u know what, in the human world no one’s gonna know u anyway  
  • so she casts a spell and gives you the legs u wanted and then shoots u out of the sea
  • after you get to shore and struggle to get the hang of walking for like 7 hours you pick up some rags to cover yourself bc that stupid witch didn’t give u any clothes
  • you just want to explore the village and ur getting looks bc wtf ur wearing some dirty rags with sand all over and wobbling like jello but u don’t rly care
  • suddenly you find a boy aka sEONGWOO in a quiet part of the area just…dancing and you were like!!! oh my gOD that’s amazing how can his legs and arms move like that…

Keep reading

Names, Nerves, and Nodding -- Lee Jeno (blurb)

Request: Helloo can I ask for a boyfriend Jeno introducing you the the members :) for the nct blurb

A/N: Once again I know I’m so slow getting to these but heyhey here we go. Im gonna interpret this as the s/o only meeting the dreamies. Hope you enjoy. thx for requesting

  • okokok so first off youd be at a cafe with jeno one day 
  • and hed be sorta nervous and weird with you
  • like hed be the regular shmegular cute jeno but something was off
  • so when you took a sip of your frappe hed just blurt out
  • “wanna meet the boys today?” 
  • and youd be like “what!?!?”
  • jeno would bite at his bottom lip nervously as he looked at you
  • “um well I already told them you were coming today. I really like you and I want you to meet them.” he tapped his fingers on the table
  • and there would be a weird silence and youd just sigh
  • “fine” youd say bc you dont break promises….(even if you didnt make them i guess lol)
  • so on the way to the dorms youd be so nervous
  • you knew how happy the boys made jeno,,,and jeno knew how happy you made him
  • you just really wanted them to like you
  • you definitely wanted to fit in
  • jeno could tell how nervous you were already
  • your voice would be shaking and youd literally adjust your clothes nonstop
  • even tho jeno was nervous he knew that theyd love you
  • when you entered the dorm,,,youd see donghyuck and jisung on the couch
  • youd try your best to greet them politely 
  • jeno would introduce you immediately
  • OF COurse donghyuck would compliment you on how cute you are ,,earning an “okay, thats enough” from jeno
  • jisung would be equally as shy which calmed you a bit
  • seeing that they werent very judgmental  of you made you really happy
  • as mark and chenle exited their rooms to greet you,, jeno rubbed small circles in your back
  • “hiiii!” mark sung as he approached you
  • “this is y/n.” jeno smiled as he wrapped an arm around you
  • “we know who they are,,,you dont talk often but when you do….its about them.”
  • eventually after greeting everyone,,,
  • it would be time for dinner and the boys wanted you to stay
  • you warmed up to them and was able to participate in banter
  • but thennnn in the middle of the meal donghyuck would ask for a napkin
  • and both you and jeno would go for it AND OBVI HED GRAB YOUR HAND
  • and everyone would coo at the contact
  • and theyd get really silly and start egging you guys on 
  • so my boi donghyuck would go “kiss”
  • the both of you would decline and laugh it off
  • but when you were about to leave the dorms later,,,
  • youd say your goodbyes 
  • then jeno pulled you closer while giving you cute little pecks n stuff 
  • and hed be WHINING and telling you hes gonna miss you too bad
  • HONESTLY it was fluffy and cute like wow a needy lil bb
  • when they snuck a look theyd be so shocked but also ready to tease him
  • and best believe they all mimicked him when you left and jeno was embarrassed but he really was needy so he couldnt be combative HA
a lil introduction

helloo!! my name is jen (short for jena <s>[with one ‘n’ lol]</s>) and welcome to my new studyblr!! ahah here are some simple facts about me

♡ im full korean but raised in canada (but im still fluent in korean, i had to learn it the hard way lol)

♡ im 13 years old, im going to 9th grade this fall!! 

♡ i made a studyblr to have a community that can keep me motivated for the rest of highschool and i wanted to have some type of platform i could keep some of my studying life on so i can look back on when im 80 and the world is ending lol

♡ another reason is that my grades are pretty good overall but i get low percentages so i want to be more confident in my grades and such.

♡ during my free time, i like to play video games and watch anime hehe(◕ᴗ◕✿). my favourite video game is persona 5 and my favourite anime is charlotte!!

♡ my favourite subject would have to be math and science (for now lets see how grade 9 is going to change that lool

♡ my biggest inspiration for a studyblr would be @studyquill and @studyign because they were the first people i found on youtube about studying maybe about half a year ago from now? i didnt know about the tumblr community but i found out about the studying community on youtube lol

 yea that should be it for now! im not very fond of talking about myself so this is kind of weird lolol

please dont hesitate to talk to me, give me feedback, advice etc. i believe the best way to live is to be open about anything new! well, thank you for reading my little introduction and ill try to post whenever i can!!

hehe jen ouuuuuttttt✲゚。.(✿╹◡╹)ノ☆.。₀:*゚✲゚*:₀。

anonymous asked:

This is a weird question but would you unstan bts if they did something homophobic ??

lol i left this sit here for like a good week or something cause i didnt know what to answer….and as shitty as it sounds it depends on what kind of homophobic it would be - like if they ‘no homo bro’ or something i still can get that on some level. But if they were really homophobic like actively thinking that it’s wrong or whatever they can go fuck themselves i dont need that shit in my life…………..good thing the b in lgbt stands for bts

Originally posted by jayfatuasian


i imagine the meow would wear more dresses in the company of her Sir… despite my obsession with wearing large shirts and no pants.

he was born in the 1800s .. so i dont imagine him really much getting accustomed to women wearing anything but dresses lol. the maid outfit is just for someone’s weird maid kink..

anonymous asked:


LOL I KNEW YOU GUYS HAD WEIRD KINKS! I was thinking about it when I was writing like “someone’s definitely gonna get turned on by this or smth” haha. Thanks for reading anonie!

k-supernova  asked:

Hi about your coming home survey. I totally agree! I think that everyone needs as much love as they can get and they all have such close relationships that it wouldn’t change anything. I’m really looking forward to any stucky stuff you write in coming home!!

yay good! Im thinking a stucky scene sort of right off the bat once they get Tony home? Plus you’re right, they are all so close, and it is a poly family, so with Tony not being as involved as he usually is, they would turn to each other MORE than usual, maybe

I just didnt want to weird anyone out with the focus of teh fic being on Tonys healing, but then we have like, random smutty smuttness happening over there in the corner lol 

henlo im confused on what i can name my sexuality and its been drillin at my brain for a while

like k ive confessed crushes to a few girls in high school and im kinda attracted to them???

but that being said you couldn’t pay me to sleep with a girl 

like i struggle with ever finding myself falling in love with a guy but im down for sleeping with guys??? 

like what tier bi is this smh im so lost

anonymous asked:

who are some mutuals you wish you were closer to?

ohh this is so hard bc i would enjoy being friends with/talking to all of my mutuals lol and im lucky that i do talk to quite a few of my mutuals. also, there are a few mutuals i consider ‘friends’ just from repeated tag games that i wont list, but i suppose thats different for everyone so this list may be weird/inaccurate? 

idk sjdksfkj okay ill stop babbling. basically, if you’re a mutual of mine consider yourself on this list. but for now, for the ones that come to mind:

@sunkissedjae @b-estie @jaebinn @spookysnuper @kyungiil @darlingdokyeom @sihyn @4joshua @97xh

honestly there are so many more but i didnt want to be weird about it lmao. anon if you happen to be a mutual of mine & were looking for your url, come talk to me either way! i try to be as friendly as possible :^)

anonymous asked:

Hi Sarah! Sorry if this question a lil bit weird. Well, you've written about a threesome between Stannis/Sansa/Oberyn and I just curious if you ever had any idea crossed your mind about a threesome between Stannis/Sansa/Petyr? Do you think its even possible? sorry to bother you with this weirdo question lol, you dont have to answer if you didnt want to. Thank you.

Hey Nonny!

Not to worry, I love questions!

Hmm, a Stannis/Sansa/Petyr threesome would be tricky to write. (Not that Stannis/Sansa/Oberyn was easy!) Any threesome involving Stannis is tricky. So no… I can’t say I’ve had any real ideas about a Stannis/Sansa/Petyr story. If I were to try it, it would probably end up being either a) incredibly dark, or b) utter crack. Hahaha.

Thanks again for sending a message! <3

So ah hmm. So I started listening to one of my Disney soundtrack playlists at work and I feel as though I have made a terrible mistake.

But I also feel that withholding such a scene would be doing others a severe disservice, so I present to you an imagine that can only be made up by somebody who is awake at 3am and ready to go home:

Megatron is making his rounds on the Lost Light, fresh from his trial on Cybertron and ready to take the helm as the new (co)captain with absolutely no luck whatsoever. No matter how hard he tries to get the crew in line they insist on acting like a classroom of Middle-schoolers on a Friday before a week long holiday.

Against his better judgement, he asks Rodimus for help and for a moment Rodimus seems to have about as much luck as he did, so Megatron starts to leave in the hopes that getting Magnus will bring this madhouse to order.

Then he hears something that strangely sends a cold chill down his spinal strut:

Step in time! Step in time! C'mon mateys STEP IN TIME!”

strawberrygalpal  asked:

Hi! First of all, I would like to tell you that your blog is probably the greatest thing in the world and its entirety. Second of all (I know this may sound a tad bit weird lol), but can you do all of the hosts reacting to their S/O having really cold hands? Thanks so much!

WHUUUZZZ WHAT DO U MEAN GREatEST THING //blushes intensely //runs away// 

but lolz, my crush during my 4 years in high school, had sweaty and cold hands but but omygahhh i seriously didnt mind when we held hands 

Tamaki: Doesn’t mention it at all when he holds your hands, and just goes about life, with his talking and you listening. And when you bring it up, he just smiles and says “I don’t mind at all, because it’s you.”

Kyoya: Raises an eyebrow when you two hold hands, but doesn’t make a peep. He couldn’t care less about the whole thing. And when you mention your hands, he doesn’t respond, only holds your hand even tighter.

Kaoru: Asks why you have cold hands and if they’re hurting you in some way. He gets worried, because maybe it’s a symptom of some sort, and when you shrug him off saying that’s just how your hands are, he smiles and holds hands with you still.

Hikaru: Immediately asks why the hell are your hands so cold like that, and your response is a bit snappy as well, it wasn’t your fault anyway, so he shuts up and puts your hand in his coat pocket, intertwined with his. 

Mori: Really doesn’t mind. And is probably too occupied thinking of the fact that you two were holding hands, to even register in his mind that you had cold hands. So when you bring it up, his face goes blank. “Ah.?”

Hani: Is, as usual, the chirpy bunny. He makes a whole monologue out of being the knight who warms up the ice princess in no time, and it makes you blush so badly, but even more so when he suddenly decides to kiss the back of your hand.

Haruhi: Goes on and on about possible remedies, about her dad’s hand-warmers ((if that’s a thing)), and lectures you on how to take care of your hands from now on. “When you go home after a sweaty day, you never wash your hands immediately, okay? Because…”

OKAY SO MAYBE I HAD THIS NOTION ALL WRONG? HAHAHAHA that maybe you had asked if it was a winter day, and their S/O had cold hands..? IDK IDK :(( but this is how it goes in my country, so I apologize! you can send me an ask if I did it wrong TT^TT

mickey-1017  asked:

Psstt XharukiSenpai Can you draw SpringTrap x LongHaired Mangle please?;v; That would be amazing! Also,which ship do you like the most?I wanted to draw it for you;v; And I LOOOVE your arts;w; Stay awesome and have a good day/night Hope you answer ;v;

did a quick doodle of them to practice 8′>

sorry if it looks weird i didnt draw much recently cuz i injured my hand :(

i ship bonnie x foxy & foxy x mangle (cant pick one LOL)

anonymous asked:

My theory - harry and Camilla from 5H got the same kind of treatment Separation, 'he/she thinks theyre better than the others', he/she really is better than the others' because they have 'star quality' etc. The difference is that H didnt fall for it and I think the reason is that his relationship with Louis has kept him grounded in a way few teens would have managed in his circs. Maybe thats another reason Louis & larry are so hated by Syco and Sony if that cost them a malleable solo H Styles.

I absolutely agree with you.  In general, I’ve never seen a band like One Direction.  ALL of the members are so incredibly grounded and kind and polite. It’s…weird lol.  I think they’ve all kept each other pretty grounded an I think it’s definitely a testament to how they were all raised.  It honestly amazes me sometimes.  And I do think that Louis definitely had that extra special influence as well.  

What would you say Stefan’s main focus is right now?
In a weird way, his main focus is Caroline. That’s sort of been his M.O. lately. She’s sort of a huge part of his life now as a friend. Stefan and Elena were so inseparable, bonded, etc., and Caroline and Stefan are now sort of the duo. Everything he does revolves around Caroline at this point.
—  Paul Wesley [x]
little mix fan event stockholm - highlights

well my personal highlights…… i was having a breakdown most of the time so i cant really give a proper summary of events lol

  • there was a signing first i got to give jesy and leigh anne my drawings!! we were so unprepared for the signing but im glad i brought something, jade and perrie were at each ends of the table so i kinda passed them too quickly and didnt really have time to stop but i hope they still know i love them too and i was freaking out so much i cant remember a single thing from the signing part tbh
  • then there was a short interview with them where they were asked what they like about sweden (”meatballs”), what their album would be like (i think they said smth like “weird, fun, pop”), then they were asked to pronounce the words “köttbullar” (meatballs lol) and “vi älskar er” (we love you) and on the last one leigh anne tried so hard but she was so confused cause the crowd was all screaming VI ÄLSKAR ER at them to get them to say it and she was like “Vilsk.. err??” her face was SO CUTE

  • they were asked to sign this huge poster of the black magic cover that was the backdrop on stage and jesy started writing/drawing stuff on her own face on the poster and then they all started drawing on each other’s and perrie was like “NOT MY TEETH” but they all drew glasses or mustaches or black teeth on each other and were so satisfied with themselves lmao

  • someone yelled “JADE WHY ARE YOU SO BEAUTIFUL” and she went “i don’t know!”

  • i was #15 in line and we got the BEST SPOTS first row, holding on to the railing, i had serious eye contact with all the girls at different times because they all looked at the first few rows and smiled and waved at us and stuff

  • of course they did the thing where they asked us to sing wings before they performed it and it was so beautiful tbh i love that part

  • most special thing for me was during jesy’s solo in little me when she saw me crying in the first row and she looked straight at me and pointed and sang AT me like i seriously remember it like that like thinking “oh my god she is singing to me” it was insane she was like at the other side of the stage from me as well and later in the same song leigh looked right at me too when she was in front of us and ohh my god….. also leighadekiss got amazing eye contact with perrie (she describes it as “it’s like we were on a date” lmao) AND jade pointed right at her after she blew her a kiss….. all of these times we just turned to each other and CRIED our eyes out

  • they did the how ya doin ACAPELLA it was AMAZING i cant believe i got to see that live that is literally?? all ive ever wanted?????they were all on POINT i cant believe their harmonies are real but IVE HEARD THEM! IVE SEEN THEM WITH MY OWN TWO EYES

  • they did the extended intro to black magic and we were all dying by that point i seriously felt like throwing up from emotion and it was SO GOOD they were SO GOOD

  • when we left i just felt?? complete??? like there was nothing disappointing about this event AT ALL it was more than we expected we got AMAZING spots and we got to give them our art and they LOOKED at us and little mix are real and i’ve met them and seen them perform and i’m crying again now

jooby-clooby  asked:

Sorry if you don't want to answer this, and it's pretty weird but I want to get it out. I see a lot of people turn to you with questions about sexuality so... I think I might be bi. But... And here's the weird part, I don't want to be. Am I just strange? Or what? What should I do? Thanks!

Thats actually perfectly natural and heres why

Compulsory heterosexuality is a sad norm still. It’s always in media and by some parents, and just generally expected that you will grow up, fall in love with the man or woman of your dreams, get married and have kids and live happily ever after. It might feel odd if you begin to look at others of the same gender and be attracted to them if all you’ve been told is the ‘haha yeah you’ll get a boyfriend/girlfriend!’

I myself actually felt very similar when I was younger! I was always attracted to well, nearly everyone aesthetically (though it wouldnt be for sometime that I actually KNEW it was only aesthetically and not actual attraction attraction you know? So at some point I would look at girls and basically (and quite cringe worthy) go ‘ohh shes so pretty…no homo tho lol’ ( I was young and didnt know as much as I do now lol)

But as I got older, the more I became like ‘oh yeah theyre pretty, im not going to lie’ and the more I found out more about it and that it ISNT something weird or if I’m some sort of rare entity, It happens all the time, there are BILLIONS of people who fill the same. It’s just that heteronormativity has made it so we’re SCARED to be anything other then straight. (And I sure dropped kick THAT right to the curb ohh boy)

If you believe that you might not be straight, then thats just FINE. So what if you also happen to like others of your same gender? It’s none of their business who you like and are attracted to, that is YOUR business.

What I’m saying is that you might be a bit scared to consider other Options other than being straight and thats perfectly natural! Because for so long it was thought as WEIRD and UNNATURAL, But it ISN’T. You’re just fine, okay? Be sure to do what feels RIGHT and COMFORTABLE for you okay?