it would be nice to be legit

softboyurie  asked:

okok lemme add more then so dal has a decent sized cock (6.5 inches when hard) but like the fleshlight is xl so it makes his cock look smaller and holy fuck the chat messages from bren "look at you, can't even keep that pathetic cock inside it" , "get on your knees and suck me instead of trying to put your cock to use" and humiliation is like dals biggest kink so he waits for permission from brendon in the chat to cum (also pls expand abt bren wanting to meet dal and do a camshow w him)

ohH ok so after brendon has been paying and sending a lot for while and like proves hes a legit dude they start talking privately and they rly hit it off! n after a while of getting to know each other brendon brings up that he would Love to do a camshow w dallon… brendon would be dom to subby lil dal and his viewers would go wild seeing him get fucked and he knows that and the idea sounds pretty fuckin Nice to dallon so hes like ya lets do it. (ok so i keep imagining brendon standing w the upper half of his torso out of frame and dallon sucking his cock and he makes that face where he opens his mouth and looks up and pulls his hair except its brendon pulling his hair and hes looking up at brendons face w his cock just outside his mouth… but then he’d have to show his face on camera n idk if thats like *against his code*)

anonymous asked:

What do you think about an “i picked up your bag at the airport but i can’t find your number so i’m about to embark on the largest scavenger hunt of all time by using your strange belongings to track you down” au with charmer or nurseydex or zimbits or something??

Well, I don’t know if you expected three mini fics, and I didn’t fully follow the prompt, but here we are.

1. Charmer

Look, Chris knew it was dumb. He knew that everyone on earth had a plain black suitcase, he knew he should have double-checked the luggage tag, he knew it was important to be sure abut these things. But knowing what he should have done couldn’t help him when he finally got his suitcase home and opened it up to find mostly yoga pants and sundresses. 


He zipped the bag back up and flipped open the luggage tag. It was cute, pink with some metallic lettering saying “I’m outta here!” in a handwritten font. Chris blamed jetlag and the redeye flight for making him miss the fact that it wasn’t his Sharks tag. He blamed the bag’s owner for not filling out any of the information on the tag.


Well, sorry random girl, he thought. He opened the suitcase up again to try to see if he could find anything that would give him a clue as to who the suitcase owner was. He moved a makeup bag aside, and hit gold immediately. Well, Samwell red. A Women’s Volleyball tshirt– mystery suitcase girl had to be on the volleyball team.

“Hey Ransom!” he yelled. “You’re facebook friends with all the volleyball team right?”

“He’s friends with everyone on campus!” Holster yelled back.

“Ask their captain if anyone flew in from the Bay Area and lost their luggage!”


“Is Justin here? My captain said he’s got my suitcase.” Chris overheard her at the door. He grabbed the bag and started hauling it downstairs. As he set it down at the bottom and caught sight of the girl in the doorway, he froze. She was pretty. Like, really pretty. 

“Um, hi,” he said.

“So you’re Justin? Oh my god, I’m so glad it wasn’t some total rando who got my bag.” 

“I’m actually Chris, Justin was just the one who was friends with your captain. Um, I’m sorry, but I kind of had to look through your stuff? Your luggage tag wasn’t filled out.” The girl laughed.

“Yours wasn’t either! Me and my teammates were like one minute away from googling the record holder for most San Jose Sharks merch, but it totally makes sense that you’re on the hockey team.” 

“Since we both forgot to write our numbers down, maybe we should do that now?” Chris suggested. The girl grinned, grabbed his phone out of his hand, and opened up a new contact. She punched in a number, and when she handed it back he saw a text of several random emojis addressed to the new contact of “Caitlin Farmer” with a girl farmer emoji and a volleyball emoji.

“Text me sometime, and maybe we can get dinner?” she said, and she was gone with her suitcase. 

Chris collapsed on the couch, a dreamy look in his eyes.

“Chowder? You get your suitcase back?” Bitty called out from the kitchen.

“Yeah! and I think I’m in love now!”

2. Nurseydex

“Cheryl, I’m telling you, I had a ton of inspiration on the plane and I wrote some great stuff for act three. No. No, it wasn’t just me thinking it’s great because I popped some melatonin and got really sleepy. It’s like, legit. Yeah, I’ll send it over as soon as I get home and–”

Derek slammed into something. If he’d been holding his phone in his hand (bluetooth is a blessing when you drop stuff easily) it would have launched across the airport. As it was, his post-flight latte was soaking through the nice white shirt of the handsome stranger in front of him.

“Shit,” the stranger said, looking down to survey the damage.

“Oh my god, I’m so sorry, I shouldn’t have trusted myself to make a phone call and not be clumsy after such a long flight,” Derek said. He set his briefcase down and pulled a wad of napkins out of the outside pocket. The guy took a deep breath, going from murderous to calm in a few seconds. 

“I wasn’t looking where I was going either, it’s not your fault,” the guy said, setting down his own briefcase and accepting the napkins. He blotted at his shirt.

“Let me pay for the dry cleaning. Or a replacement,” Derek offered. The man shook his head.

“It’s fine, it probably needed to go to the cleaners anyways.” He checked his watch. “If I run, I can probably get a new one before my meeting.” He wadded the napkins into one big ball, picked up his briefcase, and walked towards the exit with a terse nod. Derek, feeling terrible about the whole thing, picked up his own briefcase and walked to baggage claim.

By the time he was reunited with his home office, a cozy bookshelf-lined room in his brownstone, he had almost forgotten about the coffee incident. He was focused on sending the manuscript to Cheryl. Unfortunately, that was going to be difficult, considering he pulled a PC laptop out of the bag instead of his Mac.

Derek stared at the computer for a full minute. He almost couldn’t believe that this was happening to him. Hesitantly, he opened the laptop. On one side of the keyboard there was a weird thing that a few seconds of phone googling told him was a fingerprint scanner. Shit. He hit the space bar experimentally. Something flashed on the screen, and then was replaced with just a plain black screen with red text: ACCESS DENIED

Derek swore. He started to look through the rest of what was in the briefcase, but was disappointed to find it empty except for the laptop’s charger, three packs of gum, and receipts from a lobster shack in Maine. Shit. Nothing in here would tell him anything about the redhead he’d launched a latte at. 

He closed the laptop dejectedly, ignored his editor’s text messages, and went into the kitchen to make himself lunch and feel sorry for himself. This was the universe punishing him for covering a cute guy with coffee. If he had just kept his focus and waited to call his editor later, he could have sent the draft along and saved it and not be desperately trying to remember his inspiration.

Just as the self-pity spiral was really taking off, the doorbell rang. Derek sighed, put down his tea, and walked to the door. When he opened it, it wasn’t Girl Scouts or Jehovah’s Witnesses, but the guy from the airport.

“Cancel whatever you’re doing today, I need to teach you the most basic principles of digital security,” the guy said, pushing past Derek into the dining room. He shoved a stack of papers onto a chair and pulled Derek’s laptop out.

“I’m Will, by the way, I make software that’s hopefully a step ahead of viruses.”

“Is the draft still there?”

“The draft of what?” The guy looked confused.

“My third act breakthrough. I’m a novelist, I need to get it to my editor and I couldn’t remember if I saved it,” Derek explained.

“You know you can set up an auto-save every five minutes or so, right?” Will asked.

“This might be surprising to you, but I’ve never had a cute guy storm into my house and yell at me about computers before.” Will looked up from Derek’s computer, blushing.

“I haven’t had a cute guy dump a gallon of coffee all over me and steal my laptop before, either, but here we are.”

“Maybe you can yell about computers over lunch with me?”

3. Zimbits

Button downs. Tank tops. Slacks. Shorts. Three rolling pins. A pie tin. A half-emptied multipack of sharpies.

No lucky puck. No clothes in his size. No jerseys.

Jack sighed. It would just be too much to ask for anything to go well today. He picked up his phone to call someone with the Falconers, in the hope that they could talk to the airline and sort all this out. At the same time, his phone lit up with Tater’s face.

“Zimmboni! Look on twitter. Small internet baker has your suitcase!” Tater hung up before he could reply, so Jack just opened twitter instead. 

omgcheckplease: A bunch of pucks, some dirty jerseys, and a history textbook. Either I’m back in college or this isn’t my suitcase.

omgcheckplease: .@falcsofficial please tell your #1 player to DM me and come get his shit

omgcheckplease: and @falcsofficial tell him to give me my shit back. my hockey days are in the past, I need rolling pins, not a mouthguard

Jack smiled and laughed in the way a person laughs when they’re alone, just blowing more air than normal out of his nose. He looked through the twitter for a minute– the guy, Eric Bittle, was a Providence-based chef, whose latest tweets were mostly greetings to the various cities he’d been visiting on tour. Jack clicked the media tab on the account, and looked through the pictures. Bittle was cute. He wrote a reply.

zimmboni: .@omgcheckplease how do I send u a DM

omgcheckplease: .@zimmboni you don’t deserve to be verified, oh my god #verifybittle2k17

A few seconds later another notification popped up, and he tapped it to be brought to a DM window.

omgcheckplease: hey! sorry about the mixup. I can only imagine how confused you were to find all my book tour stuff.

zimmboni: Probably as confused as you were finding hockey stuff?

omgcheckplease: I wasn’t joking in my tweets, I did play hockey before I got into the whole cookbook/food show thing

zimmboni: Exactly, I did a book tour last year in the off-season :-)

omgcheckplease: oh my gosh, isn’t it the best and the worst?

zimmboni: I know. It’s great to meet people and talk about your work, but it’s exhausting.

omgcheckplease: that’s why I’m so excited to be back in Providence! at least until the next cookbook.

zimmboni: Well we should probably meet up to trade suitcases. Want to meet somewhere for dinner?

omgcheckplease: don’t trust me to learn where your house is?

zimmboni: I mean, if dinner goes well enough…

omgcheckplease: OH. okay, then, Mr. Zimmermann, it’s a date.

Jack smiled to himself, and got ready for his date.

Jeff Atkins Imagine #1

Yay im adding 13rw to my list of imagine… things anyways

I hope this is good because I legit love jeff but tony is my fav… and HE DESERVED BETTER and this takes place before Hannah and Jeff…. *cries*


Originally posted by cynicalsunset

    Most of the time, you were the one in the relationship to get extremely mad. Sometimes your boyfriend Jeff was too nice for you, too calm for everything and that made you angry sometimes. Especially when you wanted him to yell and let his true feelings out. You could see veins throbbing in his muscular body when you two fought and it made you worried that one day he would explode. You wanted Jeff to get mad at you because it worried you if he didn’t.

And one day you had enough. You two (more like just you) had been fighting over the fact that Jeff seemed to be spending more time with Clay and his other friends more than he had been with you, and all Jeff could do was sigh and tell you he was sorry. 

“Y/N, baby I’m sorry. Clay’s been hanging out with Hannah and I know he likes her and I just want him to be happy. He hasn’t liked someone this much since kinder.” Jeff said as he watched you pace in the library, where Clay had just left from after helping him with his paper. 

There he was, giving valid excuses. Excuses that you actually thought were cute and didn’t want to stop, but you were so angry that he just didn’t tell you off. You would have liked it better. You hated that you were the bad guy in the relationship. 

“Come on, baby.” Jeff said, getting up from his seat and wrapping his arms around you from behind. He rested his chin on your shoulder as you stared ahead. “I’m sorry. I’ll take you to the movies tonight if you want? I’ll skip one practice just for you. The new Ouija movie came out yesterday and I know you want to see it.” 

You felt the heat bubble under your skin as you thought of his kindness, and when you didn’t answer Jeff placed a kiss on your temple. “You know I would spend more time with you if I could, Y/N. Please…”

“Jeff, stop!” You said sharply, pulling away. He looked at you while his jaw tightened. You could tell he was angry that you were still angry. You knew he hated that he was being honest and you were still being a bitch, and you hated yourself for walking away too. 

You ran out of the library, running at the back of Clay’s retreating backside, calling out his name. “Clay, wait up!” 

Clay turned around with his eyebrows furrowed, his mouth open slightly. “Hey, Y/N… weren’t you just fighting with Jeff?” 

“Jensen when you witness someone get into a fight you don’t ask questions three seconds later.” You sighed, before laughing at his expression. 

“Right.” He said, nodding and then continuing to walk. You walked with him, only glancing back slightly to see that Jeff was standing at the door of the library with his arms crossed. 

You turned away quickly. “You want to go to Rosie’s with me? My treat.” You asked Clay, fixing your shirt. 

“Uh, well,” Clay looked back as well but you stayed looking ahead. “I have work at seven so…” 

“It doesn’t take that long to eat a meal, Jensen. Come on.” You hooked your elbow with his and put on a fake smile, beginning to tease him about Hannah, who just so happened to be one of your new friends. 


It had been a few days since your fight with Jeff, and since then you had been ignoring him to your greatest extent. You wanted him to confront you, to tell you you were being a bitch, which three people had told you so far. You wanted Jeff to act normal. But yet despite the severe case of bitchiness you were showing him, Jeff still went out of his way to send you goodnight, goodmorning, and just in general cute texts. He kept apologizing, but that’s not what you wanted. You wanted him to be a human and get angry and yell, sometimes his perfect collect and physique got you. Sometimes it made you feel insecure because you weren’t like Jeff and you felt like you didn’t deserve him. Jeff deserved better

But on this particular day, after three consecutive days that you had been ignoring Jeff, you guessed it got too much for him. It was after a baseball game, and the minute that the game had ended and Jeff had won the game for the team you shot out of your seat like the rest of the crowd, yelling loudly. 

You threw your half eaten hot dog to the ground and ran off of the bleachers as the baseball team was walking to the locker rooms. Bryce Walker, a friend of Jeff’s, was walking right in front of your smiling boyfriend, both of them covered in red dirt and giving high fives away like candy. 

“Bryce!” You yelled out, catching the attention of both men. This was your last try at getting Jeff mad. At giving him a chance to explode on you. At being a little less perfect. 

“Y/N?” Bryce said with a little confusion and a lot of excitement. He held out his arms hesitantly and you shrugged before giving him a giant hug, laughing loudly. 

“Good game, Bryce! You did good out there.” Your eyes went wide when his hands lingered too low on your waist, instantly pushing him a little with laughter. “Any plans for celebration? I’ve got weed.” 

Bryce raised his eyebrows and grinned, twisting his bat in his hands. “Wow, didn’t know you smoked, Y/N! Well me and the guys are getting together for a little fun stuff. The hot tub will definitely be put to good use. Any chance you wanna share the stuff?” 

You could see Jeff out of the corner of your eye, his neck and temple throbbing with veins. He was getting angry. You still ignored him. 

“Hell yeah, I’ve got a new two piece I have to show off.” You winked cheekily and Bryce coughed loudly. 

“Of course your boyfriend would be coming too.” He said while glancing at Jeff. 


It all happened in a flash, one second you were walking next to Bryce and the next there was the clatter of a bat and you were swept off of your feet and thrown over someone’s back. It was Jeff and he was completely ditching his route to the locker rooms and was carrying you the direction of the parking lot, which was slowly clearing out. 

“We still on?” Bryce called out. 

You nodded while struggling in Jeff’s tight grip. Jesus, you had a good view of his ass and muscular arms. “Fuck,” You cursed. “Jeff, ease up a bit on the grip, I bruise easily.” 

Jeff said nothing but obliged to your request, his breathing hard and fast. Honestly, you were scared a little bit. You knew this is what you had wanted, but you didn’t exactly know what was in store for you. Was he going to break up with you? Murder you and throw your body in a ditch. Angry Jeff was unpredictable because he hardly ever existed. 

When you two arrived at his car he set you down a little roughly, throwing his baseball cap off of his head and running his fingers through his hair. “What did I do?” He asked softly despite his rough demeanor. 

You thought you had heard wrong. “What?” 

“WHAT DID I DO?” Jeff yelled loudly, his face going red. “WHAT DID I DO TO MAKE YOU SO COLD TOWARDS ME! I LOVE YOU, BUT Lately you’ve been acting like such a- such a- BITCH!” 

Part of you was relieved that he had called you that, but not when the guilt suddenly ate his features. “NO- no, Jeff! It wasn’t you oh MY GOD! It was me, Jeff, I was a bitch, I am a bitch don’t apologize.” 

“No, you’re not oh my God, I’m so-” 

“JEFF! Please don’t apologize! Do something! Call me names, yell at me, look at this point I don’t care! Punch me, let out your anger, Jeff! God, I hate seeing you like this, angry but you don’t do anything.” 

Jeff was confused, his chest heaving. “Baby, you know i hate being angry. It makes me feel like a bad person.” 

You let out a huge breath of air as you turned around in a circle, tugging at the roots of your hair. “Jeff,God, Jeff does that mean I’m a bad person? Jeff, you’re human it’s okay to be mad and it’s okay to yell every once in a while. Do you know how it makes me feel when you can do everything with so much kindness and positivity? It makes me feel insecure because I’m not as pure as you and I’m a big bitch. God, I love you, Jeff, but please just get angry at me. It is my fault.” 

Jeff stood there for a second, staring at you and processing your words. His eyes gazed over your face and you shifted uncomfortably after a second. Then, without warning he surged forward and kissed you sweetly and despite his sweaty hands and body he tasted like mint. 

When he pulled back he smiled and shook his head. “You ignored me for three whole days because you were angry that I never get angry? That’s kind of ridiculous, babe. Listen, I do these things, I put up with you even when you’re irrational because I know you feel bad when you do it. I know that it doesn’t matter how long it takes you always apologize. Let me guess this way your last attempt?” 

You grumbled slightly because Jeff was grinning down at you now, his hands on your shoulders as his fingers squeezed you lightly. “Yes.” 

“Baby, in so many ways it makes you better than me, because I bottle those emotions up. One day I told my mom off because I was angry at Zach and I didn’t do anything about it. He doesn’t know that breaking my lucky bat was wrong because he thought I was okay with it, because I didn’t get angry. Please, Y/N, don’t feel insecure with me. We’re both a little rusty on our humanity skills baby.” 

You nodded and Jeff did so too, placing his forehead across yours as he smiled before enveloping your lips in his, his teeth grazing your bottom lip teasingly. “I love you, Jeff.” 

“I love you too, Y/N.” 

“More than anything in the world.” You both said together before kissing once more.

“Now let me tell you how hot you look when you’re yelling, Jeff.” 


Originally posted by sadiaxxstylesxxstiles
Orphan Black Creator Promises More Flashbacks in Final Season
Last season of Orphan Black saw everything coming full circle. Through the heavy use of flashbacks, characters galore were brought back from the dead, including the clone that set Sarah off on her …

Brace yourself for flashbacks Clone Club!

anonymous asked:

Okay I know a lot of people have been obsessed with spanish last names for Lance and that's been....a thing but you know what I haven't seen?? Cuban FIRST names. Tbh I really like name mcclain and I get HYPED!! thinking like what if his name is Leandro and he goes by Lance outside home since SO MANY POC kids (@me) have westernized names for school to make it easier and that's touched upon approx 0 times in media and that kinda rep on a kids show would be AMAZING so yeah. Leandro "Lance" McClain.

OH YEAH FOR SURE I’VE TOTALLY THOUGHT OF THIS TOO!!!! I mean I have the whitest name ever (Ashley…. Legit you cannot get whiter than that) but I know plenty of my friends who’ve had westernized names or their “American name” bc they didn’t want their name to be butchered. BUT I LOVE THIS IDEA. And Leandro is such a nice name too…. 

First Fight With Peter Parker Headcannons

requested: hi!! i really loved your dating peter headcanons jfndjkdks they put such a big smile on my face! i was wondering if i could request some headcanons of peter and the reader getting into their first big fight please?? <3

  • fights with peter are never ever fun
  • because not only does he always end up looking like a kicked puppy but he also gets extremely upset with himself
  • if he’s mad at you,, his eyes wouldn’t be all doe-like they would look like stone
  • his jaw would get all tense
  • his fists would clench so hard that his hands would legit hurt
  • but he wouldn’t be able to focus or feel anything else bc he’s so hurt
  • he’s not very confident with himself :((
  • and he doesn’t want to start a fight with u especially the first one
  • but you’ve been ( in his eyes ) flirting with flash
  • and flash is peter’s bully
  • so peter keeps it to himself and tried to drop little hints that it was pissing him off until one day y’all were doing hw in his room 
  • and you complimented how nice flash’s dad’s car is
  • and peter snapped
  • “if you think flash is so great maybe he should be your boyfriend and not me!”
  • at first you were like;; where the hell did that come from?? and then realized that he was jealous
  • “peter thats not true.”
  • “really? because judging on how much time you spend taking to him and about him, it seems like he would make you a lot happier than i could (y/n.)”
  • and u get annoyed bc does this kid not understand how u only have eyes for him and don’t want a snotty rich bully and u were only talking to him because you were raised to be polite to everyone even if u didn’t like them?????
  • “peter, i. don’t. like. flash.”
  • “yES yOu Do BEcAuSe OtHerwisE yoU wOulDn’T tAlk tO hIM aLL thE tImE”
  • and his face is getting red because he’s so upset and angry
  • eventually voices start to raise
  • and he’s has a little bit of a temper so he starts to pace
  • u start to get fed up w him being sososos stubborn so you leave and tell him to; “call me when you get over yourself”
  • and thats when realization hits him so hard that he is gasping and starts to cry bc he’s realizing that you could leave him whenever you want because you’re so out of his league and he can’t live with out you
  • he’s sooooo mad at himself he stays in his room for four hours and doesn’t eat anything and doesn’t talk to may
  • so she comes in and asks him whats wrong
  • and he tells her
  • and she kind of yells at him for letting jealousy getting in the way
  • and then comforts him
  • and then tells him he needs to apologize sooner rather than later
  • he brings you flowers
  • he sits outside of your window taking deep breaths and he’s so nervous because he doesn’t know if you’re going to let him in or not
  • ofc u do bc he waited for u AND he brought you fLoWeRS
  • when he comes inside you just kind of nod your head for him to start ranting about how sorry he is and he’s stuttering and his eyes ar darting everywhere except for meeting yours
  • to make him stop you grab his wrist and pull him into a hug and he immediately calms down
  • his face is between your jaw and shoulder and he feels like he’s home again
  • “i thought you were going to make me keep going” he says as he squeezes you
  • and y’all spend the night in each others arms ::))))))

Originally posted by dayaholics

Once Larry come out I want any interviewer to show them all the supposed “Larry Kisses” so they can finally reveal which are legit and which aren’t

Originally posted by castiels-little-bastard

I mean


Originally posted by bravery-is-equal



Ok, this one seems pretty legit but I just want to hear them confirming it

Are those doubles? I don’t even know anymore

I dont even know what this one is



Originally posted by trulymadlydeeplyi-am

What is that. WHAT IS THAT.

Plus what really happened in Wellington, that would be nice, thank you very much.

Death Note (2017)

okay, so I just watched the Death Note movie and damn that shit was


so im just going to compile some small notes about how bad and how much they fucked Death Note like fuck man

Please Note: there are going to be elements of spoilers in this list so if you are planning on watching Death Note (2017) be aware (but in all honesty please dont watch it just watch the 2006 Anime Adaptation I beg you, I am doing you a solid)

lets begin

  • ok so first off, this shit is americanised so of course there is a buttload of whitewashing because if you didnt know Death Note is Japanese and set in Japan and the characters are Japanese - please. 
  • Light Yagami is a good boy™ so like how dare you make this shitty bad boy - hes doing other peoples homework please no
  • the Death Note lands right next to him - um no the Death Note lands 10 feet away from Yagami and outside his classroom stop this
  • also it starts raining right after he picks up the Death Note - spoooky
  • white!light finds some bullys who are obviously over school age and so he pulls the child abuse card on them if they were to hit him - he gets decked anyway. 
  • he gets caught with the homework and put into detention and oh no the light went out - creepy factor™ to the max - so spooked 
  • oh yeah, did i mention that this film is rated an 18 
  • so of course theres been swearing and cursing from everyone, even Light - sorry not my Light 
  • best part of the film was white!light shitting himself when he see Ryuk like yes 10/10 A++ content would watch that scene again
  • white!light also slaps himself and i wanted him to do it more 
  • theres more swearing, i mean i had to settle in for a wild ride with fucks and shits throughout this whole film, but like the anime was only a 15 
  • also Willem Dafoe as Ryuks voice was pretty cool, had a nice ring to it but anyway 
  • he goes to kill older bully because Ryuk says he wants to (obviously hes hesitant) but cant 
  • legit words from the film “i dont have a pen” Ryuk pulls out a pen “well its good you have one” im yeLLING
  • he writes older bully guys name down but oh no, Ryuk tells him to write down how so guess what 
  • by this point i was already like #NotMyDeathNote i mean 
  • dad is introduced, but where is mother and sister - ill tell you where - non existant (mum is dead and there was never any sister) 
  • theres still apples tho and Ryuk still loves them 
  • white!light reads the Death Note rules (well he actually skims them but okay) 
  • comes across some scribble and sees a not “dont trust Ryuk”
  • its okay tho because Ryuk comes out and shuts him down with the correct pronunciation like yas bitch you tell him 
  • Ryuk suggests shark attacks on the toilet as a not possible example of death - Ryuk i thought you were better than this 
  • angry scribbling of names - damn white!light is mad 
  • you get one look at Ryuk and damn, my man you ugly im sorry they did you like that
  • okay back at school, watching the team practice and guess what 
  • OH BUT WAIT A GIRL SEES HIM - SHE NOTICES IT AND IS LIKE “oo Death Note whats that” AND HES LIKE “nah its nothing™” 
  • so new girl who im sure is supposed to be Misa Misa says to white!light “lets change the world together” and so these words obviously go straight to white!lights dick because theres sexual tension in the air
  • “can i kiss you?” “youre not suppose to ask” 
  • she just fucken pins him to the wall shes making him her bitch and theyre kissing ugh my eyes hurt 
  • cut back to school and they in class and they looking at each other like they fucked 
  • then theres more kissing like fucking straight white movie romances am i right 
  • theyre finding a name for the God who will rule the new world
  • of course its Kira like what else is it going to be
  • “Kira means light in celtic” and then quickly “also its similar to the word killer in Japanese” like damn bitch i wonder why you quickly said that - oh yeah because Death Note is actUALLY JAPANESE 
  • im so fucjing done with this film 
  • but now the death victims are leaving perfectly written Japanese messages on the walls like this doesnt mAKE UP FOR YOUR SHITTY WHITEWASHING
  • news time: white boy feels special for getting lots of praise and attention for killing bad guys 
  • were suddenly in Japan in a night/strip club 
  • hooded guy is introduced - hes speaks Japanese - finally we are saved by the Japanese guy who I assume is L
  • nope L is not Japanese just speaks it just like in the anime 
  • white!light is suddenly angry as detective dad for getting on the Kira case like damn what is your damage 
  • Watari is here but he is not cute and kind looking like in the anime, i am disappointed 
  • white!lights dad talks to L on the laptop - but wheres the garbled voice???????
  • L is introdu–
  • “rest your glutes” - true words from L. a real line in a real fim 
  • movie!L is just as good and cute as anime!L 
  • nope wait, he actually appears in public himself instead of a decoy - im sorry but i cant have this - not my L
  • he might have had his face covered and hooded but still - not my L 
  • finally found out Misa Misa replacements name 
  • its Mia
  • some cops walked off a building 
  • i kind of stopped taking as many notes by this point i was just not paying attention 
  • “if you fuck this were not the good guys anymore” - what part of killing people, be they bad or not, makes you the good guys? NONE
  • L and Light meeting in a cafe 
  • L becomes a cat and pushes shit off the table 
  • “youre the one who flew into the sun, im just the one to make sure you actually burn” - yooOOOOOOO L rekt u 
  • white!lights dad dares to be killed - Mia thinks about doing it but white!light stops her - she gets dumped 
  • she begs for him back 
  • she pulls out the i love you card 
  • it works because of course it would and theyre kissing again - like fuck no bitch you tried to kill my dad get the fuck out
  • Watari is targeted, his name is written in the book - LEAVE HIM ALONE
  • apparently people can be spared by burning the page with their name on it, what kind of bullshit
  • L is angry, he is so smad 
  • but another fault that L doesnt really get mad, hes actually a cool cucumber im sorry not my L
  • homecoming dance - really 
  • Mia gives white!light his outfit for it and also a hat with a note saying “i have it” 
  • have what idk
  • Ls old kids home is creepy™
  • it was a decoy trick wow
  • oh no Wataris page is missing it cant be burned now, WATARI IS GOING TO DIE 
  • Watari dies before he can give white!light Ls real name HA
  • Take my Breath Away by Berlin plays at the dance - beautiful 
  • oh damn Mia actally outsmarts and FCUKS white!light - she wrote his name in the Death Note 
  • nope wait shes going to burn the page to bring him back fucking
  • she still fucked him over tho
  • L is still smad, but now hes got a gun and hes stolen a cop car 
  • theres a mangled L theme going on i swear
  • smashes through a “drive slow, drive safe” sign - good one L 
  • L finds white!light and chases him on foot
  • now white!light has the gun
  • news flash: white boy is having regrets but white girl is living it 
  • its sad™
  • theyre on a ferris wheel and then it collapses spontaneously 
  • oh no white boy is having major regret about everything what a shame 
  • bye Mia, bye white!light 
  • oop Mia is dead 
  • L is okay 
  • white!light is in the water 
  • some random sees the washed up Death Note and picks it up 
  • white!light is in hospital - the random returns the Death Note to him
  •  memories of dead girlfriend™
  • father just now realised that his son is Kira
  • L is still smad but now he had good hard evidence and proof of Kira
  • Ryuk is laughing and says that humans are interesting 
  • and then get this 
  • but its okay because there are “funny bloopers” in the end credits 
  • more mangled L theme
  • im now watching the original 2006 anime and all is well 
  • Death Note 2017 whats that? 
[requested] monsta x as brothers


  • protective older brother
  • kids at school don’t mess with you because of him
  • an ideal big brother
  • helps you with your homework
  • invites you to go places with him
  • doesn’t like leaving you alone
  • hates all of your boyfriends/girlfriends 
  • and they’re all terrified of him
  • but he’s really just a squishy big brother

Originally posted by shownuz


  • annoying little brother
  • always bothering you and your friends
  • goes through your stuff
  • knocks on your door and makes you answer it just to say hi and walks away
  • never cleans up after himself
  • tv hog
  • loves you a lot and honestly wouldn’t know what to do without you around
  • but will never admit

Originally posted by monsta-x-trespass-my-heart


  • lazy older brother
  • literally you see him once a day
  • does he even go to school
  • wakes up at 7 pm for dinner
  • then goes back to sleep
  • somehow has straight a’s
  • always has minhyuk come over for god knows what
  • actually wants to get closer to you and be a better big brother
  • just doesn’t know how

Originally posted by fy-hyungwonho


  • greasy older brother
  • always has an annoying girlfriend over
  • acts hard as a front in front of others
  • but is actually a sweetheart
  • cries during the lion king every time
  • obsessed with the gym
  • spends an hour in the bathroom every morning before school
  • borrows your hair products
  • protective
  • flexes his muscles at the dinner table when your boyfriend/girlfriend is over to intimidate them 

Originally posted by kihqun


  • smart little brother
  • literally a genius
  • helps you with homework [for a price]
  • knows all of your secrets
  • blackmails you with them into doing what he wants
  • your parent’s favorite 
  • argues with you over the most trivial stuff
  • literally you’re tom and jerry 
  • you give him good advice though
  • and he loves you a lot for that

Originally posted by kihqun


  • obnoxious older brother
  • teases you at every chance he gets
  • always asks you for $5
  • blasts music at 6:30 every morning
  • always getting grounded for getting in trouble at school
  • a constant headache
  • always loses his stuff
  • blames it on you
  • you don’t know it and it would never seem like it
  • but he loves and appreciates you so much 

Originally posted by bap-monstax


  • sweet little brother
  • really nice to you
  • helps you do chores around the house
  • likes spending time and watching movies with you
  • really close since you were both kids
  • loves rapping and music in general
  • working hard to ensure you and your family can live a good life in the future 
  • legit would probably die for you

Originally posted by kihyxnie

She's mine (Grayson)

request: (anon) Can you make an imagine or an au meme where grayson gets jealous because ethan has been really flirty with Y/N , so g and her finish making out ? 


 word count: 713

Originally posted by graysonthealpha

“Come over baby, I miss you.” Grayson said into the phone, it was late at night and h had been complaining for the last 2 hours that he needed me to fall asleep. Despite the mountain of homework I had to get done, he was too cute and needy to say no to. I packed an overnight bag and drove to his apartment. Ethan greeted me at the door pulling me into a hug.

 “Hey, your up I thought it was just be and my crazy boyfriend who would still be awake.” I said, Ethan laughed and sat on the edge of the counter. 

 “I legit just have so much energy and I don’t know what to do with myself.” He replied. “I even baked cookies.” He added. I drew my attention to the mess in the kitchen, there was gooey chocolate and flour everywhere, not to mention a tray of delicious looking cookies. I walked over to them, forgetting that these were the craziest twins and I should never trust them to be nice to me. Suddenly there was something cold and wet in my hair an dribbling down my back. I gasped in shock and turned around to see Ethan with a very wide, mischievous grin on his face. 

“Ethannnnnnn!” I screamed. He had the cracked egg shell in his hands. I grabbed another egg from the tray and Ethan made a run for it. I chased him all over the house until I managed to corner him in his bathroom. 

 “Your shoes are untied.” He commented, I looked down and at the speed of light he managed to get the egg out of my hands and spin me around so I was the one cornered. He towered over me with one hand on the wall and one holding the egg over my head. 

 “Noooooo, Ethan please no!” I protested while giggling. 

 “Say you love me more than Grayson or this egg goes alllll over your head.” He demanded. 

 “I LOVE YOU MORE THAN GRAYSON!” I don’t think I have ever said something more quickly. Ethan started laughing and backed off me, that’s when I noticed Grayson standing in the bathroom doorway. He immediately wiped the smile off my face with how sad he looked. Ethan noticed my face and turned around to see Grayson.

“Gray, come on we were just messing around.” He started. Grayson turned around and started walking back to his room. I moved past Ethan and followed him, egg still dripping from my hair. We got into his room and I shit the door behind me. 

“Babe, don’t be upset. Just like always, we were just joking around.” I said, he sat on his bed and I stayed standing, trying not to get egg on his bed. 

“I don’t like it, he is such a flirty person and he doesn’t think. One minute it will be harmless fun and the next he will get caught up and try to hook up with you.” He replied. I sighed, I knew what he meant. I just always hoped that would never happen. I knelt down in front of him and he looked up at me. 

“I would never let that happen.” I didn’t really know what else to say. He gave me a little smile. 

“I know baby but it’s still just makes me so jealous I can’t help it.” He replied, I smirked. 

“You have nothing to be jealous for.” I said before smashing our lips together. Both hands around his neck and he slid his hands down to my ass, rubbing and groping. We continued for a couple minutes before we both started to get frustrated. 

“I want to take this further but I have egg in my hair and it’s starting to drive me crazy.” I giggled to him. He smiled. And placed another long soft kiss on my lips. 

“I get it Grayson, you’re the alpha.” Ethan said as he waked in. We both looked up and smiled. “Just getting my laptop, I’ll leave you two to it.” He gave us an exaggerated wink and left the room. 

“Let’s take this to the shower, kill two birds with one stone.” He smirked at me. I smiled and jumped up and dragged him to the bathroom.

The 5h fandom and their lack of shame.

I’ve always known that the 5h fandom could be petty at times. As someone who was once a harmonizer I’ve came to terms with the fact that we can be pretty petty and immature (I mean you attacked members of 5sos for their self harming past for Christ sakes) at times. But it takes a special kinda of ignorance and petty stupidity to break the law just to make camila look bad.

And by that I mean forging false documents to slander someone’s name. And yes this does fall under slander. You guys wrote up a bogus document to make Camila look bad for your own selfish needs. You can make up whatever excuse you want but this is pretty much breaking the law. Not only that but you guys do a pretty bad job of slandering someone with falsified legal documents that aren’t even legit.

Let’s start from the beginning because this is pretty funny when you think of it

First off I knew this was a fake document the second I saw it because you used her stage name in a supposed “legal document.” If this was true and if she really did submit this for review she’d use her real name. Not he stage name. That’s your first mistake that you guys made when trying to sell this little lie of yours.

Your second mistake opening this with “dear Lauren, Allyson, Dinah and Normani” you wouldn’t open a legal document like that. You’d open with something more official like “to all parties present and accounted for” because guess what? This isn’t something that you would send in the mail.

This is something that you would do in person. To make this legal and legit you need all the present people involved in this…whatever it is to make it nice and legal. You wouldn’t send something this important via snail mail to your band mates. It doesn’t work that way.

Second and this is a pretty big give away Camila’s legal signature for contracts and such wouldn’t be her signature that she uses for AUTOGRAPHS! You dopes! Lol

I mean come on. For real? Are you guys being serious? Do you honestly expect us to believe that Camila first off would use her stage name in a legally binding document? Let alone her signature that she uses to sign autographs for fans?! I knew that you guys were low brow, petty and immature but I didn’t think you were incompetent In your illegal activities lmfao. She’d use her legal signature for these type of documents. Not this forged and fake nonsense that you guys are peddling.

Furthermore if this was legit and legal she’d have her own lawer present along with the other girls and their legal representatives present. That’s basic contract signing 101 to have your legal representatives present! Lol not to mention the format of this so called “legally binding document” is all off and wrong.

Third and this was just lazy on your end guys. You spelled Lauren’s name wrong.

I mean come on. This was the biggest give away with your attempt at slander you guys. The incorrect format and the use of stage names was pretty obvious but forgetting to spell check Lauren’s name kinda makes the lot of you look like incompetent criminals.

I will admit I applaud your cojones and your bravery at violating many legal infractions but if you’re going to go as far as to slander camilas name by breaking the law, then at least learn how to be better petty thugs and criminals and spell check Lauren’s last name before you attempt something as brass as slander and forgery.

I’m not gonna pretend to understand why the 5h fandom does what they do but at the very least you can do is improve your acts of questionable legalities.

Ps: you guys are also aware that pretending to be a lawyer is also against the law right? I guess we can add fraud to your list of deplorable acts right guys?

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

Jason Calls Batman "Dad"
Waiting4Codot (written by the-mistress-morrigan)


Bruce: good job.

Jason: thanks dad

Thugs and riddler: …

Jason: what?

Thug: you just called Batman dad.

Jason: no I said said thanks man.

Bruce: do you see me as a father figure?

Jason: if anything I see you as a BOTHER figure cus you’re always bothering me

Riddler: don’t talk to your father like that

This was fun to record, and it’s been a long week, so it was a nice way to cap it off. I just added a bit at the end, because I think the villains would find a slip up like that to be HILARIOUS. Also, that is a legit Riddler snort. Total accident, but I’m keeping it in there. It can be the little piece of me that I work into these recordings.

my girlfriend and i have been trying to get jobs for the last few months and now that my foot is broken and won’t be able to walk on it for another month getting a job isn’t even an option at the moment

bc of that we’re struggling to provide for ourselves and it’s really tiring and stressful for the both of us so if y'all could send a dollar or something to my girlfriends venmo/paypal (both @linime) it would help so so much

and I can’t stop drawing and i won’t stop drawing and i won’t stop drawing and i won’t stop drawing and i won’t stop drawing and i won’t stop drawing and i won’t stop drawing and i won’t stop drawing and I

anonymous asked:

RFA+Saeran+V react to an MC who is extremely grumpy in the morning. They will kick you if you try to wake them up.

Do you mean… ME, anon? -Green


-first he finds your grumpiness cute 

-but he doesn’t take the warning “if you touch me one more time I will kick your throat” seriously 

-and now he’s running around the house screaming as you chase him 

-you had thrown several pillows and hit him right slap center of his head, you never miss 

-your accuracy is scary and it HURTS 

-after this terrifying incident, Yoosung is a lot more gentle with waking you up. He will wake you up with food or maybe some back scratches 

-tho he will always be terrified whenever your hand reaches for another pillow



-he KNOWS. and he still likes to wake you up at fucking FOUR A.M. 

-he thinks it’s just hilarious because he thinks your all bark and no bite 

-you are ready.. to   f i g h t   your boyfriend 

-the next time he wakes you up with one of those god damn chicken dog toys will be the day he dies 

-which made it all the more worse because you were having an amazing dream and you were in that perfect spot on the bed,, everything was so comfortable that you wanted to never give it up 

-then B A  M 

-he literally lunges and drops his whole weight on you while laughing his ass off 

-oh bo y. u a dead man 

-you don’t even hesitate with throwing this fucker off the bed and slamming him on the floor 

-then you pin yourself on top of him and smack his forehead repeatedly so hard until he swears to never do it again and the 5 things he will do to make it up to you 

-after that, saeyoung lays off. a little. there will always be the pranks. but for the most part, he lets you enjoy your beauty sleep. 

-except you getting out of bed is a whole other story, of course… 


-he would NEVER disrupt your beauty sleep unless it was dire importance

-and we’re talkin like. a whole world war erupting. this man doesn’t fuck around with you.

-the only time he found you grumpy was when you woke up a little early from him being a little too loud getting ready for work 

-you didn’t totally go full fury on him but you were super pissy 

-smacked his ass real hard as he left the house 

-so he got the warning to be a little quieter, but lowkey wants you to do that again 

-kinky shit 


-same kinda scenario with Jumin; she was up early in the morning filling out papers for the coffee shop

-she was playing some music in the background which she meant to keep quiet but there was a particular loud part that even startled her 

-was quick to turn it down and come into the room to check in on u tho

-she was so sweet and apologetic about how she didn’t mean to wake you up that you couldn’t get grumpy 

-you just asked for an “i’m sorry kiss” which she was happy to oblige in 


-he wanted to be all romantic and wake you up with kisses 

-you didn’t really even know what was going on other than Zen was all over you and you were no longer asleep and you wanted to be 

-so you just fukin bit Zen’s lip with all your might before turning around and going back to sleep like nothing happened 

-he didn’t know if he should be turned on or offended????

-he decides to just wait after your awake to kiss you..?


-you both are EXTREMELY grumpy sleepers

-you stole the blankets? AGAIN? FU C KE R????

-you two are constantly fighting in your sleep 

-but you manage to work it out because you two generally wake up at the same time

-so you’ve just learned to leave each other alone for the next 20 minutes after getting up so you don’t end up biting and kicking for no reason 

-saeyoung is constantly amused but so so afraid of you guys in the morning

-you walk around like the dead and you’ll fuckin attack him too if he says a word 

-help him


-again, like Jumin. usually would not wake you up for anything

-but it was getting way late into the day and you hadn’t eaten or been out of the room at all,,,

-so he decides to muster up his courage and wake you up 

-what a…  m i s t a k e 

-he wakes you up by gently stroking your hair 

-while it’s a nice way to wake up….. you still attack him 

-you legit bite this mans hand 

-you BIT HIM



-V is just .. confused? like babe?????? you bit my hand????

-you don’t apologize.

-until you actually wake up and find the bandage on his hand and your like “aw honey! What happened?”

-apologies won’t stop coming out once you find out omg 



I LOVED this episode so much. It was perfect. So I made some screens from some fave moments. Though to be honest, If I could, I’d just cap the whole damn episode, that’s how perfect it was.

Lets get into it!


Okay with that out of the way, another cute detail, FAMILY PICS! ♥

So, Goku and Gohan are at the Chestnuts to recruit them. They asK Krillin first, who is debating it. Then Eighteen chimes in that he should…

CUZ WHY ELSE WOULD YOU TRAIN IN YOUR OWN DANG GYM IF YOU CAN’T REAP THE BENEFITS OF IT?! I am with Eighteen on this one. That looks like a VERY nice Gym too….

HEY, no whispering in Eighteen’s vicinity! I legit laughed at this.

Also, Eighteen’s is looking right through you Goku, sh*t ain’t never subtle with you.

So, the spar between Gohan and Krillin was actually VERY enjoyable to watch. I can understand Gohan’s POV but I do like how Krillin kind of set him straight, and with such an awesome new attack too! That Taiyoken times 100 is AMAZING and so bright too. LOVED how Eighteen has sunglasses and extra’s so Goku could get some. Gohan realizing he still has things to learn was a nice touch plus him kind of apologizing, though Krillin didn’t really make a big deal of it. It was so nice to see them interact like old times again!

This was a very nice K18 scene, IMO. I like how Krillin caught Eighteen kind of off guard when he interrupted her. He reassures her just slightly though and she tries to get it through his head that he should rest instead of going into another Spar with Goku of all people.

And after Krillin once again assured he wants to go through with it, Gohan chimes in, saying that she should understand Krillin’s viewpoint since she herself is a fighter too.

But she quickly rebuffs that and right here,  Eighteen actually lets her emotion slip through while telling him it’s not the same. Her voice is different in the scene above, you can practically HEAR the worry she has for her husband, because she knows his limit, and she knows he knows but he can be stubborn get carried away sometimes. 

I just LOVED Marron throughout this episode. We can deduce her home is so safe and loving. This kid is one bubble of support for her papa and mama, it’s ADORABLE. I also LOVE how Eighteen is adamant in making sure to reassure her daughter time and time again that her daddy is going to be fine, that he won’t lose.  *_*

EIGHTEEN TO THE RESCUE!!!! I LOVED how she intercepted in the KameHameHa stand off when it shows that Krillin is almost at his limit to hold on. It shows us that she DEFINITELY has her husband’s back.

I mean look at how she just kicks Super Saiyan Blue Goku so fiercily! *________*

…get ready for it…


AND LOOK AT THEM ALL READY TO TAKE ON GOKU TOGETHER. They are instantly so in tune with each other,  that even their talking is in perfect sync. .This is very peculiar to me and definitely holds a promise of us seeing some ass-kicking teamwork from these two. Especially now that Eighteen will be training with Krillin, I’m thinking they are gonna come up with some awesome attacks!

This high five was SO CUTE!!!!


All in all, this was a GREAT episode, and it gave us some serious insight into the dynamic between Krillin and Eighteen. We already knew it was there but it’s very nice to see it become even more solidified on the screen. I am so HYPED for whatever strategy and combo attack they may come up with. 

werewolf jungkook

Originally posted by baebsaes

  • heads up idk anything about werewolves except what was mentioned on the hit show scooby doo so please bare with me
  • jeongguk was born a werewolf,,, and his mom was like i am not letting my precious baby ever interact with humans ever,,, and so for the beginning of his life jeongguk was a sheltered little baby
  • also in this au, once werewolves grow older, they can decide what form they stay in, but i repeat, there is no in between phase, i will not tolerate that, he’s human or werewolf, thanks
  • but his werewolf form is cute like it’s basically a steppe wolf, he’s a very dark ashy gray with a slender face but really big eyes and he looks more like a normal wolf than anything, just a lot bigger than most like i said idk much about werewolves…
  • he was the cutest little wolf cub, he would always chase his tail when he was in werewolf form right, and he was like the fastest of all the kids, and he would always try to race everyone else in the pack, just to prove a point
  • he was a wild child, and this worried his mom even more because he wasn’t very good at hiding his werewolf nature like his older brother was
  • like jeongguk was the kid that when they did leave the cool werewolf house (legit like a huge ass cabin their pack bought together where they all live like one big family) he was the kid okay that would howl at all the puppies walking down the street
  • they are nice werewolves okay like there are some evil werewolves down the ways, but this pack is just a bunch of puppies who all love everything, and chasing butterflies and rolling around and chewing sticks
  • also was really prone to scratching everything up when he was a small bean
  • in his family, his mom was the one out and earned money, because he and his dad had no control over their werewolf nature okay
  • like when jeongguk was small and his mom would leave for the day he would get so upset he would just scratch up the door frame with his baby claws and his dad would be like wtf what is my son
  • totally a momma’s boy btw
  • as he grows older he definitely wants to see the human world despite his mom warning him that it’s dangerous, especially for werewolves so young because they can’t really control their emotions
  • but he’s like nah man i got this!!
  • one day when he’s in high school he goes out with some of the other boys from the pack to go be normal teenagers because their whole life they’ve been contained to the cabin and the woods surrounding it, they want to actually see the world
  • they’re all hanging out right, and it’s getting super late and some old creep is like hey there kids, wanna come over my house i have cheap beer
  • jeongguk is like gross wth no plz dont and he goes to leave with his friends but the dude grabs his sleeve and jeongguk can’t control himself his werewolf side just takes over
  • like he could feel his body morphing before he could stop himself and he just attacks the dude with everything he has
  • of course he panics because he just fought some dude in alley (justified of course) but still, he can’t be caught, like anyone will be able to see those marks weren’t from a human
  • all of the boys sprint home in fear of their lives and when they get home jeongguk runs into his mom’s room and breaks into tears, explaining how he couldn’t stop hismelf and how scared the poor baby was
  • after that he vows never to interact with the human world again because he doesn’t want to hurt anyone anymore, and he doesn’t want to face a situation where his werewolf might take over when it’s someone he actually cares for
  • and for a while he does a great job of staying isolated like while his friends go out and party with humans as if there is nothing different about them, jeongguk binge watches scooby doo and the reluctant werewolf (or should i say scoobert doobert)
  • his mom is worried though, like she wants her son to be happy and live a normal life and she knows that he’s not a bad person and that he has the biggest heart, but now he’s permanently scarred and she hates that
  • but alas
  • someone walks into his life
  • literally
  • on full moons, the pack likes to go out and bond or something but jeongguk is not feeling it, like he is having a scooby doo marathon, and he is in his cringey minion onesie like he is living the life
  • but someone knocks on the door suddenly and he’s on edge because who the heck is that nobody in the pack knocks?
  • so he races to open the door
  • and behold
  • it’s you
  • cute, disoriented you
  • your leg is bleeding profusely like there is a huge gash and it looks like you’re limping and he just kinda !! and ushers you inside and helps you over to the couch
  • he runs to get the first aid kit and he drops it on his foot in the process and he lets out a literal howl of pain that scares you because you think it’s a wolf outside or something (little do you know…)
  • but jeongguk races over to you and he kneels down in front of you and he doesn’t ask questions or take the time to realize wow you are a human!!!
  • he cleans your wound with some peroxide i think it is and then gently wraps your leg up
  • “oh my god how did you even get out here??”
  • you shrug through your pain “I was hiking and i kinda tripped and fell, but i saw this place and-”
  • you wince when you try to stand and jeongguk pushes your shoulders down gently so you don’t have to strain yourself
  • and he gives you this shy smile “well you’re not really walking anytime soon, you wanna stay and watch scooby doo with me??”
  • ofc you should be like um wow stranger danger but he’s so cute and he’s wearing a onesie and he’s giving you the puppy eyes and it’s not like you can go anywhere… (disclaimer don’t go off with strangers, even if it’s international playboy jeon jeongguk)
  • okay like five minutes in tho he is like sniffing you low key because you smell like happiness and fresh cotton mixed with honey and you kinda look over at him suspiciously and his eyes go so wide and he hides behind a pillow and literally shouts “YOU SMELL GOOD I’M SORRY”
  • you find it strange, but kinda cute, so you laugh
  • anyway you two spend like three hours binge watching movies and you get to talk to him and you’re like wow you look my age why haven’t i seen you around and he gets all nervous and kinda tenses up like “my mom loves nature”
  • and internally he’s like wow jeongguk that was smoooth way to go man and he’s very proud of himself
  • and you obviously introduce yourself and you talk about school and your job or whatever but you’re more interested about this boy, who’s claimed he’s lived here his entire life but yet you’ve never seen him before…
  • but alas it’s getting late and your leg is feeling somewhat better and you’re like sorry pal ig2g,,, “but i wanna visit again if that’s okay”
  • and jeongguk is faced with the biggest decision of his life does he associate with you, the super cutie of his dreams again, or does he play it safe and shun you because you’re a human??
  • and he’s like lmao yolo “i wanna come visit you if that’s okay”
  • and you kinda !! mysterious okay i like that and so you tell him your favorite coffee shop and ask if he’ll be cool to go on wednesday
  • he walks you home btw just a lil!!
  • wednesday rolls around and jeongguk is a little out of touch to the human world so he gets his bro (witch seokjin and angel hoseok) to help him out with his fashion but he ends up in a flannel and skinny jeans which really screams werewolf if you ask me,,,
  • anyway he sees you and get so excited that he starts bouncing and yapping almost and he’s like wait wait chill,,,
  • but when he sees you he kinda forgets that he’s supposed to be human and he hugs you because excited puppy and he just kinda !!! and you kinda !!!!! as well because he’s hugging you??
  • he has never had real coffee and you’re like wtf are you living under a rock or something??
  • and he gets all red and he like wilts or something and you kinda oh my god no bby here i’ll show you what to get!!
  • he burns his tongue
  • and proceeds to whimper like a kicked puppy or something and you think it’s so cute ahh and you tell him to put sugar on his tongue to help it feel less fiery!!
  • but afterwards you two decide you wanna spend more time together and you two are walking through town, all cute,,, but whenever he sees a dog he gets a lil on edge and you kinda oh alright…?
  • you two becomes bros
  • like hardcore bros
  • except the issue is that jeongguk cannot control his werewolf nature, which means he gets SO possessive over you like the other werewolf boys always make fun of him because he cannot go five seconds without talking about you
  • whenever you two are out in public he has to have his arm around your shoulders and he will glare at anyone who dares look at you
  • he’s also super protective like one time some store attendant was giving you a hard time because they were like um you might wanna try a different size and jeongguk unloaded he had like a ten minute speech about how beautiful and perfect you are and how amazing you are and how he is your number one  fan ever??
  • at first this stuff is like ehh to you but now as time goes on you kinda get a little !!
  • like what young adult wants to play fetch like he calls it catch but it’s a glorified game of fetch
  • and he gets really touchy when he sees werewolf costumes in halloween stores like dramatic eye rolling and grunts of disgust
  • also is always missing on a full moon?? what is this??
  • also legit sometimes howls at things and you’re like wow really subtle,,,
  • you plan to confront him about it but then one day he’s over your house right and you leave the room to go get snacks and you left your laptop up and running and it’s open to how to tell if your boyfriend is a werewolf
  • and jeongguk is like !!! “OH MY GOD THEY KNOW”
  • “wait did they say boyfriend”
  • and he panics because he flashes back to that time he lost all control and he’s so scared that could be you one day and he doesn’t know what to do with his feelings or his fears and he runs for it, legit sprints out the door back home where he runs straight into his moms arms and completely loses it
  • and she strokes his hair and kisses his head and tries to calm meanwhile you’re frantically searching for him but then you see the laptop and you’re like dear god no no no no
  • you don’t even need to think twice about it you start out to go and find him and explain how you don’t care at all and how you love and accept him for who he is
  • but as a werewolf he’s super fast and you get like ten feet and you’re already panting and you’re like great now i’ll never make iT
  • it’s getting later and later, which means it’s getting darker and darker and the woods have never been so terrifying before
  • like is that an owl you hear? are those footsteps? did something just move in those bushes behind you?
  • you consider turning back but you don’t want to lose jeongguk over something so stupid and so you keep pressing on, now only using your phone as a source of light, but your battery wasn’t very full to begin with
  • you’re hair is one edge and there are chills running down your spine because suddenly you can only see a few feet in front of you and the noises keep getting louder and louder and louder
  • jeongguk is at home, playing with the beanie you gave him for your four month friend-versiry and he just senses that something is wrong he can’t really explain it but he can sense you are in danger and he races out the door
  • back to you yah?
  • you’ve stumbled and fallen, and you’ve dropped your phone in such a way that you can’t see the flashlight anymore
  • and there is definitely something near you right now, it sounds like it’s circling you
  • you push yourself into a sitting position, your heart slamming against your chest, your breathing heavy
  • you go to stand up but something suddenly pins you down
  • it’s a wolf, a huge, white wolf, with teeth longer than your fingers, with eyes red as fire
  • it snaps at your neck and you shriek and try your best to shove the monster off of you but it’s way too strong, and has you pinned by the arms
  • it takes another bite at your neck, and you turn, and catch most of the impact with the side of your face
  • you scream again and the beast snarls and hot tears are streaming down your face and you think this it, this is how it ends
  • but then, the wolf plummets down to your side, crying out in agony
  • another wolf, definitely smaller than the first, but still larger than any animal you’ve seen, has tackled the first, fangs sinking into its shoulder
  • you scramble to your feet and watch in horror as the two battle before your very eyes
  • but it looks like your savior isn’t doing so hot, sustaining a serious bite to its front leg
  • in your panic, you grab a giant rock, and as soon as the brawl gets close to you, you smash it on the white wolf, which allows the ashy wolf to overpower it
  • idk how these things end jeez
  • but the white wolf looks defeated, lying there unconscious
  • your wolf limps over to you and nuzzles its face up to your leg and with a shaky breath you whisper “oh jeongguk you’re hurt…”
  • you two make it back to his house which is super safe because the whole pack is there and they all kinda !! when they see you but then they see jeongguk and everyone is in a panic
  • you are the one to nurse his wounds, even though he doesn’t have the energy to change back to human form
  • you wrap his cuts and bruises in bandages, and his mom handles the laceration on your cheek
  • she directs you and jeongguk upstairs to his room while she and some of the elders vow to avenge both your injuries
  • once in his room, jeongguk hops onto the bed (still in wolf form mind you) and circles around a few times before plopping down with a sigh
  • you go and slip in beside him
  • “hey thanks for… well saving me.” you smile softly “i think it’s pretty cool you’re a werewolf… how cool is it that my boyfriend is a werewolf, huh…”
  • his ears perk up at boyfriend but you promise him “tomorrow”
  • you fall asleep with your head rested on his back
  • you wake up the next morning and jeongguk is licking your cheek (what a noob), and is back to his human self
  • but where’s his shirt?
  • actually, what’s under the blankets?
  • “uh jeongguk”
  • and he sprints off with the blanket wrapped around him like a toga and when he comes back he’s in the minion onesie
  • you laugh and roll your eyes but check up on his cuts and bruises but with a cocky smirk he tells you it doesn’t even hurt that much
  • you roll your eyes but smile anyway
  • “i really meant what i said you know…”
  • “about me being your boyfriend”
  • “about me not caring about you being a werewolf but that too…”
  • he rubs his nose up to yours and then leans in to kiss you so softly,,,
  • and the rest is up to your imagination