hp characters as anna kendrick’s tweets
harry: It’s cute how I used to think this “barely-holding-it-together” feeling was temporary.
ron: Sometimes I think “I need to think before I speak” and then other times I think “I shouldn’t leave the house or interact with people ever.”
hermione: I woke up just before winning the argument in my dream. Fuck this day.
draco: For someone with such an intense need to be liked you’d think I would have figured out how to be less of an asshole.
neville: My daily objective is less about goal achievement and more about regret management.
ginny: “You’re the only person in the world I don’t hate right now" is as close as I get to saying “I love you”
luna: When *I* played Barbie, I stripped her naked and melted her with matches.
voldemort: My life would be so much easier if it wasn’t for that thing…God, what is that thing called…other people.
dumbledore: If I die unexpectedly can everyone just do the right thing and pretend I was a way better person than I am?
snape: Can I petition to make holding grudges an Olympic event? Cause I’ve been in training my whole life.