it would be cool tho right

My school is doing a whole theatre season based on women and my friend and I were talking about how fun home would have been so cool if the rights were up and then her boyfriend said “it’s not really about a woman tho”


And we were like… have you listened to it? It’s an autobiography about a woman… who loves women… who has a girlfriend… who sings about how much she loves this butch woman as a kid… yeah her dad is in it but… it’s about a lesbian

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about alliances
  • law: there is absolutely No Need to get friendly
  • law: we are only working for the purpose of an objective
  • law: i literally could not care less what u do mugiwara-ya
  • luffy: momonosuke is with us
  • also law: I feel Personally Victimised that you would not consult me on this. I am shocked. I am hurt
  • luffy: it's cool tho right
  • law:
  • luffy: :)
  • law:
  • law:
  • law: we are not friends okay
BEST FRIEND! YOONGI

Originally posted by cyyphr

(word count is like 2000+ oops)

- First things first, let’s be real,, best friend yoongi would roll his eyes at you a LOT n0 doubt

-   your friendship is probably built on insulting each other, in like an affectionate way lmao

- also music,, that would definitely be a major factor of your friendship

-   he’d have such good song recs aaaaa

-   i’m still screaming about his playlist on Spotify !!!!!!

-  ok but like imagine trying to wake him up

-   He’d probably hit u over the head with a pillow n prolly swear at u to get lost

- The most effective way to wake him up was to tip water on his face,,, which he hATes lmao

- But it works s0,,,

-  Sometimes when he’d go a night without sleeping and was feelin kinda cheeky,, he’d pour water on u at 4:30am and justify it as payback

-   loWKEY Cuddles

-   like you’d just be sitting on the couch watching a movie n he’s just flop down and use your lap as a pillow and you’d be all like “yoongi wyd” and he’d be “shh ur comfy”

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Seussical in a nutshell
  • jojo: wow nice hat
  • cat: im here now, sO USE YOUR IMAAAAGINATION
  • -
  • horton: wtf who said that. theres only a speck of dust so the logical conclusion is that a miniature person is on that speck. actually a whole lot
  • sour kangaroo: bitch you cray!!!
  • gertrude: damn that elephant fine as hell
  • -
  • dust speck: so anyway horton you were totally right; we're a lost civilization on the brink of war and we're all about to die. Who-dee-who-who-who. Also we're guilting you into being our guardian. Who-who-who.
  • -
  • cat: jojo you're going into the story whether you like it or not
  • mr. and mrs. mayor: jojo you're grounded. no more thinking.
  • jojo: fuck yall i do what i want
  • mr. and mrs mayor: well we obviously don't know how to raise a kid so we're just gonna send you off to the war
  • -
  • horton: well everyone thinks i'm crazy but that's ok because i can imagine that i'm cool
  • jojo: well my parents sent me into the military but that's ok because i can imagine that my family accepts me for who i am
  • horton: yo lmao i hear you down there lets be friends 4 ever
  • -
  • gertrude: ugh i really wanna fuck this elephant but i'm not attractive :/
  • mayzie: bitch u right. go take drugs.
  • gertrude: k. ima go ham tho
  • -
  • wickersham brothers: lmao look at this nerd with that flower. yoink that shiz
  • horton: wtf literally why would u do that there was honestly no need and now i have to search through millions of identical fucking clovers to find my tiny fren jojo
  • -
  • cat: by the way did i mention im a sadist??
  • -
  • gertrude: hey im sexy now wanna get down
  • horton: hush im picking flowers
  • -
  • mayzie: always use a condom kids. horton, watch my egg for me
  • horton: why the fuck would i do that
  • mayzie: pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
  • horton: ok ok fine but be back in like an hour
  • mayzie: LMFAO BY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEE YOU IN HELL!!
  • -
  • horton: well its winter now and jojo and the Whos are probably dead but i refuse to move my ass off this egg ok it is my My Child now andOH FUCK HUNTERS
  • Cat: by the way did i mention that i'm also a trickster god?
  • -
  • gertrude: oh no im too sexy to fly... sorry horton.. ur ass about to get carted off to the circus :(
  • horton: god this sucks
  • -
  • mayzie: oh hey theres a circus in town and OH SHIT ITS THE GUY I DUMPED THAT KID ON uh hey man im so happy for u... such a big success... performing in a circus!! lucky u!! anyway i gotta go right now immediately so enjoy that egg!
  • horton: Where Is Paradise
  • -
  • jojo: fuck this war im going home to think what i wanna think
  • general schmitz: kid you're walking on a minefield... literally one wrong step and your dea-- ok too late..
  • -
  • cat: oh yes HOW VERY SAD boohoohoohahahaha dont worry jojo isnt actually dead he's just trapped in a nightmare realm filled with Unspeakable Horrors
  • jojo: fuck you cat!!! you've legit been behind everything bad that's happened! why didn't i call you the fuck out earlier!
  • cat: ok damn fine i'll turn on the lights geez...
  • -
  • gertrude: hi horton great to see you again hahaha so um i got all of my Sexiness™ ripped out of my ass one by one so that i could find you (and a whole lot of other shit) but no big deal haha
  • gertrude: oh also i found your dumb clover
  • cat: oh you thought this was gonna be a happy ending right here? you thought wrong
  • sour kangaroo: BITCH WE PUTTING YOU ON TRIAL
  • judje yertle: well horton's definitely crazy and were gonna boil that clover with the dust speck on it in hot oil for literally no other reason but to prove a point
  • horton: so uh guys if you dont wanna die you should probably start screaming
  • mr and mrs mayor: well the combined forces of our entire planet had no effect so we're just gonna put all the pressure on you, jojo, our small son, who only a few moments ago we thought was dead.
  • jojo: *gibberish*
  • sour kangaroo: well i heard that shit!
  • everyone: hooray!
  • egg: henlo fatgher i am Elyphant Birb
  • horton: wtf
  • gertrude: eh, we'll make it work
  • -
  • -
  • THE END

anonymous asked:

What do you think Michael and Jeremy would do to cheer up a depressed s/o??

aaa thank u

sorry these are kinda bad fml

jeremy is heere

  • jeremy’s actually rly careful about giving you the space you need. he’ll either be right there with you if u need it, or he’ll be texting you or whatever u need
  • sometimes he’ll just kind of show up to your house tho with some of ur fave snacks? tbh??? and like
  • probably ur fave movie as well
  • he cuddles with u if ur cool with it
  • he also reminds u that he loves u and he’s here for u
  • i like to imagine he’s awkward when it comes to giving actual advice but if u just want to talk, then u can just talk about stuff if u need to and he’ll listen
  • honestly jeremy would probs be the guy that just kind of relays advice other ppl give him because it helped him and maybe it’ll help u???
  • can i say that jeremy would probably be the person who u would catch googling stuff like how to help a depressed s/o honestly??? because he’s trying but he wants to know if there’s anything in particular he can do???
  • its rly sweet
  • he tries

michael smell >:(

jk i love him

  • michael probably is more of a person to distract u tbh??? he drives u places 
  • video games if ur up for it
  • he basically gets so fuckin affectionate man
  • kisses??? u are covered in smooches
  • u get to wear his hoodie :0 its v warm and smells like him??? its honestly v comforting
  • so jeremy comes to u for comfort, michael actually kind of gets u up and out to do stuff that u like doing
  • can i say that michael would be the person to remind u to take meds if ur on them
  • because he would
  • he worries about u
  • he offers to talk to u tbh and he’s actually good with advice
  • he kind of reminds u that you aren’t alone and u have ur friends and family!!!
  • gentle reminder that ur not a burden or anything
  • gentle reminder that ur loved
  • gentle smooch on the top of the head
  • warm cuddling
  • a gentle boy
  • sorry these are bad i tried babe

sh00shpaps  asked:

If you were a nightmare demon, what colour would your eyes be? And what colour would your gashes be (if you would've had them)? Just wondering ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

what a cool question!! i think everyone should draw themselves as a nightmare demon WAIT that makes no sense since you can p much look…the exact same…damn those shapeshifters

I would want….hm….either gold or violet eyes. ah damn wouldnt it be cool if you could have both im not even talking heterochromia im talking about vilet eyes with gold right around the pupil YEAH LETS MAKE THAT CANON haha

Gashes dont really differ in color tho haha the location can be different though!! and the amount of gashes ranging from a single gash to multiple gashes!! 

i dont think i would have gashes tho haha those are only for the strongest NMDs and i am a very weak girl ;A; 

Originally posted by laynce

anonymous asked:

Dallas proposing headcanons? Thanks ❤️

YESSSSS

-so much stuttering

- “I’m not- it’s just like- you’re so”

-AcTuAlLy DiDn’T sTeAl It WhAt?!?!

-saved up so much friggin money (maybe “borrowed” a lil money)

-doesn’t get down on his knees tho

-doesn;t even put it in the lil box

-Dallas Winston is way too fucking cool for that

-probably would happen right after a rumble when he is feeling confident

-”if you say no I won’t care. it doesn’t really matter to me anyway”

-it very much matters to him

-feeling truly happy for the first time in his life after you say yes

Anonymous : How would the dance line and Yoongi react if their crush knew that they liked her and was tired of waiting for them to make their move so one day she just goes up to him and kisses him?


J-Hope/Hoseok : at first he might be like rly taken aback like “wtf did she just do what I thought she did ?” and then he would explode and express his happiness, in the hoseok way, screaming, jumping around, probably hugging her excessively and making her fly around in his arms

Jimin : This fluff would get sooooooo shy, because if he didn’t make a move before was because he was way too timid to do so, so when she would finally kiss him he might turn so red and the eye smile would instantly be seen as well as him giggling adorably. He wouldn’t say anything, he would just look at her and smile/giggle like a little kid

Jungkook : Jungshook ladies and gentlemen, ofc. He would be frozen and would obviously not know what to do, he will just stay there and stare at her. “I- You- Hm…” It would take him a few minutes to finally proceed and understand that it meant that she liked him too, and he would just smile like an idiot, even when she’d be gone, he’d still smile looking at the wall in front of him like “she kissed me, she actually kissed me”

Suga/Yoongi : Forget about the bad boy or the ‘cold hearted’ Yoongz, he would turn into such a marshmallow it’d be adorable, he would try to hide his smile, but will miserably fail, he wouldn’t kiss her back even tho he would loved to, he would just try to play it cool (with still a smile plastered on his face) “So, I guess that means you like me right ?”

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anonymous asked:

So I just recently watched Train to Busan(I was sobbing man) and I've also been getting really into Mark of NCT. Could you maybe do a Scenario with like Train to Busan concept and Mark and the reader just met and he saves her and they stay together. Happy ending please, don't do my wrong like the movie 😭love you!😘

Originally posted by jonqins

Pairing : reader x mark

Genre : train to busan/ apocalypse AU

A/N : this was such a cool and fun request thank you for sending it in !! So sorry it took ages to post it tho ehe

tee xx

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“Okay make sure you get off at the right station. If you miss Busan you’ll have to get off at another station and catch another train”

“Yes mum” I mumbled barely listening to what she was saying. I tried to navigate myself through the crowd and find the platform that my train would be on. My mum and I had been planning my trip down to see her in Busan for months. She’d moved to get closer to the sea while I’d stayed in Seoul with my dad.

The train arrived and slowed to a stop. I waited for people to step out of the train before I got in and searched for my seat. Knowing this train was a popular one I had reserved a seat to make sure I wouldn’t be left stranded. As soon as I sat down a boy with short light brown hair and and almond eyes sat down next to me. He had earphones in and smiled slightly at me as a greeting. I bowed my head and looked out of the window.

After a few stops I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up in search for a toilet and found one on the other side of my cabin. As I open the door to leave the same boy from earlier rushes in and slams the door shut.

“Hey okay you’re safe I thought you might have been attacked” he panted scanning me with this eyes.

“What? Attacked? What are you talking about?” I asked confused.

“Okay this sounds crazy and I wouldn’t believe it myself if I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes. But, something is changing people into zombies. They’re running all over the train and infecting as many people as they can.”

I scoffed “look dude if this is some weird way to get us in a quiet place together or to get my number then it’s not working”. I opened the door to leave when a bunch of heads turned to look at me. Their eyes were completely white and they had blood dripping from their mouths onto their clothes and hands.

I froze. A scream was lodged in my throat and my brain was screaming for me to move, to do something. But I stood there motionless staring ahead of me as the creatures slowly made their way towards me. Out of nowhere the boy behind me lunged at the the door and closed it making sure to lock it. We heard banging and scratching coming from the other side and the doorknob turned but they failed to come in. I panted looking at the guy who was still stood stuck on the door. His chest was moving up and down at an alarming rate but he still seemed to scan me, maybe to see if I was okay.

“I hate to be the guy who says this but I told you so. Oh and for the record if I wanted your number I’d be a lot smoother”

“This is not the time to get cocky boy. Why the hell are there zombies outside? Zombies only exist in movies don’t they? What is going on?” I started rambling walking back and forth in the tiny bathroom. We needed to get out, I needed to warn my mum. Where there zombies all over the country? Had they already gotten to my parents? Where they dead?

“Hey stop you’re making me dizzy and you’re overthinking.That’s not gonna help us in anyway” He grabbed hold of my shoulders looking me in the eyes. “We should find out how far this has spread have you got your phone with you?”

I nodded frantically pulling it out of my pocket. I had texts and missed calls from everyone I knew including both my parents.

“Good. Now look for as much information on what is going on as you can. Answer everyone later we need to have an escape route and find a way out okay?” His voice was so calm and reassuring cutting through all the worst case scenarios playing in my head. “I’m Mark by the way” he held out his hand and I shook it.

“Y/n” I answered.

Suddenly all the lights turned off and the constant banging from across the door stopped. Everything stayed eerily silent until the lights came on again. Mark and I looked at each other understanding one another. They got confused in the dark and if we wanted to escape we’d have to escape next time we go through a tunnel.

“Mark it says here Busan has been marked as a safe haven and is the closest city to us” I showed him the article on my phone and he nodded scrolling through his.

“We go through a tunnel in 10 minutes then we have approximately 5 minutes to run from here to cabin C. It’s where all the others ran to stay safe.”

I gulped and nodded. This was our one shot and if we didn’t make it we’d probably die. We stood together counting  down the minutes and holding onto each other’s hand.

“You ready” he whispered.

“Mm-hmm”

“Okay now”

As if on cue the noise stopped and we slowly slid the door open. We tiptoed around the zombies closest to us and began running through cabin after cabin. I tripped over something on the floor and felt a hand grab onto my ankle. Before I could scream Mark kicked at it and helped me up. Time was running out and we still had one more cabin to run through. We got to the closed door and Mark knocked 3 times then twice. It opened slightly and the face of an older man appeared. He let us in and just as the train left the tunnel he closed the door, barricading it.

Mark and I stood panting, clinging onto each other. There were so many people watching us, from old men and women to tiny little babies and children.

“Busan is the safest place for us and it’s the next stop. We need to get off before we’re seen by those .. things” I said wondering if they had any plans of their owns. Everyone nodded and resumed what they had been doing earlier. They all seemed just as scared and lost as I felt.

I stayed in Mark’s arms until we reached our destination and left the train. We walked past  wounded corpses on the floor and crashed trains. This wasn’t what the Busan train station was meant to look like. I choked back tears as Mark reassuringly squeezed my hand and we made our way into Busan.

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I know they didn’t get “new” costume designs, but I’m just glad they get some screentime in Film Gold.

But still, it’d be cool if they got those catsuit thingies too, right?

Also, please consider: Casino food. It’s supposed to be really good, yeah?

For real tho, you can bet Sabo would try all kinds of food there.

The Lion Switch
  • Black: *is napping*
  • Black: *wakes up* oh look, it's the little red. Hello little red, would you like to pilot me for now?
  • Black: jk, you don't get a choice. :)
  • Red: um, but he's mine?
  • Black: nope mine now.
  • Red: fine then I want the little blue.
  • Blue: but that's mine?
  • Red: nope mine now. You can have the princess tho
  • Blue:
  • Blue: fine
  • Yellow and Green: we don't have to change right? No? Cool
Kihyun, I.M, Shownu, and Hyungwon reaction to the other members all liking the same girl.

anonymous asked:

Can you do some of monsta x members reacting to some of the other members liking the same girl. You can choose which members tho :)

I made it like a member was either rooting for either Wonho, Minhyuk, or Jooheon. Note- Don’t take this serious, it’s all just for entertainment 

Wonho: He knows that your in the crowd right now, so he shows off his sexy abs.

Originally posted by fxckkihyun

Shownu: (He’s all about #Y/N&Minhyuk) He is disgusted by Wonho’s doing, he looks at Minhyuk, hoping Minhyuk would do something way better than Wonho.

Originally posted by kiihong

Minhyuk: Instead of acting cool about it, and showing off way better, he is outraged. He wants to kill Wonho.

Originally posted by chiqkihyun

Hyungwon: (He’s all about #Y/N&Jooheon) He immediately blocks your view of Wonho. He’s shipping y'all hard asf and he not taking no chances of you falling for Wonho.

Originally posted by fy-hyungwonho

Jooheon: *All he thinking is* Bruh what the fuck…..

Originally posted by fxckkihyun

Kihyun: (He’s all about #Y/N&Wonho) Him: *GIF* when Wonho shows off his abs, he know his boy is winning this battle. 

Originally posted by yookihyun

I.M: (He’s on no one team) He was surprised asf when Wonho showed his abs, he know shit about to get real.

Originally posted by kihqun

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A little while back I gave in to the ARMS hype and made an ARMSona like all the cool kids are doin LMAO I wanted to go for an art theme like I do with all my other sonas but all the designs I had in mind turned out to be too tacky. I might update the design someday.

And no, I don’t have a Switch yet. Might not be able to get my hands on it till maybe hopefully Christmas.

I’ve been working on and off on these since like, July?? Seriously tho, how cool of a power would this be??

It took me forever cuz of all those spirals, which took me several tries to get right. It went from stressful to therapeutic.

Languages Lessons w/ Winwin
  • in like four days is my mom’s bd i don’t have any presents for here i want 2 die
  • anyways, lol i’m such a bad daughter
  • shall we start this right away??
  • honestly, i don’t think would be as good as the one i did for kun but  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • wachu gonna do about it
  • soooo,,
  • you obviously wanted to learn chinese not only because of him but also his family
  • you wanted to have a proper conversation with his family without him being by your side 24/ translating everything
  • + knowing multiple languages is really fucking cool right
  • even tho chinese is like super hard
  • i can say like three words in that language lol
  • and when you first told him about how much you wanted to learn chinese i swear he was the happiest person alive
  • that precious smile of his was huge and he started jumping around gfhdjka
  • he even choose specific days and hours to have the lessons
  • but y’all only used that schedule for like three weeks and then they started to be more spontaneous
  • because both of you had something else to do or just because y’all end up procrastinating lol
  • and he would make sure to make the lessons fun and relaxing
  • y’all would always be accompanied with warm cups of coffee and maybe some snacks and he would never put any pression on you
  • when will my teachers ever
  • but, apart from the lessons, he tries to teach you a few things every day
  • and if you’re low-key fluid he would only talk in chinese w you
  • but if not, he would obligate you lmao
  • like y’all would be talking about random stuff and he’s suddenly like
  • “oops, i suddenly forgot how to speak korean, seems like now you’ll have to talk in chinese w me baobei”
  • and you’re like uGH NO
  • but little things like this actually really help you to practice
  • also it’s really funny when your pronunciation sounds weird or when you say something wrong, y’all over end up laughing like idiots
  • and he loves it when you start asking him things non stop
  • “sicheng, i was practicing and, did i wrote this well?”
  • “wait, so taeyong’s name in chinese would be something like this?”
  • “what about mine, did i wrote it well?”
  • “sICHENG I JUST TRANSLATED THIS TWO WORDS BY MYSELF”
  • he would thinks that is the cutest thing ever ghjk
  • but going to the story now~~
  • so, y’all were in your room talking about random stuff okay
  • and he suddenly sees your texts books and remembers about the lessons
  • “y/n? we should practice a little now”
  • “ah, yes! thanks god bc i didn’t do my homework last minute for nothing”
  • he would laugh at your words with that super adorable laugh of his and sit even closer to you ghjks oh my god
  • and, tbh he would be a great teacher, except from a few things
  • like, he would explain everything well and slowly, but sometimes he would get lost when he can’t teach you in korean the words in chinese
  • and, in my opinion, sicheng seems to be the kind of person to get frustrated easily??
  • so when you have to google it to understand it a bit better he’s like >:/// with himself ya know
  • but, if you can understand what he’s explaining right away or when you do your homework well he would get super excited and smiley
  • and he would a l w a y s motivate you to continue practicing and learning with his sweets words <3
  • “good joob, y/n! you’re doing great”
  • ”do you thinks so? i thought it was bad”
  • “not at all, your pronunciation was perfect baobei”
  • “just like you”
  • and he’s like ¿??? wait what
  • and after like two seconds he would react lol
  • and he would start blushing and giggling as he hides his face in the crook of your neck aw
  • “let’s take a break, baobei, i need a moment”
  • and you start laughing at him as you start cuddling him
  • “sicheng?”
  • “uhm?”
  • you would look at him in the eyes and smile a little
  • he’s just so handsome and ethereal, he’s indeed perfect ugh
  • “我愛你 (i love you)”
  • both of you would giggle a little again and seconds later he’s putting you closer to his body
  • “我也爱你  (i love you too)”
  • gfhdjkslañ hOW CUTE
  • then, y’all probably ended up cuddling and procrastinating lol
  • but the end
  • and as i said, this was far away from being as good as the kun one
  • but, yo, i’m so happy bc lately china line is getting a lot of request, omg, thank you hopefully they won’t be too terrible like this one

“Can’t believe you called me third-tier.”

“Well, I can’t believe you called me a lumberjack.”

“There are other patterns in the world besides plaid, Dean.”

Sam just rolls his eyes and sticks his earbuds in.

“And why is my name like this?”

“Like what?”

Cas shoves something into Dean’s face and Dean smacks his hand away, scowling at him in the rearview.

“Cool it, I’m driving—”

They squabble all the way to the next light, and Cas leans forward again, dangling Dean’s phone in front of his face. Dean tries to uncross his eyes, squinting at the four tiny letters on the screen.

“Uh…”

Cass,” Cas says impatiently. “Cass.”

“Yeah?” Dean says, shrugging. “So?”

Cas heaves a long-suffering sigh, falling back.

“It’s Castiel, not Casstiel. A second ‘s’? Where did that even come from—”

Dean rolls his eyes.

“Dude, calm down.” 

“It makes no sense.”

Dean runs a hand over his face.

“I don’t know, okay? Maybe Claire messed with my phone. Or Sam.”

“Wasn’t me,” Sam mutters, but he quickly shuts up with a glare from Dean.

Cas is still muttering to himself.

“I suppose, if you want to get technical, there is no ‘s’ in my name at all, in Enochian it’s a post-alveolar fricative—”

Dean huffs.

“Give it rest, Cas. It literally does not matter.”

Cas’s eyebrows shoot up.

“Oh. Really.”

He sits back, pulling out his own phone.

“Well, fine,” he says, thumbs flying furiously over the keyboard. Dean frowns, glancing back at him.

“What are you doing?”

Cas doesn’t look up from the screen.

“Changing your name to Deann. D-E-A-N-N.”

“Dude, what the hell—”

Cas deftly evades the grab Dean makes for his phone, smirking.

“You’re the one that said it doesn’t matter.”

“Oh, for the love of—”

Dean hits the brakes and pulls the car into park, swiveling in his seat.

“Change it back,” he says, glaring at Cas. 

“No,” he says stubbornly, arms crossed.

“Fine.” 

Dean snatches up his phone from where Cas abandoned it, opening up Cas’s contact info.

“Then you’re going in as ‘asswipe’.”

Cas narrows his eyes.

“You wouldn’t.”

“Holy tax accountant?”

“No.”

“Huggy Bear.”

“Dean—”

Dean smirks, tucking his phone away.

“Too late.”

He turns back to the road, grinning to himself. They pull back on the highway, back to Lebanon.

A couple miles later, Dean snaps his fingers.

“I got it! Asstiel, that’s where the second s comes from—”

That earns him a cuff on the ear, and another stoppage as Dean retaliates and almost starts a full-on wrestling match that threatens to spill over into the backseat—until Sam yells at them to cool it.

“Guys, I’m right here.”

Cas flops back in the seat, smirking. Dean tries to comb his hair back into place, scowling.


They drive again, and some time after, Dean’s phone buzzes. He glances down at the screen.

One New Text Message 

From: Sunshine

you’re making this up to me later


Dean grins.

After a moment, it vibrates again.



From: Sunshine

bring that leather jacket.

the tale of blodeuwedd goes as follows

Lleu: “shit wizard bff i’m lonely bc my mam put a spell on me to not let me have a human gf”

Gwydion: “alright lad i’ll make you a wife out of flowers”

Lleu: “cool thanks she’s really hot”

Blodeuwedd: “my man ain’t shit”

Gronw (some fucking random guy she sees outside her castle when she’s bored lmao): “marry me” 

Blodeuwedd: “alright i have to kill lleu tho”

Gronw: “cool”

Blodeuwedd: “Lleu, how would one kill you dead?”

Lleu: “What an innocent question, well…”

Gronw: “okay how are we gonna kill him?”

blodeuwedd: “killing him is really easy we just have to make sure he takes a bath on the banks of a river and then have one foot on the bath and the other on the back of a goat, and he can’t be killed indoors or outdoors. And the only thing that would kill him then would be a spear, which had been worked on for exactly a year.”

Gronw: “…right”

*A year later Blodeuwedd and Gronw somehow manage to convince him to do this?*

Gronw: “haha taste my spear”

Lleu: “HAHA PSYCH! i don’t actually die when you do that I just turn into an eagle kaw kaw” *flies into the forest*

Gwydion: “what the FUCK, I have to go find him now”

*gwydion finds Lleu eating a wild boar in the middle of the forest* 

Gwydion: “i got this”

Lleu: “thanks man let’s go kill gronw”

*Lleu kills Gronw*

Blodeuwedd: 

Gwydion: “not so fast binch”

Gwydion: “haha fuck you i just turned you into an owl bc apparently in 1300 wales we fucking hate owls and think you suck so this is a major diss”

the end

GOT7 reaction to you coming out as bisexual

Anon said:  Could you do a GOT7 reaction to you coming out as bisexual to them, if you haven’t already?


Jaebum: “Y/N, it’s fine. I am happy you told me this and I want you to know that that doesn’t change anything”

Originally posted by jacksonisjbsprincess

Jackson: He would be suprised but really fine with it. He’ll be interested and have so many questions about everything. 
He’ll stop for a moment and grab your face + GIF (Bc u are his GF tho)

Originally posted by got7everything

Mark: He’ll be cool with it. He would support you and just kind of sometimes joke “I now have to watch out for them girls and guys gettin’ your attention” . He would laugh and just hug you afterwards 

Originally posted by got7markbum

Youngjae: He would nod his head. Be actually happy for you to opening up and telling him this. Seeing by your face you are very nervous and just feeling awkward right now. He would rub your back and look at you 
“You don’t think that’s a bad thing right? You’re still my beautiful and precious Y/N. That doesn’t bother me, okay babe?”

Originally posted by j-miki

BamBam: He wouldn’t honestly know what to say at first, not that he means anything mean or that he doesn’t support it. He is happy you shared that with him and he just watch you for a while. 
“I don’t want to or anything actually will not change between us. I love you” 

Originally posted by defsouljb

Yugyeom: I think same as Bambam at first wouldn’t know what to say exactly, would feel a bit awkward, but would takey our hand in his and look at you straight in your eyes
“There’s nothing to be worried about. I don’t care about that stuff. And nothing will change between us babe.” he smiles
“Do you want to go to out favorite coffee shop and just talk?” he would add and two of you would spend most of the night talking 

Originally posted by chattyang

Jinyoung: He’ll make sure you don’t feel uncomfortable or just awkward after what you said. He wants you to know everything it’s okay and that he is okay with that. 
“Y/n, it’s okay. That doesn’t change anything, so don’t worry about it. It’s really okay. You’re safe with me. I love you so much”

Originally posted by j-miki