it will happen

anonymous asked:

Do you think Spider-Man's metabolism is extra fast? What do people think of him always being hungry if so? And is it compounded by him being a teenager? Is he scared he won't grow because he can never get enough nutrition? Ton of questions, I'm sorry... but I wonder about whether the poor kid ever gets enough to eat 'cause heaven knows it never seems like the teenage boys I know do and it makes me concerned/curious (concernioused?) for what it'd be like for one with an extra fast metabolism.

Anon, I know this has been in my inbox for an eternity, (sorry) 

Peter is always worried about gaining and keeping his weight on, always. Peter will probably never stop worrying. 

  • Peter was already a skinny guy when he got bitten. And as a kid that was asthmatic, pron-to illness, and never really liked sports, Peter hadn’t expected to bulk up at all. 
  • But once he became a web-slinging hero he had to really watch his food intake. (and not in the way a normal teenage boy might have too) 
  • Peter noticed two things right off the bat- 
  1. He was always hungry, always. No matter how much Peter ate he somehow always felt like he had room for more. 
  2. If he didn’t eat to replace all the calories he burned on patrols he would lose weight fast. Like unhealthily fast. 
  • Peter kind of figures that having an extra fast metabolism and a healing factor was worth the vicious animal that was now his stomach. But the teenager would be lying if he said it didn’t make him nervous. 
  • And it worried him for a couple reasons-
  1. The main thing that troubled Peter was the fact that Aunt May and he just didn’t have enough income to support his stomach, and Peter didn’t know what else to do about that other than getting a job and eating less.
  2. Peter also worried about how the lack of food must be affecting his body (if his obvious ribs and hips were anything to go by) than he was guessing not good.

(I privately head-canon- that because of not having enough food Peter never grew to his full height. (This isn’t to be construed into me thinking Aunt May didn’t do her absolute best, or that Peter was starving to death) I just think it’s a realistic thing to have happen- because if Peter could have enough food to fill him every single day, he would eat them out of a house quite literally)

  • Aunt May definitely noticed Peter’s garbage disposal of a stomach and she makes sure to cook more food and give Peter bigger helping on his plate. (she did it slowly so that Peter wouldn’t notice) 
  • Peter’s classmates also notice Peter’s new found appetite, and some people (MJ and Gwen) will pass him power bars or give him some of their food at lunch. 
  • While his other peers (Flash) make fun of him for it and tease him, (even forcing Peter to eat food off the floor-“hey aren’t you always hungry Puny Parker?! This looks good!”
  • Though I will say- when Flash once caught Peter changing in the locker rooms (Peter always changed in a stall so that people wouldn’t see how skinny he was, or his random bruises from patrol) the bully got really concerned-
    “Parker, who did that to you?”
    “Who Parker, who?” 
    “I- I was skateboarding-”
    “That’s a load of crap, Par- Peter,” 
    “It’s just a few scrapes leave me alone, Flash” 
  • (Peter is pretty sure that Flash now thinks he’s being abused, but there’s nothing he can do about that now) And Flash kind of left Peter alone after that. (Though concerned and worried looks were levered his way now, often) 
  • The superhero community takes notice of the Spidey’s black hole of a stomach after hanging out with the teenager, and they all shove food at Peter too. 
  • Though at first Spidey was all spluttery and embarrassed, and the teen didn’t want to take their charity or pity. (Cuze sometimes the kid is a stubborn dork) But after some of them explained- “you do a lot for this city, it’s the least we can do to feed you kiddo”- in a few words or less, Peter now takes the food happily. 
  • The Fantastic Four have him over for dinners and when Peter hangs out with Johnny there are always snacks and or takeout. And it doesn’t really feel like charity, it just feels like family.
  • The Avengers will ‘trick’ Spidey into coming over after they’ve patrolled/battled together- “we need to check that wound, kid, come back to the Tower” -and then let the Spider stuff his face after they’ve stitched him up. 
  • Daredevil doesn’t dottle around the subject, he just throws food at the teenager with an exasperated (but fond) “I could hear your stomach growling from three blocks away, eat dammit.”   

So overall, Peter’s fast metabolism is a problem. But not one that he can’t deal with. And hey there are worse problems than always being hungry, he’ll grow out of it, right? RIGHT!? 

glamrocktrash  asked:

Wow i cannot wait for American Gods ep4 when Sweeney/Shadow and Salim/Jinn will have a double date and literally snatch all our asses straight to heaven


I can’t believe Salim and Jinn invented romance and Mad Sweeney and Shadow invented the enemies to lovers trope B Y E.

Breathe that in. 


Lost meme: [5/9] episodes

↳ The Constant

You know what makes me happy?

The facts that, eventually, Marinette and Adrien will reveal themselves, either by accident or by choice. And when they do, so many good things will happen…

They will laugh together when one does something silly or makes a bad joke, or perhaps when they are trying to cheer the other one up.

They will hang out together after school and on weekends because they have a lot of time to catch up on.

They will have inside jokes and stories that no one will understand, but that’s ok because they know it’s a special thing just between them.

They will sneak off and transform together when there’s an attack.

They will flirt with each other in and out of costume because they don’t have to hide anymore.

They will remember and share old stories of their adventures together, whether it was taking out a villain or their first date.

They’ll get jealous of one another when someone is flirting with the other, and they have to go and show the person that they are exclusive.

They will comfort each other when one has a bad day and they need someone to talk to because there is no one more important to them than each other.

They will fight and get angry at each other for dumb or not so dumb reasons but then eventually make up and forgive one another because that’s what best friends do.

They will finally kiss and admit their true feelings

All of these things will be canon. This just won’t be apart of all of our fanfictions. It won’t be a headcanon or a theory anymore. We can screen cap and gif these moments, because they will be real. This will happen in show. No longer will there be four ships for two people, it will only be one. And that just makes me so happy. And when that day arrives, it’ll be one of the best I’ve had in a long time.

f(x) are going to comeback with all 4 members and they’ll come out with an album and 2 mvs and promote for a full month with dozens of appearances on different variety shows and they will win countless awards and SM will finally realize people want to see f(x) as an active group again