it wasnt the first time i read it

my experience with adhd
  • I don’t even remember putting that thing down but now it’s not in my hand and I don’t know where it went
  • ‘what do you mean you can just think about nothing? what’s that like? I don’t understand’
  • *tuning out of a conversation halfway through somebody else’s sentence because I just thought of something interesting*
  • carrying my psychiatrist’s business card with me at all times because I see her once a month and every time I go I forget what floor her office is on. I’ve been there 8 times
  • ‘Between A & B, A would be the right thing to do’ *a cascading thought process that takes a few seconds tops, justifying option B* ‘actually B would be the right thing to do’
    • somebody else, later: why did you think B was the right thing to do??
    • me: …. it’s not important, I’ll know better next time
    • (spoiler: I won’t know better next time)
  • I know you already told me this thing like 12 times but can you tell me again just one more time because I forgot
  • it’s not that I forgot that I wasn’t supposed to do this thing. it’s just that in that particular moment i thought it was okay to do it anyway for reasons that would take 48 minutes to explain even though it only took me 3 seconds to justify it in my thoughts, so it’s easier for me to just say ‘I forgot’
  • ‘I already told you that’ ‘really? I must have forgotten, i’m sorry’ ‘it was FIVE MINUTES AGO. in this SAME CONVERSATION’
  • this internal conversation:
    • me: I feel motivated to do this responsible thing
    • me: if I don’t do this responsible thing right now I will get distracted and forget to do it for another 5 hours
    • me: so I should do this thing right this second, there is nothing stopping me
    • me: after I finish this one cell phone game
    • me, 5 hours later: I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN
  • almost flunking a class because I straight up didn’t know any homework had been assigned despite loving the class and always attending
  • trusting the memory of literally anyone else over my own memory
  • intending to do something for days. sometimes months. never doing it
  • *cuddling somebody* mm this is nice … *2 seconds later* bored now
  • somebody is mad at me. I might as well fucking d i e
  • the options in company are: overshare about the one thing I care about or not talk at all
  • insensitive or inattentive? YOU decide (and when you tell me that i hurt your feelings and I didn’t notice I’ll rejection sensitive dysphoria into fantasies of disappearing forever)
  • being excellent at my job for months on end, doing everything right and everything well, and then suddenly & without explanation being t h e  w o r s t at it for several weeks, making dumb mistakes everywhere for no discernible reason
  • when asked to explain something: well it all started when I was a baby
    • ‘they don’t need that much explanation’ well YOU tell ME where to start b/c I have no fucking clue tbh
  • i can’t throw away anything b/c when I look at it I remember all the sentimental reasons I keep it around and they seem just as important as actually needing it and when I close the storage box back up I forget I had it in the first place until the next time I try to get rid of my clutter and repeat this process
  • i wasnt’ idle for a second all day and yet I didn’t accomplish a n y t h i n g
  • am i a speed-reader or was I so impatient for what came next that I read only half a page and then skipped to the next one?
  • getting excited about a project, starting it, then racing to finish it as fast as I can because when I get bored I’ll abandon it and never go back. must beat the boredom
    • edit my fics? working twice on the same idea? /uproarious laughter
    • well I fucked that up. too bad I can never rework it because I no longer have passionate energy for it
  • me, opening a bottle of adhd meds: I don’t have adhd. I’m just a lazy bum who doesn’t try hard enough

just a couple of gays guys bein’ dudes,

Physics Lesson 1: Introduction

“It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid.”

-Albert Einstein

In our society today, physics is made out to be an incredibly complex and nigh-impossible to understand. Although this may be true to some of the finer subjects in physics, it certainly isn’t the case for the wide variety of physics subjects. Through this series of lessons, I hope you’ll learn something about just how awe-inspiring physics can be. 

So where to begin? Well, in order to understand physics in its modern state, I believe you must first understand its history.

[Side Note: If you have any questions about what I talk about here, Or if you see anything that is incorrect- please let me know!]

Dictionary.com gives us a good general definition for physics: “the science that deals with matter, energy, motion, and force.” However, this is only a partial definition. To gain the full definition-n you Physics originated in ancient Greece when philosophers such as Thales of Miletus (who first conceived the idea that everything we see has a natural cause) and later Leucippus (who developed the first theory of atomism- the idea that everything is made up of atoms). Then, physics was simply known as a facet of philosophy focused on applying mathematics to our visible reality.

Around the same time, similar advancements would be made in India, China, and the middle east. Some Muslim philosophers and astronomers were so advanced that they continued to be used (once they were translated into Latin from Arabic) all the way into the 1600s.

In the 15th through 17th centuries, a scientific revolution started in Europe, sprouting such as Thomas Aquinas (who used motion as one of his five proofs for the existence of God) and Nicolaus Copernicus (the father of Heliocentricity). Here is where Physics gained its first name distinguishing itself from philosophy: Natural Philosophy- Considered by many to be the precursor to modern science.

Now, understanding this, we can give a more complete definition to use through this study: Physics is the Natural Science that involves the study of matter, its motion and behaviour through space and time, energy and force, as well as the philosophical study of nature and the physical universe.

But enough with the boring stuff! I can already hear you. Onto the interesting stuff!

Now, seeing as since physics (in its simplest form) is just the study of motion, we’ll be just looking over the basics of movement before I wrap this first lesson up (it’s already a bit lengthy, no?)

So, here are the laws that (pretty much) cover all movement in the universe. You might recognise them…

I. Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it.

(The ball don’t move ‘till you kick it.)

II.  The relationship between an object’s mass m, its acceleration a, and the applied force F is F = ma. Acceleration and force are vectors (as indicated by their symbols being displayed in slant bold font); in this law, the direction of the force vector is the same as the direction of the acceleration vector.

(The ball will move differently if you kick it from another way- also it  accelerates more the harder you kick it.)

III.  For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

(When you kick the wall, the wall kicks back.)

Now there are plenty of other factors that play into motion, such as velocity, time, acceleration, and perspective to name a few, but they’ll be discussed in detail in my next lesson which will again brush the concepts of motion (specifically perspective). However the next few lessons will focus more heavily on gravity, energy, and magnetism as in my experience people generally like to learn about things blowing up instead of just plain movement.

Again, if you have any questions, corrections, requests for future content, or if you just want to talk, please feel free to send me an ask or a message!

Thanks for reading :)

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36. I’m actually pretty cool if you give me like 5 tries to get it right. 
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61. Tell me I’m cute or something, so I can roll my eyes at you, but then blush when I think about it later.
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74. How can you face the problem when the problem is your face?
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76. Read a girl who dates books.

I laughed so much when I read the request for the first time, like you people are amazing :D:D Here you go !! 

Standing in front of the huge mansion, you took a deep breath. “Well people, that’s it, I’ll see you all at the end of the summer, oh my god are you crying, jennifer what the hell, I’m not dead!”- you laughed with your best friend and gave hug a tight hug. She wasnt mutant like you, but to you it never mattered even the slightest.

“Now seriously, why the hell are you crying, it’s not like I’m going to get handcuffed or something, I can go out whenever I want, you baby!”- you mocked her, poking her shoulder, and she just pouted and threw her hands in the air “Ah, it’s just my over emotional ass having a crisis, don’t worry”

Hes, you’ll kind of miss her jokes when she’s not around, but that what phones are, so you just smiled and hugged her once more. “What is it?”- you asked with a knowing smirk, when she made the look of ‘ooh I see a pretty boy and I like it’. She pulled you by the shirt and you almost lost your balance - “What the hell?”- you squeaked, but she shushed you. - “There’s a really sexy looking guy, coming in this was and I think he’s that professor you told me about. No, don’t look ! Just wait until he comes here and act normal!”

You rolled your eyes at her, but kind of felt your heart beat speeding up “I always act normal”- you defended yourself and tried to ignore it her look of total disaprroval and just about then you felt another person’s presence next to you and Good God!

You felt a nudge in the ribcage, when your jaw almost drapped at the sight of the man stadning in front of you. “Hello, I’m Charles, Charles Xavier and you are ______”- what was this guy even saying? Did your ears ran off somewhere or was his voice that hypnotizing, you forgot how to speak.

However another, slightly harder nudge in the ribs brought you back to reality and you smiled quickly, offering your hand “Yea, that’s me” - the friendly expression you pulled off looked convincing, even though your friend knew it actually said ‘here or on the kitchen table?’.

“It will be a very interesting summer”- you heard jennifer whisper to herself with a chuckle and then she left you with your new professor.
So, he was talking, you were talking, showing you around and stuff. But there was something more, how to put it - intense eyes fucking, would be nice. You managed to stay calm and composed, but he managed as well, the bastard. Little did you know, he was actually looking through your thoughts. Literally.

Yes, of course, pretty innocently, just for the sake of ‘the smooth conversation with his new student, who happened to be attractive and stuff.’

Looking though your thoughts was amusing and yet he just liked messing with your brain and made it almost impossible to keep yourself collected, when his eyes and body language are basically flirting with you shamelessly, on the background of his ‘professionally-innocent’ sounding voice.

“Oh God damn it, I can’t even focus on what he’s saying now and I’ll have to get through his classes without drooling all over myself? What now, should I just tell him ‘I’m actually pretty cool if you give me like 5 tries to get it right. ‘ and just hope for the best?” - your thoughts were a hot mess at the moment, while his were just dying to hear some more.

And just then your bloody luck showed up and you tripped, but quickly brought your eyes back to him and kind of smiled. “Oh God I’m a living comedy. Alright _____, get yourself together and bloody face the problem! But how can you face the problem when the problem is your face? Why the hell do I have to blush every time, every time like damn it face - you have to work with me , not against me! Make me look nice and stuff! Wait - did I put on deodorant before I got here? Well grait!”- Your expressions were priceless.

Smiling, then your eyes looked up, then you got slightly confused, kind of trying to bring your hand up to your burning face. 

“Maybe he doesn’t think I’m weird, like what we’ve only talked for like 15 minutes and I bumped into 3 people, triped twice and laughed when he asked me a question. Yeah, I think we’re off to a good start.”- you nodded your head, but quickly stopped, because who the hell nodds their head out of nowhere.

“Just please tell me I’m cute or something, so I can roll my eyes at you, but then blush when I think about it later, so something.  - he chuckled at your desperate thought and decided to end your misery - “Your company was a great pleasure to me and I’d like it if you join me later tonight, maybe a dinner, so I can tell you you’re cute and you can roll your eyes at me, and blush when you think about it later.”

Oh boy, did your jaw drop at those words of his, yes, yes it did! You just stared at him blankly, in amazement and he came somewhat closer to you in a very elegant, but kind of sexy motion and with a suggesting and tempting look on his face procceded to say “I’d love to read your thoughts again, they were…fascinating.”- he breathed and very flirtariously kissed the top of your hand. 

“By the way, ‘Please, read a girl who dates books.’ - that was so cute”- he told you with a smirk and you just cupped your face in your hands, imagining all the things you thought and how you sounded to him. And finally, he leaned down, very close to your ear and whispered “But I’d rather read your lips”.

pAL i dont give a FKCU that it wasnt the AIMH tweet,,,, im here dooing the hoola hoop at 4 damn am bc HARRY and LOUIS are able to mention each other again for the first time in like FIVE years they could go and release a whole interview trying to push the “enemies” narratives and id be here HOOLA HOOLA HOOP HOOLA HOOLA HOOP LARRY IS READ,,,,,, TCHOO TCHOO ITS THE LARRY TRAIN ON UR DASH MY BABIES ARE IN LOVE i couldnt give 2 shits at how they reintroduced them to the general public my loYAL ASS KNOWS the only reason they never released the pictures/videos of harry exiting that club was because we could damn well hear louis inside the car and WOW look at that!!!!! harry awake at ass crack in the morning NYC time (3am) to listen to his boyfriends interview with roman kemp i honestly dont care about how it happens bc its happening and its all ive asked for in the past 5 ½ years my ass is living its my time to shine im alive my skin is clear im healthy and all my problems went AWAY 

anonymous asked:

So I have this friend who insists on doing "pre-reading" before he starts Discworld, despite pretty much everyone's suggestions otherwise. He's already chewed through most of Conan the Barbarian and Fritz Leiber's Swords books, and plans to spend the rest of the year on Lovecraft and Pern. Anything else that's a really big source of Sir Terry's lampoons?

oh gosh this is a huge question. I honestly feel like just discovering all the references and homages in the series would take a lifetime, but off the top of my head some of the more major ones for specific books were: Phantom of the Opera (Maskerade is more or less a direct parody), the Book of War (for Interesting Times, in which the disc equivalent of it is referenced), Les Misérables (for Night Watch, if there is one I could insist on it’s this one), Macbeth (and tbh most of Shakespeare’s classic plays, for Wyrd Sisters), maybe some Anne Rice (for Carpe Jugulum)…

I’d also suggest that before every book pertaining to some specific aspect of our society, your friend just spends a fun evening on wikipedia reading up or refreshing his memory on stuff like Egyptian gods (for Pyramids) and Greek mythology, and the major Greek and Chinese philosophers (for Small Gods, Thief of Time and some others), the history of old hollywood - its major actors and first movies, rock music, classic fairytales, the invention of printing, the functionning of post, trains, etc.

@thebibliosphere, @fireflysummers would you guys happen to have more recommendations?

the first shiny pokemon i ever found was a shiny rattata in pokemon gold. it was grey, and i didn’t understand why. now this was like, Very Young Child times. i’d never seen a shiny before, i didnt know what i was looking at. only like 2 other kids on the playground even played pokemon, and neither of them knew either. this was Ye Olden Days. wasnt like we could hop over to Bulbapedia and read that a pokemon has a 1 in 8192 chance of having a different colour. for years, i thought it was a glitch. weird to think back on those times, back before you could pull an infinite source of information on anything out of your pocket at any time

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↪taehyung requested by yewngi 

Visual: Squirting *requested*

“squirt visual or blurb?”

Smut gifs, press read more

P.S can I just say there is some really strange squirting gifs out there… haha

Keep reading

fanfiction recommendations (basic ships)

The Magnificent 7 Idiots this fic is not finished as of right now but updates come really fast. so this is a bts group chat fic and its hella gay and super funny. lots of memes and buttsex for u

I Won’t Fall (in love with you) this one is a really angsty vkook. it is cute as fuck but gets sad super quick. no worries it is a happy ending. also smut at the end fuck YES

I Bloomed For You… THIS IS MY FAVORITE FANFICTION OF ALL TIME AND IT HAS A SEQUEL. it is vkook and it is the most angsty thing i have ever read in my life. it is a hanahaki/soulmate au and it seems like its going to have a bad ending but it has a really sweet ending. but if your looking for like a real romantic fanfic this probs isnt the best to read but i still highly recommend reading

why don’t you review me? this is a short little jikook smut. jimin is like a youtuber who reviews sex toys and jungkook really likes him. anyways its really well written and the smut is great

you have 1 new message this is a cute namjin text story. it has humor and some sexy parts too and then it turned into a MYSTERY NEAR THE END. its kind of short but def worth the read.

Headed to Hell for the Company this is a vkook smut story. there is no real plot its just a couple of chapters of some of the best smut ever written. jungkook is like a demon hybrid and v is his boyfriend. warning though, IT IS REALLY KINKY but if you are into that you need to read this

trying to behave (but you know that we never learned how) this is the famous yoonmin fanfiction that EVERYONE talks about and if you read it you could see why. BUT i dont know if i recommend this one at the moment but it is still the best fanfiction out there. the reason i dont recommend is because i follow the author on twitter and a lot of drama happened and she said she wasnt going to continue it. so maybe wait to see if she finishes before reading? still very very worth is but really angsty and rape warnings. jimin and suga grow up together and basically suga moves away and jimin becomes a prostitute.


(this is my first time doing a fanfiction recommendation so i hope you like the fics i chose and i might post some more recs)

anonymous asked:

Same anon here :) Thank you for replying, but what about now in time? (like during the comic time?) I'm really sorry if I sound pestering, I just recently started reading your comic and it's sooooo good... I'm also a sucker for romance so I'm curious... lol? XD

Ganz lost Allyssa, and he tries to forget about her because it’s kinda very bad tragedy for some reason.

and Alyssa was the only human he first met, and realised the human wasnt that bad. That’s why he tries to protect Jean in Anamnesis

bath time

a/n: i wrote this because i read a prompt wrong but here have this anyway
word count: 351

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the trouble was getting her to bathe.

el seemed to have a fear of water. the first night she lived with them, joyce tried getting her in the bath. it went… horribly, to say the least. she flat out refused to go into the bathroom, ran into will’s bedroom and slammed the door shut with her powers. joyce wasnt able to open it the whole night.
(will had put up a chair underneath the doorknob. they proceeded to spend the night playing poker (something lonnie taught him, back when he actually tried to ‘bond’ with his son) with a deck of cards under will’s bed. they used lego as chips and played for will’s halloween candy. el won, but she ended up sneaking all of the candy back into will’s bag later. no mention of bathing ever took place.)
so she stopped trying for a week. it was the first night, after all. she probably just needed to get used to everything.
the second time joyce tried to get her in the bath, el made it as far as sitting in the warm water before her breathing began to pick up and the bathroom mirror exploded. in an instant, joyce was wrapping her in a towel and whispering soothing words.
(that night, el slept in joyce’s room, wearing one of her old nightdresses as pajamas and jonathan’s headphones placed on her ears. with the combination of joyce’s soft breathing next to her, the warm quilt on top of her and buddy holly’s soft voice blocking out her darkest thoughts, she lulled to sleep and didnt wake until twelve the next day.)
three days later, joyce decided to try putting her in the shower, which seemed to go much better, as long as joyce kept the bathroom door open a crack and she stayed behind it. later, when el walked out with her short hair damp and warm clothes fresh from the dryer, joyce gave her daughter a tight hug and el breathed in the scent of old cigarettes and cheap warm vanilla perfume, a scent which was already becoming like home.

Oh man, i just learned my great grandmother was quite the rebel for her time..

First of all, she was born in absolute poverty, her dad was abusive and alcoholic, and she didnt learn to read or write until later in life. So she pulled her own weight and started working (which wasnt unseen when it came to poor women at the time) BUT she kept working and was the one who brought most of the income in the family after she got married, which was in fact rare.

Also she got married when she was 25, which is old considering the time (i cant imagine the social pressure she had to deal with), AND got pregnant and had her first child out of the marriage.

And based on what my family has told me about her, she was super bold and had a ‘no bullshit allowed’ kind of personality.

Now i know where my rebel genes come from

Snart x Reader; Second Part

It was requested a long time ago and i wasnt in a good mood when it was. I do not think i am over that mood soo if this sucked, i am trully sorry. 

 Fandom; Legends Of Tomorrow 

Pairing; Leonard Snart × Reader 

Warnings; death, sad? 

About; reader learns that her future might end up with Leonard Snart but will it? It is the second part so if you wanna read the first part, go to my profile! 

×××× 

‘Hi Mrs. Snart.’ Jax laughed. 

'How did you?' 

'If Gideon hears it, it is no longer a secret.' 

‘Gideon! Of course. Maybe she knows the answer.' 

'I am utterly sorry to say this, Miss L/N but it is uncertain. That’s what happenes when you travel through time and knowing your future.' 

‘Why are you still trying to learn the answer?’ Snart came to the room. 

'No, I don’t. It is just-' 

'You are so desperate to know about us that i am suspecting that you may want to be Mrs. Snart.' 

'No, I am not. I was-' 

‘Really, if you really want to end up with me, just ask for a date and maybe, maybe, I will accept it.' 

'It felt like that you are the one who wants to date with Y/N’ said Jax. 

'Yes Snart, next time, ask for a date and maybe, maybe I will accept it.' 

'You guys make me wanna puke.’ Mick said. 

'Anyway, I thought we were agreed to learn what happened in the future when it happens or making the future not because someone else told you but you wanted to create it?' 

'Yes, of course. But I-' 

'I am so sorry to interrupt but i think we located where the next Savage attack is going to happen. 

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I saw Sara and Leo kissing in the Oculus when i was just about to going there. But that kiss was so sad and screamed that it was for goodbye. I ran into that place and then i saw Leo was going to sacrifice himself for us. 

‘Y/N.' 

'So, you are a hero after all.' 

‘Not only heroes can sacrifies themselves. Also, I finally get the answer for your future. Spoiler alert, it is not with me.' 

'Well, maybe you are going to come back somehow.' 

'Yeah, that would be such a cliche.' 

'We are fighting with time masters and saving time with some misfits, outcasts and criminals. How that can be cliche?' 

'Y/N, we have to go now.' 

I looked at Sara and then looked back at Leo. I couldn’t just say goodbye so why don’t we do some cliche? I kissed him with tears. It was sad, devastating and good kiss. Maybe the best one.  

‘Well, do not fight over me in the ship, okay? My heart would never be belong any of you but Mick. After all he is the one I am sacrificing myself for.' 

'We have to go.' 

After that was blurry. We ran into the ship and the Oculus get destroyed, with Leo inside.

Originally posted by aplacecalledshutupandstayhere

anonymous asked:

"Who..." with Kaminari?

It’s time for Pikachu.


Kaminari Denki x Reader !

Who…

  • Who said “I love you” first: You. Due to the fact that he in general such a (failing) flirty boy he wasnt sure if you’d take his words for real so he refrained to do so. But you were able to see him gape at you, some kind of sparkle could be read in those brown eyes. That guy hugged the hell out of you afterwards and thanking you many times, burying his nose into your neck with an even to relatively loud voice: “I love you too!”
  • Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background: Kaminari does and it was a random snap above that, it’s also not really the most beautiful picture and would most likely embarrass you, begging him to delete it and take another but he’d simply refuse. 
  • Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror: Kaminari, he tries to go with cheesy and flirty stuff or hit out his newest pun which will cause you to groan. Also things like: “Yesterday your fly was open kekk”, sometimes you have a wish to just slap your boyfriend for once.
  • Who buys the other cheesy gifts : Kaminari does rarely. He rather likes to gift you with prank presents which will either make you laugh or roll your eyes. But when he does make a cheesy one, it’s really lovely.
  • Who initiated the first kiss: Kaminari. It wasnt the best first kiss that you could wish for but no need to be picky because the male tried really hard though it ended up being more like an experiment kind of thing. Wasnt the best in picking time and mood though… 
  • Who kisses the other awake in the morning : You. But you know he’s not easy to wake up so another action must be performed, especially on his super lazy days. You yank off the blanket which will make him scream.
    Sounds like the best plan, he’d be mad at you ofc but not for too long.
  • Who starts tickle fights : Both of you and it always ends up in laying on the ground completely out of breath and exhausted - almost dead. 
  • Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower : Kaminari does but often you find yourself refusing because if he accidently sends a spark through the water it wouldnt end up well for the two of you. But your trust grows in his abilities and soon you’d find yourself enjoying it with your lover, sometimes even asking him. It will make him feel ultra lucky.
  • Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch: You but it’s not as often as he wished it’d be more due to his schedule. If it happens both of you turn really giddy for the rest of the day after lunch. But you’d most likely remind him to eat something and drink properly for this day - which also causes a grin to spread on his lips.
  • Who was nervous and shy on the first date : You, definitely. At first you felt really insecure and didnt even know what to talk about and how was a date supposed to go? Worries if he’d dislike it clouded your mind and all in all in the beginning of the relationship you werent the most confident. But he took initiative, showed you some of his fav spots of the city, inviting you for something to eat and offered his arm for you to link with it. Kaminari was a great help to make you feel more comfy so in the end when you pecked him on the cheeks you voiced a small “Thank you”. Good shit. 
  • Who kills/takes out the spiders: Kaminari screeches and you smack him on his shoulder for being such a puss (you’ve grown in the relationship, can you see). You can decide to kill or to spare. 
  • Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk: Kaminari. You will have a good laugh from it bc he’s such a jerk, denying the fact a bit that your heart feels so light and full with love. Both of you had lost it for each other even if he can sometimes annoy the hell out of you.

Admin Shiro

@ballon-head 

1. Your point was that mccree isnt fat, and that i didnt draw him skinny enough

2. since i wasnt clear enough with my first post, or you just cant read since you too choose to ignore the point, your comment was unnecessary and unwanted. theres a “new post” feature for every tumblr user, you should try using it instead of complaining on someone else’s art  

3. you responded publicly on my public post, and i have no issue publicly saying @ ball on head: go fuck yourself