it wasnt fox news this time

youtube

A news report saying pedophiles are likely playing Animal Crossing to pick up children. Some highlights:

  • “I cannot come up with any legitimate reason that an adult would be playing that particular game.”
  • Pointing out Tortimer as possibly being a pedophile fishing for children to send him photos
  • THERE ARE OFFICIALS DOING INVESTIGATIONS ON ANIMAL CROSSING

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week.