it was when they put the signs up so pft yes

Haunted Houses

Bucky x Reader
WC 1729
swearing, haunted houses, “dead” people (like people working at the haunted house dresses like the dead), creepy children (also at the haunted house)
AN This is written for  @bookybuns fic fest and my propt is:  “Your O face is blasted across every major magazine in the world, by the way.”

Aliens? Didn’t phase you. Psychotic scientists? Pft. But haunted houses? With ghosts? And zombies? And creepy children usually with chainsaws?! No thank you. Which is why you were wondering what the hell you were doing visiting a series of haunted houses with your fellow Avengers.

Walking towards the haunted mansion, you jumped when a person wearing a mask, holding a chainsaw walked near you, “What the actual hell am I doing here?” you muttered under your breath.

Natasha was walking next to you and she laughed at your actions, “C’mon, Y/N, it’s all in fun.”

“Fun?” you raised a brow at her, “This is not my idea of fun! This is bullshit.”

She gave you a look, “Hush you and watch your language. You know the money’s going to charity. Besides,” she grinned mischievously at you, “It’ll give you a chance to cozy up to a certain super soldier.”

It was your turn to give a look, “Please,” you were getting into the lineup for the mansion, “no one believes that I’m legitimately frightened,” you frowned, “which sucks because I am!”

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anonymous asked:

vmin + "I'm telling you that I like you, but you keep thinking that it's a friendly joke, so now I have to proof that I am serious"

“The thing is… I like you,” Jimin finally manages, clasping his sweaty, shaking hands together in his lap.

“Pft, is that all? Why are you so worked up about this? I like you too, buddy,” Taehyung assures him easily. 

“No… like, I like you. Romantically,” Jimin clarifies.

Taehyung’s smile flickers only just slightly. “Did Kook put you up to this?” He suddenly cranes his head around violently, looking for the apparent perpetrator. “COME OUT YOU FUCKER, hah hah, very funny, this is what I get for telling that hot girl you had a vestigial tail, I get it.”

“What the hell is wrong with you?” Jimin demands, brows creased. “I am so not kidding. I’ve been psyching myself up to do this for like two months.”

“You two got me good, you can stop now,” Taehyung smiles, wagging his finger at Jimin. “Damn dude, you’re amazing, you really look like you’re about to cry.”

“THIS IS LITERALLY MY WORsT CASE SCENARIO,” Jimin yells over Taehyung’s pleased giggles. “I AM VERY MUCH ABOUT TO CRY.”

“Seriously good acting, you should do porn or something,” Taehyung says, whipping out his phone, presumably to text Jungkook, who is still no where in sight. 

“You obtuse little f-” Jimin mutters, running his hands through his hair in frustration. His eyes narrow in thought, and he chews his lip. “Fair warning, if you do not say no, I am about to kiss you.”

“Yeah, sure, whatever dude, I appreciate the commitment to your character, but-”

He is abruptly silenced by the firm press of Jimin’s soft lips against his own. Taehyung’s phone goes clattering to the floor. His eyes wide open in shock and thus are able to confirm that yes, Park Jimin is currently kissing him. And wow yep, that’s quite nice, and, okay, maybe his lips parted just slightly to slot more easily against Jimin’s, and, sure, maybe his stomach just swooped like he was falling off a cliff.

After a moment, Jimin pulls back tentatively, all his steely resolve melted away and looking very insecure. 

“Oh.” Taehyung mutters dumbly.


“Oh… you. You’re…. You did that.”

“….Yeah,” Jimin confirms, searching Taehyung’s face for any sign of an answer and biting the hell out of his lip all the while. Taehyung can’t look away. 

“Can you do it again?”

anonymous asked:

if u can, plsplspls write bout the first time eggsy is on a mission as an offical kingsman and every agent thats in the mansion turns up and r completely fucking astounded as eggsy rips the baddies to pieces using his gymnastic skills and roxy is going tHATS MY BEST MATE and merlin has this proud dad look and basically everyone knows not to mess with eggsy bc holy shIT DID U SEE THAT HE SNAPPED A GUYS NECK WITH HIS THIGHS

HAHA YES everyone thinking “alright well yeah this kid saved the world BUT i bet i coulda done it if i had the chance pft he isn’t that great” 

and then seeing this and going “oh shit fuck i hope he didn’t hear me say that” 

YES I HAVE PLANS FOR THIS (also i hope you don’t mind the bit of merwin at the end i couldn’t help myself. it’s very light i swear don’t worry) 

Immediately after V-Day, Kingsman goes into a pseudo-lockdown. Merlin more or less takes over and calls everyone to homebase to regroup. No one is sent out on missions, no one has any assignments–Everyone, though, has to have a psych eval. 

“The world’s gone to shit, most of you killed civilians without conscious control, we’ve lost two agents in the past six months, and we were betrayed by our leader,” Merlin recites whenever one of them tries to argue with his decision. “Until you’ve been cleared, you won’t have a mission. So suck it up, go to your assigned meetings, and pass the evaluation before the world is back to its normal level of shittiness.” 

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(Akagami no Shirayuki-hime) 【Chapter Translation】 Akizuki Sorata - Chapter 79

Omg, all the politics in this arc…

So here’s the long awaited Chapter 79, after the superb chapter we had previously. This also finally answers the evil cliffhanger in Chapter 77, and what’s more… A FAMILIAR FACE RETURNS!

Once more… I now have a Donation button! If anyone doesn’t mind sparing a few dollars, it would really help me out! ><

Japanese Raws HERE.
Chinese Scans NOT ONLINE.

A single slash ‘/’ sign means that the dialogue is from another bubble that is joint with the previous one. Double slashes ‘//’ refer to dialogues that are from bubbles completely detached from the previous one. The brackets ‘()’ are for the small text that floats around the bubbles or the characters, or their thoughts. The asterisk ‘*’ refers to an action done by the character. ‘[]’ basically refers to my comments.

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Alone - Part Three

A/N: Okay so, I just found this, apparently i wrote it like over a week ago, which i don’t remember because i was high on pain meds ahahaha i didn’t really read it through but i skimmed through it and it doesn’t seem toooooooo bad, So enjoy! xx

Characters: Sam, Dean, Reader

Warnings: none? 

Word Count: 1800

Previous Parts: Part One, Part Two

You’ve been with the boys for awhile now, doing easy hunts here in their, typical hauntings, nice and simple salt and burns. A vampire or werewolf every once in awhile but most of the time was spent doing research on the darkness, or how to get there ‘angel’ friend Castiel back, they swore it was all real, you took there word for it but you were still un easy.

Sam and Dean, were like the family you never had but always wanted, they swore after they figured out how to stop the darkness they’d help you find your brothers, you gladly accepted the deal. You spit shook on it with the boys, Sam found it gross but Dean loved it. The boys would constantly ask you questions about your father and also your mother, it saddened you to speak about them but it also felt amazing, to tell someone about them.

“Y/n? What happened to these pages in the journal?” Sam asked gesturing towards a little bit of leftover pages.

“Oh, my Mum. A few hours before she took her life she found it and she was screaming, so i ran down stairs, she incoherently mumbling stuff, i asked her what was wrong and she ripped out a big chunk of pages, and chucked the journal at me, and well, that was that”

“Do you have the pages?” Dean questioned

You shook your head “No, after she did it i just couldn’t go back in that house alone yknow? Everything’s still there, the pages to. They wanted to sell the house but they knew no one would buy it so it got boarded up, all our old stuff, mine, my mum and dads are still in there”

Sam and Dean heads shot towards each other, perking up “We could go back, we could take you back” Sam spoke

“You wouldn’t be alone, you’d have us” Dean added

You smiled “I know, but i’m just not ready yet” sighing they nodded their heads.

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anonymous asked:

I just don't understand how you can (rightly) call out panels like that, but still justify everything about Grayson. I don't get it. Dick has been brought down so much from the amazing character he was before, it's insulting to him and fans. Not to mention the gross and constant sexualization of his character while belittling all his other skills.

answer below the cut. sorry, this become such a long, long answer probably bc I’ve been avoiding this discussion on fydg but I can’t avoid it forever so here we go, everything spilling out in a mess of emojis and feelings and bad unedited grammar 

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Just you and me, and you and me.

Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug

Pairings: Marichat, Ladynoir, Adrinette, Ladrien

Chapter 1 of ?

Summary: Well, Marinette’s secret is out… kinda. So now she needs to earn Chat Noir’s trust.

Genre: pfhuuuu, you tell me… but it’s not angst or tragic so that’s a relief.

AN: My first multi-chapter fanfiction and second fanfiction overall, so… read at your own risk xD Will be OOC here and there, but it’s for plot reasons, or because i’m a little shit and don’t have experience with writing. My little helper was and is and will be in future chapters my twin bro, @flirtacious-cat-noir give him a round of applause, because he has his work cut out for him. (I’M SO THANKFUL BRO, SO THANKFUL!!!) He’s gonna help me with proof reading, and slap at my hand if i’m too bad with characters and help me with some scenes when we get to that part.

Warning: The following fic is OOC and might cuss here and there, but nothing NSFW, so don’t worry.

“These are thoughts”

These are emphasises

These are emphasised thoughts

“These are conversations”


____________ <-scene change

With this cleared, let’s get on with it:

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Pet Store AU

Part 6: Opening Up

A/N: Hi guys! Thank you for waiting so patiently! This chapter is a little darker than the previous ones. I am pretty proud of this one though :) So I hope you like it!

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“Juvia. You don’t have to do this.” Gajeel grumbled as he sat on his bed, arms crossed.

“Of course she does!” The blue haired girl called out from his closet. “Juvia has to help Gajeel get ready for his date!”

“I don’t need your help!”

“Yes you do. Otherwise Gajeel would have gone on his date wearing that.”

Gajeel frowned, looking down at his clothes.  “What’s wrong with this?”

“Gajeel is going out to a nice restaurant! You can’t wear basketball shoes!”

“Feh!” Gajeel snorted. “You and your made up rules.”

“Ah!” Juvia emerged from the closet holding out a black shirt and jacket. “Wear this!”

Gajeel growled. “I told you, I can dress myself. I don’t need you mothering me!”

Juvia puffed her cheeks out. “Gajeel! Juvia is just trying to be a good friend. Tell Gajeel, Pantherlily!”

They turned to look down at the kitten who was sitting at their feet. Even though Gajeel had only adopted him a few weeks ago, Pantherlily was already getting bigger. He was becoming more agile and ruthless, to the personal delight of Gajeel.

Pantherlily stared up at Gajeel, unblinking. His eyes seemed to chastise him.

“Fine.” Gajeel grumbled, snatching the clothes out of Juvia’s arms. “I’ll try them on.”

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