it was this or hufflepuff

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Edits made by me :)

Hogwarts Houses’ Versions of ‘An Eye for an Eye’

for @silver-locket

Gryffindor: “An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. Stand your ground.”

Slytherin: “Two eyes for an eye. You step on my toes, I chop off your foot.”

Ravenclaw: “ ‘An eye for an eye’ leaves everybody blind.”

Hufflepuff:”You’re either an ‘eye for an eye’ person, or a ‘turn the cheek’ person. Only one can avoid violence.”

The Houses as Tumblr Text Posts Part 5
  • Ravenclaw: no similes, we die
  • Slytherin: I might seem like a cold bitch but when I'm into someone I'm like level 5 clinger, like wya? can I kiss you? can I love you?
  • Hufflepuff: I'm such a slut for reassurance!!!!!!! like tell me how much you love me!!!! KINKY AF
  • Gryffindor: "really?" I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

vikthebitch  asked:

The Hogwarts houses reacting to a Transgendered individual coming out

Ravenclaw: … I FUCKING KNEW IT *hands them book with strong trans protagonist*

Hufflepuff: Coolio. Cookie?

Gryffindor: Boy, girl, non- binary, or unicorn, will you still help me jump off the top of gryffindor tower and survive?

Slytherin: Already knew they had come out, and was already referring to them by their preferred pronouns in a seamless fashion 

Why’d Ya Come in Here Lookin’ Like That?

Originally posted by deanjackles


A/N:
So, this is my first time smutting solo. Which is not nearly as dirty as it sounds I swear. Thank you to Beka for listening to me whine incessantly about this. And for the confidence boosts. Also, to my Nori - @actuallyasgardian for the beta. I hope you guys enjoy. I went back and forth on this thing like 73 times, so please let me know what you think. (Also Chuck bless Dolly Parton and Justin Matisse.)

Pairing: Dean x Reader (also a tiny mention of Sam x Eileen because I will go down with that ship)

Words: 3,178 (I’m so sorry I don’t know why I’m like this)

Warnings: Smut (nothing that couldn’t be on HBO primetime) Language. There’s some really gross fluff in there too tbh.

~

“Are you um…are you wearing cowboy boots?”

“Yep!” Popping the ‘p’ Dean did a little spin. That’s when you noticed his new jeans. His new jeans that were just a little more snug than his usual style. He even had his shirt tucked in. Your mouth went dry just looking at him.

“Wh-why, why are you dressed like that?” You knew you were stammering and probably blinking too much, but seeing him dressed like this was…doing things to you.

“Found a case, figured if I’m gonna check it out I should fit in. Why?” He knew exactly why, but he kept his voice neutral as his eyes skimmed over you. “You like the get up?”

“Oh, I don’t know if like is the word I’d use.”

Sam walked in with his duffle bag and yours, interrupting your staring session. “Hey you ready? I want to hit the road soon, like now.”

“Dean found a case. I should stay back and help him.” you spouted entirely too fast, confusing Sam and causing Dean to choke back a laugh.

“Babe, it’s fine. I can give Garth a call, besides you were really looking forward to seeing Eileen.”

“I know, but you-you really shouldn’t be hunting by yourself, and Garth is out-ish and I kinda just butted in on Sam’s trip to see her. I’m sure he wanted alone time. I should stay back, yeah, Imma stay.”

Keep reading

  • Harry: You know, from now on, I will be calm. I will not let Malfoy piss me off.
  • Hermione: Harry, he can literally come into the same room as you and that's you off your head, steaming.
  • Harry: Hermione, you underestimate me, I am a strong-minded individual.
  • Draco: *exhales out loud*
  • Harry:
  • Harry:
  • Harry: bOI you stay doing some annoying shit.
  • Ron: Wow, 3 seconds. Your new record, Harry.

anonymous asked:

The houses at a fancy dinner

Ravenclaw: I don’t care if this is fancy I’m going to read my book and ignore you all.
Hufflepuff: Makes polite conversation while secretly planning to enlist Slytherin to raid the kitchen with them
Gryffindor: Helping hufflepuff raid kitchen since Slytherin refused (but did give them directions and a key)
Slytherin: Hosting party, looking fine af, and probably planning a murder.

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The Hogwarts houses for Pride

Slytherin - Gay, Bisexual and Transgender 

Gryffindor - Intersex, Leather and Genderfluid 

Ravenclaw - Pansexual, Asexual and Lesbian 

Hufflepuff - Bear, Genderqueer and Polyamorous

I know this is super late but I finished these just after Pride month ended and was probably going to post them next year however @l0vegl0wsinthedark motivated me to post them anyway. I’m sorry about the poor quality on a couple of them, the original size of the image is different in all.