it was the best class ever tbh

honestly my biggest pet peeve in fic AND in canon is everyone forgetting that kara is more than just a musclehead with the emotional range of a puppy and is actually a refugee, with her entire culture and language and religion wiped out, everyone she’s ever met dead, not simply a human with powers but a Kryptonian, always.

Who comes from a family of universe-renowned scientists, and was considered a genius by the standards of the extremely technologically advanced society that aren’t simply american humans in a few thousand years but people who probably have very different brains–along with also being created via the Codex and genetic manipulation (so it’s probably phased out any junk DNA, or vestigial structures–so, Kara probably doesn’t actually have an appendix or wisdom teeth tbh). If Kara had actually lived her life on Krypton, there’s a very high chance she would have went into the Science guild tbh

Really, imagine if you had gone through the equivalent of a rigorous phD program, and then all of a sudden put in a kindergarten science class. In the comics Kara was about to become the youngest person on the Kryptonian science counsel, ever

Yeah, of course Kara’s going to be bored with Earth level science, those science fairs that Alex dragged her along to are, to her, probably rudimentary at best, wildly off the mark at worst (and really–she’s been told to keep hidden. Genius children make news, genius children are noticed. Alex probably had a bit more leeway as the daughter of two world renowned scientists, already noticed by her teachers to be gifted but kara’s already the new adopted kid with the funny accent and mannerisms in a small town. That would be the exact opposite of laying low).

Lena’s probably a better tactician than Kara–a life as a Luthor would be a constant practice in tactics, long term planning. She’s definitely a brilliant scientist, but out of the two of them? Kara’s probably better.

And honestly? Lena realizing just how brilliant Kara really is, a fully fleshed three dimensional character, would be such a better story than just pretending that kara is an idiot with maybe 3 emotions.

Part of what makes Kara such a compelling character is that she’s been through so much, has so much anger and rage and sorrow but still manages to be a light and inspiration for others, intelligent, someone with a gift with words, a genius–someone who thinks of herself–Kara Zor-El, the powerless Kryptonian–as ordinary, someone not yet worthwhile, but she wants to be. She defeated Myriad through her words, through her sincerity and optimism, simply as herself. As Astra said, Kara “has the heart of a hero,” regardless of powers.Her heart is what makes her a hero.

tl;dr: kara is more than just a “puppy” who is incapable of intelligent thought

ok y'all have been sorting pjo characters into hogwarts houses which would be nice if you were doing it right

it’s great that you’re trying and all but the thing is, I find a lot of them following the same pattern:

All the demigods are automatically in Gryffindor, because they’re super brave. Octavian and Ethan Nakamura and Clarisse and all sorts of people the fandom doesn’t like are obviously in Slytherin because, you know, Slytherin is hella evil. Then we’ve got the stuck-ups in Ravenclaw and the background characters in Hufflepuff, ‘cause apparently it’s the potato House.

Since all this is hella stereotypical and not at all correct, I was like, well, what would I do? Well hERE IS THE ANSWER ASSHATS

*bill nye voice* please…cOnSiDeR tHe FoLLoWiNg


Percy is a hella Hufflepuff, no denying it, not one bit. He doesn’t care about a position or nothing, he is just a pure Hufflepuff inside and out.

Let’s talk about some major Hufflepuff qualities here:

• Dedication (yo my boy percy is pretty dedicated to the camp and to staying alive am i right i mean he was literally not at all tempted to join kronos’ army like ever soo yeah. also. consider a thing. have u even read the books. if they are a smol bean and he has met them at least 15 mins ago u bet ur lil ass he’s dedicated)

• Patience (percy has not decapitated a SINGLE god on purpose and they all keep coming back, i mean it’s bound to happen someday but CMON YOU GOTTA ADMIRE HIM FOR THAT. literally so patient. even by ADHD standards and its ok u can ask me i have ADHD but that’s beside the point back to percy now)

• Loyalty (it’s his freaking fatal flaw wtf else do you want from him??? to jump into tartarus out of loyalty to his girlfriend??? you do one wrong thing to percy’s friend and he will mESS UP YOUR SHIT LIKE A TRUE HUFFLEPUFF DON’T EVEN PRETEND HE WON’T. remember nancy? I THOUGHT SO. FIRST FEW PAGES OF THE SERIES. AND IT ONLY GETS BETTER)

THAT BEING SAID: ALL THESE THINGS ARE DEF PRETTY IMPORTANT TO PERCY OKAY

Conclusion: HELGA HUFFLEPUFF IS HAPPY THAT SHE HAS SUCH A HELLA HUFFLEPUFF IN HER HOUSE WHERE HE BELONGS.


Don’t try to tell me my girl Annabeth is a Ravenclaw because she ain’t no Ravenclaw get outta my face and let me lay down some FACTS here

LOOK AT THESE SLYTHERIN/ANNABAE TRAITS

• Cunning (we all know what this means so lemme just throw down some hella rad SYNONYMS because those are just the bOMB DIGGITY: we got crafting, scheming, designing, and calculating rn. YOU KNOW WHO IS ALL OF THOSE THINGS? MY GIRL ANNIE. FIGHT ME. I GOT ANNABETH ON MY TEAM AND SHE WILL SLAY YOU WITH HER CLEVERNESS AND DECEIT BEFORE SHE EVEN TAKES OUT HER DAGGER. SHE TRICKED ARACHNE INTO WEAVING HER OWN DEATH TRAP FOR ZEUS’ SAKE)

• Resourcefulness (lil bby annabeth ran away from home in SAN FRANCISCO when she was SEVEN and met luke and thalia in RICHMOND which is in VIRGINIA. SHE WAS SEVEN AND SOMEHOW WENT FROM THE WEST COAST TO THE EAST COAST. GOTTA BE RESOURCEFUL FOR THAT. also remember that time when she broke her ankle, scolded it, then made a cast out of bUBBLE WRAP? BECAUSE I DO. AND THEN THE WHOLE WEAVING A BRIDGE THING. DANG GIRL.)

• Ambition (don’t deny it this girl’s fatal flaw is pride and those two things are connected aS SHIT. SHE’S SO INTENT ON BEING AN ARCHITECT THAT SHE GOT THE GODS TO GIVE HER A JOB REDESIGNING MOUNT OLYMPUS AND THATS A BIG ASS THING IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. reminder that this girl had the chance to get away from a sphinx but she challenged it instead because it was sorta insulting?? who else do we know is like this?? oh yeah fUCKIGN SLYTHERINS)

ANNABETH BAMF CHASE HAS ALL THESE QUALITIES AND SHE KNOWS IT. THAT’S WHY SHE USES THEM TO HER ADVANTAGE SO OFTEN.

Conclusion: SALAZAR SLYTHERIN SAYS ANNABETH CHASE CAN SLAY HIS BASILISK ANYTIME THAT’S HOW PERFECT SHE IS FOR THIS HOUSE.

LEMME TALK TO YOU ABOUT A THING HERE. A BIG THING. AN IMPORTANT THING. JASON IS A RAD LIL RAVENCLAW BOOGER AND HERE’S WHY. THERE ARE A WHOLE LOTTA RAVENCLAW TRAITS BUT IMMA GIVE YOU 3.

• Wisdom (yeah annabeth’s mom may be the goddess of wisdom but if jason wasn’t wise then how the heckity heck would he have survived long enough to be made a freaking PRAETOR. also you know what fight me. jason is the equivalent of a giant dog that is a floofer and goes boof and loves small children but that has nothing to do with wisdom anyway he is one of the smartest out of the seven)

• Individuality (yeah that’s a thing go ask my girl JK. if jason isn’t so Original™ then explain to me please how he restored the Fifth Cohort to awesomeness?? he was a total badass who didn’t take any shit and turned it around for the whole cohort that’s how. this lil boi is an individual yis. one might ask how can one be a badass but also be a fluffball? well jason did it so stop asking ok)

• Acceptance (we are talking about the official mom friend and the founder of the nico di angelo protection squad what else do you want him to do, hug mother earth??? he wrote the song you’ve got a friend in me because he loves everyone)

SEE HERE: JASON IS A TOTAL DORK NERD WHO POKES PIPER AND GOES “PIPER. PIPER LISTEN TO THIS THING I FOUND OUT TODAY. PIPER ISN’T IT AWESOME”

Conclusion: NOWHERE ELSE IS WHERE JASON GOES. HE WEARS THE RAVENCLAW DIADEM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES. FIGHT ME. ALSO THE GREY LADY BC HE MAKES HER COOKIES AND SHE LOVES IT EVEN THOUGH SHE’S DEAD AND CAN’T EAT THEM.


Consider yourself a thing. Consider all of the Gryffindor Piper things. JUST CONSIDER THEM.

• Recklessness (subtle reminder that Piper used her charmspeak to fuckign steal stuff even though she knew she would get caught. also consider yourself some other things. remember when she anNIHILATED A FRICKIN GODDESS WITH HER IMPULSIVENESS BECAUSE YES. remember when she and anniebell had to do the thing with the stuff that was all about feelings and shit but lil orphan annie over there was totally lost and all like “this is hella illogical” and pipes was just all “we just gotta dO THE THING ANNABETH” and it was total badassery bc it’s the reason i live)

• Bravery (this girl went on her first quest like a week after she found out she was a demigod and would probably die a painful death bUT DID SHE STUTTER?? nah. REMEMBER WHEN SHE SCREAMED AT A CROWD OF ANGRY ROMAN CHILDREN WHO WANTED MURDER BECAUSE JASON GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BRICK AND SHE HAD TO PROTECT HIM??? BRAVE. went on her first quest knowing that her dad was probably gonna die and did all the things to make the giants angry and plan a rescue??? BRAVE AF.)

• Chivalry (HELLA amazing friend because she’s just sO GENUINE AND KIND and you know that if someone hurts you she will CUT THEM WITH HER SUPER BADASS KNIFE THAT GIVES PEOPLE NIGHTMARES. stands by jason ALL THE TIME especially when he needs her and actually everyone can count on her for all of the things.)

SO: IF YOU DON’T THINK PIPER IS HELLA BRAVE THEN YOU ARE VERY WRONG MY DEAR FRIEND.

Conclusion: Piper would have defeated Voldemort by year 2 but sadly she was not the chosen one. GODRIC GRYFFINDOR SAYS HER FACE SHOULD BE PERMANENTLY ENGRAVED ON HIS SWORD SO THAT THE LAST THING THEIR ENEMIES SEE IS THE CUTE AND UNFORGIVING FACE OF PIPER MCLEAN.


On the subject of Leo: This child is a Ravenclaw through and through no evidence needed but jUST IN CASE I WILL TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE STUFF.

• Creativity (we are talking about a smol bean who makes tiny helicopters and stuff that actually works WHEN HE IS NOT EVEN LOOKING AT WHAT HE IS DOING OR PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO IT. remember how this child saw a terrifying bronze dragon that everyone had tried and failed to tame and just went “sweet, imma grab that so we can ride off into the Canadian sunset”??? yeahp. remember when apollo needed a thing so he just casually freaking iNVENTED A BRAND NEW INSTRUMENT LIKE IT WAS NBD??? I DO. BADASS)

• Originality (leo practically becomes famous for his abilities to come up with plans that are so ridiculously original that nobody figures out what’s happening before it’s too late and if that’s not good enough for you then idk what is. allow me to raise you the cyclops incident, right next to the robot eidolons thing plus that whole fiasco where he fuckign died, also did i mention the valdezinator or the fact that he was the only person to ever figure out how to return to ogygia?? this kid is a mechanical engineer already and he’s 16 im pretty sure baby eight year old leo sat through calculus classes at a local college and got the best grades tbh)

• Wit (leo is the master of comebacks and rash two-minute ideas that actually end up working like damn son this is a purebred Ravenclaw right here lemme just appreciate this. also hey remember that time where he got launched off of a flying ship and was hurtling downwards at a very alarming rate because you know that’s what happens when you fall and he literally actually built himself a working helicopter so that he wouldn’t die all while free falling from probably at least a few thousand feet in the air like damn son)

AS A FOOTNOTE: LEO CAN RIVAL ANNABETH IN KNOWLEDGE I MEAN HE IS A MECHANICAL ENGINEER WHAT MORE DO YOU ASK FOR

Conclusion: Leo and Jason share the diadem. Leo gets it on mondays, wednesdays and fridays and Jason gets to wear it on tuesdays, thursdays and saturdays and on sundays they surrender it to the marble bust of Rowena Ravenclaw in the Ravenclaw Tower who says that LEO DESERVES TO BE IN RAVENCLAW EVEN MORE SO THAN YOUR AVERAGE STUDENT COME AT ME BRO


ok well hazel is somehow both my child and my mom so I’m not exactly sure how that works but anyway hERE ARE ALL THE REASONS THAT HAZEL IS A BEAUTIFUL, BADASS SLYTHERIN.

• Cunning (hey y'all remember that time with the cliff and the turtle and the feet?? terrifying huh?? yeah girl slay!! hazel will trick you and manipulate you and you won’t have any idea it’s happening until you’re being gobbled up by your own gargantuan pet sea turtle. Slytherins are also known for achieving their ends in any and all ways and all i could think of was how my child actually literally fuckign died so that she could stop the rise of acelonywhatever and the whole time she was 13 and staring death and gaea right in the frickin face and she didn’t give any shits at all)

• Resourcefulness (let’s talk about that time when hazel was “captured” by the amazons and basically had nothing so she did the only logical thing which was drown them in massive piles of jewelry from the warehouse and make them beg for mercy, also there was this horse thing that nobody could touch and she just casually goes “oh just a sec lemme summon a giant gold nugget that was probably at least a mile into the dirt because how else would it be this big” and he loves her and she rides him into victory. did i mention that hazel is my mom?? this is just one (1) of the sUPER RAD RESOURCEFUL THINGS that hazel manages to pull off)

• Ambition (hazel both believes and knows for a fact that she can literally do all of the things and she never once doubts herself like at all because she is AMAZEBALLS LIKE THAT. SHE WAS 13 AND THE AMAZONS WERE ALL LIKE “DANG GIRL WE WANT YOU ON OUR TEAM” and she was like “i got this huge to-do list but nbd i’ll get her done” like she is pURE CONFIDENCE AND. YES)

Also: SHE’S TOTALLY SUPER COOL WITH ALL THE THINGS AND IS NEVER FAZED. THAT IS MY GIRL.

Conclusion: HAZEL LEVESQUE IS SLYTHERIN AF AND WILL ALWAYS ACHIEVE HER ENDS NO MATTER HOW MANY GIANT SEA TURTLES SHE HAS TO FEED YOU TO. SALAZAR SLYTHERIN FRICKIN APPROVES AND THINKS THAT SHE IS JUST AS TERRIFYING AS ANNABETH.


Not gonna deny that my lil noob Frankie’s a tRUE PURE-HEARTED GRYFFINDOR. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD AGREE WITH ME.

• Chivalry (WE’RE TALKING ABOUT A CHILD WHO WILL TRIP OVER HIS OWN FEET AND PUNCH HIMSELF IN THE FACE IF IT MEANS HE’S SHOWING RESPECT TO YOU. my dude doesn’t care who you are, he will literally always show you respect until he’s given a reason not to. everything he eVER DOES is because he’s PROTECTING SOMEONE or he’s GETTING A LIL BIT OF PAYBACK and if that’s noT A GRYFFINDOR THING THEN DAMN SON YOU SHOULD REALLY SORT OUT YOUR PRIORITIES)

• Bravery (if you’re going to come into mY HOUSE and tell me that FRANK ZHANG ISN’T BRAVE then feel free to hit yourself in the face with a hammer because guess what losers?? this kid loses his mom and then his gma just goes “oh by the way you’re half god and you have a gift that you need to figure out for yourself and also here’s this piece of wood, don’t burn it or else you will actually die, now go with this pack of fuckign wolves to camp so that monsters won’t attack you and you won’t die, plus when you get there you have to beg forgiveness for this thing that your great grandfather did or else they might literally murder you. have fun” and frankie just rOLLS WITH IT AND KICKS ASS WHILE BEING A CUTE LIL CHUBBY BUNNY. LET’S NOT FORGET ABOUT HOW HE COMPLETELY OBLITERATED A WHOLE CITY’S WORTH OF MONSTERS to appease a stupid ass god and save nico and hazel from being forever plants and he gets back and trippy is absolutely terrified of him because omg he’s glowing red and he actually did the thing and oh also he kind of scared me so much that i sort of forgot i was a god and had power over him)

• Nerve (let me repeat how FRANK ENOUGH NERVE TO THREATEN A GOD WITHOUT EVEN THINKING OF THE CONSEQUENCES. I’M SO DONE WITH THIS. THIS IS MY SHIT THANKS. PLS APPRECIATE FRANKIE YOURE ALL BREAKING MY HEART. Also remember how he entrusted his real actual lifeline to somebody who wasn’t him like daaang boi that is so pure)

Additionally: FRANK ZHANG IS THE REASON I AM ALIVE AND WELL. ALSO REMEMBER HOW HE BECAME PRAETOR?? I DO BELIEVE THAT IS THE MOST BADASS WAY ANYONE HAS EVER BECOME PRAETOR PLEASE AND THANKS

Conclusion: GODRIC GRYFFINDOR CRIED WHEN FRANK WAS SORTED INTO HIS HOUSE. GODRIC DOESN’T THINK HE EVEN DESERVES FRANK. FRANK CAN HAVE 4 OF HIS SWORDS.



THIS HAS BEEN A THING. A THING WITH HOUSES AND PJO. I HOPE THIS WAS ENTERTAINING AT LEAST. THANK YOU KINDLY.

Signs at School ✍️️

ⓐⓡⓘⓔⓢ: you think that they are failing class, oh boy, once you see their grades you will be amazed
ⓣⓐⓤⓡⓤⓢ: only good in English, don’t ask about their other grades
ⓖⓔⓜⓘⓝⓘ: is probably one of the smartest kids in class tbh
ⓒⓐⓝⓒⓔⓡ: is crying because they forgot to study *is actually really confident that they will still ace the test*
ⓛⓔⓞ: their favorite class is PE because most of their friends are there and it is fun
ⓥⓘⓡⓖⓞ: is best friends with the teachers, no one else but them
ⓛⓘⓑⓡⓐ: is sobbing because the lecture is boring and their next class is math and they forgot to do their homework
ⓢⓒⓞⓡⓟⓘⓞ: is one of the popular kids but suck in class
ⓢⓐⓖⓘⓣⓣⓐⓡⓘⓤⓢ: same thing with Leo, ugh PE is just the best class ever, you get to run with your besties
ⓒⓐⓟⓡⓘⓒⓞⓡⓝ: smart but shy, don’t know how that matches
ⓐⓠⓤⓐⓡⓘⓤⓢ: a nerd but lost their lunch because their friend scared them
ⓟⓘⓢⓒⓔⓢ: (science>B+) (pe>F) (math>F) (history>A-) (english>A) (art>A+) just some of their grades first semester

superhero!au with seungkwan

Originally posted by seungkvvan

the kid i babysit is in love with avengers, marvel, batman, superman, etc. and we ended up watching spider man 3&2 in that order. so i was like oh what if i did a superhero!femalereader and have seungkwan have the mary jane love interest? 

“HE’S NOT SUPER MAN HE’S JUST A BIG MAMA’S BOY” - donghae in super junior m’s super girl (korean version)

  • seungkwan is your best friend. like you will ask to call him at midnight because you have tea to spill. (seriously you always have tea to spill). 
  • and somehow seungkwan is like yes please give me all the juicy details about this high school rival of yours.
  • he’s the kind of guy who will dramatically support you and always say “yaaaass” or “you do you boo”
  • so honestly, you’re not sure why you haven’t spilled the details that you’re a superhero. like lbr, seungkwan is the most trustworthy friend of all your friends.

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okay but can we just take a moment to imagine Team Voltron+ in high school and parkour

- Coran is the quirky teacher who wears weird clothes to school but is really chill? Makes up the best assignments and makes his classes actually interesting and makes the students actually want to participate. Still pushes his students to be the best that they can, and is always open to students who want to talk to him about anything, problems, concerns, doubts, everything. Has probably made something explode (it doesn’t matter the class). He’s that one teacher who’s too young to be their dad figure, but too old to be their “friend”.

- Shiro is a senior and was the star of the basketball team until he got in a motorcycle accident which resulted in him losing his left arm and needing a prosthetic, and having a scar running across his nose. Good grades, good kid, but just hasn’t been the same since the time of his accident. Lots of rumors about this kid, but honestly, he’s just stressed. Doesn’t really talk to anyone, but the people he does talk to are the people that others tend to avoid. He accepts them and they appreciate him so much.

- Keith is the “emo” sophomore. At least, that’s what everyone at school thinks. In all actuality, he gets one of the best, if not the best, grades in his grade. He just has some disciplinary issues, so he ends up in detention a lot, labeling him as a delinquent. There are so many rumors about this kid that even the teachers have some, but no, he’s just clueless. Still a dork tbh, because nothing could ever change that. He just has troubles expressing his emotions sometimes.

- Lance is a sophomore and seems like one of those popular people, but in reality is kind of in the background. Works hard at everything, only to find out that he’s not the best. Loved by the freshmen and sophomores, and teachers, like he’s Coran’s favorite. Flirts with all of the cheerleaders, but they’ve all turned him down. Known as the class clown, but still trying to find his place in his school.

- Hunk is also a sophomore and kinda gets picked on for being “a girly crybaby” (if someone actually said this about Hunk, I am fine with going to prison. Just saying). IS SUCH A SWEETHEART STILL like he brings his friends these homemade meals and stuff, and he shares his notes with whoever asks and I mean, they’re so helpful. Needs a little more self-confidence! Brings snacks everywhere and ends up sharing the people sitting around him. 

- Pidge is a freshman who takes approximately 0 crap from anyone. She’s actually gotten pretty famous for correcting the teacher in the middle of class, especially when they’re rude to her, and she is the top of her grade, so she’s kinda intimidating. Has actually gotten into fights with administration and upperclassmen before, and hacks into the school system. Loves her brother with all of her heart, and handles all of her brother’s bullies.

- Matt is a junior who kinda blended into the background until his sister joined his high school, at which point he became known as the only person who could calm her down. Also exceptionally bright, but sometimes gets picked on because of this. Doesn’t really want to be involved with anything, including most people, because science is better anyway. An awkward sweetheart.

- Shay is a freshman who’s really sweet and always open to helping people. Really shy at first, but doesn’t discriminate against anyone. Understanding, accepting. No one can actually hate her because she sees too much good in everyone. She sometimes doesn’t understand concepts, but she actually asks her teachers for help so they love her. Slowly gaining confidence.

- Allura being the beautiful, popular junior that all the girls want to be and all the guys have had a crush on at one point or another. Kind, strong, smart, basically perfect. A cheerleader, but not like one of those stereotypical rude ones that are in all of the movies. Talks to everyone and makes sure everyone is included to the best of her abilities. She’s the girl who knows literally everything because everyone goes to her to talk about their problems, and she loves helping. 

- except no one talks. No one even knows each other. Except Allura. Allura remembers everything that they went through because this is simply an affect of one of the planets they landed on and they’re still fighting the Galra, but they’re under this spell that has confused their concept of what’s reality, and it’s up to Allura to help them all remember each other and their mission. But can you just imagine the pain Allura would go through as she watched her beloved teammates, her family never even speak while she remembered everything? I live for angst. But I feel as though Allura may have some sort of ability to cancels any effects of magic/time warps/alternate realities. Maybe it’s that thing that seemed like magic at the end of season two???

- I never said this was an AU.

- So as she’s trying to get everyone back together, the team don’t actually get along because their personalities clash so much? Especially Lance and Keith, because it was the same last time too, and Allura is too done to have to get them to get along all over again oh my word save her.

- But one night, they all ended up at Keith’s little hang out area which has been overrun by a group of kids their age and upon arrival, the team voltron+ kids were kinda awkward and stiff. but Allura is trying her best to get them to relax and have fun, but these other jerks start making crude comments about Allura, Pidge, and Shay. 

- And I swear it’s like a switch goes on. Everyone goes to protect Allura, like Keith is actually prepared to beat the living crap out of them and Pidge is right behind him, plus that is no way to talk to her or any other lady for that matter. Shiro goes deadly silent and gives them his worst glare, because boy does he look the part. Lance and Hunk are less physical about it, but they are fully prepare to go. And Coran has already started lecturing them, but seeing their bad attitudes has resorted to turning a blind eye to whatever happens to them after that. Matt may not be the strongest, but no one talks to his sister like that. And Shay is in that same place, although she really just doesn’t want anyone to get hurt, and doesn’t want to fight anyone. And Allura is just so proud and happy, because even though they themselves weren’t all on good terms, they would still protect her…! But I mean, this girl probably throws the first punch because “SCREW YOU BUCKOS I AM A LADY”

- They legitimately chase them out of the park and everyone just kinda acknowledges everyone else’s athletic abilities and Keith mentions this being his area to practice parkour stunts and Allura exclaims “We should make this a thing!” and poor Shay just says, “I don’t think it would be a good idea to have to deal with those kind of people again” and Allura smiles and explains the idea of being some sort of parkour group.

- Coran is against the idea until they get into a sort of parkour battle with some other kids (not the same guys from before) and they make fun of him, and Coran literally just jumps right in there with the rest of his students (which is kinda awkward to him, but oh well), and they’re like “okay whoa” and yeah, now he’s kinda invested.

- And thus, Team Voltron was born again. Except this time… in parkour.

- This started with me liking the au of them being in school (high school, or college, really) and then I found the dance AU and as much as I love the diversity of the dances, I just… I love parkour…? I can’t do it to save my life probably because, I mean, I barely even work out. But I admire it so much? Either parkour or some kind of street-dancing/hip-hop they got going on.

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lmao well, yall, if you ever get attacked for donations posts, let us know and we’ll reblog your hatemail with sick burns to make you feel better continuing your donation posts, also we’ll reblog your donations posts tbh. don’t let these greedy assholes stop you from getting help, we’ll fIGHT them for you lmao, as best we can. 

anonymous asked:

Crash class on the Boys Familys etc please?

Brandon has an older sister named Halie, his best friend is Noah and his girlfriend’s name is Charlotte

Zion has an older sister named Kékéli (or Reine, idk which one she prefers) and his little brother, the better Kuwonu, is Elom

Austin’s mom, Tina, is very active with the fans, and the sweetest person ever tbh (tinaporter3boys_ on all socials) ! He also has an older brother, Mason, and a younger brother, Ryan. One of his oldest friends is called Mya, she’s a dancer. I’ve only seen them once together but thought I’d mention her

Edwin has two younger siblings and an older sister. His dad is always liking tweets about wym and PM (@ehonoret). He also tweets snaps of the family jamming to the boys’ songs like, recently he posted a snippet of Open Arms 💀😭

Nick has two older brothers, Rob and Chris (who’s also a dancer), and his girl’s name is Alexys

REAL TALK THO tododeku can potentially be such a beautiful relationship??? like deku flipped todo’s world upside down and i can totally imagine him being smitten with deku and he’d try to flirt but at first he’d be sO AWKWARD because he doesn’t have any social skills and it’s not like deku is that social either so they would awkwardly tiptoe round each other 

and deku would have the cutest little crush on him but he doesn’t let himself dwell on it because he honestly doesn’t think todo would ever reciprocate it and he’d be so hAPPY!!!!!! when he finds out that todo likes him back

and tbh i can only see them being in those long term relationships where they are each other’s first and one and only and they’d keep supporting each other to be the best and they’d bring out the good in each other like MUTUALLY BENEFITICAL PARTNERS HECK YA and just being the old married couple of the class where they just smile at each other and blush and say ‘hi’ and the whole class groans my god this ship will end me

alana beck would be such a good friend tbh?? she’d probably check in on you all the time to make sure you’re keeping up on homework and offer help whenever you need it (and sometimes she needs a lil help too, calculus is def not her forte) and she’d send you pics of the notes you missed when you weren’t feelin too hot (and wtf her notes are so neat?? they’re color coded and perfect??? she’s got the best handwriting you’ve ever seen) plus you swear to god the teachers use her typed annotations of books as the class copy for everyone. naturally with her taking all ap/honors classes you’d be really helpful by calming her down during particularly stressful weeks and helping her take chill days where u just watch movies and eat snacks in ur jammies. she’d be killer at painting nails btw her hand is so steady it’s amazing. and her skin?? so smooth. one time you held her hand during a scary movie bc she does not handle those well and letting go was probably the worst part of your life. she definitely gives the best hugs, you never want to let go. idk this got kinda off topic i just have a huge platonic crush on alana i love her

Pyramid of white fuckboys

1. Basic ass Fuckboy– Doesn’t text back. Owns fuckboy gear, but might not wear it. Desperate. Pure masturbation, but lies about getting sooo much pussy, brah . Says “yack” instead of vomit. Has said #notallmen.

2. Beginning Fuckboy - Expects oral, but doesn’t reciprocate. Wears polo, especially with extra-large logo. Always texts “what would you do if I were there with you?”. Snapbacks or Carhartt hats. Smokes at lunch. Cracked iPhone. Lives in the North End or West Seattle. Says someone if “Pretty for..” whatever race/ethnicity they are

3. Overall Fuckboy -Probably wears a bucket hat, Calls women exclusively “females” or “girls” or something equally offensive. Wears Hawaiian shirts. Says “lol” after EVERYTHING. Either exclusively Nike or Adidas. Owns a Trek God CD. Brags about smoking at lunch. Is a menenist. Polo ON POLO (AKA the “Grega”). Vapes. Doesn’t like black girls, but loves Beyoncé.

4. Super Fuckboy- Thinks he is a rapper. Twitter name is “yung” anything, or contains 69 in any form. Can’t handle his alcohol – blames it on the bubbles. Snap story constantly features smoking. Clothing with a weed print. Xanax enthusiast.

5. The ultimate Fuckboy - Wears puffy North face every day. Does not understand what “no” means. TRIPLE WINKIE FACES. Informs women about their appearances. Idolizes Iggy Azalea. Has said “There is a difference between women and bitches”. Was involved in the creation of Trek God. Owns menenist apparel.

P101 Classes When Drunk

Privateer: You guys are my best friends!

Witchdoctor: Hey, hey want to see something freaky?

Swashbuckler: I’m so sneaky, no one will ever see me swipe that pie I a freakin ninja or something. *loudly stumbling across the room*

Musketeer: I have in the past five minutes, comprised the most ingenus prank ever to have been pranked, they will never see it coming it will be so great

Buccaneer: Do you think if I fight the bouncer we can get free drinks? Whatever, I’m going for it

huffle-poof  asked:

18 and 33? 💫

18. Obsession?
Musicals, writing (when I have motivation), and Harry Potter
33. Best day of your life?
Not really sure to be honest. I don’t really have one? A good day was going to a theme park with my orchestra class and running around all day with friends but I wouldn’t really call it the best day ever tbh

ok but an until dawn au where the entire thing is actually a wildly popular horror show on the internet put together by josh and his sisters + friends during their little blackwood pines escapade (deciding to mostly act as themselves bc most of them suck at acting save for a few) and it starts out as a silly joke at first but just happens to go viral out of nowhere. extensive as fuck au below be warned.

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best friend to boyfriend: joshua
  • you’re new at school and joshua is part of the welcome committee so naturally he’s the first face you see there
  • he says “hi, i’m joshua hong, welcome to our school, i’ll show you around!”
  • he’s wearing t-shirt, cardigan and jeans and he is grinning from ear to ear
  • you kinda wanna punch him in the face tbh bc he is so happy it’s kind of irritating
  • he shows you where all of your classes are and when he lets you go he says “if you ever need anything, i’m always available to just let me know!” and he even offers to study with you whenever you need the help
  • and you’re like “suuuuuuure”
  • he also gave you his phone number which you shoved into your pocket
  • you think you’re free from mr. perfect now don’t you?
  • WRONG
  • at lunch he notices you sitting by yourself so he sits with you and makes small talk with you, asks if you’re liking the school so far
  • on the outside you’re normal but on the inside you’re like “when will i have peace”
  • you also have some classes with him, w h y
  • you eventually learn to tolerate joshua’s omniscience bc it’s not like he’s not going anywhere
  • you’ve already figured out that he has good grades and all the teachers love him as do numerous girls but you realize that he’s actually really laid-back and chill and you like that about him
  • you also realize that many kids at school make fun of him for his squeaky-clean reputation and he has a pretty good attitude for someone who puts up with so much crap
  • after a while you don’t feel like you need to act a certain way around him bc he accepts you regardless
  • seriously though, one time you accidentally cursed in front of him while you were ranting about something and you caught yourself and you were like oH NO I’VE SINNED but joshua was just like “it’s okay, i understand”
  • he’s a big fan of random acts of kindness
  • one time you were behind him in line at starbucks and you didn’t think he noticed you but when you went up to the counter, ordered your drink and dug around in your pockets for the right amount of money the barista was like “you’re good, the guy in front of you just paid for you”
  • and you were so surprised, like you knew joshua was nice but not that nice
  • you and him had study dates because you could really use the help and joshua was always willing to help
  • people at school were like “does joshua like you or smth???” and you were like ?????? joshua ?????? liking me ?????? that’s absurd
  • well surprise, he’s madly in love with you and it’s torturing him but he doesn’t show it
  • one time he was helping you with your homework at your house and you’d been at it for so long that you couldn’t think straight and you were so overwhelmed that you just broke down and started crying
  • joshua had never seen you cry and seeing you this way made his lil heart shatter into a million pieces 
  • he took the textbooks out from under and suggested that you take a break and then he hugged you for the longest time 
  • he rocked you back and forth and whispered in your ear that you’re not a failure and you shouldn’t be so hard on yourself because you’ve been doing so well
  • from then on you were like “what a great FRIEND i have, joshua is such a good FRIEND, i appreciate our FRIENDSHIP”
  • liar, you like him, but you’re restraining yourself bc you’re scared of ruining your relationship with him
  • your parents have you drop something off at his house once and when you enter the house you hear a guitar and the loveliest singing voice in the world
  • and you’re like IS THAT JOSHUA ????? HE PLAYS GUITAR ???? AND SINGS ??????
  • but he heard you shut the door so he stops playing guitar and runs right down the stairs 
  • he’s preparing to head somewhere so he’s wearing trouser pants, nice shoes and a white button up with the sleeves pushed to his elbows and he’s carrying his blazer and tie in his hands
  • you almost stop breathing for a moment when you see him 
  • you’re just like JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
  • but you’re trying to maintain your composure so you say hi and he takes what’s in your hands and puts it aside 
  • you say you’ll go bc he looks like he’s in a rush but he’s like “you can visit for a while if you want to”
  • and you’re like “oh okay”
  • he looks at you and he looks really concerned all of a sudden and he says “are you okay?”
  • and you’re like “yeah, i’m fine, why?” 
  • he says “you’re looking kind of red” and puts his hand on your forehead and your heart starts beating REALLY fast
  • and then he slides his hand down to your cheek and you think you’re gonna pass out but you’re like “joshua i’m fine”
  • and he’s like “i’m sorry, i just…i get so concerned about you…” and then he puts his hand on the back of your neck and leans in to kiss your lips
  • YOU WEREN’T PREPARED FOR THIS AT ALL AND YOU CAN’T FUNCTION PROPERLY ANYMORE
  • when he pulls away his eyes are twinkling like stars and he is looking at you with so much affection
  • and he says “Y/N, i love you”
  • and you’re like “joshua…..i didn’t realize you felt that way about me……”
  • he kisses you again before leave
  • you’re now dating the guy who used to be the last person you wanted to see 
  • dates with joshua are so nice, he takes you to restaurants and to the beach and sometimes you guys go on walks together and hold hands
  • you call or text him if you need to get something off your chest because he’s always there when you need someone to listen to you (and he’ll call you sometimes to talk bc he’s got issues too)
  • one time you were having a really bad day so he picked you up from your house and gave you a cup of tea and he let you wear his jacket and you guys just drove around for the longest time as you let out all your emotions
  • when you finally calmed down he brought you back home and you were like “i’m sorry for always ranting to you, i must be such a burden”
  • and he says “you are not a burden Y/N, you’re the love of my life”
  • and he pulls you close and gives you a deep, romantic kiss
  • you guys ending up making out for five minutes at the front step of your house, oops
  • joshua absolutely adores you and everything is okay