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Right I’m going to talk at length about Yurio in Episode 9 because he is my salty sweet son and I love him.

Okay Yurio gives us two treasures this episode. 

1. the BEST expressions.

2. Character development.

We already knew that Yurio wasn’t as much of an asshole as he pretended to be.  He did accept Yuri’s request to teach him how to land a Quad Salchow after all.

But let’s look at him in this episode.

First off his Granddad made him Pork Cutlet pirozhki which is adorable

he’s so happy here both because his grandad made this for him and also because his grandad was clearly saying “I’m going to be cheering you on today” 

After that he seems to have mellowed towards Yuri a bit.

calling him Pork Cutlet Bowl instead of Pig is an improvement in their relationship.

This line from Lilia I think proves she’s a good teacher for him.  This was something he couldn’t really grasp I think at hot springs on ice but it is true in something like figure skating. Jumping isn’t enough you need artistry and now Yurio has it and has improved hugely.

He is very determined in his routine even though it’s pushing him past what his body lets him do really. Which is dangerous.  Don’t hurt yourself my angry Russian son!

He is so happy here when he knows he’s going to the final and he immediately looks for Yuri’s reaction but not in a nasty way. I know this because of the reaction

when he looks at Yuri he immediately notices something’s wrong. Yurio has proven since Episode 3 that he is very observant of other people. He doesn’t want to win against a distracted/upset Yuri. He wants to beat a Yuri who is at his best. Because he is very competitive but not actually an asshole.

“Get it together Dad.”

“Dad no!”

“YOU CAN DO IT DAD!”

He clearly gets more and more concerned.  He wants Yuri to do well and it comes out here clearly.

I love this because Yuri is being weird and Yurio is having none of it both because Prickly Ball of Anger persona but also I think because Yurio better than anyone else there knows Yuri really is looking for comfort only Victor can supply.

It legit makes me laugh every time though.

Then we get the peace offering exchange..it’s just great that Yurio is the one reaching out.

I love this because he’s reaching out to commiserate with Yuri. Like “I know you’re all broken up cause your boyfriend wasn’t around but also I’m really disappointed too.”

Then this:

Look at that face.  He’s so happy Yuri is trying his granddad’s Pork Cutlet piroshki

He’s happy because he was trying to cheer up Yuri and it fucking worked

We already knew Yurio wasn’t as mean as he likes to pretend to be but this going out of his way to cheer up his rival who he knows is hurting less because he did badly in the free skate and more because Victor couldn’t be there shows how our salty smol Russian child is really the sweetest thing alive.

He’s still going to be rude and abrasive I’m sure come the Final but this episode we got to see that he’s actually a good sport. 

I love him as a character so much because he’s not one dimensional and while he is arrogant and extremely competitive he’s not an asshole about it. Not really. When push comes to shove he wants to beat Yuri when they are both on top form, not because Yuri is having an anxiety attack.

This show is great because all the characters feel real and are interesting as hell.

I can’t wait for next week!

Stuff I Love About Yurio
  • Primadonna girl all she ever wanted was the world
  • Animal print: The fashion trend that never goes out of style
  • I could write an essay on how weak I get when that baby smiles
  • Accurate 15 year old. Does Russia have Hot Topic.
  • He remembered Yuuri’s birthday
  • And gave him a pork cutlet bowl pirozhki
  • Says hi via dropkicks
  • His fans are lowkey furries
  • “I am the ice tiger of Russia” ok kiddo u keep tellin urself that
  • His hair. It’s Important.
  • His relationship with Mila is so funny to me
  • Hates JJ with a burning passion
  • I feel like I should mention Yakov somewhere on here so… “YAKOV”
  • HE LOVES HIS GRANDPA SO MUCH
  • I want Grandpa Plisetsky to make me some pork cutlet bowl pirozhkis
  • Is Yuuko’s fourth child
  • Is simultaneously Yuuri and Viktor’s first child
  • Him running away absolutely bewildered from Yuuri’s wild hugging spree
  • Has not one, but TWO embarrassing dads.
  • When he skates I feel so Blessed
  • Gender: Fuck
  • Even though he was so sweet in ep 9 he’s still such a salty boy
  • It’s like those weird sweet and salty trail mix bars. Nature Made??
  • What lip gloss does he use??? Mascara???
  • Probably owns a shitton of animal print converse
  • Is fifteen, first time competing in Seniors, and he’s heading off to Grand Prix Finals
  • I’m so proud of him
  • He deserves everything good in the world
  • Salty, bitter, lowkey soft babie Protect This Boy
BUCKLE THE FUCK UP TUMBLR SPOILERS FOR YURI ON ICE EPISODE 8

FiRST OFF IT’S A YURIO EPISODE WHICH IS WONDERFUL

MY SALTY ON THE OUTSIDE AND SWEET ON THE INSIDE SON. HE IS NOW A MEMBER OF MY FAMILY

ADORABLE CHILD

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

NOW TO VICTOR AND YURI

YES

GOD YES

THANK YOU GOD

YES YOU FUCKING DO THAT YURI

VICTOR YOU ARE THIRSTY AF

SO HOT FOR YOUR BOYFRIEND

CALM THE FUCK DOWN THOUGH VICTOR YOU ARE IN PUBLIC. 

PROUD DADS

WTF IS EVEN HAPPENING AT THIS POINT

NO! I WANTED ALL THE FAN THEORIES TO BE WRONG!

BEST BOYFRIEND

BEST BOYFRIENDS

THEN VICTOR ASKED YAKOV TO BE YURI’S COACH FOR ONE DAY AND THAT WILL BE A DISASTER BUT I DON’T EVEN CARE BECAUSE THEY ARE THE BEST OF BOYFRIENDS TO CARE SO MUCH ABOUT EACH OTHER AND WE’RE LEARNING MORE ABOUT YURIO AND HE’S JUST AS ADORABLE AS WE ALL KNEW

BUT PLEASE LIVE MACCACHIN! 

Not mentioned: All the other skaters because between weird relationships with sisters and JJ….eesh I don’t wanna talk about them.

He wasn’t your first kiss but the way his lips pressed against yours made you forget about the childhood kisses behind trees in parks now torn down. He would pull fibres of skin off your lip to see the deep red of your blood, the deepest of red could only match his heart. Leaving small paintings around your neck and collars of collisions of purples, blues, and reds. His hands wrapped around your legs above your knees. Hold you against the wall, your body being small could feel cement scrape with bone. It hurt you but not as much as he was going to hurt you. Hiding away on walks around lakes that were never there until someone decided they were going to create art. He would show you his poetry, write endless lines about you but you failed to respond to simple messages from him. He would look down to his shoes with shyness. But still take you out, shower you with sweet and salty treats until you were of full content. You were hiding from your mom in movie theatres because you wanted to know what it was like to make out like they did in the movies. Sit in back for no one to see lips pressed against each other, hands on chests digging into skin, leaving scratches and pinks lines. Melting into burgundy cushions, soaking them in your love. His flesh would be under your nail beds and would chip the little nail polish you wore. Out in the mall he would tell you that even in yesterday’s outfit you’d look like the only girl in the world and even in thousand dollar fabrics you’d look like the only girl in the world. His pitch black hair would fall in front of his. You would smile as you pushed it back to see the person that would drown you in love. His smile was crooked, angled to the left, was one you would day dream about. He dressed up for you, head to toe wearing the finest for you. You loved his suits although you’d only seen him once with a blue shirt and black suit that engulfed you into the night sky. Now every time you look into the sky you see his silhouette made by stars and the face on the moon as him.
—  Your love can’t be found behind stairways.

Do I love beautiful cinnamon roll Izuku? Yes I do. But do I want him to change just that little bit? Absolutely. What do I want him as?

Ultimate Salt Mine Izuku

He still is a beautiful cinnamon roll, don’t get me wrong, but when he reaches that point his sweetness just nopes the fuck out of there and is replaced with endless amounts of salt.

“Do you know where I can get some snacks?”
Izuku, munching on chips and drinking soda, points to a sign: “No idea.”

“Agh! This puddle goes to my knees! Midoriya, pull me out!”
Izuku, already moving towards school: “I think I hear my mom calling.”

“Hey Midoriya, throw me that pencil.”
Izuku, with that pencil two inches away from him: “You have two working legs and a heartbeat, you get it.”

please, salt mine Izuku

here’s your chance to be nosy!!

Gimme some letters in my ask box and i have to answer honestly!!!!!!!


A: How tall am I?

B: Who’s my ultimate bias?

C: What do I want to be when I’m older?

D: What’s my biggest fear?

E: What’s my sexuality?

F: What is my favorite song?

G: If I could be anyone for a day who would it be?

H: Who was my first kiss? How was it?

I: What do I like to do on rainy days?

J: How long has it been since I last hugged someone?

K: Biggest turn ons?

L: Biggest turn offs?

M: Ideal type?

N: Group that got me into kpop?

O: How many pets do i have? what are they? their names?

P: Favorite movie?

Q: Salty Foods or Sweet Foods?

R: Most used word?

S: Do I want to get married?

t: Do i like anyone right now?

U: Do I want kids? If so, how many?

V: Favorite style of jeans?

W: Birthday? (excluding year)

X: Do I prefer Cold or Hot more?

Y: What song am I currently listening to? (i always have music playing in the background of my room)

Z: My favorite blogs/mutuals?

💕Happy Valentine’s Day~ 💕

Happy Valentine’s Day~ I’m idol Kou JK LOL

So many good friends ask me to do a special skit for diaplushies, so as you wish I made 3 individual skits for each Shu, Subaru and Ruki plushies! (So you can imagine how you and your guy celebrate) The skits are cute, sweet and Salty tho~ No salt means no diabolik ya know!

And Bonus! I made 6 Diaplushies valentines cards! Send to the one you love~ or you can just tag them in this post~ maybe you want to print them out IDK do as you Like!!!!!! Why 6? Because 2 versions! Come And Check Them Out!


Skit:

You Hoe.


I spent sometime use cocoa powder to form “I LOVE U” OMG LOL

How about play pocky game~?

Sorry I don’t know anymore (maybe I don’t have other idea)…. Sorry Ruki…

By the way I finished Ruki’s outfit~ He finally has his own outfit!!!!!


Now Prepare For the V-Day Cards:

I actually made these cards before Rejet’s new chibis with tux and blowing kisses….Well we got each other Rejet~!


Love You Guys~~~*SNUGGLE*