it was such a dumb game

I Love You Boyfriend Love Your Little 👑

I Love You Boyfriend Love Your Little 👑

Previous fic: https://usernamejoeck.tumblr.com/post/158857549683/boyfriend-tag

“So Jack what was that note about in your phone? who’s the lucky lady you’ve been hiding away?” Mikey teased while poking Jack’s side. The rest of the Buttercreams all made noises of agreement, minus Joe. They had just finished playing Games of Phone, and Jack already knew the question was bound to be asked. The “Lucky girl,” who wrote the note in his phone, was in fact Joe Sugg himself, and the note didn’t say “I love you boyfriend love your little princess,” but in fact, “I love you Boyfriend love your little prince.”

“Whatever do you mean Michael?” Jack tries to play dumb, as he scrolls through his instagram not really looking at the pictures at all. “Some girl literally just wrote that in my
phone.”

“Can we see the note again?” Josh
asked with a devilish look on his face.

“Why? What’s the point?” Jack asked guarding his phone to his chest, looking at the other boys with confusion.

“To check the date, obviously,” Conor chimed in already reaching for the phone.

“I say we just let the man have his privacy,” Joe requested, he’s secluded himself from the group sitting on the couch far away from each other, his face as red as can be.

“Why’s that Mr. Sugg?” Josh didn’t miss a beat, you could tell that he already figured out their secret.

“Because you guys pry too much, and keeping somethings to yourself is important,” Joe tried his best to come up with an explanation but it fell flat, which Jack sent him a small smile for.

“Nah, I say we all attack,” Conor looked toward the others for agreement, Casper was of course on board.

“I say we wait because the truth will come out soon enough, Jack can’t be with his phone 24/7 now can he?” Curse Josh, he was one of the smart ones of the group.

And so it began.


The boys were trying everything to get Jack’s phone, even going so far as to steal it in his sleep, unfortunately for them Jack’s put a passcode on it. The boys were at there wits end trying to figure it out as well.

“Come on Jack, is it really so bad that you have to put a lock on your phone?” Conor asked that morning, while pouring himself a bowl of Rice Krispies.

“It’s not, it’s just the fact that I’m tired of you guys prying into my private life, so until you guys guess the passcode then you’re not going to know who the note is from,” Jack smirked feeling quite happy with himself, before he continued his breakfast.

“You know we’re never going to stop, until we get what we want, right?” Josh asks, giving Jack a smirk.

“Well bring it on then,”


Weeks later, Jack has grown tired of this game, his phone gets locked up at least once a day by the Buttercreams, and Josh keeps looking at him with this creepy smirk because he’s the only one who’s figured it out. He was lounging in bed, the flat to himself and Joe was coming over to hangout. He missed his boyfriend, the boys have been all over his back for weeks now that he hasn’t had a moment alone with Joe.

“Jack!!” The lovely voice of his boyfriend rang through his flat alerting him from his thoughts of Joe.

“In my room!” He calls out smiling wide as he hears the sound of his boyfriend coming his way. “What’s up stud?”

“Nothing much, been doing a bit of editing. You? The boys still driving you crazy?” Joe stripped off his hoodie, and crawled into the bed, resting himself against Jack.

“Of course they are, I don’t even understand why it’s so important?” Jack placed a kiss on Joe’s forehead and then more places on his face, causing the older man’s face to flush red from the affection.

“What did you expect? Maybe if you had said some name like Molly or Darla maybe they would have left you alone, but now they think you have some mystery girl in your life,” Joe chuckles, at how out of proportion this thing is, to think it all started with a note in Jacks phone.

“I think Josh’s figured us out, he keeps giving me creepy looks every time we all go out together and I hang around you, or when I even mention your name,” Jack burrows his face in Joe’s neck, while embracing the boy tighter.

“I bet he has, every time he comes over he just starts into a conversation about you, I’ve started to wonder if he has a crush on you or something,” Joe played with the hairs on the nape of Jack’s neck, thinking of all the conversations he shared with Josh about Jack. “It shouldn’t be too hard to find out, you’re always giving me this looks, making flirty or sexual innuendo at me, touching me, don’t get me wrong it’s cute, but you don’t exactly rock in the discrete department.”

“Neither do you, you’re face gets red every time I look at you, or someone makes a joke about us being together. You don’t particularly hide your jealousy very well either, it’s very evident when the boys bring up my ex and your mood drops from a 10 to a 1, but don’t get me wrong it’s cute,” Jack teases back earning a pinch from Joe. “Ow!”

“Don’t be a Prick,” Joe mumbles sleepily, he moves his right hand to the spot where he pinched Jack and begins to rub it softly. “Shh go to sleep, I’m tired.”

That’s what the two boys end up doing, sleeping until they disturbed by a gang known as the Buttercreams.

“JACK MAYNARD!! YOUR PASSCODE IS JOE SUGG!?!” Conor’s shout could probably be heard from all of London, along with the loud shouts from the rest of the gangs.

“Shit,” both boys let out, as they wake from their slumber. They have a lot to explain to their friends, hopefully the note is forgotten about by now though… Probably not.

“Woah! Check this place out!” Masae enthused, looking around the rec room. “There’s even a pool table, darts, even chess. Well, chess is kinda dumb but the rest is cool!” She grinned. This is seriously cool. Maybe if people chilled out and decided to just bond over a game of darts rather than stabbing each other, then all this crap would stop.

“There’s even magazines in here.” Helen added, smiling as she did so and flicked through a few of them. “At least we won’t be as bored with all this.”

anonymous asked:

well the characters have fought over dumb stuff in the games too like battle and heroes. but at least there you know its just for the sake of gameplay and doesnt actually mean anything. we cant even be sure what fights are canon and which arent and how exactly it all went down.

Well yeah, definitely.

No matter if it’s a game, tv show or comic, characters ought to have rational, non-petty reasons for conflict between them and should not be railroaded into fighting for the sake of hooky DRAMA!!!

John is straight today, and John also wants you to know that somebody once told him that the world was gonna roll him, he ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. He was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead. Well, the hate starts coming and it doesn’t stop coming, he’s fed to the rules and he hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense not to live for fun, his brain got smart but his head got dumb. There was so much to do, so much to see, so what was wrong with taking the backstreet? He’d never know if he didn’t glow. He’d never shine if he didn’t glow. Hey now, John’s straight, get his game on, Egbert. Hey now, he’s hetero, get his show on, IJEST phobes. And all that glittered was gold. Only gay John Egbert broke the mold.
It’s a cool place, and he says it gets colder. He’s bundled up now, wait till he gets older. But the Homestuck fandom begs to differ, judging by the hate on the straight John blog. The ice he skates, it’s getting pretty thin. The water’s getting warm so he might as well swim. His world’s on fire, how about yours? That’s the way he likes it and he’ll never get bored. Hey now, John’s straight, get his game on, Egbert. Hey now, he’s hetero, get his show on, IJEST phobes. And all that glittered was gold. Only gay John Egbert broke the mold.
Hey now, John’s straight, get his game on, Egbert. Hey now, he’s hetero, get his show on, IJEST phobes. And all that glittered was gold. Only gay John Egbert,
Somebody once asked “Could you spare some canonity for headcanons? I need to get myself away from this place.” He said “Yep! What a concept. I could use a little headcanons myself, but we could all use a little canonicity.” Well, the hate starts coming and it doesn’t stop coming, he’s fed to the rules and he hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense not to live for fun, his brain got smart but his head got dumb. There was so much to do, so much to see, so what was wrong with taking the backstreet? He’d never know if he didn’t glow. He’d never shine if he didn’t glow. Hey now, John’s straight, get his game on, Egbert. Hey now, he’s hetero, get his show on, IJEST phobes. And all that glittered was gold. Only gay John Egbert broke the mold.

And all that glittered was gold. 

Only gay John Egbert broke the mold.

anonymous asked:

Listen, I'm stupid and bad with names. Is natsumi fuyuhiko's lil sis? (I think she was in DR3 and I just forgot her name although it could also be Mahiru's sis I'm thinking of..) Sorry if this is dumb >_<

(Does Mahiru has a sis? :o

But yeah Natsumi is Fuyuhiko’s younger sister. She was the first victim during the Twillight Syndrom game. And was actually killed by one of Mahiru’s friend before the Tragedy.

-mod lili)

I was tagged by @livelikeanangel-dielikethedevil to put my music on shuffle and put the first ten songs. Thanks yo!

1. Mother/Crepuscolar Whisper - Mortuary Drape
2. Black City - Voivod
3. The Game of Love - Daft Punk
4. Hello Goodbye - The Beatles
5. The Seven Gates of Hell - Venom
6. Black Speed Hell - Nuctemeron
7. Revelations - Iron Maiden
8. The Midnightforest of the Runes - Walknut
9. Any Color You Like - Pink Floyd
10. Darkness and Evil - Sabbat

I tag @kawaiichurchburner @pugdestroyer666 @twerkhammett @control-is-broken

anonymous asked:

"you fucking trick ass bitch" VERY RELATABLE LMAO me the last episode that was abt him while evryone was like "idk guys :/"

Eugene: King of Character Regression!!!!! 

lol but I just can’t with this entire storyline…at first I wanted to give Eugene the benefit of the doubt. He’s a smart guy and I thought that there was a possibility that he was playing the long game. But there’s no way that’s what’s happening here anyore. He’s done too much dumb shit and this was the final straw for me. I was never Eugene’s biggest fan but I felt like he really came into his own in the past season or two. He was never going to morph into some apocalyptic badass zombie fighter and I appreciated that, but the fact that he reverted back to being such a huge coward is really disappointing and I don’t think the character can ever come back from this.

Underrated Game Grumps Moments

So my roundup of how fucking wacky batshit the grumps are in general got loads of notes, and I wanted to do a list of, y’know, their actual show’s best moments. 

But we all know Battle Kid, Teletubbies, Mark Zuckerberg and all those sorts of classic moments, so I’ve, over several days, accumulated a number of my personal favourite moments that are underrated compared to the classics, because most of my personal favourite moments are. I’ve used quotes as titles that hopefully give the flavour of the moment without spoiling the moment itself.

So without further ado….

Probably more to come later because I couldn’t find a number of Steam Train/Grumpcade/Table Flip moments I wanted to add but fuck it, take this and enjoy it, you bastards. 

okay but imagine someone sees neil and andrew being a couple in public and is just. shocked. bc neil josten and andrew minyard hate each other?? everyone knows that?? the josten/minyard rivalry is stuff of exy legend?? so anyway pictures get posted online and everyone is so. confused. until someone goes “wait andrew has a twin” 

next thing you know, neil josten’s sordid affair with aaron minyard, his worst enemy’s brother, who’s married, is a headline across every tabloid, website, and social media account that even sort of cares about exy. which, as it turns out, is a lot of them.

aaron is horrified, nicky and katelyn are having a fucking field day, and andrew and neil are little shits who are entirely unhelpful in clearing the whole thing up.