it was pretty good is what i'm saying

I saw a post a few weeks ago about how Shiro might have heard Lance gushing about the team to the yupper over the comm and I was just thinking that if he did hear him, maybe Shiro might have told Keith what Lance said about him and about how cool he was and Keith really takes it to heart and so on a future mission Keith might be talking to an alien about the team in earshot of Lance and saying like “and Lance is our sharpshooter. He’s an expert marksman. He’s smart and brave…” And they catch each other’s eyes and Lance is beaming and Keith continues “he’s pretty awesome.”

[shot of pidge playing overwatch. the team she’s on has just lost horrendously]

pidge: gg guys

[confession booth]

pidge: (to the camera) i always make sure to say ‘gg’ at the end of the game

cameraman: (off camera) even when it’s not a good game?

pidge: what? oh, no, i’m not saying ‘good game’, i’m saying ‘get gay.’ well, i’m also kind of saying ‘get good’, but ‘gay’ and ‘good’ pretty much mean the same thing in my book.

pidge: ‘gg’ can also mean ‘good gay’. keith and i like to say that every time we pass each other in the hallway.

(shot of pidge walking through the hallway. she passes by keith, who is holding a small alien)

keith: oh, hey pidge. gg

pidge: gg to you too my dude

  • Naruto: So...
  • Naruto: You're leaving the village
  • Naruto: Again
  • Sasuke: Yes dobe, and don't try to stop me
  • Naruto: *shrugs* fine
  • Sasuke: Seriously, I might be gone for years. I don't know how far this road goes... Where this journey might take me... Maybe I won't come back.
  • Naruto: *examining his fingernails* sounds fun
  • Sasuke: Because I might actually die. I have no shortage of enemies, after all.
  • Naruto: Meh, it's your life
  • Sasuke: Exactly.
  • Sasuke: And nothing you say will ever convince me to stay.
  • Sasuke: So don't bother trying.
  • Naruto: You've made the clear.
  • Sasuke: ...
  • Sasuke: You're really not going to stop me?
  • Naruto: Of course not, bastard.
  • Naruto: So... Are we good to go? It's going to get pretty hot later in the day. Better to start early.
  • Sasuke: Yes, I'm good to-
  • Sasuke: Wait
  • Sasuke: What do you mean by 'we'?
  • Naruto: You can leave the villiage, Sasuke
  • Naruto: You can go wherever you want and maybe you really won't come back this time
  • Naruto: After all these years, I've learned my lesson
  • Naruto: I can't stop you from doing what you want to do
  • Sasuke: You didn't answer-
  • Naruto: Let me finish
  • Naruto: You can't stop me from doing what I want to do either. Let's go, teme.
  • Sasuke: But you said-
  • Naruto: That I wouldn't stop you. And I won't. I always keep my word.
  • Naruto: But this time, I'm coming too.
  • what she says: I'm fine
  • what she means: what the FUCK is your sign??? we've been talking for a solid 30 minutes now and you've yet to bring up your birthday. I can make a pretty good guess as to what your rising is but I honestly cannot place what your sun sign is like hello when were you born???? I don't give a rats ASS about your favorite school subject plz just tell me your birthday

kissing-men  asked:

Neil gets hurt and he's on heavy pain meds which make him a chatty Kathy. The first thing he sees when he wakes up is Andrew so he can't help but tell Andrew how pretty he looks and how wonderful he is (of course, all the foxes are standing /right there/) and Andrew's like "if you don't stop talking I'm going to leave" and Neil gives him the dumbest grin and says, "you'd never leave me unless I asked you to. Which I won't."

Yes!!!


When Neil first woke up, he had no idea where he was, but the clinical white of the wall made him think nowhere good. He sat up, trying to assess where he was and what had happened and froze when he saw Andrew at the foot of the bed watching him.

Andrew looked annoyed and grumpy as the sunlight coming in from the window reflected in his eyes. His hair shone gold in this light and Neil felt like all the air had been knocked out of his lungs. Andrew looked like he had on the bus, only this time Andrew was his to keep. He didn’t have to drink the image in to savour while he still could. Andrew was his and he was so goddamn beautiful and Neil felt a sudden urgency to make sure that Andrew knew how utterly stunning he was.

Neil felt a smile pull at his lips and he watched as Andrew’s brow furrowed in response.

“You are so fucking pretty, Drew,” he murmured.

Snickers from beside him were the first sign that they were not alone. Somehow, Neil couldn’t quite make himself care when he turned and spotted his teammates and Wymack. He was happy to have them there, but he was more interested in Andrew and his perfect grumpy face and his perfect soft hair and his perfect hazel eyes.

“Shut up. Now,” Andrew warned with an edge to his voice.

Neil agreed with Andrew. The Foxes really should stop laughing and whispering to each other. It was distracting.

“How did I not notice how pretty you were from the start?” Neil asked. “It’s distracting. I could stare into your eyes forever. How am I supposed to hold a conversation when-”

“If you don’t stop talking, I’m going to leave,” Andrew warned. His voice wasn’t louder this time, but somehow he sounded more serious, which was ridiculous when Neil knew Andrew would never leave him.

“No, you won’t,” Neil said as he beamed up at Andrew.

“Do not test me,” Andrew warned.

“You’d never leave me unless I asked you to,” Neil argued. “Which I won’t. Ever. You’re my home.”

Andrew scowled back at him and every moment he didn’t leave, Neil’s grin grew even larger.

“We should have been videotaping this,” Allison commented from somewhere at Neil’s side.

Andrew’s focus instantly shifted away from Neil as he warned, “Try to take a video of him high and I will end you.”

“You take such good care of me,” Neil insisted with his eyes still solely focused on Andrew. “You like me.”

“I hate you,” Andrew corrected automatically. “And I wouldn’t have to take care of you if you would stop acting like a complete idiot.”

“You like me,” Neil repeated. “I like that you like me.”

kogumasden  asked:

First, lemme say that I love your art <3 I'm not talking shit, I do like it, seriously. Mind if I ask you for any tips for learning how to draw dragons, specially heads? I've been trying to learn those bastards, and I thought that looking at real lizards would be helpful, but a dragon skull and a lizard skull don't quite match if you know what I mean. Thank you in advance!

Yeah definitely! The good thing about dragons is they’re complete fantasy, so you can push the anatomy pretty far and draw your inspiration from practically anywhere. Reptiles, birds, bats, mammals. 

BUT it’s easier to create your own believable anatomy when you’re comfortable and familiar with drawing anatomy for other animals. A strong understanding of anatomy will carry you a long way. Being able to mentally conceptualize your design in 3D helps too.

I really enjoy looking at dinosaurs for dragon facial inspiration. Bats and birds are great for wings and musculature but I don’t have time to get into that.

Dragons are fun because you can design such unusual and striking silhouettes for them.

The best thing about dragons is you can draw them as alien or as terran as you want. Take your inspiration from anywhere, go wild! There’s absolutely no set form to stick to.

Two Types of Ravenclaws
  • Ravenclaw 1: *chopping up some basil*
  • Ravenclaw 2: Basil is a pretty good name
  • Ravenclaw 1: Like Basil Rathbone, the late English actor
  • Ravenclaw 2: It was also a common name among Eastern Roman Emperors and the source of the name Vasily in Russian

Love letters.

Looking at you reminded me of everything sweet. It was like walking into a candy store but everything was named after you. I had a feeling that the store would give me a stomach ache but I’m pretty sure those are actually butterflies instead. I never would admit that I see you in my dreams and wake up wishing we lived in a movie so I could rewind one more time. Your eyes make me forget how much I loved the stars because you outshine them any day of the week. My name flows out of your mouth so lovely, like you were made to say it. There is an empty space in my bed that would fit you perfectly. I can almost see you laying there already, head back mid laugh, love has never looked so good. Cursive handwriting makes anything look more romantic, that’s what you told me last time. I think of you in pretty words and postage stamps and love letters sent in July.

BTS as things my friends have said in Maths...
  • Seokjin: It's a good job I'm pretty because I'm gonna need something to fall back on when I fail these exams
  • Yoongi: Easy. Everything is easy. Textbook - you've met your match
  • Hoseok: Maths can be fun sometimes! Come on, guys
  • Namjoon: My calculator works for everyone else but me - what is this? You're supposed to be mine.
  • Taehyung: *turns calculator upside down* It says 'hello', see?!
  • Jimin: Does anyone else need to borrow a pen? I have about fifty and only one good writing hand, so go ahead
  • Jungkook: *puts hand up and guesses the wrong answer* I demand a recount
hello i want to point out a funny thing in separation arc

so in these panels

i’ve seen it translated as this:

they did a p damn good job, but missed one thing by simplifying what reigen says in the panel where he looks all distraught and dramatic with his hand on his face.

what he says in there, if translated more literally, is…

ohhh the gall! they DARE to smear ME with this bullshit setup, this handsome, gentle me who is letting everyone and anyone rely on himself!" “SHIT…”

but the next second in the next panel he has righted himself and looks calm, and says:

"but even saying that, no matter how much gossip management i do, if i’m doing it alone it’s just wasted effort.”

and yes, the “but even saying that” lampshades what he just said as something ridiculous. so basically the feeling is…

“they DARE insinuate that? at this gorgeous face!? lol but seriously tho i might be as well yelling shit like that, nothing is working.”

makes you think about reigen’s self-awareness and sense of self-worth and confidence, doesn’t it.

i know i joke a lot about how neil josten makes me want to get into running but, honestly, it’s actually a really good motivatior? like i have the shittiest self-motivation but just thinking “there’s no way in hell neil josten would give up yet” or “neil josten clocks a four minute mile, i can at least keep running for a mile” or “kevin day would never allow me to slack like this” or “kevin day would have mopped the floor with my face by now” (i can’t actually handle people shouting at me whatsoever but somehow imagining kevin yelling at me is fine) or even thinking “andrew minyard is more ice cream than human at this point and he’s still fine as hell” when i eat badly one day (or just imagining his super unimpressed look when i’m beating myself up over something stupid and him boredly saying i should get my shit together), it's all so motivating for some reason. i don’t know man

Cunning Stunts 6
  • Ryan: Catch Up Is Working Hard Right Now 'cause I'm Runnin' A Pretty Clean Race
  • Lindsay: Well That's Good 'cause I'm Giving It The Mustard
  • Michael: God Dammit
  • Ryan: Stop, Just Let It Go, No More Condiment Jokes!
  • Michael: It Doesn't Even Really-
  • Ryan: I Don't Relish Them!
  • Michael: It Doesn't Really- [Sighs]
  • Gavin: Ha!
  • Lindsay: Does No One Say That In Georgia? People Don't Say That Shit?
  • Gavin: Say What?
  • Lindsay: Give It The Mustard! It Means Like, Fuckin' Go
  • Ryan: Uh, No Yeah I Have Heard That Yeah
  • Gavin: I Mayo Have Heard That!
  • Everyone: [Groaning]
  • Jeremy: Boo!
  • Lindsay: What Have I Started

THIS JUST IN:

@thatsthat24 is an absolute sweetheart and I am honestly mystified at the fact that he keeps saying such nice things about my art??  (also ngl pretty mystified as to how he keeps seeing it in the first place cause honestly??? I’m shook)

(or: I woke up to this comment on my Prinxiety speedpaint over on YouTube and I’m having a great day basically)

Hamilton characters as things I've heard in class
  • Hamilton: I have a pretty big ass I don't get it I'm a dude, I mean, it's a good ass though
  • Burr: Who was the person, who <i>FUCKED</i> A LLAMA.
  • Laurens: What can I say, I like nudes and dudes
  • Lafayette: Bitch I'm <i>proud</i> of my nipples
  • Hercules Mulligan: How about this pick up line, <b>*clears throat*</b> neener neener here's my wiener
  • Washington: JUST KILL YOURSELF ALREADY IF YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR FREAKING LINES
  • Eliza: Did you really just wake me up to ask if weed I legal in Texas
  • Angelica: I regret my parents not using a condom
  • Peggy: Are you talking to me or the pasta?
  • King George: okay today I will be reading "Love Letter to Suzy"; <b>clears throat</b> Dear Suzy, you are a bitch, but you're my bitch now
  • Philip: Are ducks mammals?
  • Maria Reynolds: I must strip, it is my natural instinct
  • Jefferson: You make me want to kill myself but I mean that in the best possible way
  • Madison: This isn't small talk, this is depressing talk
  • <b> *Bonus*</b>
  • Jefferson: Bitch I got head that night
  • Hamilton: BET
  • Jefferson: I DID, FIGHT ME
  • Hamilton: YOUR DOG DOESN'T COUNT

It seems like gatekeepers believe that the LGBTQIA+ community is this single cohesive unified thing with clearly defined edges and an exact list of who is and isn’t allowed and that all members of this oh so united group must feel the same way about things as they do, especially as it comes to this imaginary list of who’s “gay enough” to be allowed, or else be accused of attempting to sow seeds of divisiveness in the community. 

And I feel like that’s why exclusionists are so determined to paint their current crusade against aspecs as totally different from and in no way related to past “discourse” and attempts to boot out members of the community they now claim to be protecting. After all, in order to continue to portray the community (as they see it) as unified and a safe space that needs protecting they have to at least say (if not believe) that bi discourse was wrong, that any past attempts to push out members who are now seen (if only barely) as acceptable were wrong. Of course some exclusionists are blatantly biphobic, exorsexist, etc. but at the very least the party line seems to be that “yeah well trying to kick you out was a mistake (probably anyway) but trying to kick these people out is totally justified and in no way related even though we say it’s for all the same reasons people wanted you gone, because we say you’re gay enough but they’re not”

For the same reason they will say that any bi, trans, nonbinary, etc. people who agree with them are the absolute authorities on whether or not this “discourse” mirrors past gatekeeping but when people from those groups who don’t agree with them point out similarities or even share their own experiences having been through this sort of mess before they are immediately mocked, told to stop “tokenizing themselves”, called homophobic (or biphobic or transphobic or whatever) for daring to point out similarities and not listened to in the slightest. Of course that makes perfect sense in light of the mindset gatekeepers seem to have, in order for the community to keep its unity and cohesiveness dissenting voices must be ignored.

So despite the fact that exclusionists will use the same arguments, word for word, that have been used to try and exclude now “acceptable” members of the community in the past, they refuse to acknowledge any similarities. They will not examine their reasoning or how it relates to past discourse because they’re perfectly happy in their echo chamber full of people who also like to talk about the “cishet invaders” (and it’s completely fine if some or many of those people are biphobes, truscum, etc. until they become so obvious about their views that not even other exclusionists can deny it anymore and have to drop them).

A conversation between a Gryffindor boy and a Slytherin girl
  • Gryffindor: *In the nurse's office with a broken arm* So, what're you in for?
  • Slytherin: *Broken leg in cast* My practice dual got a little...Competitive. What about you?
  • Gryffindor: I /could/ tell you that I got in a fight, but the truth is that i tried to use a blanket as a sled when I went down the stairs.
  • Slytherin: Ah. Well, who hasn't tried sliding down the stairs at some point?
  • Slytherin: I mean, you're the first I've heard of that broke a bone, but still.
  • Gryffindor: Well, what about your dual? How's your opponent?
  • Slytherin: *Points to a knocked out student in a cot* I won.
  • Gryffindor: *Chuckles* Clearly. You seem very good at duals.
  • Slytherin: I would say you seem good at stair sledding, but...*Gestures to arm*
  • Gryffindor: Actually, I'm pretty good at it.
  • Slytherin: *Doubtfully* I'm sure.
  • Gryffindor: Well, the second we're out of here, I'll show you.
  • Slytherin: *Smirks* You're going to have to prove yourself, since you haven't so far.
  • Gryffindor: You'll have to show me your skills, since I haven't seen those yet.
  • Slytherin: *Smirks* But I've proved mine.
  • Gryffindor: *Fake winces* You wound me.
  • Slytherin: *Laughs and points at arm* At least I didn't actually wound you.
  • Gryffindor: Now you're just being mean.
  • Slytherin: It's not mean if it's funny.
Ni Times
  • INFJ: I want to learn how to play the piano
  • ESTP: That's great, why don't you take some less-
  • INFJ: I've been wanting to play the piano since I was six, I've always had a special relationship with music
  • ESTP: Uhm well, all the more reasons to take-
  • INFJ: I've been drawn to piano since I can remember. I love music, I love playing, I love watching the hands of people as they play, oh my god have you seen their hands?
  • ESTP: Yeah, they're pretty impressive, so why don't you just-
  • INFJ: They're amazing, I wish I could be like them. I really really really want to play the piano, I'm tired of waiting
  • ESTP: Great! Just take some lessons then, I know a guy that can help you. I'll call him
  • INFJ: Call? Lessons? You mean now? Now as in RIGHT NOW? What if this is just a phase, what if I don't have the patience, what if I find out I don't like it or am not good enough? IT'S TOO SOON! WE MUST NOT RUSH INTO THINGS!!
  • ESTP: ...
  • ESTP: Didn't you say you have been dreaming to play the piano since you were six?
  • INFJ: Yeah?
  • ESTP: How is 15 years TOO SOON???