it was like... what 3 seconds

Clary in 2x20

Can you imagine what was going through Clary’s head when she killed her own father? Seriously she went at him five times with that blade. She stabbed him the first time out of self defense, but then what else?

The second time: “This is for Jace”
The third time: “This is for my brother”
The fourth time: “This is for my mother”
The fifth time: “And this is for me”

I used to not like Clary but after this episode I absolutely love her. She’s strong as fuck emotionally and physically. She’s becoming quite the solider to be honest. I’m excited to see what’s next for her in season 3.

The Tree of Life - One Thing (Part 2)

Chapter Summary: Steve comes back to see you for the second day in a row. The two of you grow closer. You start to wonder if this is what it feels like when you have as soulmate.
A/N: Heeere’s part two!!! <3 Ps. When do you guys think that Cas will tell you that his name isn’t Steve????
Pairing: Castiel x Reader (Eventual)
Warnings: Tooth rotting fluff, light language.
Word Count: 2,647

Music to set the mood: One Thing - Finger Eleven


Originally posted by dustydreamsanddirtyscars

“Alright well, he was cute so, if you’re not going to-” She said teasingly, and you looked up at her with your eyebrows raised- “That’s what I thought.”

She offered you a smiled and stood up, giving you a see you tomorrow nod as she made her way out.

You set your elbows up on the table and rested your head in your hands. There was no way you could do this. He probably didn’t even see you that way. But you gave him your number. And he hugged you.

Either way, this was going to be a long week.


The next day was much busier. You’d worked up a good sweat from working your ass off all day, and all you could think about was how ready you were for Beth to come take over for the evening. On busy days, she always came to take over for you. She was the only person you trusted to handle your food.

You wiped the sweat off of your forehead with your arm and praised yourself for not forgetting to pull your hair back into a ponytail that morning. It may have been autumn but with the sun out, it was still pretty warm.

You’d always heard that working with food meant you would want to eat all day. Right now, you couldn’t disagree more. You knew the food you made was good, sure, but you couldn’t even fathom eating it right now even if you had to.

You glanced up at your clock. 3:00pm. Finally.

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anonymous asked:

Milf? Nah, more like young hoe with a kid 😂😂

You missed and got a couple parts incorrect, first of all, I’m not a hoe, I’ve slept with one person in the last 3 years, second of all, I’m not young, I’m 25, not anywhere near what I’m assuming you thought? You also left out business owner, sole provider, volunteer, executive manager at one of the top design firms in my city and so so many others titles. And what is it any of your business if I’m a mother and someone wants to have sex with me, get the fuck over yourself, stop being concerned with my business, and move along. :)

FIC: Unsent Correspondence (3/10)

Title: Unsent Correspondence
Fandom: SWTOR
Pairing: Theron Shan/f!Jedi Knight
Synopsis: Theron takes a break from slicing to write another letter he won’t send.
Genre: Angst, All of the Feels,
Warnings: See Part 1.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Crossposted to AO3

From: Theron Shan
Subject: Zakuul’s Thrilling Culture Scene

You know, Zakuul’s a nice place to visit if you happen to be Zakuulan. Anyone from the “Outlands” is definitely not part of the elite. I wouldn’t say a second class citizen exactly—because you’d have to be a “citizen” for that to even count. It also helps to agree with everything that the grand old Emperor says because he’s not too fond of dissenting opinions. Better than his sister, though. She’s not really fond of opinions at all. Or odd numbers supposedly. I haven’t checked personally, pretty sure that would be tantamount to suicide—or at least that’s what I hear. Locals are usually bit more gabby if they think I’m Zakuulan than if they know I’m from the Core Worlds. I’m still trying to make some inroads, because you never know when a contact might come in handy.

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Castle in the Sky - sentence starters

1. “Eh, what can I tell you? They just really like dessert.”

2. “All good pirates listen to their mom.”

3. “I can’t forget. No way. ____ means too much to both of us.”

4. “The way you fell from the sky, I thought you might be an angel or something.”

5. “May I see your necklace for a second?”

6. “Pirates are after us!”

7. “You are the legitimate heir to the throne of _____, Prince/Princess ______.”

8. “You know something? You’re acting like a sniveling little crybaby.”

9. “We leave here in one minute.”

10. “Hurry! We have to get there before sunup!”

11. “Tell me the spell! What are the secret words?”

12. “Call me Captain!”

13. “Toe the line and work hard, or overboard you go.”

14. “Don’t worry, _____ will understand. S/he’s much nicer than s/he pretends to be.”

15. “Really, I don’t understand why you hesitate, ____. Please, come in.”

16. “We’re here. We really found it.”

17. “I wonder what happened here. This used to be a city of advanced technology.”

18. “I have really had enough of your incredible stupidity.”

19. “Hush up! They don’t know we’re here.”

20. “They simply don’t understand. It is useless to fight me.”

21. “Give me the crystal!” 

22. “Better protect that crystal if you want to see the girl/boy alive.” 

23. “Get up, ____. The game is over.” 

24. “A king without compassion does not deserve a kingdom.” 

25. “No, ____, listen! Run away, before s/he kills you as well as me!” 

26. “Just put your hand in mine and trust me.” 

27. “My eyes! I can’t see!” 

28. “Of course. We protected the tree, now it protects us.” 

29. “Quit with the crying, you big baby. I’ll get you another ship.” 

30. “I’ve finished my work for the moment, and I’ve come to offer you my help.” 

31. “I’m afraid I’m still cooking. Nothing’s ready yet.” 

32. “It’s not like you to challenge a ship like ____. You know the odds are against you.” 

33. “I’m after treasure, that’s all.” 

34. “I must admit, those kids are cute.” 

35. “Beyond that cloud is a floating city that no one here on ___ believes exists.” 

36. “Well, we orphans should stick together, don’t you think?” 

37. “Are you kidding? This is the most exciting thing that’s ever happened to me. I wouldn’t miss an adventure like this for anything in the world.”  

38. “All of these rocks are my friends, and they often talk to me.” 

39. “That bag of yours must be magic. It’s always got just what we need.” 

40. “See that? It’s the power of the crystal.” 

41. “I knew it! I knew there was something special about your necklace!” 

42. “Go ahead, feed ‘em. Don’t be shy.” 


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page 11-20 coming soon

Discalimer : Steven Universe belongs to Rebecca Sugar. and I own nothing :p

Story and Art : Eren-jeger

Okay, first of all, I’m so sorry for my grammar. English it’s not my first languange, so I apologies about this XD. and second, I use MS. Paint because I can‘t use some Photoshop. and this comic about How “Pink was shattered” I know it’s not 100% true, just my theories. it’ll be 3 or 5 chapter.

Like or not, it’s okay. I appriciate that :), let me know what you think

Thank you and enjoy!

Se Queda was like WE KILLED CRISTIANO’S CHANCES ! HE’S NOT PLAYING! SO OBVIOUSLY IN THE SECOND LEG THEY’RE GOING TO PLAY WITH 2 FORWARDS INSTEAD OF 3 . His biggest mistake was assuming he even knew what Zizou was planning.

i was like gonna wait to make them kiss a while but instead theyre kissing in chapter 3 which is literally just their second day of knowing each other teen spock moves Fast


Scott: “You think I got up to turn this thing MMBC? Is that what you’re saying?”

Emily: *by way of explanation* “It’s the second night. That’s, that’s, that’s when they usually–”

Scott: “That’s-that’s-that’s a load of bull! Why would I murder anyone? For a start, my side’s immune. Lyra likes me, at least I hope she still does. What would I have to gain?”

Emily: “That hasn’t stopped them before. Y-you could be winning and still want to get rid of, of the competition… make sure they don’t… you know. Any one of them c-could.” 

Scott: “And yet you chose me. Cus I happened to be getting a drink.”

Emily: “I chose you cus you’re up, and-and- I have to stop them. If someone’s up to kill, I have to stop them. And if you’re up to kill, I have to stop you. If you’re up to kill… I just can’t take any chances. If I let you go and you’re guilty you’ll kill and you’ll, you’ll kill, and it’ll be my fault, and Lyra and Lorelei will be d-devastated, and their hearts will break and the hearts of every family with the victim will break and–”

Scott: *begrudgingly* “Okay okay, I get it… you can’t be too careful with these things. But if it’s killers you want, you’ve got the wrong guy. I swear I was just up for a drink.”

Emily: “Then why are you so defensive about it?”

Scott: “…r-right, but again, I’ve got no reason to put my position in danger, right? If I’m immune?”


Zexal Month 2017 week 3 day 2 : Self insert

Because there’s a good excuse to parade my undying love for this archetype, here’s yours truly as Number 86′s holder lmao. Thank god the one hunting numbers  that day was Gauche and not Kaito, otherwise I’d look like a granny in the second panel haha. Later, Gauche-sensei gladly introduced the rest of the crew ⚔️😊

bangtan asks

we are bulletproof: if you could be any superhero, who would you be and why?

no more dream: if you woke up tomorrow to be incredibly famous, how would you react?

i like it: if you could reverse any moment in your life, what would that moment be?

n.o: biggest pet peeve?

we on: how do you deal with people who don’t like you?

if i ruled the world: what would you do if you found out that you were an heir to a wealthy kingdom?

coffee: what’s your coffee order?

cypher pt. 1: if you had to be part of a kpop group, what position would you want to be (i.e. leader, visual, lead vocal, dancer, rapper, maknae, etc.)

rise of bangtan: when and how did you get into the king and legends, also known as bangtan sonyeondan?

satoori rap: what does home mean to you?

boy in luv: when you are interested in someone (romantically, sexually, etc.), does your behavior change?

just one day: who would you want to spend the last day of your life with?

tomorrow: goal that you would like to achieve within the next year?

cypher pt. 2: one thing about yourself you wish people would appreciate more?

spine breaker: what is your weakness when it comes to spending money?

jump: favorite childhood memory?

miss right: what is your ideal ‘type’?

i like it pt. 2: dream date?

danger: have you ever had a near-death experience?

war of hormone: most embarrassing moment?

hip hop lover: three songs that are meaningful to you?

let me know: are you good at keeping secrets?

rain: most spontaneous thing you’ve ever done?

cypher pt. 3: favorite outfit to wear?

blanket kick: longest time you’ve spent lying in bed (sleeping or not)?

24/7 = heaven: what are you most looking forward to?

look here: do you have any hidden talents?

second grade: proudest accomplishment?

i need u: are you in love?

hold me tight: does physical contact comfort you?

love is not over: ever had your heart broken?

dead leaves: how loyal are you?

move: last time you cried?

butterfly: most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen?

run: do you like traveling? if so, where? what’s your dream vacation?

ma city: if you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

baepsae: do you vote and/or keep up with politics?

dope: what did you want to be when you were younger? how does it compare to what you want to be now?

fire: are you a spontaneous person?

save me: your favorite place on earth?

young forever: what is one movie from your childhood that you will always treasure?

boys with fun: you’re going on a roadtrip with seven other people– dead, alive, fictional, real, famous, or not. who are they, and why?

converse high: how many pairs of shoes do you own?

whalien 52: weirdest thing that has ever happened to you? alternatively, weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

house of cards: when was the last time you felt sexy?

boy meets evil: have you ever committed a crime? if so, what was it? alternatively, what is the worst thing you have ever done?

blood, sweat, & tears: kinkiest kink you have?

begin: who are you most grateful for in your life?

lie: biggest fear?

stigma: would you rather know the date of your death or the cause of your death?

first love: do you believe in soulmates?

reflection: if you could tell your past self one thing, what would it be?

mama: are you good at giving advice?

awake: if you had to be a flower, which flower would you be?

lost: how good are you with directions? do you get lost easily?

cypher pt. 4: what do you do to treat yourself or relax?

am i wrong: you wake up one morning in the hospital, knowing only your name and a single memory from your life. what is that memory?

21st century girls: do you prefer texting, calling, or video chatting?

2!3!: your favorite thing about bangtan?

spring day: who do you miss right now?

not today: what are your procrastinating right now?

wings: on airplanes, do you prefer the window seat, the middle seat, or the aisle seat?

you never walk alone: how many people do you trust with your life?

you know what I Love how some things about shinee sound like absolute shitposts but they are not (really) made up - examples:

  • key dropping his fake boob and giving it to a fan as a gift
  • obama giving shinee a shoutout and mentioning that they like in-n-out burger
  • minho bursting through the door, grabbing taem’s titty and saying some variant of “what’s up fucker” as a greeting
  • jinki screaming for 40 seconds
  • jonghyun screaming for 15
  • jonghyun swallowing comme des down just. putting key’s dog whole in his mouth
  • chant “lee taemin” 3 times before an exam, to help your faves perform well on charts and for good luck in general
  • taem’s eyebrows missing since 2012
  • woof woof but consider: literal fursonas

Lance: I have been doing some maths. With shiro back, that makes six paladins, but there’s only five lions and if I’m right, that’s one paladin too many. Look, keith, when shiro takes over the black lion, you’re going to want your red lion back, if I get a lion, I’d have to take blue from allura, but she’s progressed a LOT faster than any of us did. She might even be able to unlock powers we don’t know of. So.. maybe the best I can do for the team is.. step aside.. 

My langst-loving-ass:

OK so since @tom-hiddleston-god-of-mischief and other people showed interest, I bumped up my schedule and so…

Here is my ‘Craig is totally gay and was in love with the MC in college’ post!

So, first off- this is Craig Cahn and the thing that made me first think that he was gay instead of bi. (And fyi I am a Bi myself, so this is more headcanoning and exploring character and not trying to stomp on other headcanons, jsyk.)

Yeah the very first time we met. But look- divorces do happen, and do happen in a chill manner. But… let us note a couple things. One, the divorce literally only happened ‘last year’. Which could mean anywhere from (assuming this is the spring due to college letters and school timetables) 12+ to only 3-ish months ago depending on what counts as ‘last year’.

You only get a SECOND of him being uncomfortable while breaking the news before he is on even ground and is like ‘yeah it’s old news and everything is in perfect order now’. AND THE DIVORCE HAPPENED EITHER WHILE SMASHLEY WAS PREGNANT OR JUST HAD RIVER. Now, this could be a him lying, except… it’s never really brought up again as a thing? Like, we deal with Mat’s feelings for his dead wife, Joseph’s failing marriage, and etc but despite how recent it was we are lead to believe their divorce was perfectly amicable despite the timing.  (Now placing a cut here because this gets long and has more pics.)

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My mother tells me
that when I meet someone I like,
I have to ask them three questions:

1. what are you afraid of?
2. do you like dogs?
3. what do you do when it rains?

of those three, she says the first one is the most important.
“They gotta be scared of something, baby. Everybody is. If they aren’t
afraid of anything, then they don’t believe in anything, either.”

I met you on a Sunday, right
after church.
one look and my heart fell into
my stomach like a trap door.

on our second date,
I asked you what you were afraid of.
“spiders, mostly. being alone. little children, like, the ones who just
learned how to push a kid over on the playground. oh and space. holy shit, space.”
I asked you if you liked dogs.
“I have three.”
I asked you what you do when it rains.
“sleep, mostly. sometimes I sit at the window and watch the rain
droplets race. I make a shelter out of plastic in my backyard for all the stray animals; leave them food and a place to sleep.”

he smiled like he knew.
like his mom told him the same
“how about you?”

I’m scared of everything.
of the hole in the o-zone layer,
of the lady next door who never
smiles at her dog,
and especially of all the secrets
the government must be breaking
it’s back trying to keep from us.
I love dogs so much, you have no idea.
I sleep when it rains.
I want to tell everyone I love them.
I want to find every stray animal and bring them home.
I want to wake up in your hair
and make you shitty coffee
and kiss your neck
and draw silly stick figures of us.
I never want to ask anyone else
these questions
ever again.
—  Caitlyn Siehl, “Three Questions”

“I was always welcome at the Potters’.”

-Sirius Black

just done watching the fifth movie today, and felt like I wanted to make something like this again.. I did a redraw of the third movie here, while Sirius was asking for Harry to stay with him (first pict). And I think somehow it can be related to the fifth movie where Sirius told Harry that he was at James’ when he ran away from his house. besides the fact that Sirius was Harry’s godfather, I think he wanted to stay with Harry because he didn’t want Harry to feel any worse than what he’d ever felt before. he just wanted to welcome Harry just like James and the Potters welcome him. to feel a real home, to feel a real family. and that second pict, I made it shows Sirius went home with James.

and oh, thank you for not posting this without permission. please do tell me or credit me when you’re going to post it somewhere.

I saw someone share my artworks without telling me, and it’s a no good:(

What I love about the Young Justice fandom is that we could get the smallest, most insignificant news regarding season 3, and within minutes the whole fandom will explode and come up with a trillion different theories by grasping at every straw they find and making a bunch connections that make little to no sense.

They could release a four second clip of Nightwing drinking a glass of milk and we’d be like “okay but judging by the consistency of the milk and the tiny bubble near the rim of the glass, it is obviously 2% milk he is drinking, and the color of the lamp in the corner and the position of the sun through the window clearly mean that Wally is alive in the speedforce and will return with the help of John Cena and a poodle okay, just look at the evidence”