it was like 70 pounds

Dance With Me

Originally posted by buckywiththegoodhair86

A/N: I watched Kingsman: the secret service last night and the song Give it up was stuck in my head so here’s my inspired imagine.

Gif not mine

Warnings: Slight cursing

Summary: Bucky catches reader dancing.

Bucky heard the music all the way in the kitchen. “What the hell is that girl listening to?”

When he entered the living room he couldn’t help the grin that broke out on his face. Y/N dancing away, unknown was his presence, and he was gonna keep it that way.

He hid his body half way behind the door frame and watched her dance. She made funny faces while she moved and pumped her fist. She looked like a belly dancer, the way she moved her hips was so fluid. She wasn’t trying to look good, but the joy she displayed made her look so beautiful to him.

“Are you forgetting I’m a trained assassin, and there’s no way you could get away with watching me?” She was laughing at him, but didn’t falter in her moves. Not once.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m only here for the music.”

Cocky bastard, she thought.

“Well in that case.” Y/N grabbed his hand and pulled him to the center of the room. “Come dance with me.”

Bucky didn’t move except for to look down at his toes. She wouldn’t have his shyness right now when he should be having fun. Y/N took ahold of his hand while she bounced from foot to foot, waving her hair around and trying to get him to move.

“What was the disco era like Buck? Did you grow an afro? Wear bell bottoms?” She paused to fake surprise with a gasp, “did you smoke weed?”

He chuckled. She was being ridiculous, dancing around to disco and asking questions she already knew the answer to.

“You already know I wasn’t allowed that kind of fun, but if I was I’m sure I would have been all about the flower power man.”

She laughed out loud, throwing her head back and cackling like a witch. Her laugh was so hilarious he almost couldn’t contain his. Here he was, standing in front of a deadly assassin, who could seduce men with the skill of a siren, snap necks with her bare hands, rob you blind without you ever knowing she was there, and she was acting like a huge dork. Man he loved this woman.

“Tell me about the 70′s Bucky.” She was still bouncing around but she had released his hands, finally giving up on making him dance.

“I don’t remember the 70′s Y/N I was barley huma-”

“I don’t care make it up.” She interrupted him before he could say anything self damaging.

He thought for a minute. “Everyone had flowers in their hair, and went bare foot. They loved poetry, and believed wholeheartedly in world peace.”

“And you don’t?” She had stopped dancing now. 

“No.” He answered simply. “World peace isn’t possible when greed and hate still exist.”

“Well I like to be optimistic, and I say it is possible.”

He smiled at her. “Then it is possible. As long as you say so.”

She went back to dancing and this time she had hands in hers and a partner to jump around with. Neither of them could stop smiling. Maybe there was something in the water but Bucky was having a lot of fun acting like a fool with Y/N. She brought out his inner child and it was a feeling Bucky had missed out on for 70 years.

Y/N’s heart felt weightless and like a hundred pounds all at once. She loved seeing Bucky this way. A boyish smile decorating his face, not hiding his emotions for once. Just living in the moment with her and looking like he was having the time of his life made her so happy. She really loved this man.

“Y/N look!”

When she turned around she had to double over with a loud cackle, before she joined him in dancing the disco. He laughed harder than she had, at the funny face she made. She really is a wild one.

“Get dressed,” he said, “we’ll go to an actual disco.”

“For real?”

“For real.”

She squealed. “Give me thirty minutes!”


Steve closed the door to the living room. After witnessing what he just had he definitely didn’t want to interrupt. His best friend dancing around like that, was the most fun he’s seen him have since being back, and he wasn’t going to ruin that. He smiled to himself, grabbed his coffee cup from the kitchen counter and walked back to his room.

anonymous asked:

wonho stans are always fed, as a hyungwon/shownu stan i cannot relate

wonho reminds me of when my mum cooks a bunch of food and i’m not even finished eating the first thing on my plate yet and she waltz in like “don’t forget dessert” and even though i’m near ready to slip into the afterlife from like a fucking food coma or something i keep on eating because the hand that’s feeding me is too great to resist i hate him

happy birthday kookie :’)

happy birthday to the biggest meme man i know

i could go on forever and ever with these but i’ll stop now.

our gOLDEN MAKNAE IS GETTING OLD AND IM KINDA CRYING??????

those hands i-

and look at his smile

he’s also hella talented with that AMAZING voice of his

LIKE WOW IM SHOOK

anywAYS

haPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS WONDERFUL MAKNAE THAT WE WERE ALL SO BLESSED WITH.

i hope he has an amazing birthday, and gets all that he wishes for. our hardworking MAN deserves all of the love, and support. he’s not my bias, but i still love and care for this MAN like no other. he’s made me laugh countless times, and i just love his meme self so much. i’ll try not to make a comedic paragraph below if you want to read it:

jungkook,

although you will never read this letter because it’s in fucking english and i’m too lazy to translate it and plus it’s 2:00 am over here.. i’m still gonna write this paragraph on how much i love you and appreciate you. you work so hard for us, just like the rest of bts. and you’re strong as hell like wtf i can’t even lift my 70 pound dog without panting. your voice is soothing, too. it’s like you rub your voice with honey before singing, it’s amazing. i want your birthday to be filled with love and happiness, and i hope that us army, the members, and your family and friends can achieve that. we are all so proud of you, and your english covers are amazing like wow that’s talent to sing a whole different language perfectly. i hope you have a lovely birthday, you meme MAN.

-xx

Everyone else can go home because Inej Ghafa is now the most badass person to exist

Holt Family Reunion (because I have a lot of feelings)

When they finally find Pidge’s family it’s very heartwarming and it honestly makes everyone feel so much better? Like they get to actually see how Voltron is helping the universe and each of them kinda files that memory away as something that will get them through the hard time. It’s messy full of tears and laughter because one of the first things her dad says is “am I seeing double, why are there two matts? Wait, katie? KATIE? Oh my god katie” and then they just all collapse in a pile of hugs and tears. It takes them almost twenty minutes to stop crying and over an hour to separate from their hug on the floor. This mission resulted in a lot of aliens being rescued and most of them were injured in some way, but because there were so many aliens they couldn’t put them all in the healing pods. But almost all the aliens who saw the reunion insist on allowing matt and sam to go first so they can be strong enough to be with pidge. So the first set of healing pods contains pidge’s family. During this time, the remaining aliens and paladins try to organize how they will get everyone home. Some aliens planets have been destroyed and allura updates them on what planets have been rescued. Then they start talking about the people in the pods about where they come from, other aliens tell the home planets of the ones currently healing. But then they get to matt and sam holt. Allura says, oh earth okay, they’ll need their own pod because no one is near them. And pidge is like. What? You want to send them home in a pod? A POD?!? Hell no, I am taking them home Myself, you are not just sending them in a pod. And allura is like, “be rational, voltron is needed you can’t just take time off from being a paladin”. And pidge just Snaps. They’re like “What?! How dare you! You of all people should know! I have MY family back just because you can’t get yours doesn’t mean you will stop me from reuniting mine. My mom thinks all of us are Dead!!” “please pidge calm down” “NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN, and if you don’t swear that you will open up a wormhole for me and the green lion to take my family back to earth, I will destroy this entire castle with the touch of a button. You think I won’t do it? I am doing you a FAVOR by promising to come back, if you try stop me, I will ruin you forever.” Allura looks over at the other paladins, like a little help here, but the Pidge Protection Squad is out in full force, and all she gets are hard stares. She agrees to send the green lion to earth, but when she says she’s doubling the patrols of the other paladins everyone else is like ??? no???? We’re going back to Earth. We don’t know what the hell the garrison told our families, but they most likely think we are dead, THEY THINK WE ARE DEAD. We are going and seeing them and there’s nothing you can do to stop us. Finally Allura turns to Coran like, help me please. And he just calmly takes her to the side and says, “I know what you’re just trying to do what is best, and you are not the bad guy in this situation, but it would be best to let them see their families one last time. You know as well as I do that they could die up here. You know we would have given anything to say goodbye to Altea, at least they have the chance to say goodbye to Earth.” Finally Allura gives in and says, okay you’ll all go in the green lion because it has the cloaking device and is the smallest, I’ll keep the castle near your moon so it stays hidden. Now first they go to the Holt family’s house because duh, out of everyone they deserve to be reunited first. But when they get there, there’s no sign of Mama Holt? And the house is a mess? Like someone went through it? And all the electronics are missing? What the heck, where is mom? Their neighbor almost has a heart attack when they see Katie, why is she here, didn’t she know? The neighbor very shakily tells them that their mother was arrested for treason. Apparently she had been caught sneaking around on a military base of some kind. Pidge has to be physically restrained to stop them from killing the neighbor yelling that they were a liar. When she finally calms down, they thank the neighbor and go back to the green lion, contacting allura… “we need Voltron”. On the way back to the castle pidge can’t stop talking, they keep saying “She knew, she knew something was wrong, she knew the garrison was lying but she didn’t want to believe me, why does she believe me now, why did she do that. Iverson didn’t arrest me because he would then have to admit that a little girl managed to hack in, but mom, mom is an adult, she could be executed, oh my god, what if she’s dead, what if she’s dead! How, I just, I just got my family back, how can they do this. We are going to obliterate the garrison, I don’t care if you think that’s excessive. They are corrupt and lying and dicks (language) I DON’T GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT LANGUAGE SHIRO I WILL CUT YOU” Finally they get back to the castle and everyone gets their lions, it’s show time.

It was a normal day at this government facility, hidden, calm, no one was expecting a HUGE FREAKING ROBOT WITH A SWORD TO DROP FROM THE SKY AND TEAR OFF THE ROOF SCREAMING GIVE ME MRS. HOLT OR WE WILL DESTROY YOU. Everyone is frozen in fear, what the actual crap, someone finally snaps out of it when the robot throws some of the roof a mile down the road. Everyone is frantically looking for a Mrs. Holt, who the hell is Mrs. Holt where is she SOMEONE FIND HER IMMEDIATELY! But they are too late. The sword rips through the guard shack in it’s search to find Mrs. Holt. Suddenly, a middle age woman, wearing ripped prison clothes, stands up on the rubble and says “Katie? Katie is that you?” The paladins are ripped apart by the storms of emotions that come from the green lion. Everyone is crying and they can hear the Holts just saying mom over and over again. One second they’re voltron the next, the green lion is on the ground near her and three people are tumbling out of the mouth, running to meet Mama Holt. “Oh my god, my baby, my beautiful baby, you’re alive, you’re alive I knew they were lying, I’m so sorry, I thought I’d never see you again–oh my god Sam?! Matt! OH MYGOD YOU’RE ALIVE, YOU’RE ALIVE. Don’t you ever leave me again, I love you so much, where have you been, you’re alive, you’re alive, am I dreaming, oh my god” The other lions start to fly to other sides of the world, the yellow one goes to Hawaii, the black one heads to japan, the blue one starts to head to cuba when he realizes that the red one, is just staying there. Red and Blue head to Cuba together.

Each reunion is filled with screams and tears and hugs. Almost everyone doesn’t believe the paladins story, until they show the lions and the bayards. For the first time in what feels like years, they get to eat real food: manapua, saimin, nachos, yuca fingers, sushi, PIZZA, spam, rice. A shock comes to them a few hours later when Allura calls to them and says, Okay, get ready to say goodbye. Almost immediately she has 4 very angry mothers yelling at her over the coms “I JUST GOT THEM BACK -what? You want them back? I HAVENT SEEN MY SON IN OVER A YEAR - auwe, no. you one lolo if you think I’m gonna let him leave, half of the family is still stuck in traffic trying to get here! No, a’ole pilikia no no - bsolutely not! Showing up here with a lion and a boyfriend (he’s not my boyfriend) be quiet lance, I am talking . I swear you go to space and now you have no manners, no he is staying here for at least a few days - Have you even been feeding them? They are so skinny. (we have to eat this weird green goo) YOU’VE BEEN FEEDING MY FAMILY GOO? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU-why don’t you come down here and try rip my child from my cold dead hands, I don’t care if she can throw shiro who’s shiro- SHE THREW MY BABY? NOPE I DON’T CARE IF YOU ARE A GROWN MAN, YOU ARE NOT LEAVING, YOU ARE GROUNDED MISTER, DO YOU UNDERSTAND!-” this goes on for almost 20 minutes of different moms and dads and uncles and aunties yelling over one another about how they need at least a few days with their family. Finally allura and coran agree to 4 days on earth as long as the paladins are always ready to leave immediately if there is a distress call and Allura and Coran get to spend a day with each family.

Lance and Hunk almost immediately volunteer to bring the alteans down from the castle… it is very suspicious. However when they show up a few hours later with their lions full of nonperishable earth food it makes sense. No seriously, Hunk brought almost 70 pounds of rice with him and like 100 cans of spam and Lance brought almost every spice you could think of, their families were horrified when they realized they had had the same exact thing for almost every meal for months. All the paladins make frequent trips up to the castle, to bring family members to see it and to bring more food and clothes. They don’t know how long they’ll be paladins, but there is no way in hell they are leaving without some very essential items this time. Like their super soft blanket, another pair of shoes, a bucket filled with face cream, pictures of their family. In fact, by the second day, almost everyone has moved their entire room up into the castle. It’s like moving in for college, with the parents helping to decorate their child’s room and making sure they have everything. All this time pidge is working almost non stop to try create at least 4 long range communicators so the paladins can keep in touch with their family because she refuses to let them believe they are dead again. Shiro is enjoying tea with his mother and for the first time in a long time actually feels relaxed. Keith on the other hand is kinda overwhelmed by how many people there are in Lance’s house, but now he understands why Lance is loud and uncomfortable with the silence of space. Also Keith might fall in love with Mama Lance’s hugs, he’s never felt this warm and loved. Lance is so happy that he cries, multiple times, and is almost always in the middle of group hugs, and he easily falls back into the role of brother, uncle, and mama’s boy, he never wants to leave. Hunk spends almost all the time at the beach with his family. The sand beneath his feet, the tradewinds playing with his hair, the salty breeze, the sun warm on his skin, and the soothing sounds of a improv jam sesh with his uncles is everything he’s wanted.

The alteans are very surprised at how different each paladins’ family is. Hunk’s is large but relaxed. Shiro’s is small and peaceful. Lance’s is loud and chaotic. Pidge’s is quiet and silly. But the one thing that each family has is it exudes love and caring and accepting of the alteans.

Nothing is harder than the last day when everyone has to say goodbye. Allura and Coran go up to the castle first, giving the paladins their privacy. It hurts because everyone over age 13 knows that this might be the last time they see their family member. The parents hold onto their children softly crying because they are just kids, why do they have to fight in a war. Keith goes back next, visiting his desert home to pack everything up with him… and also possibly breaking into the garrison to steal back the stuff from Lance, pidge, and Hunk’s old room. His lion is actually filled by the time he’s flying up to the castle. Lance’s family insisted on giving him tons of food. Shiro heads back next. He and his mom go to a temple to pray and there is a tearful goodbye, especially when she says she is proud of him. His lion is filled with rice, seaweed, tea, noodles, fresh vegetables, plus small sprouts so he can grow them on the ship, and some family heirlooms his mom insisted on him taking to keep him safe. Pidge goes next, they managed to make a device that will allow the paladins to keep in touch with their family as long as they are in a nearby galaxy, it isn’t perfect, but it’s better than nothing. The last hug is long and warm and when pidge goes into their lion she let’s out a half sob because it’s filled to the brim with peanut butter and spare electrical parts. They have to stop themselves from running back out to her family. They make quick pit stops to each of the paladins families giving them the communicators and instructions on how to use them. The sleepless nights were totally worth it when all the parents give her thankful hugs with tears in their eyes. Hunk and Lance leave at the same time, they both know that if they don’t go together, neither of them will leave. Hunk’s last day is a huge luau with his entire extended family, most of his old classmates, and the whole neighborhood. His lion is filled with all the leftovers, more rice and spam, tons of fresh and dried fruits, and an 8 string ukulele so he can have the sound of home with him. His whole family sings Aloha ‘Oe to him as he walks into his lion and he cries freely. Lance’s spends his last day hugging every family member as much as possible. He takes tons of selfies with everyone, including all the pets. He has a long talk with his war vet grandpa about how he’s scared of not being good enough, but is reassured when his badass of grandpa says he was the same way. It’s a tearful goodbye and everyone hugs Blue together as he walks in. His lion is filled with tons of family pictures, a disk with a video from each family member and of course hella food and spices. He’s able to fly off with a smile on his face because he knows his family won’t forget him and he won’t forget his family.

Bonus: When they all get back to the castle they realize that the food storage room can’t fit all the food they have and have to clear out one of the extra bedrooms to store the food there. They literally have enough food for years. And everyone realizes how much they needed this. The things that were holding them back from fully devoting themselves to Voltron had been solved and the alteans now understand the paladins so much more.


Bonus Bonus: It was at this time that the alteans realize how freaking young the paladins are because now pidge has set up a clock/calendar that is synced up to earth time. Each of them say when their birthdays are so they can celebrate and Allura almost faints when pidge says their 16th birthday is coming up. Like what is this infant doing here what. This leads to a very interesting conversation where they realize that Shiro is still considered a baby by altean standards. Coran has to sit down when they explain that the oldest human to ever live only lived to 128 years, which is still child years for alteans.

Adding to my list of tattoos I want

“Every mile will be worth my while” from I can go the distance from Hercules, my running theme song. 

“There’s just no telling how far I’ll go” from How far I’ll go from Moana. 

I’m thinking one on the side of each foot? I think those would make good 100 pound loss tattoos. Just uh… something like 70 pounds more to go? I’ve really been struggling lately, I’ll take any motivation I can get. 

Anonymous prompted: chubby!Dean with omega!Dean and alpha!Cas, Dean gains a lot of weight, warning for nsfw text and mpreg

“How is that shirt even remotely comfortable?”

“It’s not. Scoot over.”

Instead of moving, Cas just yanks Dean down onto the bed next to him and picks at the tight hem of the shirt sleeve. “Isn’t this cutting into your skin?”

“Yep.” Dean rolls over so he can pull Cas’ face against his chest. “I’ve been wearing your t-shirts to bed for two years, baby. Not going to stop now just because they don’t fit anymore.”

“To be fair, they’ve never fit, but…” Cas slips a hand to Dean’s hip and moves along the curve of his belly that the shirt couldn’t cover even if it tried. Just to make a point, Cas tugs the hem down fruitlessly.

Dean shifts, and his belly jiggles against Cas’ hand. “You haven’t done that since I was pregnant with A.J.”

“You haven’t been this—this—”

“The word you’re looking for is ‘fat,’ Cas.”

Cas takes his eyes away from Dean’s stomach and finds a smile on his face. He leans forward and kisses him, trying not to focus too much on the way Dean’s bare skin squishes against his t-shirt. “Yeah. Fat. Nobody’s giving you a hard time at work, are they?”

“I’m an omega with the scent of a scary possessive alpha on my clothes—trust me, nobody’s going to say a word if I look more pregnant than I did when I was actually pregnant.” Dean kisses Cas’ forehead. “Go to sleep, alpha.

*****

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also, casual reminder (since i was looking it up for a headcanon meme thing), that danielle in mainverse is all of 4 and a half feet tall, and like 60-70 pounds. she’s the size of the average nine year old

please feel free to assume she’s nowhere near her actual (ish) age of 14 because she doESN’T HECKING LOOK IT

Guess the Breed(s)

This is Charlie, he is about two and a half feet tall standing on all fours and weighs between 70-80 pounds. Not pictured: his tail is shaped like a Shepard hook! He is a very smart dog and is very submissive and likes to sit in people’s laps and his best friend is a cat

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So I’m actually a little nervous about posting this but I’m going for it because I’ve got nothing but love and support from all of you ♥

My body has gone through a lot over the past year or so. I lost too much weight and my body went into shock and wasn’t working properly. I didn’t have much muscle either. Now, I’ve gone vegan, I don’t count calories anymore, and I exercise because I enjoy it. I’ve recently lost over 9 pounds since going back to college. My body started changing again and it’s so exciting! These pictures don’t do much justice when it comes to how much muscle I have, but just ask my friends who I always tell to feel my new muscles. They’re solid! I’m honestly the happiest I’ve ever been with my body. I love my curves and I love my muscles. I do have insecurities like my loose skin from the 70+ pounds that I’ve lost since 2010. You can see it in the last photo on my tummy, and a little on my thighs. My chest has a lot too but you can’t really tell in the photos. 

I bought these bikini bottoms not only for progress photos, but to force myself to come to terms with how my body is right now. My goal is to wear these in public and love every second of it. My journey is with me and my body. No numbers, no scale, no calories, just me and the healthy body I’ve been blessed with. 

Confidence takes time. And I’m still working my hardest to achieve complete self love. I hope you all do the same ♥

(Excuse the just out of the shower, wet hair and no makeup haha. True representation at it’s finest)

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↳  2.02 “Get My Cigarettes”

“Do you know what I do remember about the 4th of July? The time I found you OD’d on the kitchen floor. I didn’t think a 70 pound girl could lift a grown woman like that. But see, I knew I couldn’t call 911 for help ‘cause then CPS would take me from you. Yeah, I dragged you into the bathtub. Kept filling it with ice cubes. Just sitting there hoping you didn’t die.

Flamethrowers are also a primary weapon in every Aliens film and are prized weapons in most shooting games. And unlike the two-guns thing above, we know real soldiers did use these babies in World War II, Korea, and Vietnam, right?

Yeah, they did. And they sucked. Out of 97 flamethrowers sent out in the Korean War, 65 were either destroyed by enemy fire or just dumped by the operators to save their lives. Seven more weren’t even used because they never got an enemy within its effective range …which kinda sucked, by the way.

Then there’s the problem with weight. The standard M2 Flamethrower, which is the one you’ve most likely seen in movies, weighs 70 pounds when full. Imagine going around in a war zone with very small man on a very fat child on your back. Even worse, operators had to stand completely in the open since, unlike almost every other gun ever made, the flamethrower requires one to stand up to fire and it has the unfortunate side effect of giving your position by making you look like Satan taking a leak.

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marigoldcrossing  asked:

What is the fluff to dog ratio of your furry baby? Like is he was shaved how much smaller do you think he would look? I used have a border collie mix and we'd shave him for summer time and he looked about 20% smaller without all his puff.

Oh he looks absolutely RIDICULOUS when he’s fully wet after swimming, like little toothpick legs and a surprisingly smaller body! People always ask how much he weighs, then are surprised because they say he looks like 90-100 but is really 70-75 pounds!

This is just his legs, but it pretty much happens to his whole body when he’s fully submerged!