it was kinda funny after all

  OUR FUTURE WILL BE A BRIGHT ONE: CHAPTER FOUR

                        eremika soulmates through time modern au

                    ( chapter one/chapter two/ chapter three/ ff.net/ ao3)


YOUANFEN

CHINESE; A relationship by fate or destiny, predestined affinity or relationship. The driving forces and causes behind yuánfèn are said to be actions done in previous incarnations

“Meeting your soul mate is like walking into a house you’ve been in before - you will recognize the furniture, the pictures on the wall, the books on the shelves, the contents of drawers: You could find your way around in the dark if you had to.”

― Jandy Nelson, I’ll Give You the Sun


Before the clock strikes noon and his morning coffee turns cold, Eren makes a mental list of all the things he has learned about Mikasa after he spent the night in her bed.

There’s her surname on top of it and he finds it kinda funny, but she’s horrified when he points it out. There’s the fact that she comes from Charleston (“I wouldn’t take you for a Southern Belle,” he says to her and she snorts into her tea. “You mean, I’m not a lady?” she asks with a playful glint in her eyes, which leaves him biting his tongue in a hurry to assure her that yes, of course, she is, indeed, very ladylike). She admits that she had to move to Chicago because her career required that, he tries to show restraint by waiting a full minute before asking what she does for a living.

“Professional gymnastics.” She bites on her lips and blushes a little when he whistles, impressed.

“I knew you were fit,” says Eren triumphantly and she laughs at that, scrunching her nose up adorably. He wishes he could bottle up this sound and keep it always in his pocket, for rainy days.

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Ahhhhhhh… what a scenic vista!

Ooh, wait, there’s the Mystery Machine! It’s… kinda weird lookin’ and uncannily rendered in 3D, but still nice to see.

Aaaaaand off it goes.

Huh. Everything’s been really pleasant so far… maybe this movie isn’t going to be so weird after al–

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY

WHY IS DAPHNE’S FACE ALL FREAKY 

WHY IS HER HAIR BLOOD RED, PRESUMABLY SOAKED IN THAT OF HER ENEMIES

WHY IS FREDDY LIKE A WEIRD ANDROID

WHY ARE HIS EYES SO UNEVEN

WHY IS VELMA WATCHING, ALWAYS WATCHING

…ohhhhhh goodness, what have you all gotten me into this time?

Every NightMind video
  • Nick Nocturne: Hello, thanks for joining me in the dark again this evening! This week I found this miniseries that was kinda interesting, so I memorized every single one of their videos, went to their website, hacked into their website, went to the facebook pages of every creator, found out their addresses, drove to their houses, and after 3 solid days of analysis I discovered that if you type the third word spoken in the first episode into their website search bar, you'll find twenty-two thousand hidden videos all encoded in hieroglyphics. Obviously, I decoded them and learned even more...

hi henlo I recorded this *immediately after work so my hair is not brushed, I am leaning over which makes my breath kinda funky, and I am ,, exhausted.
But here is one of my favorite short romance songs from a musical.
This is “I Never Planned On You / Don’t Come a-Knocking” from Newsies!

Funny fact: I rolled my eyes at the word “love” but I adore these lyrics.
Fun fact: Jeremy Jordan and I share the same birthday.
Not-as-fun fact: I have terrible stage fright/anxiety and this is a big leap but this is for Tony’s weekend & Thomas!

I hope you all enjoy!

*- the video did nOT want to cooperate with uploading lol

Bakugou being tied up and muzzled on the podium is no laughing matter

I already wrote about that part in my post on his and Amajiki’s mental health issues some weeks ago. I knew it was gonna happen when the episode would come out, but really, don’t treat this scene as a funny one. It’s not something to make fun of. Bakugou is emotionally unstable, and has mental health issues that need to be taken care of. But it doesn’t make him an animal or a dangerous evil being that should be restrained and publicly humiliated like that. He’s a 15 years old boy dealing with complexes and anxiety, therefore making his behavior violent. What he needs, especially as a teen, is mental care, not being mocked and humiliated as a punishment. This moment will have consequences later, and I thank Hori for that. 

It’s not a funny moment. He’s dehumanized, treated as less than human in front of the whole society, and nobody say a thing. Even All Might just stay here and thinks Bakugou’s face is quite something, forcing the medal on him. And that’s a problem, both in the manga and in our reality. The trope of people being too emotional and angry to be rational, talked to and treated with care unfortunately participates in domestic abuse, and a lot of systemic oppression, mostly against mentally ill people and women (especially black women). Look at how Best Jeanist treats him later. 

Is that how you treat a kid you’re responsible of? Bakugou respects Best Jeanist; he doesn’t flare up and shout at him even if the man is being very rude and harsh against him. But because he saw how Bakugou behaved and was treated at UA sports festival, Best Jeanist made assumptions on him and didn’t even wait to meet and talk to him. He nominated him just because he wanted to ‘reform’ him. As adults, people of UA and Best Jeanist failed to take care of Bakugou.  Aizawa recognized it, and apologized later.

And this is no laughing matter. It will have consequences later, as Hori makes sure to show it, both metaphorically and literally with this notion of ‘being shackled by people and society’.

So, please consider it’s wrong that this situation is perceived as funny and unavoidable when he’s only a 15 years old kid. Bakugou angrily brushing his teeth after oversleeping is funny (kinda, he’s still frustrated after all). Bakugou being dehumanized and demonized by everyone, especially responsible adults who should handle the situation with care, is not.

okay but how funny would it be if, after all this build up, Sam is the one to use the grenade launcher

team “jack morrison is definitely somewhat of an asshole who talks down to people constantly in all of his dialogue and a shitty old man who yells at people and has to think twice about saving a little girl from a grenade, and i don’t really like him, but I don’t think he’s a 100% bad person and is probably struggling with a lot of things, just like most OW characters are - however his portrayal as an innocent blue eyed perfect baby boy twink who dangles off reyes’ arm pisses me off a lot more than anything where he’s just a total piece of shit ever could and the insistence to remove any kind of negative traits from his character and excuse his shitty actions with ‘he’s just really sad about how everything went’ in fanworks is a reflection of a big issue with how white men are treated in fandom and media in general, especially when compared with how people still demonize gabriel reyes even after he’s been shown to be more friendly, funny and gentle than morrison in all of the media that has shown him pre-reaper, and even as reaper has more playful and team-oriented voicelines and interactions than morrison, who hasn’t been turned into an undead vape ghost and is just kinda pissed off all the time”

DEH 10.5.17

-general-

  • OH MY GOD HERE WE GO
  • So there was the obc except for larry/michael park who was understudied by Asa Somers
  • Mike looks at individuals in the audience, he speaks to them specifically
  • i think Will uses this technique where you look at the back of the heads of people/back of the theatre, its used for speaking to the whole theatre 
  • and can i just say, will does NOT get enough credit for his entire performance, while yes his comedic timing and stuff are AMAZING, he cries while on stage and brings a lot of emotion that i did NOT expect but it was so good
  • Ben kinda does both, god his voice is so good, its so much better irl if thats even possible
  • connor has a braided leather bracelet
  • If mike says that he’s not a strong singer 1 more time im gonna cut a bitch
    • his voice is so clear and he hits every note perfectly
  • dude. the sets are so pretty ughgugh
  • Mike Faist is a beautiful human like. pictures dont do him justice man, he looks good in them but irl hes like. !!! wtf hes so pretty
  • bens outfit changes are so quick how does he even do that wtf
  • LISTEN TO ME DO NOT SELL YOUR TICKETS BC THERES AN UNDERSTUdY

-act 1-

  • after connor says fuck you to zoe ,, mike gives laura a teeny tiny smile right before he puts his head down 
  • oh my god speaking of smiles the are you high smile is SO FUNNY
  • the part in waving through a window where theres the break and then the 
    “ON THE OUTSIDE ALWAYS LOOKING IN”? that is so powerful irl like. dude the sound vibrates through you and its so good
  • connor tries waving to evan during waving through a window but evan didn’t see, im fine this is fine
  • I started crying during waving through a window and I didnt stop till after the end of the show
  • Evan starts crying during writing the letter and he also doesnt stop
  • sincerly me has so many pretty harmonies
  • JARED SAID IT, HE SAID IT INSTEAD OF HOT I LOST IT
  • KiNkY
  • Zoe bounces her leg and bites her nails
  • Evan bites his nails, fiddles with his shirt, scratches at his palm, and picks at his fingers
  • the actors bring so much to the characters its so good!! its so good omg
  • AFTER SINCERLY ME FINISHES AND THE LIGHTS GO OUT CONNOR FLIPS OFF THE AUDIENCE ITS SO FUNNY
  • all you gotta DO
  • i could see the cellist from where i was sitting and she was rocking out to sincerly me and mouthing along it was great
  • right before requiem zoe like, rushes over to the letters after holding back and pushing cynthia away, its so deperate and powerful oh lord
  • okay so Asa brings so much to the role of larry, from what ive heard Michael is very stoic all the time but Asa like, is just really tired of life more than anything. 
  • Asa’s Larry for sure isnt a good guy but hes not the bad guy either. He fucks up as a parent for sure, and what he did to connor was not okay but like… man he does care even if he tries not to show it
  • during you will be found larry breaks down, he starts crying oof it broke my heart
  • Ben Platt is so good, his emotions are so raw, fuck, 

-act 2-

  • so, you and zoe,, ?? 
  • OH WHAT A NICE GLOVE
  • to break in a glove is so funny and sad at the same time
  • larrys voice breaks on “or if you’re tryna do whats best”
  • and he yells the next part, hes like on the brink of tears
  • Sincerly me reprise is a fucking bop and connor looks mildly uncomfortable about how many kids end up sucking dick for meth
  • we all know it but WILLS LAUGH IS A BLESSING
  • nYehHEHHeHEHhE
  • its so funny holy shit
  • YES THE INSANELY COOL !!! JARED KLIENMAN
  • a part of the saucy friendship we had ;)
  • i like the choreography for the reprise too its kinda different from sincerly me ??
  • larry drinks bourbon and some expensive looking wine
  • jared invites evan to his party with lots of alcohol like. he makes a big fucking deal out of the alcohol
  • ok so after the scene where jared accuses evan of having connors death be the best thing thats ever happened to him, jared storms off and evan kinda lingers after him on stage for a solid 30 seconds before being pulled away by zoe
  • evan starts dressing more and more like connor till theyre in almost the same outfit
  • evan has funyuns stashed away in his little headrest storage thing
  • after only us zoe kisses his and they lay down and wowie some things are heavily implied there
  • oh god so when heidi is at the murphys house and evan finds out he shrinks into himself so much 
  • will screams FUCK YOU EVAN, ASSHOLE with so much emotion in his voice you could feel everyone react
  • jared like, stomps his foot and screams silently during good for you, he starts crying and you wont see it if you dont look for it but man. that fucked me up.
  • heidi crys so much
  • okay so during the did you fall or did you let go connor yells at him almost as if he’s angry

  • during the finale ben seems like hes talking to everyone who’s ever wanted to kill themselves and it. Made me CRY
  • this is such a lifechanging show holy shit
Mystical, Magical, Fantastical Movie List!

The ones with a star (*) beside them are my personal favorites!



The Mummy (1999)
The Mummy Returns (2001)*

I don’t care what anyone says, these movies are G R E A T. 

Originally posted by spypartygifs-blog


The Brothers Grimm (2005)

Originally posted by callmecheeseplease


Hellboy (2004)
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)*

Originally posted by syfy-fanatic


Van Helsing (2004)

Originally posted by diablito666


Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children (2016)

Originally posted by cinelander


Alice In Wonderland (2010)*

Originally posted by credencesbarebone


FernGully (1992)*

Originally posted by mrsgrumpygills


Ella Enchanted (2004)*

Originally posted by ezekiels


Underworld (2003)

Originally posted by head-like-an-atom-bomb



Maleficent (2014)

Originally posted by bribooth


Sleepy Hollow (1999)*

Originally posted by sleepyhollowtimburton


Ever After (1998)*

Originally posted by entertainmentweekly


Snow White and the Huntsman (2012)

Originally posted by novemberries


The Spiderwick Chronicles (2008)

Originally posted by mercurieux


Pan’s Labyrinth (2006)

Originally posted by akatomholland


Jumanji (1995)

- I feel like people kinda forget about this movie

Originally posted by domenicorusso


Shrek

- all of ‘em. They’re funny, okay

Originally posted by helensweetstory


Brave (2012)*

Originally posted by summ33rct


Coraline (2009)

Originally posted by anti-follk



Thank you for reading! 🤗


Note: these are just some of my personal favorites. Some may not be funny or cute or even have magic in them. Some might even be a bit spooky, but I still hope you all enjoy!

tfc characters as things my roommate has done/said
  • dan: listen - i'm trying to be encouraging and kick ass here but halfway through my speech i realized that i also have important and kick ass things to do so i have to leave but i love you and support you
  • matt: -comes into my room with four things of doughnuts and places them on the desk and kisses me on the top of my head- when you want to cry just eat a doughnut and come get a hug from me
  • allison: i bought four loofahs so i can use four different types of body wash with them
  • renee: sometimes i lay in my bed and think 'i'm soft but deadly' y'know?
  • kevin: no YOU LISTEN - stop it LISTEN - cmon i'm trying to talk. i can talk? ok what i was trying to say is you annoy me
  • nicky: -literally comes busting through the door unannounced- I JUST ATE THREE HOT POCKETS IN A ROW AND I'M FAILING TWO CLASSES BUT GUESS WHO'S SMASHING TONIGHT??
  • aaron: by the way i'm putting an alarm system on my door so when you try to come in without knocking you get kicked in the nuts -says this right after coming into my room... without knocking-
  • andrew: -purposefully leaves the shower curtain open even after being reminded several times to keep it closed and also uses up all of the body wash in spite-
  • neil: honestly, i'm kinda hurting really bad. where? oh, everywhere but i'm ok i think, i just can't really move that much so do you think you can drag me to my bed
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natasha, pierre and the great comet of 1812

7/3/17 (debut performance for ingrid michaelson)

i was going to save this for trading but i don’t want to be selfish; this was an AMAZING show and ingrid was perfect.  so trade, gift, whatever, enjoy :)

i’d never heard ingrid sing before AT ALL, so i had no idea what to expect.  her voice is INCREDIBLE, and her acting was perfect.  EVERYONE and EVERYTHING was perfect; i’m hoping i can go back when oak starts (which was supposed to be last night but it got pushed back AFTER i had the tickets; just kinda funny since i debated for ages over seeing dave or oak, but fate decided for me in the end!)  

rest of cast:

lucas steele, grae mclean, gelsey bell, nicholas belton, nick choksi, paul pinto

BTS reaction to finding daddy smut on your phone

I’ve been waiting for SO LONG for someone to request this heheh

warning: the following content is for mature minds only ;)

requested by anon: BTS’ reaction to them seeing daddy smut of them on your phone? Love your blog btw


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Yesterday was a rough day and I couldn’t update, but today I’m back on track, I’m not just sure if these are good, I’m sorry in advance if they aren’t. Hope you still like this! ^^

RFA + Saeran being clingy

Zen

  • Okay, it was very cute when you guys got home after one of his musical debuts and he was all over you
  • Oh, do your feet hurt? Here, give me your shoes. Do you want help to take this dress off? I’ll help, not trying anything funny, I swear. Oh, babe, you seem so tense, do you want a massage?
  • Then he offers to help you wipe the makeup of your face and now it’s kinda… weird.
  • “Zenny, I got this. Why don’t you relax? It was a big night, you must be exhausted…” “I am, so why don’t w cuddle on the couch and I’ll let you braid my hair?”
  •  Oh? Playing with his hair is usually off limits, so something is definitely off with him… “Hyun? What’s going on?” “What? I’m just showing all my love, babe.” He hugs you from behind.
  •  “And I appreciate it, but… calm down…” you stare at him by the mirror reflection, and he stares back.
  • “I’m sorry for scaring you, my princess, it’s just…this stupid contract that forbids me to show affection in public… I just want to remind you how much I love you…”
  •  Ohhhh…he looks legitimately hurt… “I never forget how much you love me, Zen…” you turn to place a kiss on his cheek.

Yoosung

  • At home, you’re very used to cuddling from the moment you and him plop on bed or the couch, doesn’t matter which time of the day
  • But in public? That’s new…
  • Especially here in the cafeteria of his college with all his colleagues and even some teachers looking…
  • But that’s not the problem, the problem is HOW IN THE WORLD CAN YOU TELL THIS CINNAMON ROLL TO GO EASY?
  • “Something wrong, MC?” “I… I should ask you the same, is… there something wrong? Something happened?”
  • “Well, yeah… you brought me lunch, and you joined me, and I’m just very happy to have you here…
  • Oh… this is quite a happening for him, huh? You look around and nobody seems to be paying mind to your PDA, but still…
  •  You pry his hands away sweetly, only to put your hand on top of his. “I’m happy to be here too.”

Jaehee

  • She cuddles and holds hands a lot
  •  EXCEPT when one of Zen’s DVDs are on, then she’ll be paying full attention to the TV and making sure you are paying attention too
  • So you get very surprised when she hooks her legs with yours and leans her head on your shoulder
  • And then she starts stealing some small kisses here and there. It’s actually pretty nice… it would be even nicer if you weren’t trying to actually pay attention to the movie.
  • “Jaehee? Have… have you seen this movie before?” “No, it’s the first time, I never watch new DVDs without you…”
  • “I see… aren’t you enjoying it or…?” “Oh, I’m loving it! It’s just so romantic, it’s… so romantic it almost feels contagious, is that crazy?”
  • Oh… then you realize, why does it bother you? You don’t have such a mushy Jaehee like this every day…
  • “No, it doesn’t sound crazy at all.” You stroke her hair as she keeps her head on your shoulder.

Jumin

  • As soon as you step home, he’s kissing you and dragging you to the couch to make you rest your head on his lap.
  • “Why don’t you rest, my love? You must be tired…” yeah, that was your plan…
  • Taking off this dress, putting some pajamas and going to bed to sleep, but… well, he must have a different pov on resting.
  • And it’s nice, of course it is, but… he looks pretty tired too…
  •  “Jumin, don’t you want to go to bed and sleep?” “Please, let’s stay away like this a little more.” “But you look tired…”
  •  “No, what I’m really tired of is people making wrong assumptions about our relationship just because I avoid public demonstrations of affection. Tsk… you know I’m just like this because I have to keep it professional, right? You know that, if I could, I would hold you in my arms the entire night, right?”
  • Oh my god… he’s usually so confident and doesn’t mind what other people say, but… truth is he can be a little insecure about balancing his professional and personal life when it comes to you.
  • “Of course I do. So don’t worry about what other people think… and… just hold me as much as you want…”

Saeyoung

  • You were on a little roadtrip.
  • He was caressing your leg, singing along with some cheesy music on the radio to serenade you and couldn’t stop looking at you.
  • It was cute but… eyes on the road, Saeyoung, eyes on the road!
  • You were trying to drop some hints like chuckling nervously and glancing to the road, but he wasn’t taking them.
  •  “Man, I’m just so excited! Can’t wait for us to get there!” he beams, and the car shakes a little due to passing over a hole he didn’t notice since… he wasn’t paying attention to the road!
  • “We… we can stop a little if you want…” you say, and then he finally gets it. “Oh… no need, I’m going to focus now, sorry for scaring you, MC. Guess I’m a little nervous since… you know, Saeran is home alone for the first time… he’ll be fine, right?”
  • Oh, your heart flutters, he seems so tense…
  • You hold his hand over the gear shift. “Of course he will, both Choi boys will be just fine…”


V

  • He can be very affectionate, especially if you guys get home from somewhere he had to keep it cool on PDA
  • But he gets twice as affectionate when he’s drunk.
  •  So just imagine how he is after you guys come back from dinner at Jumin’s, where both the guys had a little too much wine.
  • You’ve been trying to enter the house for some solid 20 minutes, but he keeps hugging you.
  •  “I just love you so much, darling…” “I love you too, Jihyun. Now let’s get insi…”
  • “I’m so lucky to have you, sometimes I don’t even believe I’m that lucky to have someone so wonderful like you in my life, I’m sorry for being clingy, darling, but I can’t help to hold you like this to know this is true and… I’m just so drunk right now, am I not?”
  • Yes… but he’s also being kinda funny… and very honest and sweet.
  • “There’s nothing to apologize for, Jihyun… let’s get inside so you’ll have some coffee or some cuddling…how does that sound?”


Saeran

  • Sometimes he gets really affectionate, but most of times he’s shy and avoids it
  • But not this morning when you wake up together. You weren’t home yet when he went to bed last night.
  • So you wake up with him basically over you, and you know he’s not sleeping by the way he strokes your hair.
  • So you stay a little like this, both of you pretending you don’t know neither of you aren’t sleeping anymore.
  • “Saeran… aren’t you feeling hot?” he nods a “no”, still with his face buried in your hair.
  •  “Saeran, I’m feeling really hot, can you…?” “Huh? Oh shit, sorry, I… sorry for being creepy, I just missed you last night, and I get cold easily, so… yeah, sorry for that.” He scoots away from over you.
  • Yeah, he has a very low body temperature, indeed… and he is being so cute, indeed…
  •  “So come here, I don’t want you to catch a cold or something…” you bring him to nuzzle in your chest.
Winchester’s Don’t Take Orders

Pairing: Dean x sister!reader, Sam x sister!reader

Summary: After a tough hunt, an argument ensues

Word Count: 1.7k

Warnings: A little angst, light swearing, otherwise justsome fluff I guess

A/N: Thanks to @nickiwinchester97 for helping me and sending me to bed. I don’t know what I’d do without her.

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You were finally back at the motel. The hunt had been exhausting and more difficult than expected, and even though you’d been successful, you and your brothers were in a bad mood. 


“Guys, I’m starving.” Sam announced while Dean let himself fall face front into one of the beds.

“Me too” you replied, extending your hand towards Dean for the car keys. “I can get some Burgers and stuff at the diner down the road.”

Instead of handing you the keys, Dean grumbled and stood up again. “There’s no way I’ll let you drive baby. I can go and get food.”

“What?” you asked a little bit confused. You’d driven the Impala before, Dean had taught you and you’ve also got your driver’s license. Something about his tone was provoking you.

“What’s wrong with you? So you don’t even trust me enough to let me drive the damn car?”

“Yeah, I don’t. Why should I? On the hunt you didn’t even stay back when I asked you too. How the hell am I supposed to trust you then?”

You crossed your arms in front of your chest. Anger started to float through you and you tried to let it cover up the pain you felt at Dean’s words.

“Of course I didn’t stay back when that thing was coming at you from behind. Should I just have let you die?”

“No, goddammit! You should’ve done what I said. We had everything under control, Sam would have gotten it. But thanks to you, it didn’t work out, and now he’s hurt!”

Dean gesticulated towards his younger brother who was sitting at the small table, carefully stitching up a cut on his left arm.

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“Now everyone, listen here while I tell you what your project will be about.” Said Slughorn. Harry wasn’t really paying attention, he just hoped that Hermione would explain the whole thing to him later. He was thinking, as he usually was these days, about the war and of all the people that should be sat around him, but weren’t. If only he had destroyed the horcruxes earlier, or if he had told the people in the Order about their mission Voldemort would’ve been dead much sooner. His trance was broken when the chair next to him scraped on the floor. He looked up to see the tall figure of Draco Malfoy place himself in it.

“So, I say we-” He started before he saw Harry’s confused face staring at him. Malfoy sighed and rolled his eyes. “You weren’t listening, were you?” Harry shook his head. “Well, Potter, if you had been paying attention you would’ve known that we got partnered up for the project.”

Harry groaned and thumped his head on the desk. “No.”

“I’m not exactly thrilled about this either,” Harry heard a little moroseness in his voice. “But we both have to deal with this, okay? I say we put our little petty school rivalry in the past. Deal?” Malfoy held out his hand.

Harry took it hesitantly. “Fine.”

“Alright then. We’ll meet in the library at six.” Malfoy stated. He then grabbed his bag and strutted out the door.

Harry left the common room at ten to six. He walked into the library with five minutes to spare, only to find Malfoy already sitting at a table in the back with papers and books scattered all over. “I never expected you to be so messy, Malfoy.” He teased as he sat down across from him.

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“Ted... ever wonder why some words are funnier than others?”

Ted the Animator: “…no?”

Carl the Animator: “Like, take ‘mule deer.’ Why are mule deer funnier than most other animals?”

Ted the Animator: “Are they really, though?”

Carl the Animator: “Yes! I’ve done a lot of mule deer thinking, lately.”

Ted the Animator: “…that’s a sentence you don’t hear every day.”

Carl the Animator: “Take a look at one. Visually, at best, they’re just marginally-funnier than a regular deer… but the phrase ‘mule deer’? That puts it over the top.”

Ted the Animator: “I’m not sold. Give me an example.”

Carl the Animator: “Well, let’s say someone is advertising hot sauce. Saying it’s ‘hot enough to kill a deer?’ Not funny.”

Ted the Animator: “Nope. Not at all.”

Carl the Animator: “Now, ‘hot enough to kill a mule deer?

Ted the Animator: “…that’s kinda funny. Wait, why is that funny?”

Carl the Animator: “I KNOW, RIGHT?!”

Ted the Animator: “…after googling them, you find phrases like ‘1000+ images about mule deer on Pinterest,’ and somehow that’s so bizarre it’s definitely funny.”

Carl the Animator: “Now, try ‘2017 mule deer calendar.’”

Ted the Animator: “…it might just be because it’s really late at night… but that’s freakin’ hilarious to me right now.”

Carl the Animator: “’Mule deer’ just gets funnier the more times you say it.”

Ted the Animator: “Is it because it’s so specific? A combination of words you hear independently, but almost never together?”

Carl the Animator: “I’m still tryin’ to analyze it all. There are also inherently-funny single words, like ‘Popemobile.’”

Ted the Animator: “That’s juxtaposition, alright. Combine the pious-sounding word “Pope’ and the silly suffix ‘-mobile,’ and you get instant comedy.” 

Carl the Animator:And, it doesn’t hurt that the Popemobile always looks ridiculous, too.”

Ted the Animator: “Phrases like ‘potato juice’ use juxtaposition similarly.”

Carl the Animator: “…ewwwwwwwwwwww.”

Ted the Animator: “Gross, certainly… but that moment when your brain processes that yes, it is in fact a real thing you could theoretically acquire, triggers humor responses.”

Carl the Animator: “…of course, we are forgetting what is quite possibly the funniest phrase known to man.”

Ted the Animator: “Hold that thought, I’m on my last swig of coffee.”

Carl the Animator:…cat diaper.

Ted the Animator: *spittake*

Carl the Animator: “Sorry. I had to.”

Ted the Animator: “…you’re the worst, and cat diapers are the worst, and I’d scowl at you but my mouth hurts from smiling too much.”

Carl the Animator: “That’s the magic of mule deer and cat diapers, Ted.”

“I’m lost without you...” - Bruce Wayne x Reader

#8. Going through a crisis together.

This is not a funny story, but after all the fluffiness I wrote lately, I wanted to write something…kinda sad. Not the angstiest story I ever written but…just not just fluff. There’s still some fluffy moments though, and maybe you won’t find it sad at all, maybe it won’t touch you (and didn’t proofread because of reasons), it’s also maybe a bit (a lot) cheesy but…Oh well, hope you’ll still like it :

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-You have to choose mister Wayne.

-I…I can’t…how…how am I suppose to…

-If you don’t, they will both die. It’s as simple as that, you have to take a decision. Now. 

Bruce’s head is spinning, and he cannot hear anything else but the fast beating of his heart. Why was this happening ? Why couldn’t something go right for once ? Hasn’t he and his family suffered enough already ?

He feels light headed and sits down on the cold metal chair, in a cold and way too bright hospital corridor. His sons are here, and he just faintly feels their hands supporting him, helping him sit down, stroking his back soothingly, hugging him to try and make him feel better…But he cannot feel better.

He has to make an impossible choice.

Mercilessly, the doctor insists once more, because time is running out :

-Your wife, or the child mister Wayne ? We cannot save both of them. 

His wife, or his child.

How could he choose ?

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He wakes up with a start, and by instinct reaches for you…but you’re not here. You haven’t been here for the past month and a half. Unable to soothe him back to sleep after one of his nightmare, as you would usually do. 

Bruce felt like he was back when he was eight years old and just lost his parents. Back in Crime Alley that fateful night. 

He couldn’t see the light, all hope had left him, all will of living slowly faded away, and he was full of so much anger and sadness. 

Angry at the World, angry at life, angry at you…but the sorrow he felt was stronger. And he couldn’t use his anger, he couldn’t be strong this time, turn his life around to be able to live with the thought of loosing someone he loved so much, he couldn’t bear to live like this…Without you. He needed you. Your support. Your presence. Holding you in his arms was all he craved for…He looked at the spot you haven’t occupied in a month and a half and sighed. 

He was almost hoping you’d open the bathroom door, and come back to bed with him, smiling…But you wouldn’t. 

Not because you died, but because he “let your daughter die”. 

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Jin: He actually likes the fact that you are not scared to put him in his place (Lowkey into that stuff if you know what i mean) 

“Oh baby, you are asking for it.” * i’m sorry

Originally posted by imonaworldtour

Suga/Yoongi: Unamused does not like it at all. 

“I hope it’s not me you’re talking to…..”

Originally posted by yourpinkpill

Jhope/Hoseok: Kinda uneffected because he is just the same. 

“Calm down airhead.”

Originally posted by yoonseok

Rapmonster/Namjoon: Liked it at first but is starting to get tired of your bullshit. 

First months:“So fiesty i love it!” 

Now:“You always got something smart to say!”

Originally posted by kpopidolaegyooo

Jimin: Two words, turned on. 

“Let’s see how smart mouthed you are after i am done with you.” 

Originally posted by donewithjeon

V/Taehyung: Gives you such a dirty look, probably scolds you. 

“You need to shut the fuck up.. right now!”

Originally posted by mrspreadinglegsjungkook

Jungkook: Acts annoyed but he finds it super funny. 

“Get the fuck out of my room.!” *trying his best to not laugh. 


- Mberry

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Unspeakables

Peter Parker x Reader

6. “Could you be any louder?”
12. “I’ve been buying the wrong underwear.”


“I told May I’m just bringing you your books, so I don’t have long,” you whisper, closing Peter’s door with a click. You turn around to look at your best friend, and, after a few seconds of letting him have his dignity, promptly burst out laughing.

He flushes scarlet from the tips of his ears to his chest. “It’s not funny,” he grumbles.

You close your mouth in an attempt to quell your laughter, but a snicker still escapes through your closed lips. “I’m sorry, Pete, but it kinda is.” When Peter had called you earlier and told you he was hurt, you had panicked. All you could think about were guns and knives, but after Peter calmed you down from your panic and you were positive he wasn’t dying, he told you an abbreviated version of what happened. And it’s fucking ridiculous.

It’s such a Peter thing to do it’s ridiculous, and from the way he’s looking up at the ceiling and pretty much looking like a beet, you know he knows it. You sober up for his sake and walk to the edge of his bed, taking a seat on the soft comforter and crossing your legs. “So . . . what happened?” you ask. 

If possible, he blushes even deeper. “Do I have to tell you?” he squeaks.

“Yes.”

He rolls his eyes up to the ceiling before fixing them back on you with a glower. “I was out last night because the baddies are usually out on Thursday. They think that because it’s Thursday and the weekend starts the next day, no one will notice them.” He snorts, and you smirk along with him as he continues: “Anyway, I took a lot of stops that night to break some stuff up or help people out. The usual, you know?” 

You nod and shift slightly so you’re sitting on your hip and leaning, on one hand, to keep yourself upright. Peter sighs and sits up from where he was previously leaning against his headboard. He slumps forward slightly and looks down at his fidgeting hands. “Basically . . . I’ve been buying the wrong underwear.”

Your eyebrows draw into a firm line. That was not the answer you were expecting. “What?”

Peter groans and clutches his face as he falls backwards onto his pillows dramatically. “The underwear I normally buy is cotton because it’s pliable and the other kinds don’t . . . protect. So, after a week of using them and not feeling … right … I looked at the label and realized that it was fake cotton.”

The brunette looks at you with wide, pleading brown eyes. Pleading for what, though, you don’t know. You have no idea what he’s getting at. “So, fake cotton means . . ?” you trail off, hoping he’ll pick up your sentence. 

Peter leans his elbows on his knees and drops his head into his hands. “The fake cotton doesn’t protect from the spandex, and spandex irritates sensitive skin. So after a week of swinging through the city in an all-spandex suit, my-”

“Alright!” you interrupt loudly, holding up a hand to stop him. He turns his head in his hands to look at you. “I get it,“ you affirm sharply. “Please, don’t say any more.”

The room drifts into an awkward silence save for the ticking of the clock on Peter’s wall. It takes you a moment, but after your brain catches up on what exactly your best friend’s situation is, you involuntarily feel a grin creeping up your face. Peter notices too, and he lifts his head up fully to glare at you suspiciously. “What?” he asks accusingly.

You fix him with a bemused look, smile only growing wider at his narrowed brown eyes and tight lips. The ridiculous picture runs through your head once again, and you burst out laughing. Peter looks horrified as you practically yell, “So, while you were swinging around the city in red and blue spandex–”

Jesus, (y/n), could you be any louder?”

“–you basically castrated yourself from buying the wrong underwear.”

Peter moans in embarrassment and falls back again, turning onto his side so he’s facing the wall and away from you. “Can we just never speak of this again?” His muffled voice pleads from where his face is currently buried in a pillow out of shame. 

A hollow knock sounds from Peter’s door, and Aunt May enters without waiting for permission. She smiles at you and pushes her glasses up her nose as she leans further into the room. “I’m ordering pizza from that little place on Hudson.” Her eyes flicker over to Peter’s slumped form and she looks back at you, eyebrows pulled into a straight line as she asks what the hell? with her eyes. As an answer, you shrug and roll your eyes, letting her know Peter’s just being dramatic. Aunt May nods and smiles widely before asking, “Would you like to stay for dinner, sweetie?”

You smile genuinely back at her and stand up. “I should actually be heading out, I have to babysit early tomorrow morning.”

“Okay, hon. Next time though, or else.” May looks at you mock-seriously over her glasses, pointing at you threateningly. You giggle at her enthusiasm, and Peter groans a “bye aunt may” at her retreating form.

You spin around to face Peter again, who has rolled back over so he’s facing you. His arm is curled under his pillow, giving his head a little more support as he studies you. His brown eyes smoulder as they ore into yours, and this time, it’s you who feels a blush creeping up and over your cheeks. You’re going to be thinking about that look for hours after this. Before Peter can notice your new state of mind and before you can come up with a solution as to why you’re blushing, you clear your throat and mock-pout. “Will you be okay without me, Spidey?”

Peter sighs dramatically. “That’s a good question.”

You coo disappointedly. “Could’ve used more sarcasm there. You’re stepping off your game, Parker.”

He snorts. “Wonder why.”

The corner of your mouth twitches up at the conclusion of your playful banter. “Seriously though, call me if you need anything. After I babysit tomorrow, I’m coming over with movies and cookie dough. Deal?”

Peter’s grin matches yours, and you wiggle your eyebrows playfully. The two of you have had the Movie-Dough tradition since you were twelve, when you first became friends. It’s so rare that you get to do it now that you’re in high school, and you’ll both take any chance you can get. It’s a solemn belief between the two of you that vegging heals all sorrows and illnesses, including attempted sterilization.

"Deal,” he confirms, giving you a lop-sided grin. And with that, you know how you’re spending your Saturday. You step forward to sit on Peter’s bed once more, leaning over to place a gentle kiss on the warm skin of his forehead. Just as soon as you went, you’re leaning back and standing back up. 

Kiss him again, again, again, again.

No, no, no, no.

Eyes widening at the impulses suddenly invading your mind, you clear your throat loudly and very obviously. “Well,” you squeak, “I should be going. You need your–rest. For your thing. Wait, not that thing. Your injury thing, as in your injury that will only heal with time and rest and absolutely has nothing to do with that other thing. Well, it does, but–that’s not what I meant.” Your eyes widen as your ramble comes to a stop. “Okay bye Peter, I’ll see you tomorrow.”

You tear out of that room like a bat out of hell, leaving an aghast Peter Parker blinking dazedly at the hastily closed door. You, however, are leaning against the other side, panting nervously as you try to cool your face. Why did you think that? Why did you think it then? And here? And now?

Taking a deep, shuddering breath, you brush your hair behind your ears and push yourself off the door and upright. Your eyes dart to the end of the hallway, and you freeze at the sight of Aunt May standing with two pizza boxes in her arms. A slow grin creeps across her face.

“So … his thing, huh?”

Originally posted by tbholland

anonymous asked:

Maybe I find weirdness in everything now but the ig thing was hours ago. It's not even 6am rn in London and she decides to engage fans again? And of course it's another larrie? Idk I just don't get it. And all of this the day his brother announces a single. Feels like they are pushing a non Larry message on this day... I just don't see the point of her engaging the fans once again, putting more attention on the subject again, hours after happening. I don't get it

It’s kinda funny timing, but who knows what anything means. Gemma goes off on Larries at least once a year, so I’m not surprised by this at all. I just find it funny because while I’m the first to tell you that some Twitter and Instagram Larries are annoying as fuck, Larries as a general group (which includes a lot of people who don’t do the really annoying stuff) are also the ones who tend to get the most accomplished in this fandom - we tend to be leading projects for the boys, we tend to be leading charity efforts for the boys, and so on. So I always find it quite entertaining that we’re continually trashed as an entire group in really rude and abelist ways every time somebody decides to be a dick on social media.