it was hella cold in there

me in Florida: damn that is a huge bug; does it have two stingers?? at least it’s just on the ground i guess

bug: *begins flying*

me: HOLY SHIT

me: *screaming internally as dread and abject horror wash over me*

these are actually hella fucking cute y'all
  • 1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?
  • 2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?
  • 3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?
  • 4: how do you take your coffee/tea?
  • 5: are you self-conscious of your smile?
  • 6: do you keep plants?
  • 7: do you name your plants?
  • 8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?
  • 9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?
  • 10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?
  • 11: what's an inner joke you have with your friends?
  • 12: what's your favorite planet?
  • 13: what's something that made you smile today?
  • 14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?
  • 15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!
  • 16: what's your favorite pasta dish?
  • 17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?
  • 18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.
  • 19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?
  • 20: what's your favorite eye color?
  • 21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that's been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.
  • 22: are you a morning person?
  • 23: what's your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?
  • 24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?
  • 25: what's the weirdest place you've ever broken into?
  • 26: what are the shoes you've had for forever and wear with every single outfit?
  • 27: what's your favorite bubblegum flavor?
  • 28: sunrise or sunset?
  • 29: what's something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?
  • 30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?
  • 31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.
  • 32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.
  • 33: what's your fave pastry?
  • 34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?
  • 35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?
  • 36: which band's sound would fit your mood right now?
  • 37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean?
  • 38: tell us about your pet peeves!
  • 39: what color do you wear the most?
  • 40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what's it's story? does it have any meaning to you?
  • 41: what's the last book you remember really, really loving?
  • 42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!
  • 43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?
  • 44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?
  • 45: do you trust your instincts a lot?
  • 46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.
  • 47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?
  • 48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?
  • 49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?
  • 50: what's an odd thing you collect?
  • 51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?
  • 52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?
  • 53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?
  • 54: who's the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?
  • 55: what's the most dramatic thing you've ever done to prove a point?
  • 56: what are some things you find endearing in people?
  • 57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?
  • 58: who's the wine mom and who's the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?
  • 59: what's your favorite myth?
  • 60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?
  • 61: what's the stupidest gift you've ever given? the stupidest one you've ever received?
  • 62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?
  • 63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?
  • 64: what color is the sky where you are right now?
  • 65: is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time who you'd love to hang out with?
  • 66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?
  • 67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?
  • 68: what's winter like where you live?
  • 69: what are your favorite board games?
  • 70: have you ever used a ouija board?
  • 71: what's your favorite kind of tea?
  • 72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you'll forget it?
  • 73: what are some of your worst habits?
  • 74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.
  • 75: tell us about your pets!
  • 76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren't?
  • 77: pink or yellow lemonade?
  • 78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?
  • 79: what's one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?
  • 80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?
  • 81: describe one of your friend's eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.
  • 82: are/were you good in school?
  • 83: what's some of your favorite album art?
  • 84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?
  • 85: do you read comics? what are your faves?
  • 86: do you like concept albums? which ones?
  • 87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?
  • 88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?
  • 89: are you close to your parents?
  • 90: talk about your one of you favorite cities.
  • 91: where do you plan on traveling this year?
  • 92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?
  • 93: what's the hairstyle you wear the most?
  • 94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?
  • 95: what are your plans for this weekend?
  • 96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?
  • 97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?
  • 98: when's the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?
  • 99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.
  • 100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?

Submission: I’m not sure if this constitutes “cute” in the traditional sense, but my bf has a Flir camera (thermal imaging camera, for those who aren’t familiar with them). I took a picture of my cat with it last time he was visiting and he apparently has a very cold nose!

Okay, this is a hella cool image, thank you! Cats are supposed to have cold noses, but I can’t actually find any conclusive evidence on why they’re so cold. 

Signs as Medieval Fiction Tropes
  • Aries: Warrior dude who saves the girl
  • Taurus: King #1 who is goodish but also is an asshat and is only really doing as well as he is bc his assistant is manipulating him
  • Gemini: The dude you meet at the inn and tells you all the lore about the land / dude who sets up quests
  • Cancer: Girl who needs saving
  • Leo: King #2, overthrew Taurus and Scorpio, basically wants to kill everyone and everything. Dgaf about the people, but that gold is looky mighty damn fine. Type of king to set up some battles and shit. Wars.
  • Virgo: The mother who tells the warrior girl who "isnt like the others" that she's being a daft cunt and needs to shut up and sew before someone in their family dies of cold
  • Libra: "I'm in love with him, Father! And you can say or do nothing to keep us apart!"
  • Scorpio: The assistant to Taurus
  • Sagittarius: The girl who says she isn't like the others and secretly has a bow.
  • Capricorn: King #2's assistant, who he ignores. Was/Is Commander of the Military as well. Hella dough. Rich ass family. Secretly has a better life than the king, but pretends he doesn't.
  • Aquarius: Rebel princess who was in some shitty circumstances and basically just wants to unite shit and does so little by little but everyone is being so. damn. difficult.
  • Pisces: Can use magic. Or claims to, at least. Has some weird abilities. Weird ass elusive dude who teaches you shit and you wonder if they were actually there or not... weird.
The ultimate masterpost

**This is a list of helpful sites pulled from multiple masterposts. I will be updating this as I find new things.** 

IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!! I KNOW THE LINKS AREN’T SHOWING UP IF ANYONE ON HERE KNOWS WHY THAT IS PLEASE TELL ME ASAP! IF YOU GO AND EDIT THE POST SO FAR IT SHOWS THE LINKS BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THEY WILL NOT SHOW UP ON THE ACTUAL POSTS

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SAT/ACT

ACT Masterpost
FREE MATERIAL
Vocab

AP’s Non-Specific 

For every high school student studying an AP test 
FREE MATERIAL (some SAT/ACt stuff too)
Study guides

AP’s Specific

Art History
Smarthistory: a multimedia web-book about art and art history
Course-notes
Barrons pdfs

Biology
AP Biology Exam Guide
Chapter Review
Giant Review Sheet
Crash Course 

Calculus AB & BC
Cheatsheet (AB & BC)
Stuff You MUST Know Cold for AP Calc (AB)
If you see that, do this (AB)

Chemistry
AP Chemistry Notes
Podcasts
Quick Review
Periodic Table

Comparative Government and Politics
Government Comparisons
Cramsheet
Study Sheet (opens as word doc)

Computer Science
Review: Part 1

English Language
Rhetorical Strategies
AP Language Review

Environmental Science
Vocab to Know
Tips
APES Review

European History
STUDY GUIDES
Exam Review Sheets
Tom Richey 

French Language
Cram packet

Human Geography
Course-notes

Macroeconomics
Every Graph You Need To Know (YouTube)
Cram packet

Microeconomics
Study guide

Psychology 
sparknotes study guide
hella good review sheets
ton of flashcards woah
mind map of social psych
rough outline of the year
psychologists to know
crash course ~ hank green
intro to psych post
free textbook resources
study playlists help u
bunch of review materials
very good cram packet
lots of notes from a post
outline of erikson’s theory
mind map of disorders
how to stay motivated!!

Physics B & C
Equations (C Mech)
Unit Notes ©
Unit Notes ©
Equations © 

Statistics
Cram packet
Inference Procedures
AP Stats formulas

U.S. Government
Cheat Sheet
Review Materials
Tom Richey 

U.S. History
Cram Packet: part 1, part 2
The Giant AHAP Review
Unit study guides
Quizlet sets
The Comprehensive AP US History Study Guide
The man that saved me Part 1 Part 2

World History
Cram Packets and Review Sheets
Cram packets by era
Course-notes

General Subject’s

English Help
Cliffsnotes
Sparknotes
No Fear Shakespeare
How to Write a Essay (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
What makes a good Essay
How to Edit Yourself
Editing Checklist
Trouble Reading? Tips (X) (X) (X)
Writing Masterpost (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
Other things to help your Writing  (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)

Languages 
Duolingo
Achieving Proficiency

Math Help
Mathway (type in your problem and it solves it)
Square Root Calculator
Cube Root Calculator
Expression Simplifier
Helps you with Math
Easy unit converter
Any calculator you need
Algebra Solver
Scientific Calculator 
Cheat Sheet 

Science Help
All about space
Guides for more than 5,500 animal species
Improve you Geography knowledge
vast collection of historic images and videos
Symbols and their meanings
Comprehensive site for genetics and evolution
Lectures 
Lab Write Ups

Writing Help
Free Microsoft Word Equivalent
Writing Software Master post
Cant Remember A Word?
Bibliography Maker
Social Media Citation Guide
Earn A Cute Picture Of A Kitten For Writing
Writers Block?
Check Your Writing for Spelling and Grammatical Errors
Coffee Shop Sounds
Essay Structure Guide
Want To Know Who You Write Like?
Remember the Word
Alternatives to Said
Great Inspiration
Getting Inspired
Free Microsoft Word alternative
Dealing with writer’s block
Lay vs. lie
When to change paragraphs
Music for writing
Research and reading
How to write a kickass essay with ½ of the stress
How to write an essay
Guide to writing a basic essay
Essay writing: the basics
What makes a good essay?
How to google? (1) (2)
Writing tips
Harvard Writing Resources
Synonyms Masterpost
can’t find the right word?
Hemingway an online editor (It’s awesome)

Other Useful Stuff 

Citing
Bibme
Son of Citation Machine
Owl Purdue
How to write Bibliography

College tips
make a to do+doing+done board (I just did this and it is very helpful)
print sources nicely (1) (2)
recipes based on ingredients - recipepuppy
popular new headlines - newsmap.jp
ted.com
speed read - spreeder.com
white noise - simplynoise.com
plan sleep time - sleepyti.me
google like a boss - png / jpg
planetebook.com/ebooks 
readanybook.com
prezi.com 
collegepackinglist.com
Tips for college freshman
Know before college 
Preparing for a lecture

Productivity 
30/30 (app)
Essential productivity apps for any student*
Top 5 productivity apps for iOS (video)*
Top 5 productivity apps for Android (video)*
StayFocusd
Time Warp
Self Control (mac) blocks websites
The science of productivity (video)
The science of procrastination and how to manage it (video)
7 brain hacks to improve your productivity (video)
The simple science of getting more done (in less time)
Productivity tips
About power naps
How to pull an all-nighter effectively

Studying (Currently long but I will sort through at a later point)
Answering multiple choice questions
Apps for students
Basics for Efficient Studying
BBC Bitesize
Calculators
Check spelling and grammar
Coffitivity- sounds of a cafe
Convert Anything To Anything
Cornell note taking method
Coursera- Online courses for free.
Create flowcharts, network diagrams, ect.
Creating Effective Exam Cheat Sheets
Defeating Procrastination
Essay writing
Exam survival tips
Finals Help Guide
Finals survival guide
Flashcards
Free Flashcards Study Helper
Free online courses
Google books for research
Grammar Check
Guide on punctuation
Homework Help
How to answer exam questions
How to Read a Textbook
How to Review in Less Time
How to study
How to survive finals
How to take notes Masterpost
How to Underline/Highlight Effectively
How to write an essay
Inkflow Visual Notebook
Khan Academy- Learn anything.
Learning how to study
Making a good study guide
Memorizing dates
Momentum- Be motivated and organised.
Note taking like a pro
Notetaking Strategies
Online calculator
Online Ruler
open2study- Free online study for everyone.
Presentation Zen- A blog that helps you with your presentations.
Productive Study Break Tips
Pull an All Nighter & Do Well On Your Exam
Quizlet- Make flashcards and test yourself.
Reading Review, Highlighting, and Underlining
Research & Reading Tips
Scholarpedia
School survival guide
Science simplified
Simple and Not So Simple Proven Ways to Sharpen Memory
Solving Problems vs. Practicing Them 
Studyblue 
StudyBlue- Make online flashcards.
Studying for an important exam
Study Playlist 
Superb Study Guides and Mini Moleskines
Taking Notes Effectively and Practically
Test-taking Strategies
Test your vocabulary
The Benefits of Active Notetaking
The “Secret” to Doing Well in School
Thinking & Memorizing Tips
Time management
Tips and trick to help you get good grades
Triaging Your Assignments
Useful websites
Website Blocker- Remove temptation.
What NOT To Do When Studying
Wikiversity
Wolfram Alpha for research 
Youtube Crash Course
“Academic Disaster Insurance”
“Big Idea” Flashcards

Textbooks
Free textbooks
Text Book Nova
Textbooks
Textbooks  
Ebookee
Reddit
BookFinder
Medical Textbooks
Cookbooks to Text Books
Science/Math Textbooks
Business Textbooks
Tech Books
Greek and Roman Text in English
Art Books
Historical Fiction
History Books
Project Gutenberg
Bookbyte
Free Ebooks
Books
Books
Books
Books
Classic Books
Classic Books
Classic Books
Classic Books
Classic books and Reference and study guides
Classic books
Free Textbook Download Masterpost
Textbook Guide

Organization
My Study Life - It’s a planner to help you remember when your homework is due and stuff like that
Free printable planner
To do list
How to make a study schedule
Class folder organization
“Study Cove” Organization
Making a Detailed Study Schedule
The Work-Progress Journal
Quick Tip for Flashcard Organization
Scheduling Organization
College Plan Spreadsheet Template
Organizing Your Notes
Getting Yourself Together in College with Mental Illness
How to Organize Your Workspace

Stress Reliefs/Relaxng
stress analyst - relaxonline
calm.com
distract yourself
self-care tips
self-care for overstimulated nerves
softest legs
feel better
Thoughts Room
Panic & Anxiety Masterpost
Guided Relaxation
Stress Relievers
Chill Playlist
Cute Videos
The quiet place project
Feelings Masterpost

Useful Stuff
plan, budget, and manage daily finances
How to take a Standardized Test
How to Master Excel
Fact check politicians
Back to school Masterpost
What you didn’t learn in high school

IDK what to put these under but they're helpful too
Check The Safety Of Any Website
Download From 8tracks
Print Webpages Without the Clutter
Is This Website Down For Me Or Everyone?
Self Defense Tips
Chrome Extension Tells You Which Tab Is Playing Music
Prevent Hangovers
Bookmark Online Videos
1 Month Free of Amazon Prime
Netflix Recommendations
Becoming An Adult Masterpost
All The Audios You’ve Ever Reblogged
Stream/Watch Free TV/Movies
Never Hit A Dead End With A Broken Link
Downloadable PDF To-Do Lists
Watch Musicals
List Of Universities On Tumblr
Summer Studying
Back to School

Scholarship Masterpost

8/17/2015: Updated some parts. Alphabetized the study section and added in new links. If at any point you want something added in that isn’t here just send me an ask or submit it in the submit box.

6/1/2016: Currently working on the issue of the links disappearing. Hopefully I’ll have it fixed 

HOW TO FLEX & TROLL A SCENE

FLEX

Jajajajaja, DAT ADAM-Flex mode activated
Flex! - Flex!
Flex, troll a scene!
Flex! - Flex!
Flex, troll a scene!
Flex!


xD

[A]
Swerve, swerve, swerve, swerve!
Ich lache euch alle aus, so wie Mr. Wixa
Dein weak ass Flow hat mich getriggered - jaja
Blitzgewitter, wenn ich flex auf dem Track mit dem Brickminister - jaja
Mittelfinger an die Gagos und ihren Mist auf Twitter
Ihr seid outdated so wie Windows Vista
Ihr meint ihr wärt die Future - ha, sicher sicher, klar

[T]
Ey Flowwechsel, die so fresh sind, hat keiner von euch Low-Levels
Will ich ‘nen fordernden Gegner, dann müsst ich mich klonen oder meinen Bro battlen
You don’t get it - Nee, versteh'n tut ihr gar nix, für euch sind wir nur ein Fehler der Matrix
Was wollt ihr tun wenn DAT ADAM auf’s Gas tritt?

[A]
Oh damn, oh damn, das hätte niemand gedacht
Ey die YouTube-Lelleks zeigen steady, wie man es macht
Sag mir, wer von den Lames packt so viel Stil in die Parts?
Wir machen das selbe mit der Scene wie Freezer mit Namek

[T]
Boom, we blow it up und Deutsche Rapper callen Domian, brrrr
Ohne Spaß, wir drei sind on fire wie Ponita, ey
Ihr Style ist nich’ eigen und weiter verbreitet als Comic Sans, ey
Bei weitem ist keiner so nice wie die Hydra - You know it, bruh

[Bridge]
Yee, man – you know these German Rappers?
Oh, fuck em man
They want to be like American Rappers so bad right now
Yee, that’s true
They just talkin 'bout fucking bitches, making money and all that lame ass boring shit

[A]
Geh und zähl dein Cash, zähl dein Cash
Wir sorgen für 'nen Themawechsel
In der Welt ist stupid sein jetzt der Megatrend
Geh mal weg, denn wenn wir sprayen, dann mit Vehemenz
Permanent sind die DFA-Boys in ihrem Element

[T]
Und bleiben wie sie sind, einfach nur gechillt - Uns zu haten hat leider keinen Sinn
Drei verspielte Kids zeigen ihre Skills, droppen Hits und besteigen den Olymp,
schweben über Beats, leben die Musik - Jede Selbstkritik wäre Blasphemie
Lad ne Gun mit den Versen und den Skeems, ziel auf euch und entleer das Magazin

[A]
Wir spitten fire wie ein Charizard
Immer große Klappe wie ein Karnimani, bruh
Wir durchschauen all ihre Moves, Homie, Sharingan
Der Sound ballert, wie ein fucking Kamehameha

[T]
Wir flexen so ab wie 'ne Kreissäge
Echt lächerlich, dass ihr euch einredet,
dass das, was ihr macht, die Future ist
Ich lach über euch und die Scheißszene
Hahahaha, hahahaha, hahahaha, hahahaha

[Bridge]
Yo brother
Mhm?
You know, german rappers are really creative
Oh really?
Yea, they are creative when it comes to inventing new sell-out moves
You know, they want you to buy their album years before they even put out some music
They put stupid shit no one needs in ugly boxes and call them deluxe, just to push their revenue, which leads to better chart rankings in Germany
That’s hella whack!

[A]
Yeah - genau das sind die Moves mein Homie
Jaja - warum sind sie solche Tools mein Homie
Oh damn - Wir sind cold wie ein fuckin’ Snowman
Und wie ein Virus für ihr fuckin’ Program
Sie sind trapped im Jetzt und wir schon im Morgen jajaja

[T]
Ja, wir sind die motherfuckin Babas
Zerfetzen in Sekunden wie Piranhas
Eure Promo ist nicht mehr als Propaganda
Bin zwar kein Japaner, aber euch nenne ich Baka
Haha haha - Ihr seid alle lachhaft
Mein Magen tut weh, weil ich so lach, es ist unfassbar
Hahahahahaha - Wir bändigen Flames wie der Avatar

[A]
Tell me, wenn sie der New Shit sind - warum bringen sie dann nichts Neues?
Manchmal gönne ich mir, was in diesem Land als Cool Shit gilt
Und bin disappointed - Fucking disappointed! - Einfach nur annoying, urgh
Und wir soll'n also die sein, die hier Toys sind?
Was vor Jahr'n schon von uns kam bringen Blitzmerker erst heute
Wir changen das Game, lowkey und die Missets wollen es leugnen

[T]
Ye ye ye yeee, Ihr wollt die Hydra ignoriern, aber seid heimlich interessiert
Sogar nach drei fucking Bonghits rap ich noch tighter ein als ihr
Ihr könnt’ den Style nicht imitiern - Da brauch echt keiner diskutiern
Ey, wir sind dope und ihr seid whack - Geht das rein in euer Hirn?


JAWS

[T]
T-Brick
Ich bin der Master der Bescheidenheit und halt’ nicht viel von Eitelkeit,
doch wenn ich in der Booth bin, Homie, lass’ ich all die Scheiße frei,
die Platz verbraucht in meinem Mind
Wenn ich mit Bars baller’, dann baller’ ich nicht zum Zeitvertreib

Ich baller’ den Einheitsbrei aus manifestierter Peinlichkeit
zurück in all seine Einzelteile, diese Gagos!
Keiner von denen ist einfallsreich und all ihre Tracks haben kein Detail
Meine Bestimmung ist sie zu zerfetzen, die Erde zu retten und fly zu sein

Nenn mich Light, denn der, über den ich nur eine Line
in mein fucking Rhymebook schreib, wird binnen Sekunden 'ne Leiche sein
Jede Zeile ein Meilenstein, yeah
Zeig mir einen, der meint sein Style ist nice, ich reiß ihn klein mit Leichtigkeit, wouh
denn von ihnen ist keiner nice, wouh
Alles, was ihnen fehlt, hab ich mir einverleibt, wouh
Im ganzen Business schwimmen nur noch kleine Fische
und dazwischen wirkt DAT FUCKING ADAM wie der weiße Hai

[T]
Wie der Weiße Hai
Wie der Weiße Hai
Wie der Weiße Hai
Wie der Weiße Hai
Hai
Hai

[A]
Ohh Shit -
Mehr Impact als ein fucking Asteroideneinschlag
Homie, du weißt, Homie, du weißt - Wir geben den Ton an zurzeit
So far ahead und das ohne zu tryen
Gomenasai, Homie, Gomenasai, sai, sai!

Ey, tut mir doch Leid, dass unser Shit so damn nice ist
und sie nicht peil’n, dass nur zu pretenden nicht reicht
Wenn du so dope bist, dann zeig es - Homie, du weißt

DAT FUCKING ADAM versorgt deutsche Mucke mit Style
Fuck all of your numbers, kommt runter vom Hype
Ey, die Future zerreißt

[T&A]
Wie der Weiße Hai
Wie der Weiße Hai
Jaws
Wie der Weiße Hai
Wie der motherfucking Weiße Hai
jajaja, Jaws
Wie der Weiße Hai
Wie der Weiße Hai
Wie der Weiße Hai
Wie der motherfucking Weiße Hai
Jajaja, Jaws


Swiggy Swiggy

[T]
Swerve motherfucker, swerve motherfucker
Swaggiest motherfucker on earth, motherfucker
Hair blue like a smurf, motherfucker
Niemand so swiggy in dieser world, motherfucker

Flyer als jeder verdammte bird, motherfucker
I’m the first, der mit jedem Verse burned, motherfucker
So gestört motherfucker - Sieh und learn, motherfucker
We the best, no matter what you fuckin’ heard, motherfucker

Nenn uns Rihanna, we work work work, motherfucker
We are stupid and contagious, so wie Kurt, motherfucker
Nach diesem Track bist du bald, denn unsere Mucke rasiert
Alles, was wir machen ist Rauf- und Runterpumpe-Musik

Fühl mich unverwundbar auf Beats - Hab keinen wunden Punkt, ich bin T
Bin am Feuer speihen in der Booth und drum herum ist mein Team, Hydra
Ganz egal, was ich tue, ye, drum herum ist mein Team, die Hydra
Niemand so swaggy in dieser world motherfucker

[A]
Jaaa - wir sind so swiggy swiggy swiggy swiggy
Ja ja - wir sind so swiggy swiggy swiggy swiggy
ey DAT ADAM is swiggy swiggy swiggy swiggy
Ja ja - wir sind so swiggy swiggy swiggy swiggy

[T]
Swerve swerve swiggy swiggy
Damn damn swiggy swiggy
Swerve swerve swiggy swiggy
Damn damn swiggy swiggy

Swerve - swiggy swiggy
Damn damn swiggy swiggy
Swerve swerve swiggy swiggy
Damn damn swiggy swiggy

Swerve - swerve - swerve - swerve

[A]
Damn motherfucker, damn motherfucker
Keiner so fire wie meine Fam, motherfucker
Hydra ist der Name und ist program motherfucker
Jeder hier in meinem Team ist Head, motherfucker

Sie sind salty, salty, salty, Kikkoman motherfucker
Wir sind childish und slayen wie Peter Pan, motherfucker
Yeah, die Fingergun macht steady click click bang, motherfucker
Und die scene wird von den YouTube-Kids gesprengt, motherfucker

Ja, ja wir moven außerhalb der Frames, motherfucker
Fucking hot, aus deinen Boxen sprühen jetzt Flames, motherfucker
Geben keinen Fuck auf die ganzen big names, motherfucker
Was sie droppen ist repetetive und lame, motherfucker

Oh geez, oh damn, keiner flowt so wie die Gang, jajaja
Ganz egal, was ihr so denkt
Wir kommen mit der Heat ins Game - ja, ja, ja
Jeder, der so lieblos rappt, ist no match für diese Band - nah, nah, nah
Watch out homie, we go ham, here to stay, gehen nie mehr weg

Und ich grinde die Plants
Während sie vorm Benz posieren ziehen wir vorbei in 'nem Tesla
Hasserfüllte Gagos kriegen keinen Respekt, nah
Sie wollen es haten, doch finden es eigentlich fresh

Ha! Ey Rap macht so Spaß
Mit ihm zu spielen ist pure fun
Alle stellen sich viel zu sehr an
Guck mal, ich brauch nicht mal 'nen Reim

Shoutout an DAT ADAM
Und die Hand voll and'rer cooler Rapper, die ich kenne
Monster auf dem Beat, doch wenn er aus ist mehr so Lennon
Dass wir die besten im Land sind, ist bitter wie 'ne Lemon


IO

[T]
Bam bam - Der Blunt ballert, aber nicht wie in eine Pumpgun,
sondern wie Tritte von Van Damme - Homie, die Chrome EP war erst der Anfang
Ich brenne so wie Meramon - Ich werde noch mehr brennen so wie Meramon
Und meine Heißigkeit steigt mit jedem Song - Du wirst brennen, wenn du mir in die Quere kommst,

denn jeder meiner Verses killt wie ein Shinigami
Dass du denkst, dass du dope bist find ich funny, he, denn das stimmt nicht, sorry!
Jedes mal, wenn ich mir anseh’, was grade so trendet,
frag ich mich, ob das ihr Ernst is’ - No Joke!
Davon krieg’ ich einen Kotzreiz und zur Beruhigung hau ich mir 'nen Jibby an und danach noch ein

Wir sind ein eingespielteres Team als diese Turtles bro, bro
und den anderen einen Schritt voraus genau wie dieser Sherlock Holmes, bro
Mit gestörten Flows rasieren wir auf Turnup-Shows
Wir machen Welle und sie schwimmen mit als wären sie Surfer, bro, bro

[A]
Ey, yeah, yeah
Flow straight aus der future wie Trunks (Future Trunks, nicht der Kleine)
Ich, baller um mich doch ich use keine gun (Fingergun, fingergun, fingergun!)
They do it for money we do it for fun! (we do it for fun)
Scheiß auf Bottles im Club wir rollen Doubies im Park

Ab diesem Jahr ist jedes Jahr nur unser Jahr (nur unser Jahr)
Denn die Sounds sind hotter als der Planet Mustafar (Mustafar)
Das was sie bring ist und bleibt nur dritte Wahl

Yeah, yeah
Guck, meine Crew sieht aus wie ein Anime-Cast
Ihre wie ein Haufen fucking Wannabe-Stars
Fake ass, lying ass, copy and paste ass hitters,
ich kann euch nicht ab, nah

Mitleid für die Lames, denn sie tauschen ihre Seele gegen fame,
Profit over everything - Das gottverdammte Motto ihrer ehrenlosen Gang
Immer so late, weil sie gar nichts getten, wow
Fuckboys tragen jetzt Versaceketten und Affen fangen an uns alles nachzuäffen, bruh

Weirde, weirde, weirde Welt -
Ich throw das Peace Sign ab und zieh am J,
denn all der weak shit macht mich so angry
Ich will wieder Richtung space (wieder Richtung space, wieder Richtung space)

Steig in mein Spaceship in ABC Basic und schrei: “Nieder mit dem Game!”
Homie es ist DAT FUCKING ADAM, wer uns jetzt noch nicht kennt
Der merkt sich besser diesen Namen, denn wir nehm'n euch bei der Hand und führen euch in die future, damit ihr auch mal hier ankommt, bitch!


Goody Goody

[T]
Yeah, ihre Crew macht Kampfansagen, yeah - Meine Crew macht Hanfparade, yeah
Sie sind Riesenaffen, aber ich werd’ ihn'n den Schwanz abschlagen
oder sie werfen ihn ab, als würd ich Salamander jagen
Callt schon mal den Krankenwagen, yeah

Ey, meine Crew so fucking hot, als würde sie in Magma baden
Und ihre so faceless - Ich kann sie mir noch schlechter merken als 'n viel zu langen Manganamen

Ganz andere Liga, yeayea - Anderes Kaliber, yeayea
Sie machen vielleicht Business, aber glaube mir, von innen sind sie alle nur Verlierer, huh
Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu: Man sieht Feuerbälle immer, wenn ich Flows kick’
But you won’t get it, wenn du nur ein fucking clone bist
Please wait a minute 'cause my phone rings

Okay, ich hebe nicht ab
Ich bin grade beschäftigt mit dem nicht geben eines Fucks
Der ganze Planet fängt an zu beben durch den Bass
Du kannst diesen Sound nicht fühlen, Homie, rede keinen Quatsch, Homie, rede keinen Quatsch

Ich bleib’ auf dem Teppich, doch bin trotzdem fly so wie Aladdin
Und hab’ gegen Missets schon seit der Geburt an 'ne Allergie

[A]
Ich rolle meinen Doobie, smoke ihn im Jacuzzi
Dope in meiner Lunge, Strohhalm drin im Smoothie
Oh, mir geht es goody
Es ist almost wie im Movie, oh, mir geht es goody
Oh, mir geht es goody
Oh, mir geht es goody
Oh, mir geht es goody
Oh, mir geht es goody
Oh, mir geht es goody
Oh, mir geht es goody

[T]
Ruft besser einen Feuerwehrwagen, denn dieser Track ist der Burner
Ihr drückt den Replay-Button, bevor ihr das Ende gehört habt
Wir sind die Rapper der Future, muss ich das echt noch erörtern?
Ich scheiß auf alle anderen, die nichts außer Whackness verkörpern,

denn ich bin Deutschrap-Fan und ich bin echt enttäuscht
Mein favorite Rapper hierzulande ist mein bester Freund
und der Rest der Leute, deren Shit noch klar geht,
kann ich an meinen Fingern abzählen

Ich mein’ das nicht persönlich, haha, ist doch alles goody
Ich will nur ein bisschen nerven wie die Kids bei Call of Duty
Ihr seid kein Hindernis ihr Rookies
Das ist noch lange nicht alles also fick nicht mit meinen Brudis!

Aha, aha - Besser als wir geht nicht
Wir sind superkalifragilistikexpialigetisch
und ihr seid alle berechenbar als wärt ihr geometrisch
und dabei der reinste Abfuck, wie der fette Block bei Tetris

Ich bleib’ auf dem Teppich, doch bin trotzdem fly so wie Aladdin
Und hab’ gegen Missets schon seit der Geburt an 'ne Allergie
Ich bleib’ auf dem Teppich, doch bin trotzdem fly so wie Aladdin
Aladdin, Brudi - Und hab’ gegen Missets 'ne Allergie


S/O

[A]
Yah, yah, yah -
My whole team got my back
Sie wollen uns down reden, auch wenn sie keinen von uns wirklich kennen
Doch es interessiert mich nicht - Was der Rest meint, interessiert mich nicht,

denn my whole team got my back
Yeah, egal, was ich mach’ und wohin ich geh
Wir lassen uns nie im Stich
Keine Family ist so real im Biz, yea yea

Businessheads wir haben keine Zeit für sie Bitch,
guck wir teilen gern Shit, doch die Vibes sind nicht richtig
Nein, nein, nein sie peilen nicht die Vision
Paper über alles ist nicht meine Religion

Ey und wir sliden durchs Biz
und die meisten hier sind so damn versteift auf ihr Image
Doch nicht mein Team, mein Team
Das Motto heißt „Freedom und Realness“

[A]
Yea yea, shoutout to my friends, yea
Proud to be with them them, yea
Down until the end, yea
Yea they got my back
Yea they got my back
Yea they got my back
Yea they got my back
Yea they got my back

[T]
Yeah - Die Hippies sind back
Und hitten das Lab mit Jib’ im Gepäck
Du weißt wer es ist - Hydra, Hydra, Hydra
Das ist nicht nur 'ne Band, nicht nur ein Trend, nicht nur 'ne Gang, das ist die Fam

Und alles was ich need in my life
Brauch’ nur die kleine Pi, mein Team und das reicht,
denn jeder von denen weiß, wer ich bin
und bestärkt mich darin zu sein, wie ich bin - Keiner bestimmt!

Und Missets fangen an uns als verrückt zu betiteln,
denn diese Missets mögen gar nicht, wenn man glücklich und real ist,
denn dank den Medien sehen sie nur noch künstliche Feelings
und ich hab damals echt geglaubt, irgendwas stimmte mit mir nicht,

aber okay okay, heut’ ist es okay
Die Welt wird wieder bunt, wenn deine Freunde dich verstehen
Noch immer Misfit, aber heut’ ist es ok
Ich lass’ einfach fließen und steh’ meinen Träumen nicht im Weg, yea

denn my whole team got my back, yea
denn my whole team got my back
denn my whole team got my back
My whole team got my back
My whole team got my back

[M]
Ok, ich jump rein jetzt
Ich bin drin jetzt
Ich fühl es, ja

I’m a better me since I found my family
Look at my team we’re free
Look at my, look at my team, we’re free

[BREATHES DEEPLY] I NEED A PLOT WHERE MUSE A AND MUSE B HAD BEEN DATING FOR LIKE 3 YEARS AND IT WAS REALLY HELLA SERIOUS BUT ONE DAY MUSE A JUST UP AND LEAVES BECAUSE SHE GETS SCARED OF THE COMMITMENT AND ALL OF THAT AND THEN LIKE THREE MONTHS AFTER SHE BROKE UP WITH HIM IT’S POURING DOWN RAIN AND SHE SHOWS UP AT HIS DOOR STEP COMPLETELY SOAKED TO THE BONE AND SHIVERING AND SHE’S PROBABLY GOING TO GET A COLD AND SHE’S ALL “I DIDN’T KNOW WHERE ELSE TO GO” IDK ??? LIKE THIS IF YOU WANNA DO IT 

Coffee Shop AUs

it’s hard to look right at you, baby by kenziexo (14k)

Coffee Shop AU where Louis is going through a dry spell, Zayn wants to be a good friend and help Louis find someone, and Harry ends up finding him instead.

[or the one where louis is ‘hella fucking gay and desperately single’ and harry wants to change that last part.]

falling for your hallelujah by whiskeyinthejar (19k)

There’s a homeless boy who’s made his new place outside Louis’s work. Louis, in unexpected generosity, offers him a cup of coffee and a sprinkle doughnut.
No one really expected it to become a Thing.

-

(In which Louis works in a cafe, Harry has no home, and it’s freezing cold but no one cares).

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personally, the only canon i will accept is that veronica is hella bi and her meeting kevin and saying “you’re gay, thank god, let’s be best friends” is basically her going “okay so there is at least ONE other queer person in this backwards-ass town, thank god, we can huddle together like penguins for safety in this cold, heteronormative world”

Got7: being best friends with BamBam

•  dude he’d probably meet you on social media when he sees you’re posting memes
•  but he’s like…that’s a girl and…she’s really pretty…so why is she posting about those damn Daniel memes still
•  he’s hella chill when you meet him, and is basically a walking, talking, breathing meme so you get along perfectly
•  him making you think he’s free before anything is set, and being upset at him bc Jackson decides to take them to Hong Kong the day you were supposed to hang out with Bam
•  “Sorry y/n, but he’s my hyung and I low key wanna see what his parents are like for him to be this way”
•  being extra af together
•  flexing on your ex’s together (flexing on everyone tbh, so much showing off)
•  laughing at memes together
•  both of you being giant memes and always try to get into whatever something new that’s trending
•  literally everyone thinks you’re dating but you’re just super close
•  jokingly calling himself your ‘man’ if another guy dares to get close to you
•  bc he’s hella protective and cautious when it comes to you, and thinks they all have bad intentions
•  trying to hook him up with some of your friends who think he’s cute
•  but aw poor puppy, he gets too shy and tells you he isn’t looking for a relationship
•  late-night drive thru adventures
•  where you’re eating nuggets and powdered donuts, talking about the universe
•  and how you must’ve been twins in another lifetime bc yall are so similar
•  him laughing at your lame jokes bc he always wants to be there for you (and your satisfied expression when you see someone laughing always gets him man, he’s emo)
•  sharing clothes
•  literally will rip your jeans or tear off one sleeve bc he thinks ‘this is the new trend’
•  but he just wants you to act and look crazy with him in public so he doesn’t feel alone
•  *forgetting* his wallet so you’d always end up paying for his ice cream cone from the shop down the street
•  twerking with you and making you stop to record him looking hella aesthetic as he shakes his nonexistent booty to ‘bae bae’
•  looking at pictures of cute guys and girls together, and stalking their instagram
•  him liking their post from like 2929393938383 weeks ago and you realize-
•  that’s your phone
•  and he’s logged in on your account
•  “I’m giving you a 2 seconds head start before I’m cutting all your Gucci slippers and breaking your Rolex, you little b-”
•  so reliable and his shoulder is always there for you to cry on
•  after teasing you for being sad lololol he’s just always happy around you and you sorta are the reason for that
•  he’d become v serious and talks about the hard work he goes through
•  and how sometimes it’s hard to not say “screw it” and give up
•  so you should cheer up bc you’ve got him and he’s not going anywhere anytime soon
•  “stop dabbing, you’re gonna get whiplash”
•  spoils you on your birthday and ONLY on your birthday
•  bc he thinks everyone should be treated like royalty on their birthday  (esp him)
•  and probs buys you designer belts and turns up w/ you all night long
•  gets annoyed when the others get to know you better bc back off wth…she’s my best friend, get your own
•  giving you a dirty look when you compliment one of the members and tell him they look cute
•  gives you the cold shoulder until you apologized and tell him that he’s the only 'man’ in your life
•  crying together over movies and TV shows that you’re both watching
•  like he’d be on tour and you just finished this episode and you gotta tell him what happened…
•  “bam, she dies!!!! *sniff* her brother kills her-”
•  hangs up on you and doesn’t speak to you until he’s gotten over his grudge and gets caught up with the episodes
•  buys you hella makeup when he’s away, and hides it all over your house when he comes back just to see you struggle in excitement as he’s smirking
•  teasing you all the mf time, but he just loves you to death and only wants to see you happy
•  honestly…this is goals on so many levels, and we all need a best friend like this hamster 🐹

Originally posted by bamica

band tropes

flute/piccolo: stone cold bitch. will kill a man for a solo.

clarinet: absolute nerds. chill 99% of the time.

french horn: Yikes. they’re either a mess or hella salty. or both.

trumpet: there’s like ten million of them. and they all think they’re the best in the band.

alto/tenor sax: they don’t have any friends, but they’re pretty nice.

bari sax: dedicated. very strong willed.

trombone: still laughs at shitty 2009 memes. wears velcro shoes. Avoid At All Costs.

baritone: they don’t practice, and yet? they don’t mess up. except for “wait, is this A flat or sharp? first valve or second? what?”

tuba: they are not kind. usually annoyed with the rest of the band.

percussion: half of them don’t give a fuck, the other half give a fuck AGGRESSIVELY