so this picture is my wallpaper on my phone and today at school while discussing a calculus problem with a friend this asshole other kid comes up, grabs my phone, scrolls through to see this picture, taps me, and in the most rude tone asks “who’s this?”
without skipping a beat I said “my tiny son” and continued working on calc, and I’ve never seen someone look so confused or roll their eyes so hard it was magnificent
Probably the best experience I’ve had at a school dance was right after my class read A Clockwork Orange. We were dancing and shit, having a good time, when the DJ comes over the audio system and says, in a very irritated tone, “WHO THE HELL KEEPS REQUESTING ALL THE BEETHOVEN” and an unidentified voice from the crowd shouts back “YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH LUDWIG VAN, YA GREAT BOLSHY BASTARD”
Everyone is making jokes about how the twelfth doctor is going to swear a bunch and be hilariously vitriolic… but imagine how hilarious it would be if he was incredibly polite. and made dad jokes. and sternly told his companions to watch their language. and wow. can more Doctor Who come out please?
OMG so I had a dream last night that Rick, Michonne and Carl were walking along the train tracks one way and Daryl and Beth the opposite way (heading towards them) and Rick and Daryl spotted eachother, Daryl tried to hide his excitement with a head nod while Rick just gazed at him in disbelief and rushed over to him pulling him into a hug sort of like Rick did to Carol and they just stayed hugging whilst both shedded a few tears with no words spoken.