BTS as dirty pickup-lines
Rapmon: I’m a businessman. I work in orifices, got any openings?
Jin: If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you.
Suga: I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.
J-hope: I heard your grades are bad…..I’m sure this D won’t hurt.
Jimin: I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations
Taehyung: My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?
Jungkook: They’re called “eyebrows” cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass.