it was awk

anonymous asked:

this might not make sense but do you think dylan was one of those cringingly awkward people those that you can barely hold a conversation with/borderline unsociable or do you think he was one of those casually awk guys that are "awkward" but it comes across cute and almost charming/ like funny awkward

According to Brooks, he was the latter. But to put that into perspective, that is an opinion coming from a dude that’s extroverted,likes to hear himself talk and is a known egotistical liar. He wouldn’t understand in the slightest the challenges of being a shy, introverted person. On top of that, he’s never going to concede to say anything nice or complimentary about the two in retrospect because his agenda these days is to cut them down publicly in order to make himself feel better. But realistically, Dylan could be a bit of both: cringey, nerdy-antisocially awkward around strangers and endearingly awkward and shy, blushing and grinning around friends and acquaintances he hung around with. I find that it’s rarely an either/or with people - it just depends on the situation how a shy, unsocially skilled person is going to come across. A lot of times it’s a matter of how comfortable they are in the moment feeling relaxed enough to allow themselves to come across as their true self.

anonymous asked:

protips on how to get a guy off as quick as possible? so i don't have to deal with their nasty asses longer than i have to.

Girl, I feel you. With every guy it’s going to be a little different, so if possible ask the dude what he likes (or just let him show you, most are p direct). If you know the person is into dirty talk then try and be as verbal and nasty as you can - it’s personally p awk but feels like such an accomplishment when the dude finally blows after I’ve been keeping up with his weird-ass dialogue. If he’s especially fond of oral, make eye contact and basically just show him that you *love* his dick. Guys tend to be major fans of their own genitals so wanna know that you are too - lick it all over, spit on it, go slow, work up a rhythm, moan into it, play with his balls, and (unless he’s opposed - about a quarter of the guys have been, in my experience) then add in your hand once you’re ready to finish him off. When you’ve got the combo of the oral working with the hand job they’ll usually cum pretty fast. If not then take a break/ask how he likes to get off. Or just be like, “babe, show me how you like to make yourself cum” and see if he’ll go for that. Moaning super loudly, without sounding fake, and pretending to cum also helps too. Tell him how good he feels and tell him to cum for you to try and prompt him to speed it up. 

I think the trick is to be really sly about the fact that you want the sex to be over asap. Channel those feels into fake passion and run wild. Xo

anonymous asked:

Like the other anons here I too have a huge friend crush on you cause you seem so funny and nice, and I want to talk and get to know you but I'm also shy af and not good at talking. So if you ever get a message in the future from a super awk little shit pls be kind aaaa ty

All of these friend crushes!!! I promise I don’t bite, I love chatting with my followers


Q: “Do you have any new years resolutions?”

P: (…) I also want to channel my creative energies into something, I’ve been writing down loads of ideas and I’ve got a load of ideas for some kind of creative project, I just don’t know how to make it yet. That’s really vague ‘cause I don’t even really know what it is yet, but there is something brewing in my brain which i’d like to do.