it was awk

Just had the horrible realization that Mon-El, if Prince of Daxam, would definately have had an arranged marriage agreement w someone who aint Kara. When he was born or whatever like he said. Awks!

It kinda makes sense as one of the rrasons hes all shy secret keeping + hiding his feelings for her. Im putting money on a betrothal coming back to bite him in the arse one day because every will they wont they plot has some fucking inconvenient skeletons in the closet. And im betting Mon El the party boi prince has lottttssssss of secrets. This is probs one of em.

Skam S01E11
  • Girls making breakfast together.
  • Eva’s family situation.
  • Vilde comes in.
  • Awkward, but everyone tries to make it not awks.
  • Girl-Chris has something in her glass.
  • Eva can’t server herself with pancakes.
  • They are still friends.
  • And Vilde will be their bus-manager. 
  • But…what if she’s PREGNANT?
  • -shows ‘pregnancy test’-
  • Shiiiieeet.
  • Time for weird School nurse again.
  • Weird Theatre people incoming.
  • AND WILLIAM.
  • Dead battery…TWO WEEKS IN A ROW, would you imagine. 
  • “Fucking hell you’re beautiful” - William
  • #NooraIsActuallyAffected
  • #WilliamIsImpressed
  • Girls stand up for eachother.
  • Weird Nurse incoming.
  • No Vilde you are not pregnant.
  • Eat food Vilde.
  • -CANT GET THIS FUCKING COMPUTER TO WORK-
  • “YES WE’RE NOT HAVING A BABY!” - Girl-Chris.
  • Noora knows what’s up.
  • Eva and Isak.
  • Things are clearing up.
  • Isak fucked with their relationship on purpose.
  • Carma is a bitch.
  • Eva calling Jonas while looking at him from across the street.
  • #ImCuteSoItsNotCreepy.
  • Trying to be all suspicious and shit.
  • Meeting up with Jonas. 
  • Jonas drinking tea.
  • Heart to heart.
  • Dumb choices.
  • Breaking up.
  • And #Breakupsex
  • TAKE ME TO CHURCH!
  • Christmas meet up!
  • Telling Isak they’ve broken up.
  • Noora worrying about Vilde!
  • Phone borrowing Commence. 
  • Isak offers his phone. 
  • William being a decent human being towards Vilde.
  • Noora stumbling up to Eva being all “ehh..”. 
  • -shows Eva several tabs with Gay porn and ‘gays in oslo’ in google- 
  • -shows Isak standing besides Jonas smiling, and then just continuing to look at Jonas- 
  • DUDE I WANNNA TAKE YOU TO A GAYBAR!
  • End of Season 1.

anonymous asked:

i LUV your writing and read everything but why is it that every time y/n is the quiet awkward ~quirky~ sorta sassy girl? like idk i feel like it's always harry's cool she's awk ya know maybe like a switcharoo

OH SHES NOT ALWAYS QUIET AWKWARD BUB IN DUNKIRK SHE WASNT AND IN PORNSTAR HARRY SHE WASNT SAME WITH PA FIC, CHRISTMAS FIC HOSPITAL VOLUNTEER PHONE SEX OPERATOR AND SOME OTHERS

Y/N IS WEIRD SURE BUT THATS CUZ IF SHE WERE NORMAL ITD BE BORING 

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i found these in my drafts from like 5 (?) months ago so

sorry for not inverting noya’s uniform and apparently forgetting the others </3