no seriously this entire fucking space incident will be traumatizing for lars and ESPECIALLY traumatizing considering he a. died and b. is another Entity
and if its later played for jokes or a character like ronaldo tries to harass lars into talking about his past experiences and badgers him to death about SPACE i will get pissed off like can we please not do that and let lars talk about it if he wants to
Aries: Drives to the city. Be spontaneous, go crazy! Show them how much fun you’re having and eat lots of food
Taurus: Cute little coffee shops and parks. Take lots of aesthetic pictures and tell them how you cute the pictures are
Gemini: Lazer tag (they’re really good at it) Eat lots of weird cool food after and talk lots
Cancer: Water balloon fight and pizza afterwards. Movies at home. Blanket forts. Staying up til dawn talking
Leo: The beach. Picnics on hot sand, and drowning each other in cold water. Show each other off because y’all know you’re hot
Virgo: Star gazing. Lay a blanket out with lots of food. Talk and laugh endlessly about anything and everything
Libra: Dog park. Play with dogs even though you don’t have any on your own. Rename them and come up with sneaky plans to steal them
Scorpio: Make food and bake goods at home. Throw flour at each other. Drink hot chocolate and cuddle while waiting to eat your chocolate chip cookies
Sagittarius: Art museum. Take pictures of each other, and post on ig with the caption “s/he’s the real art (;”
Capricorn: Attempt to break guinness world records. Stuff as many marshmallows as you can in your mouth, see who can keep their eyes open the longest. Then do fun stuff with the extra material afterwards
Aquarius: Roadtrip. Buy cool souvenirs and stay in shady hotels because you can’t afford a nice hotel yet. Take pictures of moments, not things
Pisces: Take a nap together. Wake up smiling groggily in each others faces. Then blast music and make breakfast together
Aries: WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO WILL IT STOP IF I SHAKE IT MAKE IT STOP WHERE IS THE MOTHER
Taurus: Keep your tears inside your eyes where they belong, you pathetic excuse for life
Gemini: Continues the one sided conversation, “so I said to Tom, I said Tomas, that’s MY fucking sandwich- wait, is it okay to cuss in front of a -what am I saying, you don’t understand words yet- anyway I said to him…”
Cancer: *is the Crying Baby*
Leo: Worry not, I will calm you with my talent for, uh, singing, “rock-a-bye baby in the -” baby: *screams louder* leo: okay well, fuck you too
Virgo: Gross pls tell me this thing didn’t poop OH MY GOD IT POOPED GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
Libra: Smiles and patiently calms the child, artfully hiding their discomfort and disgust, thinking “why the fuck do people keep making these things I hate them I hate them I fucking hate them ughh”
Scorpio: *glares* shut the fuck
Sagittarius: Tbh if you were my kid, I’d probably “forget” you in a shopping cart at the grocery store… shit, where is your mother? Don’t tell me she- HEY LADY, YEAH YOU, COME GET YOUR KID
Capricorn: Calmly sets the child down and walks away forever
Aquarius: According to some scientific studies, crying indicates that in later life, the infant will adapt qualities of…
Pisces: Me too, kid. Me too. By the way, it only gets worse from here…
Do you think on the ride home Dean took off his flannel and made Cas put it on to replace his bloody shirt?
“I really am alright, Dean. You don’t need to sit back here
Dean ignores Castiel’s reassurances, just like he has been
ignoring them for the last fifteen minutes.
“Cork it, Cas! Mom’s drivin’, Sam’s shotgun, and I’m back
here with you, makin’ sure you’re really holdin’ it together. That’s just
the way it’s gonna be so stop tryin’ to fight me on it!”
Both Mary and Sam give each other wide-eyed looks, but stay
quiet—knowing that Dean is still processing everything that had happened back
in the barn. He’s still drowning in the feeling of being out of control, and it’s
driving him absolutely nuts.
“Here, Ma” Dean grunts, shoving the Impala’s keys at the
woman and then turning back to tend to his angel.
She swiftly nods and takes the keys before ushering her
other son around the far side of the car—and then, all at once, they climb in
to join Castiel, who has already been carefully placed in the backseat by Dean’s
“Does it hurt anywhere?” Dean asks—slightly calmer now but
his voice still has a rattle to it.
“No, Dean. I’m feeling fine—just
like I said before.”
“Well, you don’t look
fine. You’re kinda pale. Sam, doesn’t he look pale to you?”
Sam turns around and gives Cas a sympathetic look before
shrugging silently at his older brother, knowing that his opinion doesn’t
really matter right now anyway.
“Yeah, see—Sam thinks
so. You should lean back a bit.”
“These seats don’t recline, Dean.”
Dean frowns at him. “Then scoot down a little! Jesus, Cas …
I’m just tryin’ to make sure you’re okay!”
“I am okay … I
have already told you—”
“Scoot down, Castiel!” Mary grits firmly from the front of the car—glaring at
him through the rearview mirror, eyes flicking back and forth between the angel
and her eldest son.
He wants to protest again, but then Castiel nods, finally
understanding that the only one not
fine right now, is Dean, and doing what he asks—no matter how pointless it is,
will make him feel a little better … a little more useful. Cas scoots down in
Dean smiles, happy that his friend is finally listening to
him. “Alright then … better?”
Castiel stops himself from rolling his eyes. “Yes … better.”
The proud smirk that immediately graces Dean’s face seems to
trim away the tension in the car—until the moment that the folds of Cas’s coat
fall away, exposing the dirty, blood-stained white button up beneath. “Oh … shit,
man! That looks bad!” the man yelps as soon as he sees it.
Castiel squints and cocks his head to the side, finally following
Dean’s eyes down to where the usually clean looking garment, is now a tattered
mess strewn about his body. “Oh. Yes, well … I can just—” Cas begins, already
lifting his hand to will the mess away, but he stops mid motion—cutting the
magic short because the man beside him is starting to fidget in his seat. “Dean?
What are you …”
Dean teeters back and forth, wriggling from side to side in
the confined space until he finally manages to free one of his arms from the
black coat and plaid overshirt that he’s wearing.
“Hold on … almost …”
Dean soon rocks all the way over until his head is practically in Cas’s lap—but
he doesn’t seem to notice because he’s too focused on freeing his other hand. “There!”
he yelps victoriously, finally holding up the plaid shirt for everyone in the
car to see.
Sam nods and Mary holds back a chuckle, and Cas just
continues to stare at the man—confused and slightly annoyed by everything that
“Okay, Cas. Your
turn” Dean says after another moment, eventually turning happy eyes back on
“My turn?” Cas asks, feeling suddenly nervous about what he’s
expected to do.
“Yep” Dean chirps, looking Castiel up and down with a long
pull. “Strip and put this on.” He holds the flannel out towards him, but he
doesn’t hand it to the angel just yet, as if he’s planning on dressing him
himself … and at this point, Cas wouldn’t be surprised if that’s what Dean had
“Dean …” Castiel grumbles again, now—rolling his eyes for all to see. “You realize that I can fix
this, don’t you?”
Dean only grips the shirt tighter in his hand.
“I am an angel … I
have the power to—”
“Just put on the damn shirt!” All three Winchesters bark in
And that makes the angel finally throw up his hands in
defeat. “Alright!” he exclaims,
quickly sitting straight and leaning forward so that he can work his body free
from his coat. But before he can completely shimmy it off, Dean’s hands are on
him, fiddling with the buttons of Cas’s dirty white shirt. “Um … what are you
snaps, but his cheeks are turning red and his hands are starting to shake
against the angel’s chest.
Cas stares at him a moment, and then up to the front of the
car where Sam and Mary are vehemently avoiding eye contact with anything but
the road. So he turns back, just as Dean undoes the final button and pushes the
cloth aside, displaying every inch of Castiel’s unmarred skin.
The man then stills for some time—never looking away and
holding his breath until the second Castiel is finally able to speak.
“You see, Dean … I’m
Dean quirks up the side of his mouth, but his face quickly
falls flat again, while his eyes bounce away and back several times, seeming
torn as to where to look now.
After that, it only takes another minute for Cas to slip out
of the ruddy, old shirt and into Dean’s flannel—and for the first time since
they left the barn, Dean doesn’t interfere, nor do Mary and Sam act like
anything is happening just behind their heads. In fact, the frenzied tone of
their drive has seemed to mellow, and even Dean appears to have settled down;
although, his hands still twitch with the need for something to do … which
doesn’t go unnoticed by the angel at his side.
Castiel sighs, flicking his eyes down towards the soft plaid
that’s now draped over his own shoulders—the fabric is warm and smells like
Dean; so just as he begins to fasten the last two buttons, he purposely skips
one—so the thing is now bunching up across his stomach. “There” he confirms, drawing Dean’s focus back to the task at hand, and of course—Dean notices the mistake
“Ah—jeez, Cas …
you’re helpless, ya know that?” Dean mutters with a smile, reaching over eagerly
to straighten out the buttons and get them all in the right order.
But Castiel just smiles too, taking the moment to take in the
worried Winchester—his charge, his
family … a man that he loves—and he nods. “You’re
right. What would I do without you?”
aries: japanese steakhouse or bowling alley taurus: italian dinner or wine tasting gemini: carnival or road trip to somewhere new cancer: movies or diner leo: beach or expensive dinner virgo:arcade or exploring a town libra: concert or sports game scorpio: small café or netflix sagittarius: cultural museum or dance party capricorn: thrift shopping or camping aquarius: zoo or trip to local landmark pisces: stargazing or romantic restaurant w view
just some things i do every new moon, thought it would be nice to share:
Your bed sheets, phone screen, crystals, tarot/oracle cards, chakras. it’s a rebirth – start with a fresh slate and really dig out the nitty gritty cobwebs, air out the laundry. there’s a lot of potential energy brewing, and cleansing allows for full potential to be realized.
like i said above, it’s a rebirth and that means a new you. reflect on the past lunar cycle: what have you realized about yourself? what was difficult? what was easy? what was blah? take note of all of these things – journal, meditate or both. drink an extra glass of water, make some peppermint tea and really feel yourself come alive.
PLAY WITH YOUR CARDS
the tarot is all about new beginnings and harnessing new energy. play around with some fun new spreads – really tap into that third eye. ask what can you learn this lunar cycle? what should be left behind?
aries: Taking off your shirt. // Penis envy. // Pistol whipping a hostage. taurus: Appreciative snapping. // One thousand Slim Jims. // Exactly what you’d expect. gemini: Fabricating statistics. // Friends with benefits. // A look-see. cancer: Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine ™. // The miracle of childbirth. // Teaching a robot to love. leo: Bitches. // Getting drunk on mouthwash. // Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II. virgo: A balanced breakfast. // Genetically engineered super-soldiers. // Statistically validated stereotypes. libra: A homoerotic volleyball montage. // Child beauty pageants. // “Tweeting”. scorpio: Sweet, sweet vengeance. // A cooler full of organs. // Giving 110 percent. sagittarius: Bosnian chicken farmers. // A Gypsy curse. // My humps. capricorn: Republicans. // A mopey zoo lion. // Getting in her pants, politely. aquarius: Actually taking candy from a baby. // Seppuku. // The forbidden fruit. pisces: Puppies! // A really cool hat. // Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
Aries: Good Fortune
Gemini: Communicative Opportunities
Cancer: Healthy Relationships
Leo: Recognition for my Talents
Virgo: Good Health
Libra: Endless Love
Sagittarius: Adventurous Opportunities
Capricorn: My Dreams
Pisces: Recognition for my Creative Ideas
Neptune: I wish for ________.
Gemini: Healthy Mental Health
Cancer: Healthy Relationships
Aquarius: Peace on Earth
Pisces: My Dreams to come true