it was actually rly good too

Kpop Groups as Types of Cake

according to me and my friends 


Big Bang: “that chocolate cake from costco; really rich and even if you dont try it everyone is always losing their damn minds about it”

Astro: “a funfetty cake with chocolate filling, but the outside is actually like a beautiful mess”

Seventeen: “one of those big cakes where each layer is a different flavor bc they’re so multitalented”

SHINee: “a chocolate cake that looks like it was frosted by a 6 y/o; an old favorite but a Mess”

Block B: “a giant birthday cake with a shit ton of sprinkles and some of those candles that cant be blown out”

Pristin: “an ice cream cake: cool and refreshing”

Produce 101: “one of those crepe cakes bc theres so much going on that it’s overwhelming but it’s pretty good”

NU’EST: “the chocolate cakes you used to be able to get at kfc; amazing and extremely underrated”

NCT: 

me: “NCT are cupcakes bc of the different units”

friend #1, at the same time: “nct is like a black wedding cake, you dont know what’s going on, there’s a lot, but it’s pretty cool” 

both of us: “oh”

EXO: “a cake that looks Super Expensive and Tastes Amazing but tbh its probably made by a 5 y/o ???”

EXO, during kokobop: “a mess and missing a piece”

Yixing: “an angel food cake”

Blackpink: “one of those really expensive cakes that you kinda regret buying but it’s so damn good”

Red Velvet: “red velvet”

UP10TION: “a cake without much detail but the taste would be like “holy shit” bc they have so much talent but no one notices”

Topp Dogg: 

friend #1: “one of those cakes that look like it will be chocolate but ends up being vanilla”

friend #2: *sends a pic of a cake made out of twinkies* “an absolute mess and no one knows what’s going on”

iKon: 

friend #2: “ikon is a cake that was dropped on the ground”

friend #3: “EXCUSE YOU”

friend #2: “yg is the person that dropped it”

friend #3: “ikon is one of those cakes that has a little too much fondant so it’s kinda extra but looks really nice”

Hotshot: “that one cupcake that never gets eaten for some reason even tho its rly good”

BAP: “one of those cakes that was started by a bad baker but then a good baker went “we can fix this””

Winner: “one of those classy ass wedding cakes that everyone likes but nobody actually wants to pay for”

f(x): “the cake they bring in after everyone has already had cupcakes”

VIXX: “the cake that has all the weird flavor combos everyone is too afraid to try but is actually rEALLY GOOD”

24k: “a princess cake bc it’s popular in europe but not rly anywhere else”

Monsta X: “one of those really intense children’s cakes with flames and race cars on top”

Bonus

EXP: “the cake that was thrown up at a kids birthday party”

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will i ever contribute to the fandom with something actually good? no

Boku No Hero Academia Light Novel No.2 Translations

Commence Study Groups!

そろそろの勉強会: Chapter 1, Part 2 [click here for part 1] [Part 3]

(t/n: for some reason I found this quite hard to translate, but it was a quick short part before they switched back to yaomomo and gang, nonetheless enjoy the bakushima! p.s dont forget to read part 1!!! ^_^)

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recent netflix show recommendations:

in order of how recently i’ve watched it:

  • Mindhunter 
    • I WATCHED ALL 10 EPISODES IN ONE GO, IT’S SO GOOD AND ADDICTING. ACTING IS SUPERB, ESPECIALLY THE CRIMINALS JFC im not kidding fam this is a Golden show
  • This Is Us 
    • there’s a reason why this show has so many emmy wins and nominations 
    • i cried like a little bitch in 80% of the episodes
    • such a heartwarming show that highlights the fragility of family bonds
  • Rupauls Drag Race
    • netflix canada got rid of seasons 1-7 and there’s only season 8 up right now which is annoying cause they’re ALL SO GREAT. 
    • all the drag queens on the show are amazing, talented, dramatic af and hilarious
  • Ozark
    • saw this for jason bateman. love that man
    • really dark at times but also very entertaining

any other new shows you guys recommend? 

FILLED REQUEST: drink to that, a drunk date! au with kang daniel

pairing: kang daniel x reader
genre: fluff
summary:  You’re a low-tolerance fool crushing on a high-tolerance man.
warnings: alcohol consumption!! DRINK RESPONSIBLY
(this is like my third/fourth fic with alcohol LOL at some point i’m really going to write a ‘wanna one while drunk’ post HAHA anyway!! hope you enjoy <3)  

  • kang daniel is your cute seatmate in the history class you share
  • and you’ve never dated anyone??? before??
  • but when you watch his performance at the 90s throwback performance competition you decide you’ve got to do something about your crush
  • and by that you mean your long-time best friend kim jaehwan has to do something about your crush
  • jaehwan organizes a group hangout-date with his friends and yours
  • and daniel’s sitting beside you at the fast food place y’all decided to eat at before the night’s activities
  • he’s been trying to chat you up but you’ve been giving him monosyllabic answers, fiddling with your glasses nervously
  • because your friends chose a small table
  • and you’re crushed up against him
  • lord knows jaehwan doesn’t keep his elbows together
  • his thigh is against yours and really daniel is??? toned as hell
  • “Y/N, did you want—“
  • “I’m ok!”
  • “you don’t need tissue? you’ve got ketchup all over your arm”
  • “i’M oKaY”
  • you feel yourself blushing to the roots and you can’t look up at daniel
  • (you don’t see the fond smile on his face, how he bites his lip instead of reaching out to wipe the stain)
  • instead you turn to jaehwan and poke him in the ribs
  • “can’t you keep these chicken arms to yourself”
  • “yah, excuse me! i’d rather be home instead of here being your moral support,” he hisses, taking a fry from your plate
  • “you mean, at home and not making out with your hot roommate?”
  • jaehwan glowers at you for a bit before his face settles into an evil smirk
  • “daniel,” he says, “you might want to watch out for Y/N here because she might get flirty later after a drink or two”
  • kim jaehwan’s days are numbered
  • but first you have to rectify the situation because you’re at a loss for words
  • to your surprise, daniel laughs
  • “that’s cute,” he says, his top teeth prominent as he smiles, “i’m sure i have nothing to worry about, even if Y/N can’t hold her liquor”
  • instead of questioning his doubt that you’d flirt with him—you’d do it now if you weren’t so damn awkward—you can feel your nostrils flaring as you pout and say, “you think it’s funny??? i totally can!! i’ll match you later, beer for beer, shot for shot”
  • and jaehwan’s beside you, trying to call your attention
  • “wHAT”
  • “you’re making your rhino face again,” jaehwan says
  • while you’re relaxing your expression, he stands to lead the group to the next place
  • but he looks at daniel and says
  • “dibs on not carrying her drunk ass to her room”
  • you’re back to being quiet and questioning the decisions you make in life when daniel taps your arm
  • “come on, Y/N, you have to drink me under the table,” he says, and then
  • HE WINKS
  • you can’t look him in the eye as your group walks to the karaoke place a block away
  • (of course jaehwan wants a noraebang date lol he just loves to sing)
  • predictably
  • three beers and four shots later you’re feeling a little…reckless
  • when daniel takes the mic to rap, you cheer shamelessly
  • then you boop him on the nose with your index finger
  • before taking the mic from him, letting your fingers linger on his
  • you sing some big bang song, complete with some of the dance moves
  • jaehwan pulls you up before you can crawl on the floor to mimic seungri’s part
  • you’re deposited onto someone’s broad shoulders
  • “oh, hello, daniel!”
  • and your two hours at the place are apparently over?
  • (daniel let you off easy tbh he tried to drink as little as possible)
  • you’re all outside, but you’re not ready to go home yet
  • your grip on daniel’s wrist is firm as you pull him close
  • “i’m hungry!! let’s eat”
  • and jaehwan’s signaling at you but you’re still too hit to understand
  • you end up at a convenience store nearby, and you’re trying to bite through your four layers of pre-packed sandwich when you get to the corner where daniel’s sitting
  • he catches the bag you toss at him and looks closely to see it’s his a pack of his favourite gummies
  • “what’s this?”
  • “you’re always eating those in class when the prof isn’t looking,” you say through a mouthful of the giant sandwich
  • he smiles before reaching out, and your eyes go wide because you think he’s going to touch your face
  • but he just takes the end of the sandwich you hadn’t bitten into to show you that they’re two stacked sandwiches
  • you’re still too tipsy to feel shy so while he opens the pack of candy you’re telling him about your dreams
  • “and this history credit is just a stepping stone to latin honours though i love the class especially because you sit beside me and whenever you look lost i want to lend you my notes”
  • and daniel’s looking at you like he remembers you, suddenly
  • “you’re that groupmate who ended up rewriting what i sent for the report, aren’t you?” he says sheepishly, scratching at the back of his neck
  • “yes,” you say carelessly, shrugging, “i was going to be mad at you because you were so good-looking and sweet that i knew you’d be an awful groupmate, but you obviously tried your best”
  • he goggles at you for a moment as you lick the crumbs off your fingertips, choking when you waggle your eyebrows at him
  • you wash your hands really quick before exiting the store with kang daniel in tow, the night breeze hitting you hard
  • “would you…” you say, poking daniel lightly in the (toned) stomach, “would you mind piggy-backing me home?” 
  • and in the light of bright convenience store sign you see him blush and hesitate
  • disappointed, you turn to walk in the direction of your dorms but he doesn’t follow
  • and when you turn around he’s glancing at you expectantly, crouched low
  • you run to him and pounce, your arms tight around his neck and your torso pressed carelessly against his back
  • practically purring in his ear, you nuzzle into his neck
  • and daniel’s hands shake because of how your body against his is making his belly do somersaults
  • “daniel”
  • “yes”
  • “let’s meet your cats today”
  • “okay”
  • and that’s how you, someone he barely knew twelve hours ago, end up on his living room couch, peter on your lap and rooney in your arms
  • daniel’s watching you from the floor, stroking peter absent-mindedly
  • “we have class tomorrow,” you whine, as if it’s not your fault you’re awake at god knows what time
  • “we do,” daniel says, grinning 
  • “kiss your kitties good night,” you say, holding rooney out to him 
  • daniel kisses her right above the eyes, then does the same when you lift peter to him
  • when both his cats are on the floor, nuzzling at your legs, you tiptoe and look at him with an eyebrow raised
  • “i won’t forget you,” he says gently, his slightly chapped lips brushing at your forehead lightly
  • you give him a big grin before tottering off to your room one floor down 
  • the next day, you wake up five minutes before class with a killer headache and many, many regrets
  • daniel’s looking at you when you slip in, and that’s when you recall exactly what you did last night
  • while the lecturer’s not looking, he hands you an aspirin and your glasses
  • “you left them at my place,” he says, and you nod silently
  • “your scarf’s with me, too, but i figured you might want to wear it on our next date?” 
  • when you turn your head quickly to look at him, he has a soft smile on his face, and his fingers are tapping lightly against his desk as if out of nervousness
  • “o-okay,” you say, and neither of you can keep from smiling throughout the rest of the session
  • jaehwan may be your good buddy, but soju’s the real matchmaker

anonymous asked:

not the same anon that asked for your fav writers but... what about some fav fics you can rec? 😏

hoo boy anon ok u asked for it !!! this is going to be long but here are a few jikook fics i adore that i can think of right now!! pls give them lots of love afterwards!! also the ones im not mutuals with i put a slash in between bcus im too ahlgsfjlb shy to actually tag them oK ANYWAYS ଘ(੭ु*ˊ꒳​ˋ)੭ु*.°❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤🌸❤


Dream Maker by graesun (@/bottomkook), Polkari Seuta (VeritasEtVita), (@/polkari-seuta) [rated M, complete 12/12, 73k] poor!au, fluff and smut, angst, past child abuse, established relationship || (i died a lil bit of joy when two of my fav writers collaborated… but after finishing this my entire being has been resuscitated. this is such a wonderful & incredible fic!!! i still go back to re-read it bcus it’s so good,, like it’s rly fluffy and it made me smile a lot but the angst sent my soul into the astral plane of decease.. and i rarely;; read smut but this is a total big exception!! i was blushign the whole time okadjl;akj they’re such great writers i lov asdjkl anyways it’s rly good alright!! i lov it sm) 

dream a little dream of me by wordcouture [rated G, oneshot, 2.7k] magic realism, lots of fluff, dreams vs reality || (idk how a person can be this creative.. like.. all of couture’s fics are perfect and so beautiful!! i’m p sure everyone has read ‘wonder’ and like?? i just love the author’s craft and couture has a way of weaving her words!! it’s short but sweet ok i lov it idk what else i can say to express the magnitude of emotions i have for her complex fics ;;) 

this is the way the world ends and begins by aborescent (@/kookie-time) [rated T, oneshot, 1.7k] mutant!au, supernatural elements, violence, angst || (i love her fics so much.. she’s an astounding author!! the concepts she has for her fics are always amazing!! this fic has some dark themes but it’s totally captivating and gripping and it rly sucks u in. i believe she has some backstories? of the boys? on her tumblr and she’s p well known hehe so yeah!! i lov this a lot ok she’s great!!) 

Training Wheels by jeonify @shyjimins [rating G, oneshot, 4.8k] childhood friends to lovers, fluff and angst, mutual pining, slow burn || (this was the very first jikook fic i’ve ever read and i fell in.. absolute love.. and after this, i fell in love with all of jo’s other fics too!!! her writing is so beautiful and so eloquent and dreamy too. and this!!! fic!! broke my heart in the beginning from all the angst and pining, which i lov a lot, but the fluff n happy ending slowly mended it back together. my soul lifted into another dimension that’s full of sparkles and stars bcus it was that good ;; she’s amazing, trust me! i genuinely lov her other writings too and she’s the sweetest person and adk;laksj i get so shy talking to her omg anyways!! i lov her and her fics lots)

Of Scatterbrained Mix-ups and Lame Pen-Names  by happy-tokki @berry-happy-tokki[rated G, twoshot, 14k] pen pals!au, lots of fluff, awkward jungkook, cute jimin || (this was so freakin cute ok!!! pen pals!au are my weaknesses and this was so amazingly well-done. her writing style is so pretty and whimsical and gentle - the pacing was so smooth too. it was such an enjoyable read,, i smiled and giggled lots becus it was so adorable!! i lov awkward jungkook too so it was a major addition. plus, her other fics are incredible ok im in lov with all of them!! tokki’s the cutest and the sweetest too and u won’t regret checking this out and the author ok!!! i lov lov lov this)   

those who dream by day by melonmilk [rated T, oneshot, 3.1k] ballet!au, fluff and angst, internalized homophobia, dancing || (this was rly beautiful;; the mood was tense and poignant but it was really breathtakingly well-done too! this is a great ballet au and though it’s short, it’s totally worth taking a look at!! the author’s writing style is so pleasing!!) 

you’re intoxicating (I can’t stop) by astrochild (@/astrochild) [rated T, oneshot, 1.9k] fluff and angst, high school!au, rich kid!jungkook, swearing, mentions of violence || (this was rly angsty and it p much shoved an ice pick thru my heart but the happy ending healed it;; it’s so lovely!!! even tho it’s short it still really sticks with u after u finish reading it and… the way it’s written is so nice and appealing!! plus i rly love the vhope sequel too hehe she’s great!!) 

Bad boys and good-byes by blt_prf (@/blt_prf) [unrated, 12/12, 20k] college!au, enemies to friends to lovers, fluff, minor violence, music!au ish || (she’s one of my fav authors and this is one of my all time favs ok!!! this was such an amazing read i loved it so much!! i love the gradual build up of their relationship and her writing style is so pleasant and soothing,, like it’s a rly great fic ok i lov it lots!! she’s incredible i lov her other fics too) 

crush(ed) by fatal (cumrich) (@/witchboyjimin) [rated M, oneshot, 5.2k] space!au, angst, self-discovery, sci-fi!au, fantasy!au || (i lov this fic so much it’s written so beautifully and the worldbuilding is so wholesome. like, there’s enough detail for u to imagine the world the fic takes place in and!! it’s great rly i lov it n i lov her other fics too;; she’s amazing and i also lov her other fic ‘he hangs like tuesday morning’) 

run (you son of a gun) by infires (infires_man) (@/infires-man) [rated T, oneshot, 13k] gang!au, angst, hurt/comfort, heavily implied abuse || (this is so!! beautiful!!! i can’t express how much i lov this fic kadjf;k i still go back to read it because it was so amazingly well written and it just!! rly pulls at ur heartstrings but the ending just gives u such a warm feeling. i lov it so much!!! the composition is brilliant as well,, just pure amazing idk what else to say to convey how much i loved this asdjfkl;)

Brightly, Flare by flitter [rated G, oneshot, 2k] magic realism, hinted soulmate!au, art!au, artist!jimin, student!jungkook || (i lov all of flitter works ok!!!! i had a hard time choosing which one to put on here but this fic is the first fic i read from her which made me fall in lov with her writing!! this was such a dazzling fic… like she strings her words together like poetry and i just love her work so much!! amazing rly i lov her. plus her ballet!au one and the santorini fic is great too) 

speak now by recordmin  @minblooms [rated G, threeshot, 3k] freeform, fluff, pining, arranged marriage, wedding crashing || (this was rly cute ok i lov this so much!!! even tho it’s short it’s super duper sweet and my heart had burst open into sunshine and fluffy clouds bcus it was that enjoyable and great ok!! plus all her other works are rly great too i lov them so much;; she writes short fics but despite the length, all her writings will always leave this kind of lingering alluring and warm feeling with u and.. plus, wedding crashing!! is a great trope we need more of that! i adore this a lot ok!!) 

Fell For You In A Snap by Polkari Seuta (@/polkari-seuta) [rated T, oneshot, 3k] youtuber!au, social media!au, modern!au, drinking || (this was so cute,, like i smiled so much bcus it was so nice to read!! this was a great social media fic and it was incredibly delightful to read. i lov the author’s other fics too bcus they’re always so well-written and like, her writing style is always so crisp and fluent and is just such a pleasant to read!!) 

Push-up (push me down) by Mintsugakookies (@/mintsugakookies) [rated T, oneshot, 2k] canon compliant, fluff, domestic fluff, crack, established relationship, john cena kookie || (i am one big sucker for domestic fluff ok when i read this, it immediately cheered me up and my heart fluttered all the way into the sun dkafj;slj this was so so cute i lov it so much!! and i lov the author too) 

Aorta by minimints @strawberrywhaliens [rated T, oneshot, 15k] fluff, little angst, sick!jimin, lovesick!jungkook || (look this was so freakin fluffy i’m crying adsfjkl the rest of the series is rly cute too!!! i adore this so much,, like it’s word heavy but it’s rly fluffy and cute and it leaves a warm feeling, u know!! she’s a wonderful writer with a clear and eloquent voice and she’s a wonderful person too!!! the cutest mom i probably should have linked the first part but i love aorta the most so!! check it out ok!! i lov it a lot) 

너의 목소리 Your Voice by pinkmonnie [rated M, 10/?, 65k] college!au, assistant professor!jimin, student!jungkook, teacher-student relationship, fluff, realism || (oohmy gosh pink’s an amazing and an utmost incredible author!! and i lov all of pink’s fics and this fic is so precious and well-written. jungkook is selectively mute in this but the author doesn’t romanticize it and pink’s portrayal of their personalities and jikook’s relationship is so beautiful and stunning!! i lov it to bits. plus!! her other fics like ‘After Hours’ and ‘Thirst’ are freakin golden, ok;; she’s brilliant)

Let The Walls Break Down by pjungkook @pjungkook [rated M, 5/?, 37k] canon compliant, non au, friends to lovers, homophobia, heavy angst, fluff, smut || (the angst in this?? broke my heart but like the lil fluff afterwards healed my soul. and then it shattered again like, another 100 times again bcus so. much. angst. isa why isa is a rly awesome writer & i love her writing lots!! the way she paces her stories are so wonderful and so well-done. her writing is so fluid and articulate too! plus!! she’s the sweetest and loveliest person ok!! my wimpy shy ass probably wouldn’t have made a move to talk to her if she hadn’t msged me first;; her other fic ‘lost stars’ is amazing too omg so check her out ok!! i lov this and i lov her)

Cherry by bananacookies @bananacookies1 [unrated, 11/?, 36k] wolf!au, hurt/comfort, a/b/o dynamics, fluff and smut, omega!kook, alpha!jimin, mature themes || (a/b/o fics are not my cup of tea but this!!! is amazing!!! like i said i rarely read smut but this is another exception!! it’s so fluffy and cute and it’s getting rly angsty right now, but the author’s updates are so consistent and she’s an incredible writer!! the pacing of the story is wonderful as well and the story’s so intriguing, especially since it’s omega!kook. but bcus of that, pls give her lots of love and be open-minded about it ok!!! she deserves lots of love bcus she’s awesome,,)

Tie Me Down by ohdizzy (@/ohdizzy) [rated M, twoshot, 23k] college!au, taegi is main, side jikook, kidnapping, humour & crack, fluff, ot7 dynamics || (i’m sure we’ve all read.. the lejindary Blow Me Like Your French Horn fic.. and i love that fic so much but i love this fic so much too!!!! her fics are so well-written and so funny i lov them so much!! reading them makes my heart all warm and fuzzy hehe;; this was hilarious i lov how she writes their dynamics! i know the main pairing is taegi but!! pls read!! it’s amazing i lov her writing sm) 

son of a witch by syubnugget (@/namgifucker) [rated E, 2/?, 9k] witch!au, main sugamon, side jikook, humor, strangers to lovers, witchcraft || (i think i’ve fallen in love with sugamon after this… like i kno jikook is a side pairing but this!!! is such a wonderful and lovely fic!!! the characterization is fantastic and it made me giggle a few times from the banter, but the world building and the little details are so well written! i love witch!aus too so i rly lov this a lot!! the characters are rly interesting and i’m rly excited for more hehe) 

gryles 2017 for vee @ladsfm

okay ah vee wanted this UPDATED!!! to add the start of the year too so! edited again!

heres a basic recap i guess but uhhh

  • harry nd nick literally spent xmas together aGAIN and they mention it casually as fUCK 
  • they started off their year domestic and shit how fucking adorable #netflixnchillncurry
  • okay so we didnt even KNOw this happened until they talked bout it in the sott premiere but! they literally spent a whole goddamn day together just dedicated to listening to ?? sott?? hs1?? i feel like they listened to the whole fucking album but im also pretty sure nick was like ‘no i didnt hear the album before!! this is all new!!’ when harry went on for the hs1 premiere but whatever nicks a fuckin liar we all kno it
  • im dying it was one album song like IT TAKES LESS THAN AN HOUR and they met up in the MORNING and didnt listen till afterNOON whatthe FUCK they literally spent all DAY together cos they were so NERVOUS what fools
  • then we have: ladzfm 2.0 aka sott premiere aka: “I feel lucky to be playing my first song with one of my best friends.” aka our collective death
  • we got a lot of good shit in this interview im actualy crying rereading it all what the fuck HMM SO WE GOT #fontchat, nick talking about trying to cook a roast for harry with remi IN LA, nick admitting that harry was one of 4 people nick told about getting breakfast (two being his parents FUCK), #ronniewoodchat??? nicks life is so weird, OH POST BRITS CHAT FUCK!, confirmed that nick and anne text on the reg, dog collar chat #legendsonly, #tbt to when they saw rita at G-A-Y , other cute shit
  • THANKS FOR HAVING ME. LOVE YOU. H.
  • also this like idk how to describe it but nick and harry are BOTH the sun for eachother and they literlly light each other up
  • nick being adorable about it on insta too
  • okay now its the original post but i fixed those links you told me were wrong
  • okay i feel like u know that nick flew to america to take his mum on a holiday then like also watch harry debut on snl but i feel like revisiting so
  • there was ANNE that fucked us up to begin with
  • then when nick turned up at the snl studios??
  • like we were waiting for it but we never fucking expected it to actually happen what the fuck
  • nick looked so good when he was there fuck me
  • harry smiling and waving at his lil home party of 2
  • him and eileen going to the afterparty and chillin with jimmy whatshisface, eileen partying till the am?
  • uhh hardly important but idk
  • nick looks so fkin good even hungover as fuck after partying all night and celebrating (marrying) harry
  • MOVING ON FROM THEIR AMERICAN MARRIAGE
  • the tweet got deleted ugh but nick was spotted at harrys graham norton performance! love a supportive husband!
  • harry came on the show for an hour for his album release party and? it was LIVE
  • started with nick complimenting harry on his outfit made outta tea towels
  • harry saves the audios that nick sends him when harry was sharing album clips and nick sung his own versions #confirmed
  • omg notebook chat was in this interview ugh
  • <3
  • jonna just posted this like last week and im still crying
  • MOVING ON FROM LADZFM TO: MALLORCA
  • okay first off nick looks fit as fuck in mallorca so
  • nick went to both the hens party and the stag do what a fuckin loser
  • hun! oh HUN
  • okay i think we got like ppl rumouring that harry was in mallorca but EMILY CAME THRU for us and posted this
  • the girls lookd so lovely at the wedding tho ahhh
  • this is what harry married i love Him
  • nick and harry musta been sharin a room cos nick was wearin his clothes aww
  • so basically nick blasted the hell outta wild thoughts on this holiday and put green hearts on fuckin everything so i did this mess
  • okay mallorcas over rip back to ldn life
  • nick got emo again idk
  • whatever they went out for LUNCH 
  • what the fuck how domestic
  • OH A GOOD DAY HERE
  • nick went to see dunkirk by himself cos he couldnt make the premiere etc etc 
  • completely by himself im dyin
  • then we were all like HEY I HOPE HE STILL MAKES THE PREMIERE cos liek we didnt know he was busy so when he rocked up to host this car gig or whatever we were all like hmm proud of u host grimshaw but also hun :/
  • and also the bleach makeup launch was on that night so like a lot of harrys close ldn crew pals missed the ldn premiere too and we were all like awww poor harry
  • BUT THEN
  • both HARRY and NICK rocked up at the bleach party!
  • they both looked fit as everyloving FUCK this night too
  • N I C E
  • fucked up we never got an actual HQ pic of nick and harry together but you can see nicks arm in this on the right omg
  • im still gellz
  • OKAY MOVING ONTO HARRY COMING ONTO THE SHOW FOR LADZFM 4.0 to talk about DUNKIRK
  • unfortch it was prerecorded but like still
  • nick looked amazing (and harry took those pics and u cant tell me otherwise)
  • uhh some good quotes one two three four five 
  • they look lovely im stressed
  • (nick in glasses lookin like a doctor)
  • OKAY MOVING ON TO NICKS BDAY
  • harry was MIA? for nicks actual bday SO INSTEAD they celebrated together (with harry lambert) a couple day early!!
  • nice lil lunch <3
  • SHOPPING WITH BAE
  • nick looks rly fit
  • i cant beleive harry brought him the goddamn shoes
  • i cant belvie how much nick loves them
  • like full on 100% loves them
  • (harry has rly similar shoes too goddamn matchy matchy kids)
  • fast forward to later augugst where
  • NICK AND HARRY GONNA DO A BBC SPECIAL TOGETHER
  • aka Harry Styles at the BBC
  • then like FIVE DAYS AFTER IT WAS ANNOUNCED nick andharry were already up north filming one two three
  • NICK N HARRY LOOKED ADORBALE TOGEHTER
  • nick tweeted about being off air for 3 days and jeff liked it :)
  • in the actual recording harry wears his usual florals  yeh nick actually fucking posted that to his own instagram story what thte fuck i love 2017
  • nick? murder me?
  • ahhh
  • ALSO ANNE AND EILEEN SAT TOGETHER IN THE AUDIENCE HOW FUJCING SWEET WTF
  • and THATS basically it for the past couple of months? there was this mention the other day but apart from that!
  • EDIT: I FUCKING FORGOT TO ADD THAT HARRY COVERED WILD THOUGHTS IN THE BBC RADIO ONE LIVE LOUNGE which: what the Fuck

anyway I LOVE YOU I MISS YOU IM SORRY THIS IS A MESS HOPE UR DOIN OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

virgil would kick ur ass in mario kart bc he plays it way too often. he’d say his favourite track was bowser’s castle or smth but it’s actually like,, maple treeway or toad circuit. his character of choice is metal mario, bowser or dry bones

roman would SAY he’d kick ur ass in mario kart and then virgil plays against him and roman d ie s. his favourite track is royal raceway and character of choice is daisy bc she isn’t s OFT like the other royalty

logan would have good tactics w items and be rly good at battle mode bc it’s not about going fast, his favourite track would be tick tock clock or toad turnpike, and charcter of choice his mii because he’s boring

patton would be technically very good but never shoot his blue and red shells bc he’d feel bad for whoever was in front of him and talk about how everyone should be having a fun time and being hit w items isn’t fun. his fave track is the n64 rainbow road bc it’s calm and p easy (NOT THE MK8 VERSION THAT’S A TRAITOR). character of choice is peach, lakitu, yoshi or toad

anonymous asked:

You ever notice that people only ever talk about how a show is slipping when it's not currently airing? Not saying its bad but I feel most people just get tired of waiting and the impatience turns into intolerance of faults? I'm curious of your thoughts of this because you've been on Tungle dot hell the longest of anyone I follow and was curious if this is just a recent thing in the last few years, or even if it's not a thing at all and I am just trying to justify faults and hate.

yeah id say thats pretty accurate

like cuz all the hype dies down for a bit & people start goin “heh it wasnt THAT good.. i mean ….. im cool.. i dunno… heh everyone getting excited about it is kinda foolish and dumb actually? like it sucks, the thing is bad… its rly stupid heh…” and then hteres new content and everyones hype about the thing

its not just steven universe it was like that kinda w homestuck too, after the initial “OMG pause insanity XD everyone make WACKY NEW AU’s!!! WE’RE GOIN LOOPY OVER HERE HAHA”, a lot of subsequent pauses where stuff generally just died down kinda became ppl who read the comic starting to act ‘above it all’ by talkin abt how bad it was and how embarrassing everyone is and then, ykno, itd update again and ofc they went right back into it just like everyone else

anonymous asked:

Heyo~ Its Stars Anon here ! Like I said yesterday, todays request is gonna be kind of an angst one (???) So, how would the RFA + V + Saeran help MC get out of an unwanted abusive relationship? Sorry if its a bit much but I crave angst mk. Anyways I hope you have a good day/night ! Be safe and stay positive ! (Lolol thats becoming my catchphrase i guess) -Stars Anon<3

Stars Anon, I like,,, really like this request. I don’t know why, but I got so excited when I read this. i think its cause i need to practice my angst so let’s go! (⌐■_■) look its a V emoji

thanks for the daily request! good night/day to you too, and stay safe as well!! (i think it is lol <333) 

this got hella long;;; EDIT: but i rly liked this one so..i took off the cut…whoops

 v and saeran are here!  [tw: violence, abuse, language, unhealthy relationships smh] 


zen

  • zen was highkey upset when they learned that mc was taken already
  • but as long as they were happy, well, he was too 
  • they did grow close, though! the two of them were good friends
  • zen actually met the person mc was dating 
  • they seemed nice and seemed to have a connection to mc
  • but he’d be lying if he said that it didn’t hurt a little
  • mc’s date mate kissed them in front of zen once and wow did that sting  
  • but one night, zen heard a knock on his door. and he was so confused because it was past midnight
  • he opened the door to find mc, crying and with a developing black eye 
  • automatically brought them inside and had them sit on the couch
  • “mc! are you alright? no, that was stupid, what happened? who hurt you?” 
  • they can’t answer through their tears at first so zen kneels in front of them and wipes them gently 
  • “take your time..i’m right here, mc. you can tell me anything”
  • they manage to choke out that their date mate hit them during a fight
  • zen was shocked. their date mate did that? they hit mc? 
  • what he wanted to do, was get up and punch mc’s date mate right then 
  • but he focused on mc first. pulled them into a hug and offered them to stay the night 
  • once they stopped crying, zen brought them an ice pack and some tea
  • zen told them they had to get out of that relationship, but mc refused at first 
  • “mc. they hit you.” “I know zen, but I can’t leave them..I shouldn’t even be here right now. oh my god, this is all my fault-”
  • “how is this your fault, mc? babe, you did nothing wrong.” “Don’t call me that! Please..don’t” they yelled that first part, which surprised zen 
  • he was about to ask, but there was a bang on his door 
  • mc yelped, sitting back on the couch. “they found me…” 
  • oh now zen is Angry. he opened the door and found mc’s date mate
  • “I know they’re in there! Give them back to me, right now. I wasn’t done with them.” mc is shaking in the back
  • zen, however, stood his ground. “how about you fuck off. mc isn’t going anywhere”
  • they punch zen (!) mc yelled out for him when they saw him stumble back 
  • zen is quick to recover though and punches them in return, harder. 
  • he manages to get them out of his house, but goes back to mc with a face worse than theirs
  • “zen! you shouldn’t have done that, I’m so sorry!” 
  • “they won’t bother you anymore, mc. you don’t have to apologize.”
  • “but-” “how about instead of apologizing, you stay with me instead?” “…i’d like that”

yoosung

  • yoosung was happy just having mc as a friend, at first
  • but then he developed a crush on them, which would’ve been fine and all, but they were already dating! 
  • he thought he was cursed for a few hours tbh 
  • unlike zen, yoosung never met mc’s date mate, but he’s heard stories 
  • mc smiles every time they tell those stories, so he tries to smile along with them, but it’s hard
  • and it was getting harder, but today was the day yoosung was supposed to meet mc’s date mate. he was going to go over to mc’s so they could all have lunch
  • when he got there, however, they were arguing.
  • “why do we have to have his kid over? I’m sure he just wants to get in your pants. And you’re gonna let him, aren’t you?” an unfamiliar voice. “of course not! yoosung is my friend..” mc’s voice 
  • “you don’t need friends! you’re dating me. I’m all you need, you whore” 
  • ok yoosung hates language like that, so he knocks on the door
  • mc’s date mate spoke again. “fuck off! you can’t have them, they’re mine.” “i’m sorry yoosung, maybe we can reschedule?” “reschedule my ass”..yoosung kind of lost his patience
  • he takes off his hair clip and picks the lock wow someone’s a badass
  • the door slams open and he can see mc flinch, but their date mate stands up
  • “mc is coming with me” and mc tries to go over to yoosung, but their date mate pulls them back over “take them from me, if you can” they smirk
  • yoosung knows that he probably can’t fight the person, but there’s something else he can do
  • no one is exactly sure how this happened, but now mc’s date mate is laid on the table, with yoosung holding them there 
  • “let me say this again. mc is coming with me.” “yeah, ok, sure dude.” 
  • yoosung lets them up and goes to take mc’s hand, but then the other person tackles yoosung instead
  • “yoosung!” mc yells out, running after the two of them, trying to get yoosung free
  • they eventually do get him off and mc slaps their date mate(ex date mate now) 
  • they run out and when they’re far enough, mc tells him that stuff like this has happened a lot..
  • yoosung hugged mc and kissed their forehead, “it’s over now, ill protect you”

jaehee

  • jaehee knew that mc was dating someone else, but that was fine, jaehee just wanted mc to be her friend, anyways. r u sure jaehee?
  • things were just fine! they all got along, everything was fine
  • until, out of nowhere, mc started hanging out with jaehee less
  • by now, they haven’t hung out with her in going on 2 weeks
  • jaehee gets a little worried, so she calls mc
  • and they pick up! but she can hear…sniffling?
  • “hey jaehee, sorry I haven’t been over lately” “I’m more worried about you, mc….is everything alright?” “oh, yeah! everything is ok, just..i don’t think i can hang out with you anymore, im so sorry-” 
  • and then mc hung up. well….that was weird
  • jaehee had a feeling there was probably more to this than mc let on
  • so she decided to head over to their place to check on them
  • but they weren’t there. their date mate’s house, then.
  • jaehee knocked on the door, mc’s date mate opened it and crossed their arms. 
  • “what do you want?” “is mc here?” “that’s none of your business” jaehee raised an eyebrow. “as their friend, it is a bit of my business…so they are here” “even if they were, you can’t see them.” 
  • jaehee takes a step forward, mc’s date mate doesn’t move. “mc?” she hears a little noise from inside. oh, they’re in there.
  • “you can’t keep them in here.” she says. “watch me.” they answer
  • “I won’t let you.” jaehee says, “i’d like to see you try.” they say in response
  • and then they spit on jaehee’s face
  • she wastes no time at all and literally flips them out on the ground outside. jaehee walks inside and picks up mc, leaving
  • they go back to jaehee’s apartment and she wraps mc in a blanket with hot chocolate 
  • “mc, love that person did not deserve you. and no one can keep you from doing whatever you like, okay? i’ll make sure of that now”

jumin

  • mc’s date mate showed up to the party
  • mc was talking to jumin while they walked up and pulled mc’s face over to kiss them
  • jumin found that both odd and unneeded, but he didn’t understand couples
  • he also found himself a bit…jealous? except he wouldn’t kiss mc that roughly in public..
  • so it was already off to a bad start 
  • things got really bad, however, when mc’s date mate decided to interrupt an rfa meeting at jumin’s penthouse
  • they made a ruckus. the guards were having trouble because it seemed like they were throwing a temper tantrum
  • mc stayed quiet when the others asked if they wanted their date mate to come in, so jumin decided to check it out
  • when he found mc’s date mate with his guards, they were drunk. it wasn’t even one in the afternoon. 
  • “you fuckers give mc back to me right now.” they said. “do you need them for something important?” he asked. “yeah, I need some sugar. now.” 
  • jumin han is…disgusted. and could only imagine how mc felt. 
  • “we’re in the middle of an important meeting. if you could wait for-” they cut him off. “i don’t wait! i’ll have mc whenever I damn well want mc.” 
  • and now, jumin han has a little brain click and he is angry
  • “hm. well, you can’t have mc at all anymore.” he tells the guards to take them outside, as well as one or two other things
  • but, of course, this drunk asshole decides to punch jumin first 
  • oh, now it’s only fair. jumin punches them back, and they are out. thanks alcohol
  • the guards are surprised, but he tells them he’s fine and to do what they’re told
  • he comes back into the meeting room, everyone but mc really surprised
  • *clears throat* “i’m afraid i ran into mc’s ex..but they’re taken care of”

707 / luciel / saeyoung

  • oh, this one knew about mc’s relationship alright
  • and he knew that their choice in significant others wasn’t the best 
  • he also knew that they needed to get out of that relationship asap 
  • but how to tell them that discretely?
  • turns out, he didn’t need to. 
  • he got a call from mc, which he answered right away 
  • “seven? can you give me a ride?…and stay on the phone with me?” “of course”
  • he put it on speaker, hopped into one of his babe cars, and started driving over to mc 
  • he heard their argument over the phone
  • “you’re not leaving, mc.” “yes I am! I’m done with you cheating on me! i’m done with you acting like you’re sorry about it and then doing it again!” 
  • saeyoung was proud of them for that
  • “but, babe…you know i love you, i couldn’t live without you. i’m nothing without you.”  mc made a sound, one that sounded like they were believing that
  • “that’s bullshit, mc. and you know that. i’m almost there.” he said 
  • “don’t listen to that stupid redhead, mc. i’m in love with you…you’ve helped me with so much..i’m getting better, love”
  • saeyoung was two minutes away. “i…seven, hurry” 
  • he pushed the gas harder. “be walking outside.” 
  • he could tell mc was doing what he said, they were moving. “let go of me!” they yelled, presumably because that ass was holding them back.
  • seven pulled up, got out of the car, and took mc’s bag, using it to hit their arm off of mc. “watch your back, okay?” was all he said before taking mc with him
  • when they drove off, saeyoung took mc’s hand again. “thank you for calling me..” they sighed, wiping a tear away. “i knew you could take care of me..”

anonymous asked:

how would daniel comfort you when you're sad? can you pls write it in the bullet point scenario form pls i love your writing!!

  • you’re always hesitant to call/text him because you’re worried that he’s busy so most of the time you end up bottling it up
  • one day he finally found time and visited you only to find you laying on the couch with an arm over your face with some wet tears staining your cheeks and you just looked so…..vulnerable and weak
  • “hey babe? are you all right?” and immediately after he said that he was like dammit kang daniel of course nOT
  • you sat up so that he could sit next to you on the couch but you didn’t say anything bc like…you rly didn’t want to be a burden to him with your troubles
  • this is where daniel grabs your head and let it rest on his huge busan shoulders
  • he’s actually not TOO good with knowing how to comfort people when they’re sad and usually he’s very forward like “oh screw him he doesn’t matter” 
  • he’s the type to follow logic rather than feelings kind but even though his words may not do the best effect he gives the BEST physical comfort
  • it feels so warm and safe in his arms like everything will be okay as long as you have him
  • your head on his shoulders and his hand gently rubbing your waist….the feeling is so soft and nice
  • he even leaned in to kiss your tears and then tried really hard to not laugh bc that was like some ong-level cheese he did
  • u sniffed and was like babe that was so cheesy and daniel just couldn’t help but laugh a lil and apologize with another kiss on your neck
  • he grabs your hand at this point and asks if you wanna just walk around town and window shop and just have a cute lil you-and-me day
  • daniel: anything else i can do for you babe?
  • you: can i feel your abs
  • daniel:
  • daniel:
  • daniel: sweats
  • you: i was kiDDING
  • in the end you may slowly tell him about what actually happened during the walk
  • daniel may not be the best at using his words to help but he’ll listen attentively and just holding his large busan hands gives you the strength you need to get through whatever it is
  • that and his cute ass bunny smile how can u not feel better knowing that this man has such a cute bunny smile and that it’s all yours 

Originally posted by kngniel

Pokemon Go with EXO

A/N: I’m trying a bit of a different format with this one–lemme know if you guys like/hate it lol


Xiumin:

~never would want to go outside to play pokemon go so you’d always have to drag him outside 

~BUT once you got him outside he would turn into the legend27 and somehow manage to catch a bunch of ridiculously rare pokemon without even trying?

~definitely on team valor and would always brag about how much better his team is than yours (and you couldnt even argue because he’d just beat you in a battle)

Chen:

~always dragging you outside to play with him even if it was straight up storming

~”jongdae theres a LITERAL storm watch going on right now”

~”okay but theres a gym like three streets down though”

~he’d try his best but literally would only catch rattatas which would be followed by a really loud “WAAAEEEEEE”

Baekhyun:

~GOD THIS GUY

~fucking

~he would be so impossible to play with because hes so gOOD????

~which would be frustrating because he doesnt even take the game seriously he just plays casually but somehow has all the best pokemon?

~and he would always laugh at you when you caught ANOTHER caterpie like okay thanks for nothing 

Chanyeol:

~he wouldn’t actually care about the game at all whatsoever but because you were so into it he definitely would be too

~would try really hard to get good pokemon and would choose whichever team you were on

~honestly just rly cute about the whole thing and would buy you matching tshirts with your team name on it

Lay:

~confusion

~???????

~”baobei why does this dog have stripes what do i do with him?”

~”yixing you literally just got growlithe how???”

~would name them all cute names like “max” and “pumpkin”

D.O:

~team mystic fer sure

~not really into it, doesn’t really understand the point of it but humors you nonetheless

~fast forward to a week later and somehow he has like twenty charmanders and is the leader of his team

~still doesn’t QUITE care enough and ends up deleting the app even though he was like one of the best

Suho:

~this aNGEL is too pure and sweet and just loves playing this game with you and would definitely call you his pikachu

~which isn’t even romantic???

~but shh let him call you that he loves that you love this game and he loves playing it with you

~keeps playing it even after you get rid of it even though he still isn’t quite sure how to even evolve his pokemon

Kai:

~not really super into the game himself but enjoys watching you wander around aimlessly so he’d definitely accompany you to search for pokemon

~probably has like five hundred pidgeys 

~but he refuses to get rid of them because “they have feelings too, jagi”

~he names half of them lyrics from EXO songs and the other half super immature and inappropriate names and then giGGLES like crazy when he shows you

Sehun:

~team valor team valor team vaLOR

~caught a geodude once so he thinks he’s basically the best thing to happen to pokemon go

~despite the fact that you beat him every time you two battle

~his favorite and most powerful pokemon are named after his members

~which is super endearing but don’t tell him that because he’ll get all defensive and say its not a big deal

~(its a big deal)

oKAY SO when i first created this blog i was just getting back into writing (bc of b99 ahhh the inspo) and i was like y’know it’d be so cute to post my first b99 fic as like a present when i reached 100 followers! (bc im milestone trash) but i didn’t plan for y’all to? think im interesting? bc i’ve only written 1k words total but already surpassed my goal by like 200% sO INSTEAD while i get my act together pls enjoy some random domestic peraltiago headcanons (yay!)

  • so okay hear me out but, like, spa nights
    • like it starts off so simply like maybe every other week amy just likes to use a lil simple face mask bc skin care is important jake and he like teases her a bit bc you look like a zombie arrrghh but maybe after a couple times he’s just rly curious and asks if he can try it too and it becomes a routine thing
    • but then after a few months jake’s like hey! look at these other cool skin things i bought! and amy’s so confused but she goes with it bc okay its nice just sitting in front of the tv with jake while he complains about the lack of cucumbers no jake that’s not - okay fine whatever i’ll get cucumbers next time
      • he just eats all the cucumber slices
    • and eventually it progresses to like full on spa nights (at least that’s what jake calls them) whenever they have free time in the evenings and they aren’t too busy
  • and because i rly like routine things: baking nights!
    • ok so its canon amy sucks at all things food and i know some of u think jake is a good cook but honestly i find nothing funnier than both of them being absolutely terrible (i mean jake actually might be good but he just doesn’t rly care about cooking and never tried to learn sooo)
    • but like ok one day amy is like this is ridiculous we need to know how to cook right so she suggests practicing sometime and jake is 100% sure it will end terribly (and that’s 100% of the reason he agrees) and while amy rly wants to make actually healthy meals jake convinces her they should start small and make like cookies
    • so one day they start like right after they get home from work and it seems so easy i mean everyone can make chocolate chip cookies right? no they cant they’re up until 3am trying to get it right and jake’s having the time of his life bc amy’s covered head to toe in random cookie ingredients and she’s adorable but amy is livid (which is also rly cute until she rips an oven mitt in half and then its terRIFYING)
    • anyway jake convinces her to try again somehow (ok he kissed her until she forgot what she was agreeing to) and its not as often as spa nights but its definitely a Thing now and they’ve made approximately 3 cookies that were almost good so like that’s progress right yes amy’s doing it bc of the progress not bc of how happy jake is every time no of course not
  • oops this got long quickly okay i’ll end on a short one so anyway nothing is sacred to these competitive nerds theyre constantly hiding random objects around their house i mean it started off innocently enough with jake just sticking a mug on top of the tv for the lols but then it turns into a full fledged war but its still casual until jake hides amy’s keys and she’s late to work bc now there are Rules and its all very intense and has caused several arguments
    • also one time it accidentally spread to the precinct and caused a slight epidemic that everyone is too scared to mention ever again
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