my review of justice league a few minutes before i pass out:
- definitely go see it not sober. it’s so funny not sober. i probably wouldn’t have laughed otherwise except at a few surprisingly good jokes in there.
- i’m glad they actually owned the fact that superman is a godmodding piece of shit that everyone hates because he can do fuckall whatever.
- i hate that these movies constantly forget that lazarus pits exist and don’t even bring it up as an option before doing anything else but that’s a personal pet peeve
- cheesy but good harmless fun. i think kids will like it a lot, there’s a good amount of every hero and the amazons are cool as fuuuuuuuck.
- batman was useless the entire movie but that’s fair.
- ezra miller is… beautiful. and there’s so much of him in it. that’s what i paid for a ticket for anyway, so i got my money’s worth in that respect.