it was a long time coming tbh

Musicals as Restaurants

Please take these with a grain of salt!

Hamilton - Chipotle 

Everyone has heard of it, even when there’s controversy around it people still go, and it’s undeniably ethnic but white girls love it.

Phantom of the Opera - McDonald’s

It’s the first example that comes to mind, has been running for a long, long time, and is of questionable quality.

Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812 - That One Weird Place 

Your friend swears that it’ll take off, but then it actually does?? And you thought no one liked it two months ago!

Dear Evan Hansen - Liquid Nitrogen Ice Cream Stores

Whoa this is sooooooo edgy!!! Definitely not done before!!!! Who’s heard of musicals about teen angst?? (But tbh you love it anyway)

Wicked - Burger King

Like McDonald’s, but not as old, good, or popular.

Feel free to add more!

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It’s not like they’re breaking up

Okay, guys. Yes, the end of the episode was angsty. It was supposed to be taken like that. It was the second to last episode, after all. But we knew this was coming.

We never got to know what was coming after that “and…” (thanks, Yurio). We still don’t know. But I highly doubt this is about Yuuri’s personal relationship with Victor.

Victor is basically saying here that he wants them to keep together. I don’t think Yuuri would have reacted to his words like that if he wanted them apart. And yes, he had made a decision that would end up their coach-skater relationship, which is contrary to Victor’s wishes. It’s taken a long time for him to tell Victor (I was expecting this in episode 10 tbh).

And, again, yes, you could interpret that “and…” as him telling Victor to go back to Russia.

But even if you take it like that, it doesn’t necessarily mean they would be breaking up or being separated.

Yuuri has been considering retiring as a skater all throughout the series. Personally, I wouldn’t like him to do so, because I think he’s getting a lot from this season, which was about him finding again his love for skating. But still, him retiring is a possibility, especially if he’s telling Victor to quit being his coach. Which means that the fact that Victor stops being his coach doesn’t necessarily mean that Yuuri’s moving on without him.

Then again, I don’t think them breaking up is even a possibility. What’s more, we still haven’t seen Victor’s reaction to Yuuri’s decision, and considering the preview of the last episode, I wouldn’t say he’s happy with it.

In fact, I wouldn’t even say that Yuuri himself is really happy about the idea.

This is something they’re really going to need to talk about. Also, Yuuri may have his own plans, but Victor’s are just as important. This is not going to be just about Yuuri. This is going to be a decision made between the two.

blessed image………………come back ancestors fandom i miss u 

tbh the happiest time of my life was when this art blog was 90% dolorosa so i think it’s kind of sweet that i would be drawing her again. i looked at the dates of some of my favorite hs pages today and i started having heart palpitations

It’s actually upsetting watching Cami Voorhees do choreography that is too easy for her.

nagisia-deactivated20161223  asked:

Part 3 of that tattoo!Kuroo and the flower shop girl where they go on the date to the coffee shop and afterwards he walks her to her apartment and kisses her. I'm a big fan of this AU tbh

Whew! It’s been a long time in coming, but here’s part three to the Tattoo Artist AU! The links are down below for part one and two. I’m so happy that you like this idea and I hope you continue to do so. <3

Part one is here.

Part two is here.


The fairy lights strung up around the quaint coffee shop emitted a soft glow, bathing the scene in a cozy glow that much resembled the changing autumn sky just outside the window. It smelled of vanilla and caramel, a scent that soothed out the nerves that assaulted your body. There wasn’t a valid reason as to why you were nervous to be going on a date with Kuroo, the facts were simple; He liked you, and you as well. But the very fact that he could send your heart fluttering with a simple glance was more than enough reason to work you up.

A tall figure emerged through the doors of the cafe, a brilliant smile working it’s way from his eyes to his lips as he spotted you. “Hello, Princess. I hope I didn’t keep you waiting too long.”

You could practically see the growing blush staining your cheeks at the term, but brushed it away in fear of embarrassing yourself anymore. “Not at all, I was simply enjoying the atmosphere. Did you want to order something? I heard they have really good frappachinos.” 

Kuroo leaned forward, hands coming to rest underneath his chin as he gazed at you. “I’ll let you decide. I trust that you’ll make a good choice.” He teased, sending a wink your way. You only hoped he would like it as you spent an inordinate amount of time trying to gauge his taste in coffee.

He thanked the waitress as she set down your drinks before he glanced at you, raising the cup to his lips. “Let’s see if you passed the test.” You waited with bated breathe as he blew across the cup to cool it before bringing it to his lips. He took a sip and you watched his facial expression, hoping to tell if he liked it. Unfortunately, the tattoo artist had perfected the skill of holding a poker face, keeping you at the edge of your seat. “That’s actually really good. How did you know I like my coffee sweet?”

A breath you didn’t realise you were holding slowly slipped out before you shrugged at him with a bashful expression. “Lucky guess, I suppose.”


The man watched as your eyes lit up, coming closer ever so slightly as he retold stories of his volleyball days. He loved the way you were so actively engaged in the story, nodding your head every so often and even adding your own commentary. 

“To be honest, I could definitely see you being a volleyball player, you have the thighs for it.” The statement had left your mouth before you comprehended what you had even said, hands flying up to cover your mouth as you stared at him with wide eyes. What possessed you to say such a thing? “I am so sorry, I have no idea why-”

A sly smirk overtook his expression as he let the words sink into his mind. You were shy, that was no secret, but to hear you say such a veracious comment about his thighs had him grinning ear to ear. He briefly wondered what else would slip out. “It seems like I’m getting to know another side of you, ____. What else have you been thinking about while I’ve been sitting here?” He teased and you could feel yourself flush even more.

You busied yourself with the drink in front of you, eagerly taking a sip in hopes to wash down the embarrassment that was threatening to consume you whole. “I-it’s not like that at all, I just…” Trailing off, you refused to meet Kuroo’s gaze.

He only sent out a hearty laugh, a hand coming to intertwine with yours. He was going to kill you before the night’s end. “You’re so cute, did you know that?” 


Hours were spent at the cafe, joking and chatting with one another as you shared a slice of marble cake. It was safe to admit that you had strong feelings for the artist. No man was ever as easy to talk to as him. He didn’t make you feel uncomfortable or obligated to speak, he was perfectly content with sitting in silence when had reach your speech quota. Kuroo was honestly a wonderful man that you hoped to have the pleasure of seeing again.

The sun felt warm on your back against the cooling air, subconsciously stepping closer to your date as you walked in the direction of your apartment. “I don’t think I told you this, but the tattoos that you created with my drawings were beautiful. If I wasn’t too afraid, I’d get one myself.” You admitted, inwardly flinching at the mention of needles. 

He laughed, squeezing your shoulder comfortingly. “I’d be more than happy to give you your first tattoo when you’re ready. I promise to make it as painless as possible.”

“I’ll think about it, but don’t bet on it.” You came to a halt in front of the building, sending a shy glance up to the taller male. “I guess this is goodbye.”

“Don’t act like this is the last time you’ll see me. I’d like to see you again if you’d let me.”

You could feel your stomach fill with figurative butterflies, more than happy to see him again. “I’d love that.” Your response was short and sweet, but it made Kuroo smile even more.

He leaned in slowly, golden hues fluttering shut as he grew closer. You nearly squeaked but held it in, this was what you wanted, and you weren’t going to let your shyness ruin the moment. You closed your eyes as his soft lips met your own in a gentle exchange, filled with tenderness that only he could muster. All too soon his warmth had disappeared, and you found yourself locking onto his gaze once more.

“I’ll call you soon, ____.” The man was already turning away, almost with a slight bounce in his step. God, he was wonderful. 

You weren’t sure how long you stood outside the apartment gazing dreamily at where he once stood before you suddenly remembered an important detail. He still hadn’t returned the sketchbook! At least that was one more excuse to see him again.

I’m Right

Summary: There’s this boy who wears black, including a ring on the middle finger of his right hand, and he’s starting to grow tired because all his friends and family talk about is him meeting his soulmate. What they don’t know is that he’s never going to be able to love his soulmate like they want him to.

Warnings: Acephobia, arophobia, self-hate, alcohol, swearing. I think that’s it. Dan freaks out a lot. Generally quite a lot of angst. 

Word count: 5,285

Disclaimer: I’m ace, but I don’t know if I’m aro, so I’m not claiming this is how all aro/ace people feel. Fuck, I don’t feel like this at all, I’m pretty happy with my sexuality. I don’t really get angsty about it, I’m generally quite proud of how I identify. I just imagine that, seeing as our own society is already kinda shit when it comes to this,  in a universe like this soulmate!AU, being aroace would feel kinda shitty, so I exaggerated Dan’s emotions a lot, so uh, yeah. I hope you like it.

A/N: Very much inspired by this fic (warning: mentions of non-con) and this fic (i v much recommend both)

(And hey, just remember that I love you, no matter what your identity is. Nothing is wrong with you, aight? You’re a pretty cool person.)

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anonymous asked:

Well im not like every pianist who start when they were 5 because i started to play when i was 14 and now im 15, i went to learning how to read to playing beethoven pathetique sonata (in four months tho)

tbh the tone of this ask rubs me the wrong way a bit?? like it comes off a bit as the ubiquitous “oh i’m not like other girls, i’m better” thing (you know what i’m talking about). i also feel like this is a bit of a combination of showing off, and putting down those of us who have worked hard over long periods of time to get to where we are now.

i’m not saying that your achievements aren’t commendable. i certainly wasn’t ready to play beethoven’s sonata op.13 when i’d been playing for four months - not quite even when i’d been playing for four years - and i’m not even sure that i could learn the entire thing now within four months. i do, however, ask that you consider that playing high level rep might not be an accurate sign of good, solid technique. i’ve met many people who, for various reasons, were rushed through the basics in order to be made ~prodigies~ and to play hella advanced stuff. in reality, though, they were rushed through almost everything and their technique is flimsy at best, but they’re hailed as prodigies. that may be good at the time, but solid basics and good technique will carry you further than talent and early knowledge of advanced repertoire ever will.

most adjudicators/judges that i’ve come across will appreciate playing easier stuff well than struggling with difficult stuff. one of the first things you lose when you play repertoire that’s too much of a challenge is musicality, and what does music like beethoven’s sonatas depend on, if it doesn’t depend on expression and musicality?

that being said, if you indeed can play that sonata well, and have started from scratch and done that well in four months, then you deserve to be applauded. just try not to rub it in other people’s faces like that, okay? forgive me for the doubt, though, as i’ve encountered lots of people who just say that they can play stuff just to show off but really can barely play it.

i’m sorry if i’m interpreting this ask wrong and coming off as an asshole but i have a lot of emotions on this matter bc of stuff that i’ve encountered in the past regarding my (and other people’s) piano abilities.

thanks

EXO Theory Pt. 3 - MAMA 2016

Part 1 - Kyungsoo as Omnipresent | Part 2 - It’s all a dream.. | Part 4 - Baekhyun

I know, I take a long ass time to update these, but tbh I’ve been very busy. However, watching the new MV and the VCR for MAMA 2016 has been making me think a lot more about this stupid overarching plot that EXO seem to be showing through their MVs. I hate them tbh… =/

Anyway, the order of the MVs with new things included (imo) go as such:

MAMA/History/What Is Love - Miracles in December - Romantic Universe - MAMA 2016 VCR - Lucky One - Overdose - Love Me Right - Wolf/Growl - Lotto - Coming Over  -  Pathcodes/Call Me Baby - Monster  - Sing For You - MAMA 2016 Performance.

(Note: I moved Pathcodes/Call Me Baby from after Love Me Right to before Monster because I slightly changed my mind over something I haven’t actually covered in these theory posts yet. It also fits better here with revisions concerning the new stuff!)

So, I’m sure a lot of people have theories about the MAMA stuff because it was confusing and definitely story oriented. I’ve split the VCR and performance stuff (collars and ending lights going out) up as I think they’re separate. I’ll explain why!

Anyway, let’s start with the VCR. For me, the VCR is set very early on in the story. The reason I think this is because of the setting and what happens. First thing I noticed watching the VCR were the chess pieces and trees in the background:

The chess pieces have 2 possible interpretations imo. Either 1) they represent that the members are mere pieces in a larger game or 2) because the chess pieces are white and the people (inc. EXO) are in black, that they are in opposition to the forces at play. Personally, I would suggest it’s a bit of both. The trees, I’m not entirely sure what they exactly represent, but trees are a significant piece in EXO’s storyline so I would think they have some link to the Tree of Life perhaps - or at least are a visual representation of something linking the two.

Next, the guy with the red eye goes through the thing and doesn’t get a collar. The red eye I would think is very obviously eluding to the Red Forces, so it seems like they don’t need a collar. The next person to go through is deemed human and does get a red collar. And the checker writes a character under the ‘Human’ tab: 正 which (if Google translate is correct) means ‘positive’. 

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So, I know I just did a follow forever not long ago but I just feel the need to do one again. 2016, has without a doubt been one of the shittiest years in existence…but…we made it!!! and I certainly would not have stayed sane without all of you here tbh.

My life has changed so much over the last year from finally graduating college and getting my life just a little bit on track, to getting a full-time well paying job, and all the other messy and stressful shit that comes along with it, but, it’s been so so so so so worth it. I honestly would not have been able to do it without most of you here. When I felt like I had no one else to turn to or when I had a bad day/week/month you guys were always here to offer me kind words, advice, or to just make me laugh or swoon with your posts. 

So I guess this is just a little post to show much I really appreciate all of you. I hope you all have safe and happy holiday/christmas, and if you don’t celebrate the holidays than I hope you have a wonderful start to the new year! I hope 2017 is kinder to all of us ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)


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Police Officer!Jungkook

prompt: you’re speeding and you get pulled over by this guy… what do you do?

  • you speed a lot, it’s a total vice and a habit you’ve been trying to curb since you started driving
  • so it’s not fully a surprise when you get pulled over by an officer at 10 pm as you’re driving home from work
  • but actually, it is, but we’ll get into that later
  • it’s raining and the visibility is terrible, but, surprise surprise, you are not driving too badly!
  • however, you get pulled over by an officer who seems to be sitting in the best place for a speed trap
  • and this officer, who doesn’t look a day over five yeaRS OLD, has the audacity ,,, to pull you over after you’ve just broken up with your terrible boyfriend (it was a long time coming but it still hurts) and tbh you’re crying a lil bit
  • to add insult to injury, you were only going 5 miLES OVER THE SPEED LIMIT like honestly who iS HE
  • and he’s a rookie cop, and it’s probably his first day on the job, and it’s raining and he’s so nervous
  • he doesn’t know what do to bc he’s the golden maknae and everyone expects him to know what to do 25/8 so no one told him how to deal with this situation
  • so he kinda just knocks on your window to get you to roll it down and like,,, your mascara wasn’t waterproof that day and you kinda look a mess so you roll the window down super slowly 
  • he just kinda stops and stares and you just cry harder bc it has been a very long day and he is way hotter than your now ex but he is also a 5 year old™ who thinks going 5 mph over the speed limit is a crime
  • so like he obviously asks for your license and registration after introducing himself as “Officer Jeon” but he kinda chills out when he sees that you’re literally crying your eyes out
  • “what’s wrong is a speeding ticket that bad bc I can just give you a warning just please stop crying I don’t know the protocol for this
  • he legit buzzes into his radio like “this is officer jeon and I’m on speed patrol and there’s this crying lady (lowkey gorgeous but that’s not the point rn) and I have no idea what to do”
  • and police chief min yoongi just sighs and replies “kook… please we’re trying to catch a Very Bad Man™ rn just figure something out”
  • and so basically kook just stands there and is like “ok I’m not going to give you a traffic ticket bc first of all I don’t have a supervising officer with me and I only pulled you over bc your car is super dope and I wanted to know where you bought it”
  • “but in hindsight that was a bad plan bc you’re crying I seem to have fucked up”
  • “so I gotta blast”
  • so he jumps on this cop motorcycle that seems to have appeared out of nowhere and blasts right outta there
  • so the next evening you’re in the elevator at your apartment building after having spent a long day at work shit talking about your ex with your boss, who is also surprisingly one of your best friends
  • (your boss is coincidentally min yoogi, yes you are a cop and you seemed to have forgotten that fact when you got pulled over)
  • and so apparently officer jeon lives in your building (on the same floor in fact) and is in the elevator with you
  • and he’s just like “omg a girl?? the crying girl from last night? what do?”
  • so you say “oh yeah you’re officer jeon? sorry I freaked on you last night haha I was having a bad day but if you were wondering, I talked to yoongi, and he straight up laughed at the situation last night”
  • and he’s like yoongi… I don’t know a yoongi, who is this crazy girl talking about… and then he puts it together that you mean poLICE CHIEF MIN YOONGI???
  • and he’s like lowkey afraid how do you know his boss??? r u the girlfriend?? 
  • spoiler alert: you aren’t
  • but he basically runs off bc he’s highkey afraid of you
  • but as you continue to run into him in the elevator, you guys begin to chat
  • he doesn’t know that you are basically yoongi’s right hand man, as you work in the drug department of the police, in fact your partner is min’s girlfriend that jeon lowkey thought you were for a bit
  • and so you somehow swing the hours of a traffic cop but the job of a detective it’s pretty sweet if you do say so yourself
  • so one day you’re out in your undercover vehicle with your partner doing a drug bust and you’re speeding over to the scene of the crime
  • and guess who fuckin pulls u over for speeding
  • officer mcfreaking jeon and no one told him you guys are officers, because first of all, he’s brand new, and second of all, everyone loves to mess with the kid because he is just so gullible
  • it’s kinda a joke within the department that he keeps pulling over his senior officers without knowing it (believe me it has happened more than once)
  • and so when he comes to knock on the window, you’re like “sorry jeon we don’t have time for this” so you and your partner flash your badges blast outta there
  • and he’s just stood there frozen like “how did I not know about this???”
  • and he, coincidentally, is on the way to the bust bc the police department is short staffed and he has been asked to help out
  • and somehow you, after all of your years of experience working drugs and dangerous situations, find yourself standing on a pressurized explosive in the meth lab you were investigating
  • there’s no time to call the bomb squad as the countdown is running low and just as you think you are about to perish, officer muscle pig jeon runs in, picks you up off the explosive, and runs like hell outta there
  • five seconds after you escape, the meth lab blows up and you would have died had he not been so fast, but surprise, his other talent is running like naruto at supersonic speeds
  • however, he is not immune to explosive blasts and the strength of the blast knocks him over
  • somehow you end up sprawled across his body
  • and somehow along the way you have fallen for his good looks, conversations, and general naive idiocy
  • so you lean over and kiss the boy impulsively, but you have no regrets bc the boy kisses you back, I mean, you’re beautiful and intelligent, and a strong leading lady
  • so you eventually become one of the closest knit couples at the precinct and everyone lowkey hates you for being such a mushy couple
  • the end!

hannibalsmurderbasement  asked:

which oc is your favorite to draw rn? also, also, also, I've been slowly reading through your entire OC page, because you have awesome characters??? (So many! So good! Wow!) And I just wanted to ask- when you design characters, how long does it take before their stealing the stylus and running away with it themselves? They're all so varied and gorgeous, I can't imagine even half of them being obedient characters?

no one will ever overtake my sweet angel baby (.png) as the Best and Most Beloved of my children

uh!! usually visuals come first tbh! or they come alongside a vague urge of like “i want a character to fill this trope or who has this characteristic.” things snowball from there pretty naturally. i never really know who they are until i write them, though. all the pre-planning in the world doesn’t mean shit once i actually get an rp churning (shoutouts to @labelphegor @carotiid & @gneerly for being my most gracious and holy muses). my ocs are never obedient…

nyanjumin  asked:

Since there's not a route yet (come on Cheritz), any headcanons for dating Saeran?

i’m not too confident with saeran, but i tried my best!! i, too, dearly hope he gets his own route too tbh -will

  • saeran would be pretty clueless, as your relationship would be his first. he wouldn’t know things like how long to wait before holding your hand, or whether he should kiss you on the first date, and he would probably overcomplicate things.
  • he would definitely want to take things slow with you, as some things could get overwhelming for him at times. if you were dating saeran, you would have to be incredibly patient with him, and take it one milestone at a time. this also means that if you held his hand one day, he may not be willing to do so the next day.
  • he would feel incredibly lucky to have a partner, especially one who was so sweet and patient with him. he would be incredibly thankful towards you, and may not voice this a lot, but would show it through his actions, whether this be a small smile given to you, or a compliment on something such as your eye colour.
  • saeran would try to be gentlemanly to his significant other, just using small gestures. he would open the door for you, or give you his coat whenever it was cold out. the last thing he’d want you to believe is that he’s mean or harsh.
  • as the relationship progresses, saeran would grow to love holding his s/o in his arms. he would adore prolonged hugs, and soft cuddles, and falling asleep wrapped around each other. it would make him feel warm and safe.
thoughts
  1. tbh this has been a long time coming, we’ve been outplayed in many matches this season (e.g. celta, atleti, athletic, sevilla) and it was a combination of us scoring + luck + poor finishing from opponents that prevented us from losing with an ugly scoreline. today, all 3 of these were absent. hence.
  2. i’m honestly at a loss to explain why this happened. how did we, from a 6-0 thrashing of alaves, get humiliated this badly by psg? how come i felt as if i were watching two different teams altogether? only the players can answer that.
  3. don’t hold too much hope for the return leg. psg will definitely defend like crazy, and honestly we won’t be able to improve so much in the span of a week. just hope we win the return leg and make the aggregate score less depressing.
  4. lucho is definitely leaving at the end of this season. he is obviously exhausted, the media is very antagonistic towards him, fans are getting impatient as well. however, never forget all that lucho did for us. he brought us out of a hopeless situation after 13/14. we should all be grateful for that.

this day was long time coming…. sherlock + korrasami crossover with the dialogue from ~*the tarmac scene*~ to the korra finale! it works as a missing scene ouo

unfortunately, asami avoided fessing up just like sherlock:

sounds like a straight up confession this way though

One of the ironies of the fact that it’s taking me so darn long to finish Anabasis is that the vast majority of my worldbuilding, including Tatooine slave culture, as well as a lot of concepts and themes, were all originally developed for Anabasis…

But they’re appearing in published form in all my other ‘verses first.

So by the time Anabasis does come out, people are gonna read it and be like, “Oh hey, you used that thing from DAV again!” When in fact the exact opposite is true.