it was a joke chill

me: [enjoys my garbage]

some pretentious fuck: excuse me, but that thing you are enjoying has no real intellectual substance and I don’t like it and you are stupid for liking it

me: [enjoys my garbage MORE AGGRESSIVELY]

Reblog to save a ‘Be More Chill’ fans life

some neato stuff about gabriel reyes i felt like putting into list form just cause

  • led the overwatch strike team during the omnic crisis and won
  • is a tactical genius
  • sarcastic af
  • also chill 
  • makes dad jokes in game including such hits as “i work the graveyard shift” and “where’s your holiday spirit?” in his holiday skins
  • likes to pull pranks and have dramatic entrances
  • always smiling in every comic adaption we’ve seen him in
  • took down the entirety of deadlock pretty much by himself
  • took mccree under his wing when he could have just let him go to prison and now we got the cowboy dork we all know and love today
  • also likely had a hand in taking genji under his wing too
  • is a fan of basketball and basketball memes
  • likes costume design and can sew
  • angela ziegler asked him to design the overwatch uniforms once that’s how good he is at that shit
  • 6′1″
  • is the only one to show some compassion for the omnics in the uprising comic even though he led a strike team against them in a fucking war not too long ago
  • is the literal embodiment of the shrug emoji
  • is from LA and probably wears a hoodie in all types of weather because anything below 80 degrees might kill him
  • is sad they cleaned out the pollution in LA and now he coughs because he’s not used to the clean air
  • purposely put mccree in london after blackwatch’s suspension to make jack morrison help out the cause in kings row
  • both he and jack joined the SEP to help stop the omnic crisis—a program which is implied to have been extremely strenuous and probably didn’t have many successful cases
  • has a voice that could melt butter 
  • genuinely cares about his friends and seems pretty upset that overwatch left ana to die
  • knows jack morrison well enough to be able to predict his every move in a fight
  • “no one left behind” line when symmetra puts up a teleporter
  • friendly reaper lines are extremely tactical and also kinda quiet for someone who can jump onto the point and murder an entire team in 3 seconds
  • spares quite a few people during the animated shorts and comics when he could have easily killed them (ana, jack, winston, some of the guards in the infiltration short)

anyway i love gabriel reyes

the signs and why theyre undatable

aries: they think everything is a joke, yet somehow takes everything too damn serious anyway.

taurus: too chill, never chill enough. whatever they’re doing it’s too much of it. expects ppl to take care of them and has the attention span of a goldfish

gemini: everything is a personal attack, can’t lower their standards without feeling like theyre compromising themselves, thinks they’re too smart for their partner

cancer: perpetual crier, always wants to hash out a disagreement RIGHT. NOW. doesn’t know how to give people space to process their own feelings

leo: can’t stop talking about themselves, never considers their partners point of view, intentionally leaves ppl behind if they can’t keep up

virgo: obsessed with perfection, susceptible to criticism, will either be emotionally impenetrable or a mess of feelings

libra: can’t make a decision about a person to save their life, will make a list of pros and cons and never read it, head higher than the throne of god

scorpio: will be petty and play games for no reason, everything is disposable including people, emotes only for The Drama of it all

saggitarius: absent, unavailable, lets their phone battery run out and won’t charge it for 3 days, doesn’t know when the party is over, considers a good morning text to be clingy

capricorn: look up bougie in the dictionary, you’ll find a capricorn, needs constant reassurance but pretends that they don’t, thinks the world is against them

aquarius: demons

pisces: martyr fetishist who cant commit to any one person and carries emotional baggage from the last 6 relationships. lowkey evil when they sense the end of a relationship and makes everyone think it’s your fault

  • Them: You know that the relationship validation thing between Batman and the Joker in the LEGO Batman movie was one big joke right?
  • Me: Yeah, yeah of course I do.
  • Them: ...
  • Me: ...But it was still really gay, right?
  • Them: Oh yeah, no, it was totally gay. Like I'm kind of surprised they didn't kiss in the end.
Normal ask meme

Nothing odd here, just some normal asks.

1. Where did you hide the body?

2. Favorite rock?

3. Worst dream you ever had?

4. Answer this with a lyric from the first song that comes to your mind

5. Does blood make you uncomfortable?

6. Even numbers or Odd numbers?

7. Something you hate that you love?

8. The first initial of someone you hate?

9. Make up an Acrostic for the word “Exsanguinate”

10. Do you enjoy corndogs?

11. Favorite movie from the year 2005?

12. Least favorite music genre?

13. Have any terrible restaurant experiences?

14. Three things that you would never want to come near you?

15. What is the worst way for you to die? (In your opinion)

16. any unsual habits?

17. One emoji that you probably have never used?

18. Write a three sentence horror story about a gatorade bottle.

19. Do you know what old bay is?

20. Can you dance?

21. What first comes to mind when you see rope?

22. Make an obscure reference

23. What is your favorite color for a balloon?

24. If you were ever to got court, would you most likely be innocent or guilty?

25. Are you hungry?

26. Do you have an unlucky number?

27. What does “JMD” stand for?

28. Random Inside joke?

29. What sends chills up your spine?

30. How many questions are currently in your inbox?

31. Someone (real) who scares you? 

32. Run or Hide?

33. Who is the last person who made you angry?

34. What’s going on in your head?

35. One little thing that makes you smile?

36. Are you a decisive person?

37. Would people describe you as a paranoid person?

38. What store would you be the least likely to be found in?

39. Do you like hats? If so, what’s your favorite type?

40. Bowties or Ties?

41. Who?

42. What?

43. Where?

44. When?

45. Why?

46. How?

47. Do you collect anything?

48. What time is it?

49. Favorite mode of transportation?

50. Would you ever kill someone to save someone else?

51. Make a joke

52. .eserver ni gnihtemos etirW

53. Would your dash be considered SFW?

54. Do you like to cuddle?

55. What makes you angry?

56. How many voices are in your head?

57. Do you consider yourself mentally stable?

58. Are you easily offended?

59. What’s wrong with taking the backstreets?

60. Any questions you want people to ask you?