it was 5 for some reason

hidden-daydreamers  asked:

For the family Sheith Au has Lance ever tried being a beauty guru? Like Shiro and Keith allow him to post videos to YouTube and his channel get gets popular?? Like a teen boy who gives good advice and does his makeup and outfits so good??? Lance would probably get overwhelmed knowing this was his thing™ and that people honestly like him

[The Voltron Family] It was no secret in the family that Lance liked using beauty products. He had to get rid or at least hide those pimples one way or another, right? It was Daddy Shiro who, of course, advised him which products would be good to use that could not be harmful to him. He was a doctor after all, it was his thing.

Then his friends noticed how on earth he was taking such good care of his skin. To which he just jokes around “Oh, well, genes. Plus, my Dad’s a doctor and he keeps track of our health. So, he told me to use this product.” His friends told him he should post a video about it on YouTube.

He felt the need to ask permission though from his parents for some reason. They said it was okay as long as it didn’t affect his studies. And that was how he started his channel wherein he gave beauty tips and advises on good combos for outfits. He didn’t expect he’d get a lot of subscribers and receive such kind comments. So he continued.

His recent live video was trending and became the most viewed in less than 5 hours. 

Make Up Time with My Dad
Lancelotofmakeup 
50.4M views - 4 hours ago

“Today, I have a special guest,” Lance said at the start of the video. “I know I don’t usually have a guest but I thought it would be fun to have one. So, anyway. I have two amazing Dads. One’s a neurosurgeon and another is an author.” He paused to smile. “You might have read a book or two of his. One of them will join me for this thing and I’m pretty excited.” He looked away behind the camera and waved over, “C’mon, Daddy Keith. This is your cue.”

breathewithfire: omg he still calls him daddy lol
anthonyly: Y’all no shame. I still call mine daddy too and I’m 19 so stfu

His Dad sat down beside him on couch in the living room. He looked at the camera nervously and made an awkward wave. “Hi.”

sherlyholmes: HOLY SHIT THAT CANT BE YOUR DAD
dragonsbeforemurder: He looks so young??????? Is that normal??????
Danica Wells: He is such a cutie. <3
spideyforlife: I’m having this weird tingly feeling in my nether regions 
keithisthebest: GUYS GUYS THAT’S KEITH SHIROGANE. BEST SELLING AUTHOR OF SO MANY BOOKS. WHAT THE HELL LANCE YOU DIDN’T TELL US YOU’RE A SHIROGANE?! I FEEL BETRAYED. Tell your Daddy i’m a fan!
clarrisemel: Oh wow. I didn’t know he was gay. Love his series!
keithisthebest: He’s ace. He’s been very open about it. Fucking Legend. 

Lance laughed at the live comment section. “Whoa, guys! Calm down! But yes, I’m the son of Keith Shirogane. Sometimes it’s easy to forget he’s known world wide, cause at home he’s just my Dad.” 

BelleDuck: Awwwwwww, does he cook, Lance?
Viva090: He seems like the type to bake Halloween cookies lbr. 

Lance just rolled his eyes fondly. “People, in case you forgot this is a make-up tutorial video. Not a Q&A.” He turned to his Dad and said, “We should get started. First, there’s this BB cream that I use that’s really good.” 

Lance explained to the camera and then turned to his Dad. He opened the tube and squeezed out just a little cream. “Just a small amount and then apply to dry skin—five dots would be fine.” He started putting dots of cream to his Dad’s face as he enumerated them. “Forehead, two cheeks, nose and then lastly, chin. Then gently blend it out.”

“Hmmm,” Keith hummed with his eyes closed as Lance spread the cream all over his face. “This is quite nice. I see why you like this.”

Lance just laughed. “I’m so jealous why you have such nice skin though.” He turned towards the camera and added, “Guys, I’m serious. Daddy Keith literally has like the softest skin I’ve ever touched. Like, a baby’s bum.”

He received a soft slap from his Dad. 

“This rude child,” he opened his eyes just for Lance to see them roll at him. “I’m Asian. It’s kind of our thing. We’re flawless. Head to toe.”

GinaGreed: LMAO Ok but where the lie though HAHAHHAA
Harold Gull: The man knows his facts. 
Jenny Salvador: As an Asian, I can confirm what he said is true. XD

They were about to continue when they got disrupted by Daddy Shiro. He suddenly appeared from behind them to kiss Daddy Keith on the lips, tilting his head backwards for easy access. 

“Morning, love,” Daddy Shiro smiled like a love-struck man.

“Morning,” Daddy Keith returned the smile.

keithisthebest: KDHFJKSDHFKJSDHFKJSDHFKDJSHFDF
Danica Wells: Is that your other Daddy? 
spideyforlife: What the heck did we just witness? Not complaining tho. He just did the spiderman kiss but like couch version 
bootstrapbilldeservedbetter: OH MY GOD <3 <3 <3 <3 
catherine: this is officially my fave live video ever im crying in the club
bringbackemomusic: OK BUT MARRIAGE GOALS?? They are so cute!!!
everythingisbetterrightwhereitswetter: They look so in love. DISGUSTING. 
samuraijack: Everyone’s thinking it so i’m gonna say it: HE IS HOT. Like no offense Lance but wtf do you have two gorgeous dads? WHERE DO I SIGN UP

“Daddy Shiro!” Lance groaned. “We’re doing the live YouTube video today!”

His Dad stepped back, blinking repeatedly. “Oh my god. I’m sorry! Was it today? Did I just ruin your video? I mean, you could edit it, right? Wait, you said live, so you can’t.” He frowned. “I should just leave now before I make it worse.”

Khalisi: No! Daddy Shiro don’t go! Come back!
keithisthebest: DON’T GOOOOO!!
Rica Fillion: Lance, tell your Dad not to go!! He didn’t ruin the video!
samuraijack: He looks so heartbroken. POOR BB. he just wanted to kiss the husband :((((((((((((

Lance just let out a boisterous laugh. “It’s okay, Daddy Shiro. You two are causing such amazing reaction from my viewers. How do you guys do it?”

anonymous asked:

I've heard some people say that if you're not LGBT+ you can't/shouldn't write an LGBT+ character, even if you personally know LGBT+ people and/or do proper research, and just... Is there a reason why? I personally am not LBGT+, but I have like.. 5 or more (I have so many characters that I lose count) LBGT+ characters and treat them with respect, and portray them well. But like... Why do some people think you HAVE to be LGBT+ to have LGBT+ characters??? I don't get it.

Hello!

The general rule is that you can absolutely have LGBT+ characters in your story (no matter who you are!), and that’s in fact welcomed and encouraged!

However: If you have not experienced the struggles of being x gender or sexuality, your story shouldn’t be about the struggles of being x gender or sexuality. In another sense, a white person would be encouraged and should include black people in their writing, absolutely! But they shouldn’t write a story about the struggles of being a black person, simply because they can’t truly understand what specifically black people have gone through, because they’re not black!

Tl;Dr: Write stories with LGBT+ characters, absolutely! But if you aren’t a group, don’t speak over that group in an attempt to be inclusive. And when in doubt, err on the side of caution and ask someone!

Happy writing!

-Mod Deryn

5 Reasons to Read Madhouse

Madhouse is my new webcomic debuting October 4th! Here are some reasons you might like it.

1) The clothes. Everyone dresses like fantasy royalty 100% of the time.

2) The colours. I want to make art that feels like you’ve wandered into a fairy tale.

3) The history. Madhouse is based on an 18th-century novella by Eliza Haywood, one of England’s proto-feminists (this reason might only apply to literature geeks like me, but that’s okay).

4) The characters. Annilia and Marathon, the star-crossed lovers—she, young and optimistic; he, a bit of a drama queen:

Osepha, Annilia’s trusted servant who works to bring them together:

Giraldo, Annilia’s uncle, conspiring to steal her inheritance:

And Horatio, Annilia’s hapless cousin:

And finally 5) The love story. Annilia is willing to risk everything for the right to love the man of her choosing. Marathon is willing to do anything to give her the life she wants.

The first five pages go live Wednesday, October 4th.

The Challenge Games are back!

I asked about another group challenge and you all responded. You all really want a Torture King Challenge.

And so here it is.

After drafting the idea and coming up with more ways to get everyone active this coming Halloween season.


These are the challenge rules.


This challenge will be the same as the Summer Games. A big number of workouts to be done within the week completed by the group. If you finish before the week is over, send it in to be awarded with points.

4 on a team.


I’m not expecting a big turnout, since there are a lot of more challenge options out there right now. But I did speak with some of you while others I’m trying to recruit. If we get more, then 5 it is. But the reason for 4 or 5 on a team is because for this month’s challenge we are going with multiple captains.


Multiple Captains

Every week a different person will be selected as a captain or leader. That captain for that week will have a solo challenge in the middle of the week to earn more points so talk with your team as to who wants to be that captain. On Wednesday of said week I will give you one workout to do within 24 hours. You finish that workout and you will get the bonus points. You don’t finish, you get half the points.


Points System


You are now counting every rep you do as a point. So it’s a big upgrade from the last challenge and the points will stay that way until the end. Time is also a factor here and those points will also play a big part. Add your time and turn them into points.


Workouts

Part of this challenge will have Rookie and August Challenge Games workout moves for the whole week. I know there was an idea that came up to have a rookie fitblr involved in this challenge and put them up with veteran fitblrs. So with that in mind, 5 workout moves with 2 being low in reps and 3 high in reps. This will stay like that until the end.


Rookie Fitblrs


Don’t be frightened… as stated earlier, I dislike the word baby fitblr or newbie fitblr, so I just go around calling you rookies. If you’re available and want to participate in a big challenge that will kick your ass now instead of waiting til a new year to start. Come be a part of this challenge and hang out with veteran fitblrs who will give you tips and encourage you to do your best. Some of these challengers I know and others I have recruited because they are the best at motivating, encouraging, and inspiring everyone in the fitblr community. Just remember to reblog this and let me know you’re a baby, newbie, rookie fitblr so I can put one on each team.


That will do it. Please reblog if you are interested. I already spoke with some of you and gave you the verbal welcome to the challenge speech. If you want to boost go on ahead and do so. If you want to join, please reblog or message me directly with interested so I can add you to a group.

Taggg

(I never do this but for some reason I really wanted to rn)

Thank you @valterbecks for tagging me <333333

Goal: tag 5 people to let them know i love them

Relationship Status: single and ready for a cute gf

Favourite Colours: BLACK, gray and light yellow

Lipstick or Chapstick: lipstick!!!!

Last Song Listened To: Undercover by Susanne Sundør (her new album is amazing)

Last Movie: IT (2017) (which u all know cause ive reblogged too many posts about it)

Top 3 shows: Brooklyn 99, DAG, SKAM      

Top 3 ships: Right now: Jonas x Mikael (SKAM), Lucas x Dustin (Stranger Things), Oliver x Fred (HP) (why do I only ship people who LITERALLY NO ONE SHIPS???? its so exhausting)

Im tagging my faves: @isakdandelions @biboyjonas @bakkuosh @tiatheunicxrn and @katesranas <33333

Fraud awareness post

Hey guys, i usually never do this kind of stuff and try to stay away from drama but this time… This time im just in such a shock and im extremely confused and angry. I want other people to know what happened and to stay away,

Some of my friends recently told me that they commissioned @ancore-rheon 

To be precise @sapfira commissioned her in october 2016 for multiple edits. Over 15 edits, of which she only saw 5 done. The money was payed fully though, beforehand. It’s been almost over a year now guys, she still havent seen the rest of her commissions. When asked directly “why” or “when” Ancore seem to always have a reason to make you wait a bit more. In the end Sapfira asked for a refund, for those edits that she never recieved. Guess what? She never got them either. 

Another example is @dennightwing 
Same story, money has been sent, edit never was made. Also a long long time ago. 

It turned out, this is not the only two times this happened. Over the past few days more and more people came out saying that it happened to them as well. The most “interesting” part of the story was told by one girl who let us know that at one moment Ancore’s tablet broke and she needed a new one to keep giving out commissions. The girl gave Ancore a tablet. Just like that, she bought her a new tablet without asking anything in return. She just wanted her commission. Did she get it? Like hell she did. 
At this moment we know for a fact, that this person that still owes a shitton of people money/edits is taking more commissions from poor people that have no idea of they ways of this “artist”. Please, do not do it. You will end up losing your money, your time and your mood. 

anonymous asked:

That vid confused me a little. Stacy (Jenna's sister) hugged Val and said "nice to meet you" I immediately thought 'didn't he go to her brother's wedding' and then I figured maybe stacy hadn't been able to make the wedding for some odd reason since she lives in Texas, but I just looked back and Stacy was in the pic Jenna posted of that day. But we know Val was there because she also posted a picture of them together at the wedding for a split second on her instas. Someone help me out 🤷🏼‍♀️

I had to watch it like 5 times but it’s the other sister saying that to Kiki. 😉

Summer is here!!! (for some people)

Hey guys! Sorry I haven’t been active few weeks again, finals are over last week and I needed to recharge and drawing random stuff after drawing not so long. I don’t really had that much energy to begin with.

Here is crappy pic of the three assistants in swimsuits that I randomly thought of, I’m changing Gogo’s for sure. Also there might be spamming

close as strangers, the only reason, heartache on the big screen, never be, if you don’t know and wrapped around your finger are so underappreciated

Any fandom that grows from niche to hyper-popular has that phase where liking it is considered “cringy” for some reason regardless of its content.

Undertale went through it, 5 Nights At Freddy’s went through it. Now Rick and Morty is going through it.

The world is filled with salty people who can’t let anybody enjoy what they like.

The Many Flaws of Steven Universe

Steven Universe is the show that been praised for all sort of things like LGBT, diversity, women role, and being created by a bisexual woman, Rebecca Sugar, who also worked on Adventure Time before. Having a huge fanbase and called the “best cartoon show ever”. All that sounds great if it only it was true. This show has many problems that only a few people discuss such as @robobuddies. So here’s a list of the many flaws of Steven Universe.

1) The Action Scene

There isn’t many in the show but when they do show it, they’re okay. ,The pacing of fights slow and they intent to end it very quick but they’re entertaining to watch. Still wishing for Corrupt Gems to come back.

Originally posted by agenderkravitz

Also for some odd reason, the crew have this weird tendency to nerf the characters. I’m questioning on how come characters won’t use other abilities . They have to explain why they couldn’t use the abilities, they can’t leave it in the dark.

Look at Lapis Lazuli

In “Mirror Gem” and “Ocean Gem”, Lapis fight off the Crystal Gems easily

Originally posted by doafhat

Control the entire ocean while support a broken gem

Originally posted by ninonisanoctopus

But in “Jailbreak” she couldn’t defend herself from Jasper and they’re next to the water

Originally posted by faithiiii-gifs

And then she was able to defeat her in “Alone at Sea”. How does that make any sense!?

Originally posted by giffing-lazuli

That’s not all

Pearl can summon Holo-Pearls for training. Why can’t she use them in a fight? She summon them in beach volleyball but not a fight?

Originally posted by giffing-su

Garnet’s future vision. That whole Greg being taken by Blue Diamond could have been avoided if she just lend Steven her ability. She gave him to before and they were pretty pointless

Originally posted by oathkeeper-of-tarth

She lend him it to rethink his actions in “Winter Forecast”

Originally posted by venomade

She lend him it to help Frowney in “Future Boy Zoltron”

Originally posted by crystalgemuniverseforum

They aren’t being consistent in their ability at all. Speaking of consistency

2) The Crewniverse are Inconsistent

I would’ve fine if it only happens once or just season 1 because it’s their first time, everyone makes their first mistake like their first day of school or something like that but it’s everywhere   

I know that Rebecca is letting her staff to have the freedom to draw they’re own art style but oh my goodness it’s their job to be on model of the characters and they’re not doing what it’s required to do. It’s lazy and unprofessional like they can’t even get their height right!

3) Steven Perspective

I know Steven is the main protagonist and it’s called Steven Universe for a reason but that doesn’t give them excuse to keep reusing ideas for every episode

1. Steven and one of the Crystal Gem members have fun but then rush into emotional development with lots of tears and sometimes singing 

Originally posted by faithiiii-gifs

2. Just chilling at Beach City with his friends

Originally posted by artemispanthar

Steven is an angel of the show and all but come on, it’s been four seasons and can’t we see other characters beside him. Even when they try something new, he has to be in the background

Originally posted by faithiiii-gifs

Look at other modern shows

“Varmints” - Adventure Time

Originally posted by faithiiii-gifs

“Ricklantis Mix” - Rick and Morty

Originally posted by c-132caps

“The Extras” - The Amazing World of Gumball

What makes those episode great and memorable because they explore other characters and let take the spotlight for one .

What’s even worse about this is rush development. We don’t get to see how the characters change and why did they change. They have to show it on screen not off screen! 

Lars turn into a space pirate for some odd reason. Wish they explain on how get those really fancy cloths and a ship, they probably but for only like two minutes 

Originally posted by nopeurl

Lapis accept becoming friends with Peridot. That’s cute but that takes time to form a bond with the one that took you as captive. Lauren Zuke herself said herself that she wants them to be a romantic couple and even sneaked in Lapidot moments which means that this was a rush relationship

Originally posted by cartoon-epileptic

So if Steven isn’t there, we don’t get much lore huh?

5) The Villains do NOTHING

Villains are the one further the plot, being the obstacle that keeping away the protagonist goal. However Steven Universe does not. I know there’s Yellow Diamond but she barely makes any appearance or do anything at all. We also had Jasper but then got corrupted and we don’t how long will she come back. Rebecca herself said that there’s no villain… boring

Originally posted by queenpineappleofdomino

6) Nothing Happens

Nothing anything happens in the show, you expect that something big happens but nope nothing. I thought the Crewniverse will reward the fans that pay attention something amazing to happen but no,  nothing new for the fans that watch from season 1 to season 4. When there something does happen in the show, it only last like one or two episodes. We get to see two gems come to the party, Lapis and Peridot but they don’t contribute to the story at all, waste, 

Originally posted by anfurnee

When Bismuth first came in, I was hoping she’ll be the new addition to the team, a gem that’s been out of commission for so long, come back and help Steven on his growth but no, she got bubbled again and we had to wait for gods how long and that sucks ‘cause I was hoping to see more of her in future episode of how she’ll help 

Originally posted by stevenuniversegifs

Again, look at other modern shows that has done it

Star vs The Forces of Evil season 3 starts off Star going back to Mewni to finish Toffee once and for all. Moon backstory and introduce upcoming villain for the season. What makes things better is a new intro and outro and also it was a two hour long special. Amazing

Originally posted by black-jackal-on-blog

When they announce we get to see Homeworld I was so excited, we finally get to see what it likes for after four years of waiting, we see it on the show! And then this happens 

Dark room 

Originally posted by the-simple-diamond-gall

Five seconds of screen time

Originally posted by doafhat

Then Steven get’s to go home early

Originally posted by the-simple-diamond-gall

That’s it? That’s all we get to see homeworld and they even hype it up since season 1. Man the Crewniverse just stab us the fans that been into the longer than everyone else

Conclusion

You might think I hate this show for being nitpicky about everything but to be honest, I don’t. Steven Universe used be one of my personal favorite and that’s why a few people are so critical to the show. This show is good and I can be one of the greatest but the crew really needs to work together and Rebecca gotta be little strict, she’s a amazing woman with great ideas but she gotta where to put her foot down. All I hope is season 5 will be worth watching. 

10

A brief tweetstorm about my dad’s Union job and how it benefited me through the years.

Transcript:

I have my dad’s 25-year Union ring. UAW 699 out of Saginaw, MI. So proud to have grown up in a union family. 1/

When my little sister was born, she was premature and sick as a result. My dad’s Union won health benefits helped keep her alive and safe 2/

When we were both young, we got sealants on our teeth & regular Dental checkups. We wouldn’t have been able to afford it w/out insurance 3/

When I was in elementary school I was depressed and miserable. My parents were able to afford to get me mental health care, thank you UAW 4/

At Xmas, we went to a show where all the kids got toys at the end. Some kids, it was the best toy they got that year. guess who did that? 5/

My mom only ever had to work part-time at a job she liked, and my dad came home at a reasonable hour every night. Thank you unions! 6/

In his 40s, my Dad decided he wanted to change careers. He went to school, he’s now an electrician & happy & still in the Union 7/

My life is measurably better because unions got my dad a living wage, great benefits, career mobility, and more. 8/

We lived in a nice place, went to good schools, my sister’s getting her PhD & I have a JD. And big picture, it’s because my dad is Union 9/

Don’t get me wrong, I know unions aren’t perfect. But they are sure as fuck better than the alternative. Solidarity&Brotherhood y'all 10/10

malevolenta  asked:

I AM THOU THOU ART I THOU SHALL FINALLY GO TO SLEEP

With the birth of the Woke Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and no slumber.

The terrible life of Lena Luthor

And why I love her so much and she deserves the world.

First, let’s keep in mind that canonically Lena’s only 24 years old, according to the show’s timeline.

Now, in season 2 Lena was in 12 episodes. During those episodes, she was in danger/manipulated/hurt (physically and emotionally) 37 times.  Specifically, she almost died 8 times and in 5 of those times she was the target. She was hit once and knocked down and kidnapped twice.

Her own bother was the one behind the attempts against her life at the beginning . She was also constantly manipulated and lied to by her mother and later by her new mother figure/mentor. So it’s usually people close to her and people that she cares about  who end up hurting her.

Let’s also remember that the events of season two happened in less than a year! I wonder how she seems so unfazed by all of her trauma. You would think she would at least have some kind of PTSD by now. Then again, this show hasn’t been great at tackling this subject.

Also, from what we’ve seen of season three this trend of her almost dying and getting hurt isn’t going to stop. What does she have to do to get a break?! I think it’s fair to say that Lena seriously needs a therapist and a bodyguard. Also all the love.

Let’s break down everything she’s been through (that we know) and who she is despite all of that. With gifs! 


Before National City. 

- Her biological mother died when she was four.

- Lionel lied to her and never told her he was her biological father.

- Was given the cold shoulder by Lillian and was constantly manipulated and reminded that she wasn’t a real Luthor.

- The brother she loved turned out to be evil.

- After her brother went to jail and she took over Luthor Corp her boyfriend at the time made her choose between him and her family’s company.


Now, during the show:

2x01

1. She was supposed to be on the Venture.

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