it turns me into karkat

Hey there

Its me

@imlovedavestrider

Back at it again with the, the hals and the running a friends blog

How did I get here? Well a certain someone felt bad for asking but i was like. No. It’s fine. It makes me feel special and appreciated. Its ok

And yeah here I am. For the summer. Enjoy my stay

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…And thats how Dave’s speakeasy was created.

This one has been laying around since last winter. I tried my best to save picture 1 + 2 + 3 from terrible 2k15 style

Thanks for those who came up with ideas for the name of Dave’s Speakeasy! I love my followers! 

CG: DUMBASS. <>

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TC: honk.
CG: GAMZEE!!!
CG: FUCK
CG: THERE YOU ARE, YOU HAD ME WORRIED DUDE

1. Karkat turn the fuck around so you don’t get stabbed from behind.

2. Doesn’t Gamzee usually alternate caps? I know he stopped doing it once, but he thought it felt weird or something.  Either the author fucked up, or something is wrong.

TC: HONK.
CG: UH
CG: YEAH
CG: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ANYWAY, I TOLD EVERYONE TO LET ME KNOW IF YOU’RE GONNA WANDER OFF.
TC: honk.
TC: HONK.
TC: honk.
TC: HONK.

Yeah, something is definitely wrong.  Even by Gamzee standards this shit is just weird.

CG: YEAH, I GET IT WISE GUY, YOU’RE A FUCKING CLOWN, WHO CARES.
CG: QUIT THE BULLSHIT PARTYCLOWN ANTICS AND GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE.
CG: THE SHIT HAS HIT THE WHIRLING DEVICE, AND YOU COULD BE IN SERIOUS DANGER OUT THERE.
TC: shut up.
CG: WHAT…
TC: I SAID SHUT THE MOTHERFUCK UP, MOTHERFUCKER.
TC: honk honk honk :o)

What the fuck is going on?  Why is Gamzee suddenly a huge jerk?

CG: DUDE
CG: ARE YOU OK
CG: YOU’RE REALLY WEIRDING ME OUT.
TC: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
TC: uh, yeah…
TC: I GUESS I’M ALL MOTHERFUCKIN WEIRDING OUT AT SOME EXTENT TO MY OWN MOTHERFUCKIN SELF.
TC: but it’s all good, i’m chill with it.
CG: OH GOD
CG: NO NO NO, PLEASE DON’T TELL ME YOU WENT CRAZY, I COULDN’T TAKE THAT ON TOP OF ALL THIS.

Shit shit shit why is Gamzee going off the deep end all of a sudden?

TC: ON TOP OF MOTHERFUCKIN WHAT, MOTHERFUCKER.
CG: ERIDAN JUST FLIPPED HIS SHIT AND KILLED FEFERI AND KANAYA, AND I’M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT ABOUT IT.
TC: heh heh.
CG: HEH HEH???
CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
CG: SERIOUSLY, GET BACK HERE NOW, AND HAVE A SLIME PIE TO RELAX OR SOMETHING.
TC: SLIME?
TC: there is no more slime, brother.
TC: AND ANYWAY.
TC: shit was motherfuckin poison, didn’t you know?

Fuck he ran out of slime and now he’s going through withdrawl this is very very bad. All of the shit has hit the fan. FUCK Karkat is so screwed.

CG: UH…
CG: NO? I MEAN, I WOULD NEVER EAT IT, BUT
TC: THEN GET MOTHERFUCKIN SCHOOLFED ALL ABOUT THE WICKED NEWS, PUNCHLINE BLOODED MOTHERFUCKER.
TC: it rots you.
TC: RUSTS YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN THINK PAN.
TC: and the floor all stares up back at you through the motherfuckin hole.
TC: BUT THERE IS NO HOLE NOW.
TC: only under motherfuckin standing of who all i was made out to be all along.
TC: ONLY UNDER MOTHERFUCKING STANDING OF WHO ALL I WAS MADE OUT TO MOTHERFUCKING BE ALL A MOTHERFUCKING LONG.
CG: OH MY GOD
CG: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

TC: i’ve been kicking the wicked ignorance on this shit.
TC: BEEN MOTHERFUCKIN SLAUGHTERING THE WICKED IGNORANCE, BRO.
TC: all up in lifelong denial about my calling.
TC: AS A DESCENDANT OF THE HIGH MOTHERFUCKIN SUBJUGGLATORS.
TC: we are higher than you, brother.
TC: WE ARE HIGHER THAN MOTHERFUCKIN EVERYBODY.
TC: honk.
CG: GAMZEE
CG: PLEASE NO
TC: and now i’m the last one, so i finally motherfuckin understand.
TC: I FINALLY GOT MY MOTHERFUCKING UNDERSTAND ON TO WHO THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS ARE.
TC: they were always both me. :o)
TC: AND ALSO MOTHERFUCKING ME. Do:
TC: and now.
TC: AND MOTHERFUCKING NOW.
TC: i am going to motherfuckin kill all you motherfuckers.

Okay, “subjugglators” kinda ruins the intimidation factor but still.   This shit is ridiculous. Is the guy writing this thing having a breakdown or something? Why did everybody either die or go psycho all of a sudden? I mean, at least with Rose there was some foreshadowing but all this shit is coming straight out of left field.

CG: OH GOD
CG: OH MAN
CG: OH GOD
TC: I AM GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING KILL ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.
TC: and paint the wicked pictures with your motherfuckin blood.
TC: FROM YOUR VEINS WILL DRIP MY MIRACLES.
TC: your crushed bones will make my special stardust.
TC: WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER.
TC: honk.
TC: HONK.
TC: honk.
TC: HOOOOOOOOOOONK.

Yeah, Karkat’s expression sums things up pretty well. Holy shit.

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I drew some more of this because

anonymous asked: I was thinking at a what if ending for your dragonstuck au where karkats a dragon what if when they find the witch that turn him into a dragon but she tell him he cant turn back into a human and cant stay with terezi (for reasons) but then terezi like if you cant turn him back turn me into a dragon so we can be together!

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DAVE: whoa hey karkat you ok?
KARKAT: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I’M OKAY?
KARKAT: SHE PROMISED TO MEET ME HERE, DAVE. SHE PROMISED AND SHE NEVER CAME. I EVEN SAW HER WITH GAMZEE.
KARKAT: I’M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR ANY OF YOUR BULLSHIT SO PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE.
DAVE: i’m not leaving you here
DAVE: like shit you’re crying on fucking christmas
DAVE: bro i’m not gonna leave you here, alright?
DAVE: i’m gonna stay here with you until you feel better
KARKAT: 
KARKAT: THANKS, DAVE.
KARKAT: THANK YOU SO MUCH.
DAVE: you’re welcome

I am gonna add this shiz to my fanfiction.
I am gonna add this shiz to my fanfiction.
I’m gonna add it and I will make this the scene where Karkat finally realizes he likes Dave.

I need sleep.

Sleep is for the weak. ))