it totally makes up for the rest of the movie

Dating Park Jinyoung

Originally posted by jypnior

Requests are Open {Only GOT7}

- Oml, Prince Jinyoung

- Okay 

- This little shit wouldn’t know how to confess to you

- Instead, whenever he started to realized his feelings, he’d constantly glance over to you and watch your movements

- He wouldn’t be as savage with you as he is with everyone else yet

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anonymous asked:

Hello! Could you do an scenario where the rfa+saeran+v invite mc to a picnic? What things would they eat and where? :) Thank you~

This is such a cute idea! But we got so hungry while thinking of these…hehe. Hope you like these~



Zen:

  • He had a show one Saturday morning
  • It’s a play in the park
  • He knows you’ve had a busy few weeks, so he invites you out to see him and to lunch with im afterwards
  • You weren’t expecting the picnic he planned
  • He laid out a blanket in front of the stage and had a basket ready
  • There were goldfish shaped buns, and since he can’t cook, he just made some triangle sandwiches, and of course some beer
  • For entertainment, he asked some of his coworkers to chip in
  • So there was live music, a few poetry recitals, and sometimes the backdrop changed
  • All in all, it was really sweet and romantic

Yoosung:

  • He planned for you two to go on a hike together on a trail nearby
  • He had packed a basket for a picnic
  • But he wouldn’t tell you what food was inside
  • The hike itself was…well, he had forgotten how out of shape he was
  • He needed a few moments to breathe when you got to the top
  • Finally, he unloaded the basket of everything he cooked
  • Each piece of food had a memory associated with your relationship
  • There was heart and star shaped sandwiches, chocolate milk, omurice, and other cute snacks
  • You guys spend a lot of the time just talking and enjoying the view
  • Near the end, he brings out his polaroid camera and snaps a bunch of pictures for his photo album
  • The hike back was tiring, but nothing could wipe the smile off of your faces

Jaehee:

  • You both finally had a weekend free in a very long time
  • When Jaehee heard the weather was nice, she asked if you would accompany her for a picnic in the park nearby
  • She tells you to meet her there
  • When you do, she set up the whole thing in a nice secluded area with picnic tables and a bench
  • She had table cloths, plates, and cutlery already set out for you
  • She had just finished barbecuing some meat she marinaded herself
  • She had brought a tiny coffee maker so you two could enjoy fresh iced tea and iced coffee
  • For dessert, she made cookies ahead of time which were decorated with a bunch of your favorite things
  • To end off the day, you dragged her to the playground nearby
  • You just talked while on the swings for the next few hours

Jumin:

  • He invited you over for lunch one weekend, but he didn’t tell you what he had planned
  • One of the security guards led you to the garden and gave you a note from him
  • The note held an invitation for a picnic for two…you just had to find him in his garden
  • It was a sweet gesture, but you kept getting lost
  • He came and found you in the end
  • In the centre, near a beautiful fountain, he had a blanket set up on the ground
  • Inside the basket was sandwiches and side dishes he had made himself, since he wanted it to be special
  • You were so touched at how thoughtful he was
  • The crusts were neatly removed, and the sandwiches were cut in perfect squares
  • When he casually announces it only took him two hours, you were about to melt
  • You were resting your head on his lap and nodded off
  • He tried to take some pictures, but they all came out blurry
  • You made up for it and took some photos of you both that came out nice and clear
  • It was one of the most peaceful days you had


Seven:

  • He had this weekend planned ahead of time
  • He had already made you save the date and had already planned a picnic at night under the stars
  • But it just happened to pour down rain that day
  • He didn’t want to cancel, so he tells you to come over anyway
  • When you get there, his entire living room is transformed
  • He put some lights and glow in the dark stars on the ceiling and dimmed the lights
  • He set up a blanket in the middle along with a few pillows in case the floor was hard
  • He was so busy setting up the living room that he didn’t really cook, so he ordered out burgers for you two
  • But, he did make sure there was lots of snacks (HBC) and drinks (Dr. Pepper)
  • You guys spend the rest of the evening just talking or finding the constellations he hid in the lights
  • You didn’t know you both pulled an all nighter until your usual morning alarm went off

Saeran:

  • He noticed how stressed you’d been lately
  • And also how you’ve been wanting a home cooked meal since you were too busy to cook
  • So he wants to plan a nice lunch for you
  • He invites you over to his house one weekend and takes you into the backyard
  • He has a pot of spaghetti and meatballs laid out on the picnic tables
  • “Aww! Saeran, you made the meatballs into heart shapes!”
  • “Yeah…uh…that was definitely, totally on purpose.”
  • He also got all your favorite cookies
  • You suggest putting ice cream in the middle of them to make ice cream sandwiches
  • He looks at you with such love in his eyes
  • At the end, neither one of you want to leave so you go inside and spend the rest of the night watching movies together

V:

  • You usually meet up on the weekends
  • So it was no surprise when he invited you to his place for lunch
  • You weren’t expecting the blanket on the ground with a basket on his patio
  • He decorated the small area by hanging pictures of you two around
  • He places a flower crown on your head, which makes you a little confused, but you go with it
  • He’s seen the edits
  • He pulls out a small bowl of prepared pasta salad
  • He also made some chicken parm sandwiches with fancy bread
  • For dessert, he even baked pie with a design on the crust
  • When it’s all done, you take a long walk around the lake nearby
  • As gentlemanly as ever, he takes you home and  kisses you at the door

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// woah anon take it easy and don’t strain yourself!! If you feel dizzy don’t overdo it! I hope you feel better! also; the flood gates have opened df up and you guys are flowing in lmao there’s so many cute requests including this agh you’ll all be the death of me!!

THEN WE HAVE THESE ANGST ANONS OVER HERE ASKING FOR MC DYING OR SOMETHING ON VALENTINE’S DAY AND NO STOP THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR THIS SADNESS AND DESPAIR GET BACK ILL GET THE PITCHFORK


Zen:

- He had plans to see a movie tonight with you, but he noticed how much more paler you looked– And how you sounded hoarse. As soon as you begin to sway before heading out the door, he knows you two need to stay home tonight. The movie could wait. Swoops you up so fast and runs back inside with you lmao

- You were very apologetic– But he quickly dismissed your ’ im sorries ’ and told you not to worry about anything. He went to the medicine cabinet and got a few brightly colored pills along side a glass of water, bringing you over to the bed and laying you down.

- He still had gifts for you, but he wanted you to try and rest up instead. You’d get a present after every nap! He exclaimed happily. He lays with you, running his fingers through your hair comfortingly as he brings a blanket up to your chin, tucking you in. You were uncomfortably hot– But you knew staying warm would be best. He’ll play a movie if you like– A romantic 80’s chick flick and you two eat valentines chocolate together in the dark. how lovely.

Jumin:


- He noticed you just didn’t seem right. He asked if everything was alright, which you assured him all was fine– You didn’t want to ruin tonight of all nights.

- But you couldn’t even make it out to the car! He had to catch you, it was frightening. He tells Driver Kim to head home, he was going to say in with you tonight.

- Despite your pleas, he sets you down on the couch and gets you some medicine. It was just another day, no big deal. You and him can get dinner again some other time. He gets you some water and your favorite chocolates– Not too much because he doesn’t want you to get even sicker. Cuddles with you and Elizabeth for the night, he’ll read to you if you’d like. Whatever you want too! No matter the rating lolol

Yoosung:

- Literally as soon as you start coughing he’s just “ are you OKAY ” and doesn’t want to leave without you taking something, but you’re so shaky and he cant have you going out like that– What if you faint or something bad like that in public? He’d be really scared. So tonight, you two are staying in. No arguing about it!

- He looks so cute in his tux and you’re still in fancy clothes so he’ll sit with you in bed with some candles and champagne– He barely even drinks it because he’s a lightweight, but he hopes it might help you sleep better.

- Turns on a movie and snuggles with you, you ask him not to get too close since you don’t want to get him sick but this man is a Risk Taker ™ so he’ll do it anyways. However he does end up getting sick so you two are ill for the next few weeks. Hey, at least it’s alone time?

Jaehee:

- She had everything planned out perfectly, she isn’t one for cliché gifts such as teddy bears or chocolate– Will get you a single red rose and a stunning rose gold bracelet as well as a dinner under the stars. But– sometimes everything doesn’t go accordingly. She knows you better than you know your own damn self so you better believe she knows you’re sick before you do.

- Goes into mom mode and won’t allow you to go out, its not fair to yourself as well as others to be out and about while ill. She promptly puts you back to bed, and says how dinner can wait for another night! She’ll be here with you anyways. Suggests watching one of Zen’s films ( preferably promiscuous jalapeño ) while she gets you something to eat, totally pampers you for the rest of the night.

Seven:

- He was so nervous about tonight, he spent a lot of time putting something together– but the moment he notices you’re ill he drops all that right away. Picks you up bridal style from the car– making horrible ambulance siren noises while running you back inside. No way you were going out sick! He didn’t want anything bad to happen.

- Tucks you full burrito mode into the bed and puts on a race car movie, not exactly romantic but that’s what makes it so cute. He offers to make you soup but he’s not the best at it. He tries though! Sneaks you chocolate even though he knows you shouldn’t have much. Doesn’t go overboard. Brings in a huge bouquet of flowers to your beside as a gift, good god seven hes acting as if youre dying

V:

- He was going the classic route, a dinner at your favorite place. Card, some gifts and flowers. He did have other plans to show you his love.. Material things aren’t always enough. But as soon as he cups your cheek to kiss you; you’re burning to the touch. He knows you’re sick right away, you beg him not to fuss– you’ll be fine, but he knows better. You shouldn’t push your body past it’s limits– you’ll only get sicker.

- He lays you down in bed, getting a thin blanket so you’re not too hot as well as a cold water bottle to place on your forehead. He strikes me as the dad friend who’s prepared for anything, so he totally has a fully stocked medicine cabinet. Gets you anything and everything needs your help so he doesn’t grab the wrong pill bottle though that would be bad and lots of affection throughout the night. Makes some amazing chicken soup that’s gonna want to make you get sick more often lmao

Saeran:

- Would be brutally honest, you look and feel sick MC. No sugar coating, flat out says we’re staying home. It’s actually what he wanted originally, there would be so many people out tonight.. He knew it would have been overwhelming for him and he wouldn’t be able to focus on you like he should be.

- Tells you to sleep it off, he’ll be here in the morning. You play the “ but it’s valentine’s day! ” card and he shushes you, it’s just a day. He can show his love to you whenever you want, there doesn’t need to be a day dedicated to it.. Thats silly. If you ask, he’ll snuggle with you. It’s risky since he’s prone to getting sick more easily than others, but he’ll risk it regardless. He had some.. Well, plans so to speak for tonight; but you and him can’t do something like that when you’re sick lolol

anonymous asked:

Scenario: Voltron Team movie night, everyone is watching some unspecified movie, when Lance's crush (aka Reader) falls asleep and ends up leaning against him.

Hello! It’s mod Enki again. :0 I decided to put this in a domestic AU kind of idea so there would be more content. I hope that’s okay!

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It was I regular day much like any other. You farted around doing chores around the house and did other mundane tasks like finally getting around to emailing some guy about a topic you forgot ages ago. That task in itself took more time than all your other chores combined and honestly left you mentally exhausted. You mulled over going out and getting a bite to eat before attempting to do anything else. As you sat completely useless on the couch due to your indecisiveness, your phone buzzed. You pulled it out to glance at the screen assuming it was a wrong number since no one ever texted you. Your eyes widened slightly. It wasn’t a wrong number but you certainly didn’t recognize it. The preview message told you all that you needed to know. 

“Hey (Y/N)! It’s Lance, I just wanted to…”

You unlocked your phone and read the full text expecting some cheesy one-liner but were surprised to find not a single one. He did remind you of the fact that tonight was movie night with the rest of the gang and that everyone was supposed to bring something. Groaning you typed in a short reply and hit send before smelling yourself. You had completely forgotten about the whole thing and you were not in any shape to be around any other human being. You had also spent almost your entire day doing chores so the movie night was going to start in at least an hour. The idea of getting a bite to eat was scrapped and you bounded to your shower as fast as you could to get rid of your hazardous body odor. Everyone was supposed to go over to Pidge’s house because she had managed to rig up a killer surround system. It made you pretty excited knowing how good Pidge was with all her tech so tonight’s movie night was definitely going to be super fun. 

Once you had completed your shower and thrown on some clothes, plus performing other hygienic tasks, you finally decided to get a bite to eat from your kitchen. It had to be quick considering you still had to go out and get something to bring. Chips and a some soda would be good right? You didn’t doubt that everyone else would be bringing popcorn so might as well stay the safe course and bring chips. They’re just as addicting as popcorn is when watching a movie and the paladins will eat anything you put in front of them really. Anything from Earth anyways. After wolfing down a cup of noddles like the healthy person you were, you grabbed your keys and departed from your humble abode. 

You sped to the nearest convenience store and nearly hit a pedestrian on the way there. They quickly became someone who didn’t wave with all their fingers and you contemplated actually hitting them. You decided to be a good citizen and continued on your way. You sprinted to the entrance and through the automatic door like a lunatic before grabbing all your required goods in record time. You practically slammed your things down on the conveyor belt earning a concerned look from the cashier. Apologizing you quickly payed for your things and left as quickly as you’d arrived. If you hurried you’d get there right on time. So you hauled your ass as fast you could legall-ishly could. 

Much to your joy you had managed to get there at the time you predicted you would. With arm fulls of goodies you somehow managed to ring the door bell and the door swung open. Peeking over the bags you saw Lance with a smug grin on his face. You braced yourself for the bomb drop that would be his just as equally smug remark. 

“Oh, (Y/N)! Is this all for me? Why, you shouldn’t have!” He cooed. You rolled your eyes.

“Just let me through you turd, I’ve got a lot of stuff.” You responded pushing your way through. 

As you made your way through the house to the snack table you got a plethora of greetings from everyone else. Setting down your things you eyed the big screen and the amount of speakers located all around. Whistling appreciatively you watched as Pidge came over to greet you. 

“We almost thought you wouldn’t make it. You didn’t forget did you?” She asked coyly. 

“What? O-of course not! I just lost track of time…” You stuttered trying to come up with a cover. 

“Oh yeah? Well, your shirt’s inside out. Just letting you know.” She pointed out. 

As she walked away you mentally kicked yourself for just throwing on the nearest shirt. You opened a bag of chips before pouring them into one of the large bowls set out. Once you had acquired your absurd amount of chips you made your way to the couch to the only open spot on the end by none other than Lance. If the movie didn’t keep you from falling asleep he would. A yawn escaped you as you plopped down beside him. 

“Hey, no yawning!” He said lightly jabbing you in your side. 

“I can’t help it.” You whined rubbing the sleepy tears from your eyes. 

You continued to have idle chat with Lance for the remainder of the time before everyone was settled down enough to start the movie. By that time you were struggling to keep the conversation going with Lance without yawning every 2 seconds. You were half tempted to ask Pidge if she had some instant coffee you could quickly heat up in the microwave but decided against it. Besides, there was no way you’d fall asleep during the movie. No one in the group liked anything super boring and mushy. The movie no doubt was going to be action packed. 

To your joy when the title screen popped up you could tell it was going to be a horror movie. At least you’d stay awake being scared right? Horror movies are the best cure to being sleepy so you had nothing to worry about. Oh how wrong you were. Any jump scare that popped up on screen had about the same effect as someone blowing on your face. In all honesty you felt pretty close to nothing. Lance sat next to you and although he tried to play the whole bravado act you could tell he was scared. Not you though, you sat about as immovable as a sack of potatoes. 

That’s when you started to doze off. Your head kept dropping causing you to yank it back up while fighting the urge to sleep. It went on for a while and you weren’t quite sure when you had passed the hell out but you did. And you somehow managed to pass out on Lance of all people. Not the arm of the couch, the one person you were sitting next to was what you had managed to fall asleep on. No one noticed except for the boy himself since the room was extremely dark save the light from the screen. And now about a million thoughts were running through his head. What should he do? Wake you up? Let you sleep? Did you choose to fall asleep on him? Was this intentional? An accident? 

Lance felt his face getting warmer and he started to fidget with his hands as he nervously tried to think of what to do. He was no longer watching the movie and all his focus was on you so he swallowed hard before attempting to nudge you awake to no avail. You were in a pretty dead sleep and it looked like you weren’t going to be awake until movie night ended. Not that he minded in this case. He’d been trying to chat you up all day and had somehow managed to convince Pidge to give him your number. She was pretty skeptical about the idea but gave it nonetheless. He wanted it for obvious reasons, that being that he totally liked you and now having his crush asleep on his should was a little too much for him.

He glanced around at the others making sure they were watching the movie and not him. Slowly he leaned his head to the side until it snugly rested on your own. He then glanced back as best he could at the others before locking eyes with Pidge who had the smugest look on her face. Lance mouthed out, “don’t you dare,” before giving her a small glare. She rolled her eyes and mouthed back, “You owe me,” and went back to watching the movie. 

Lance closed his own eyes to try and better enjoy this little moment he was sharing with you until he ultimately ended up joining you in a much needed cat nap. 

Best Friend confesses Series: WOOZI

This is part two of a new series of Seventeen imagines. Feel free to message me and say who you want to see confessing next.

You know Woozi never meant to say it. But you still spent the whole evening yesterday replaying the Seventeen live interview video about a hundred times and trying to work out what the strange feeling in your chest was when you heard his words.

There is was, your best friend, your delightful, interesting, intelligent, stoic yet adorable best friend, sitting there with his newly re-dyed pink hair and his serious, focused face. Telling the interviewer that the inspiration for his latest song came from some night walks around the city with his girlfriend. 

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NCT hyung line reaction to their GF/BF kissing them while they're in the middle of talking

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Anon: Can you do a Nct reaction to their gf/bf kissing them while they’re in the middle of talking?

If you want the maknae line, please request it too. I didn’t realise they were quite shirt lol sorry! I hope you enjoy it - feedback is appreciated! :-D


Taeil: 

Originally posted by smboys

He’d stop mid-sentence, gasping slightly. To be honest, he’s quite an awkward guy so wouldn’t know what to do or how to react. When you pulled away, he’d sheepishly apologise, an awkward smile playing on his lips. This’d only make your heart warm at his adorableness and bring him into another kiss, one of which he’d actually return. 

Hansol: 

Originally posted by kunxxxsol

I have so much love for this guy it’s incredible anyway Hansol, although shy and timid, would love this sudden act of skinship. He’d immediately pull you close to him, humming in joy as he ran his tongue lightly against your bottom lip. You’d shiver, suddenly shy, since you never expected him to kiss you back like that. 

Johnny:

Originally posted by nakamotens

He’d make sure to tease you about it afterwards. If you ever started complaining about how much he was talking or if you told him to shut up, in front of the other members of not, he’d bring it up again and again. “What are you going to do? Kiss me? Failed last time, didn’t it? I wonder why”, he’d grin and laugh, ignoring the slaps you gave him on his chest. 

Taeyong: 

Originally posted by nctech

Surprised at your boldness, he’d kiss you back, this time letting you take the lead. He’d enjoy having you dominate the kiss and deciding what would happen. Although he’d never tell you that, you could tell and would make sure to always do that whenever he starts rambling or moaning. 

Yuta:

Originally posted by y-ta

He’d be a mix of Hansol and Johnny. He would probably take control of the kiss and turn it into a make out session rather than a quick peck. But would also enjoy teasing you about it, liking how you blushed and bowed your head in embarrassment whenever he brought it up. 

Kun: 

Originally posted by jonginka

Although it would be a quick peck, it’d be enough to completely stall him. He’d forget what he was talking about, his mind distracted by what happened only a few seconds before. There would be a lot of stuttering and blushing on his behalf, with you smiling fondly at his behaviour. 

Doyoung: 

Originally posted by nctjay

He’d be a blushing and grinning mess. Just a quick peck from you was enough to make his heart flutter for the rest of the day, but when you did it to shut him up, he’d say it was like the movies, and “totally romantic”. A smile would be evident on his face, and would not budge for the rest of the day. 

Ten: 

Originally posted by yoon-to-the-oh

He’d jump a bit, not expecting to be interrupted in any way shape or form. Even though he would be a little annoyed that you didn’t want to hear his story about when Yuta slept on Taeyong’s bum in the dorms for the 7284683 time, his heart would be pumping and the adrenaline would be going. “What was that for?" 

Jaehyun: 

Originally posted by yoon-to-the-oh

He’d love it so much that he made it his priority to always ramble so that you would have to kiss him to shut him up. Jaehyun would smirk into the kiss, enjoying how his typical, shy girl/boy-friend suddenly did that. Soon, he’d melt into the kiss and make the most of it, probably trying to go further hint hint if he could. 

WinWin: 

Originally posted by stannctchinaline

Would be a mix of Taeil and Kun. He’d immediately apologise for talking too much, so much so that you had to go to the extent of kissing him, but at the same time, would be stuttering and blushing so hard that the words barely formed. Your heart warmed at the sight and you’d bring him into a tight hug, saying that it didn’t matter and to basically calm the fuck down lol

chaot1kshadow5  asked:

Arkos/Renora headcanons, please! Whether they're fluffy, angst-ridden, or some unholy union is up to you.

Jaune & Pyrrha - fluffy arkos headcanons

Jaune is trying really hard to be the best boyfriend one could have. After all Pyrrha is the most wonderful human being ever, making him the happiest man alive by just being around him, and he always feels like he has to make up for it. So he’s planning cheesy dates and singing songs to her on his guitar. 

Pyrrha thinks it’s really cute but it took her a good while to convince him she’d rather just snuggle with him on the sofa while watching a movie. It’s her favourite thing. Jogging pants, a bad action movie, a big bowl of ice cream and her head resting on Jaune’s chest, his arms around her. 

No matter how big their bed is, they always end up cuddling in their sleep. Nora has a bunch of pictures on her scroll. 

Spooning. They love it. Sometimes he’s the big spoon, sometimes it’s her. They absolutely take turns. 

Yang totally makes jokes about how they’re already like a married couple. Married for quite a while. They prefer spending their friday nights home alone, they share their food, they thought about getting matching rain coats until Nora talked them out of it. 

Though Pyrrha really loves him, she won’t go easy on him while they train. She’s responsible for a lot of bruises, but she makes sure to make up for it later and kiss it better. 

Jaune would never hurt Pyrrha, but he’s well aware only a miracle would make him seriously hurt Pyrrha, so he doesn’t have to go easy on her. 

Pyrrha is the only one who laughs at most of Jaune’s jokes.  

I’ll do a separate post for Renora soon!

The boys with a s/o who gets sick pretty regularly and really easily? If that’s alright.

I hope you like it! Also, I would like to thank Mod Melon Mod Shinguuji for the help.

Korekiyo Shinguuji

  • He’ll refuse to leave your side, even if it’s the simplest of colds, claiming that he wants to observe how your body reacts to fending off a virus or bacterial infection.
  • Though, you know that he’s extremely worried deep down each time you come down with a cough.
  • He’ll offer constantly to do anything he can, and will do a n y t h i n g you need.
  • He brings a book on traditional remedies and will read it as he keeps and eye on you if you’re feverish.
  • He’ll try every remedy he reads on the pages, from placing floral herbs around your room, and preparing tea with lucky prayers, he’s desperate for anything to get you back on your feet.
  • He even attempted to perform a sort of ritual one time, in which you had to persuade him not to follow along with it.
  • He’s just extremely worried, yet reassures you that he’ll do everything he can, and that he’s confident in his abilities to help you feel better!

Amami Rantarou

  • He’s extremely affectionate towards you, which is only amplified when you’re sick and under the weather.
  • You have to constantly push him away in favor of resting in dark places and covering your flushed face.
  • He’ll offer several times in a jokingly manner that he’ll totally be your maid and get you whatever you want while your sick.
  • Sometimes, you can’t tell if he’s joking or not.
  • He’ll make you breakfast in bed when you’re sick! It is surprisingly up to par each and every time!
  • Just because you’re out of service and feeling gross doesn’t mean he’ll stop his onslaught of pickup lines and horrible puns.
  • In the middle of the night, or when you’re caught in a nap, he’ll sneak in and get into bed with you to cuddle.
  • You wake up and scold him that he’ll get himself sick, in which he responses that he has the best immune system, and wouldn’t fall under the weather.
  • Usually, a week later, he’ll start to complain of a stuffy nose and headaches

Kokichi Ouma

  • He’ll pick fun at you the entire time you’re sick, much to your utter annoyance and slight amusement.
  • Though, you can’t truly get mad at a cute face like that, can you?
  • He completely ignores you the entire time, with no pity whatsoever! How could he?
  • Though, you often wake up from your dozes, you’ll find an extra blanket wrapped around you, or a cute doll on your lap when you’re caught in a funk.
  • This’ll prompt a laugh from you each time, but you chose not to confront it for the time being.
  • That is, until you catch him trying to sneak a coloring book and some crayons into your room in the middle of the night one time.
  • When you two meet eyes, he’ll freeze, throw the supplies at your face, and then dash out with a laugh.
  • It’s going to be a long couple of nights, you thought to yourself
  • And of course, this happens every single time you get sick.

Shuuichi Saihara

  • He f r e a k s out whenever a single little thing happens to you, including when you get sick.
  • Of course, this means that when you become ill, he is about to lose his mind.
  • He tucks you in with countless blankets, heating pads, and litters your room with bottles of medicine and water, and they’ll remain there forever. He just wants to make sure he’s prepared every time.
  • Besides, he’s totally watched movies where friends would take care of the sick protagonist, so he’s certain he had the gist of nursing colds.
  • That being said, he’ll make you hot chocolate and make sure you rest in bed with the lights off each time. It becomes tedious, but it’s appreciated
  • One time he tried to make you soup! He doesn’t know how to, but he eventually decided to simply look up how to on the Internet!
  • Five seconds after he found that instant soup is definitely the way to go! He digs out a can and attempted to make it somewhat edible.
  • Home boy can’t make soup for the love of him
  • He prepared to take the bowl to you, but as fate is cruel, he ended up stubbing his toe.
  • This prompted not only tears of pain from the detective, but some of the soup sloshes out of the bowl, making a mess.
  • He eventually decided to dry his tears and continue on his quest, and took it to you.
  • Yet, he ended up spilling it all over you.
  • Bowl on head
  • Soup on ground
  • Saihara crying
  • Mmmmmmm tastes like a mystery
  • What an experience

Kaito Momota

  • He knows how scary illnesses can be, so whenever you get sick, he’ll become a complete and utter ‘mom friend’
  • He’ll do anything to try to cheer you up whenever you’re sick!
  • He’ll even do anything he can to prevent you from catching anything in the future!
  • Whenever you get sick, you’ll have to suffer through terrible jokes and pick up lines
  • Not to mention the countless times he’s embarrassed himself to make you giggle
  • Though, the feeling is probably more of a second-hand embarrassment sort
  • He refuses to leave you alone, pampering you with tea and hot chocolate whenever you run out.
  • And of course, he’ll eventually get sick as well from hanging around you.
  • Good job, space boi

Kiibo

  • He totally overdoes everything!
  • He’ll research and research, filing through websites about the rarest and most common sicknesses alike.
  • He’ll try to follow e v e r y tip he finds.
  • “Kiibo, let me get up.”
  • “No! you have to stay in bed! To get better!”
  • “I won’t get sicker by going to the bathroom.”
  • He’ll try to look into ways and methods to prevent sicknesses, but before he can try them, you usually get some sort of sickness again.
  • Good job, robo boi

Gonta Gokuhara

  • Whenever you’re sick, you can immediately tell from his face how immensely worried he is.
  • He knows n o t h i n g about medicine, for where he grew up, it was survival of the fittest where the weak would die off.
  • He doesn’t want you to die too!
  • However, this lack of knowledge will often result in him bringing the wrong pills or medicine for you, which he apologizes endlessly for when you realize his mistake.
  • Basically, he’ll just follow you around like a worried puppy, staring at you with wide, bug eyes whenever you give him a concerned glance and tell him that you don’t need such close monitoring.
  • Whenever you rest, he’ll sit ever-so-silently by your side, and fetch you tissues or cold water whenever it is needed.
  • He’ll constantly ask you if you’re okay, and if you’re still alive and breathing, even when you’re mostly recovered from it.
  • Several nights, you had to chase him out to sleep, which he promises that he’ll return to stay by you as soon as you wake.

Ryouma Hoshi

  • He doesn’t want to show his concern, and favors simply hanging nearby so he can fetch you something when you’re sick.
  • Though, he will bring you gifts when you’re sick.
  • Gifts such as bright flowers, herbal perfumes that claim to clear stuffy noses and headaches, and your favorite foods.
  • It’s tradition for him to bring you a new stuffed cat as a present whenever you’re sick.
  • He’ll always tell you that he, and it, wants you to get better soon each and every time.
  • Your collection is getting out of hand
  • You have to constantly tell him that it’s fine, and that you’ll be okay and on your feet in a few days.
  • He feels pity for you, because being sick to the point where moving seems undesirable scares him, if only the slightest.

anonymous asked:

made up fic title: In case of emergency

(omg I totally spaced on finishing these, I’ve got this one and three more, I’ll finish the rest tomorrow!!)

This makes me think of emergency contacts, so like…maybe Steve forgets to change his emergency contact after Civil War? Or, he “forgets” as in he doesn’t want to but he also doesn’t want to admit to himself/anyone else that he doesn’t want to so he “forgets”

Some time passes, during which the phone never rings no matter how much Steve stares at it or holds it or wills it to

One time he starts thinking too hard about how badly they (he) fucked everything up and winds up clutching it so tightly he breaks it, PANICS RIDICULOUSLY and freaks out the entire two hours it takes to get it replaced, so now when he’s really sad he convinces himself Tony called/texted while it was broken and just couldn’t get through, cause that’s better than him never having tried to contact Steve at all

Anyway Tony never calls but eventually Steve & the Secret Avengers (or whatever the Wakandan group is calling themselves) go out on some mission and Steve gets his ass handed to him and winds up in the hospital

One of the hospital staff calls the emergency contact number, expecting Sam or Natasha or even T’Challa but instead gets Tony Stark spitting “go fuck yourself, Steve” in their ear. He doesn’t hang up though, so they explain that they’re not Steve and why they’re using his phone, which makes Tony go eerily silent until he eventually says something vague like “okay, thanks” and hangs up

They assume he’s not coming because he didn’t ask for directions or anything, but some time later (where’s Wakanda on a map, anyway?) Iron Man shows up, and, after a brief standoff with the Secret Avengers where they all stand around glaring at each other until it’s clear none of them actually want a fight right now, he drops into a chair by Steve’s bedside. Nobody says anything for an extremely uncomfortable amount of time. Eventually Clint tries goading him, gets nothing. Sam tries glaring some more, nada. Natasha attempts a peace offering of food, he doesn’t take it. Turns out Tony’s been up for like six days straight but took off for Wakanda the second he got the call anyway and is now sleeping in the suit (bonus angst points: he won’t take off the suit cause he doesn’t trust them enough to sleep around them anymore)

Anyway Steve takes a stupidly long time to come to and when he does he has an internal freakout because Tony’s sitting?? right there??? is he dreaming???? While he’s busy freaking out Tony gets up, pats his arm, and leaves without a word

for a while Steve doesn’t know what to do with that but eventually Sam gets so sick of hearing about this fucking nonsense that he takes Steve’s phone, dials Tony’s number, shoves it back into Steve’s hand and all but smacks it against the side of Steve’s head because he’s so Done

“go fuck yourself, steve”

“that’s…probably fair, I guess, I–”

“hey, it’s actually you this time. so are you dying in a ditch or what?”

“um, no, but I thought maybe–”

“k bye”

“tony, wait–”

dial tone

Steve would never put himself in danger on purpose, obviously, that would be silly, but their line of work is very dangerous, of course, so it’s totally normal to get put in the hospital six more times over the course of two months

Tony keeps coming & stays longer each time, at first to bitch Steve out, then to bitch at the others too, until bitching turns to mild tolerance turns to genuine discussions of how things could’ve been handled better turns to compromises and everything goes back to the way it ALWAYS SHOULD HAVE BEEN if Millar/the Russo bros/Marvel in general could’ve just left well enough alone for once

Ticklish  HCs

- Ethan would be hella ticklish, let’s be honest

- Tyler totally uses this to his advantage 

- Like he uses it to cheer Ethan up after a long day, or to get his way (not for serious stuff)

- Like they’re trying to choose a movie and Ethan suggests Pulp Fiction for the millionth time 

- “As much as I love this movie, don’t you think we can watch something else Eth?”

- “Depends.” 

- “On what?”

- “The argument you have to make for a different movie.”

-  Cue Tyler pulling Ethan close

- “You know,” he says, gently resting his hands on Ethan’s waist, “I think I can make a good argument.” 

- He then begins to tickle Ethan with n o m e r c y

- Ethan tries to get away, but he can’t

- Ethan would be doing his giggle™

- “Al-alright! We can watch what you want, fine!”

Or:

- The one where Ethan is not ticklish at all, but Tyler is 

- He’d be the jumpy ticklish person

- Like nobody would even expect that until they’re asked who’s ticklish on a stream 

- “Are you ticklish, Tyler?” “Uhh, No…”

- Everybody is like  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but don’t bother to try anything 

- That is until one day Ethan brushes Tyler’s side accidentally and he jumps back and is biting back a chuckle when he goes “Don’t touch my side!”

- Ethan uses this to mess with Tyler until he learns that Tyler’s neck is more sensitive than his sides

- So he will sneak up behind Tyler when he’s sitting down and blow his neck 

- Or like he’ll have Tyler dress up for a skit and he must wear this necklace/scarf for it 

- Ethan finding it hilarious 

- Tyler would endure it because Ethan found it funny

- Just kidding he would deal with it on camera but off camera he would hate it, especially if it’s often 

how about some headcanons of how a sleepover would go between the girls and their s/o?

Sure! Very cute!

Maki Harukawa

  • She doesn’t find a problem with it, claiming that she’s quite used to sharing a bed and space with other children.
  • She’ll tidy up and get as many blankets and pillows as she can find to create a cute little bed for you.
  • Once you arrive, she’ll sit in complete silence until you suggest something.
  • When you do, she’ll reluctantly agree, and go along with talking, cuddling, doing whatever you so please.
  • She seems unenthusiastic, and’ll apologize for that.
  • These just aren’t her thing, you know?

Kirumi Toujou

  • She oddly seems pleased that you would propose such a thing, saying that she would be overjoyed to be your host for the night.
  • She insists that you come to her place, seeing as she’d rather spend the night in a tidy, familiar environment.
  • When you arrive, the place is spotless and she’s waiting at the door to take your coat, bags, anything you may have.
  • You tell her that she doesn’t have to be so formal, and that it’s just you, which catches her off guard.
  • After all, she’s served people who hosted sleepovers before, and this was what she’s always done?
  • So should she do the same for you?
  • She’ll still offer do do little things for you throughout the night, such as offering foot rubs or a massage.
  • You eventually convince her to stop fretting about and sit down, and the two of you spend the night watching documentaries and reading to each other!

Angie Yonaga

  • This girl is literally shaking from excitement when the idea is posed!
  • She wants to make the night absolutely perfect and to be able to spend as much time as possible with you!
  • The house is a mess of pillows, canvas, paint and blankets when you arrive and she’s waiting for you with a b i g smile and hug!
  • She’s planned so many fun games!! She’s super excited to play them with you!
  • She may intend on staying up the entire night with you
  • She first has you draw with her as she blasts music at top volume, singing along with it every so often.
  • She’ll then have you lay on your back with her, and stare at the ceiling, talking for hours over anything that comes to mind!
  • Her ceiling totally has glow in the dark stars
  • She eventually falls asleep there, and looks quite cute! It’s a good night!

Kaede Akamatsu

  • She invites you over to her place, and seems quite happy to make the first move.
  • She tells you to bring the warmest pajamas you have and a bunch of pillows.
  • She sits with you in silence for a few moments after you arrive before insisting that she has no idea what to do.
  • They two of you h a v e to do something, in her opinion.
  • This eventually ends in her going to vent her boredom out through the piano, and offering you a chance to listen.
  • You eventually fall asleep there as her soft melodies drift you to sleep.

Miu Iruma

  • At first, she teases you, asking if you were too afraid to sleep on your own, or if your were afraid of the dark.
  • This teasing soon turns to her asking if you wanted to do something special tonight.
  • Once you assure her that your intentions are pure, and suggest a sleepover idea, she calls you a dreaming schoolgirl.
  • She agrees nonetheless, and practically b e g s for you to come to her place, for she wants to show you some new stuff she’s been working on!
  • She somehow convinces you to agree that you would try her newest “Do it while you sleep” invention later on.
  • You’ll probably regret it, but she looks super excited, and you couldn’t turn that face down.
  • She’s never had sleepovers like this before, she she honestly has not a clue what to do
  • She won’t go any further, but’ll end up talking your ear off the entire night.
  • At one point as you’re talking, she’ll force you to feed her chips as she lies on your lap.
  • The night eventually ends with her nodding off there, having exhausted herself out, and you two sleep there!

Himiko Yumeno

  • She’d rather not make a big deal about it, after all, it’s just spending the night together.
  • Her place is a complete mess with cards and clothes strewn everywhere.
  • She apologizes, saying that she couldn’t find the energy to clean up with a laugh.
  • She tells you that she’s immensely tired, and would just like to chill the entire night.
  • She suggests a movie, and you agree!
  • It’s probably Wizard of Ox or a fairy movie
  • She makes popcorn and sits next to you, resting her head on your shoulder the entire time, seeming mostly preoccupied with the movie.
  • She yawns a couple times, and often begs you to stroke her head as she’s leaning against you, finding it calming.
  • She totally doesn’t accidentally choke on popcorn. Nope. Didn’t happen.
  • She gets pretty sleepy halfway through, and you have to help her to bed! Overall, it’s a chill, but nice night!

Tsumugi Shirogane

  • She f r e a k s out!
  • She’s seen so many episodes of anime where sleepovers were a time to bond!
  • She’s never really had many before, and even though it’s just between the two of you, she goes all out.
  • This means setting out your favorite foods, drinks, along with hers!
  • This means setting out your favorite foods, drinks, along with hers!
  • Of course she’s set up common sleepover activities that she learned from reading online
  • She offers to do your nails, or, that you can do hers! She apologizes that the only thing she knows how to do is gradients, and that she would like to learn how to do fancier designs sometime.
  • She’ll offer to make you a fancy drink if you so please, and is honestly planning on doing whatever you want her to do the entire night.
  • She just wants you to have a good time!!
  • She’s selected a long lineup of her favorite animated movies and anime episodes, in case you wanted to treat her to watching them!
  • If you agree, she’ll be ecstatic, and practically d r a g you to the couch to watch them with a smile that could light up an entire room.
  • She gets too absorbed to speak much, but it’s still enjoyable!
  • She totally doesn’t stay up the entire night

Tenko Chabashira

  • She’s super flustered at the mention of a sleepover, at first thinking it as in inappropriate gesture.
  • She was n e v e r able to have them as a kid, and honestly finds them a bit weird.
  • She proposes the idea of spending the night in her dojo, though shoots it down after realizing there’s not much there.
  • Some way or another she ends up in your house, not quite knowing why she’s there.
  • She tells you that if you just wanted to sleep in the same bed, then you just should have said so earlier.
  • You then explain the concepts of a sleepover, and the games you could play, and she begins to understand it.
  • She’ll then hoist you on her back and parade throughout the house with you, laughing.
  • You’ll play and stretch some more before she insists she’ll sleep early, begging you to do the same. A good night’s rest is important, you know?
Why The Blockbuster Movie Bubble Will Burst In 2018

In 2013, Steven Spielberg and George Lucas predicted the film industry as we know it would “implode” if/when, in the near future, too many wildly expensive blockbuster movies flopped. And if ever there were a year for an implosion on that scale to occur it would be 2018, the year when there are nearly as many major studio tentpole releases as there are weeks in the year. Well, here’s the thing …

Do you like big blockbuster movies? The kind that will make a billion dollars but will never be financially profitable, thanks to Hollywood’s shady accounting practices? If so, here’s the insane slate of blockbusters 2018 has to offer:

Avengers: Infinity War, Ready Player One, Pacific Rim 2, Aquaman, Toy Story 4, Deadpool 2, Black Panther, The Flash, How To Train Your Dragon 3, Ant-Man And The Wasp, Jurassic World 2, The Predator, Fifty Shades Freed, Jungle Book: Origins, Marry Poppins Returns, Tomb Raider, Alita: Battle Angel, Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them 2, The Secret Life Of Pets 2, an animated Spider-Man movie, Hotel Transylvania 3, The Wolf Man, Wreck-It Ralph 2, the Star Wars Han Solo spinoff, the Transformers Bumblebee spinoff, Maze Runner: The Death Cure, How The Grinch Stole Christmas, Gigantic (Disney’s next hand-drawn animated musical).

Here’s another seven movies that, at the time of publishing, don’t have solid release dates but are scheduled for 2018:

Madagascar 4, Independence Day 3, Gambit (an X-Men spinoff), The Invisible Man, Venom (a Spider-Man spinoff), Uprising (Bryan Singer’s big-budget movie about a war on the goddamn moon), Mission: Impossible 6.

And then there are the spots in the schedule studios have claimed but haven’t specified what movies are going to be released. Like Nov. 2, 2018, the date Disney plans to release another live-action adaptation of an animated movie they made 50 years ago. Or March 2, the day Marvel and Fox will, presumably, release whatever scraps of the X-Men franchise they can cobble together into a movie with a tube of Elmer’s glue.

And all of it would have been even crazier if Warner Bros. hadn’t decided to haul The Lego Movie 2 out of its original July 2018 release date and into the safe confines of February 2019, where it will likely destroy box office records instead of getting lost in the shuffle of an unreasonably packed 2018 release schedule.

So 2018 will see the release over 40 massive, tentpole movies. There are nearly 20 releases that happen exactly a week apart. This means that Marvel’s Black Panther will have only a week to make most of its money before Pacific Rim 2 steals its audience, which will give the unnamed Marvel/Fox movie a week to make its money before Wreck-It Ralph 2 comes out, which will only have a week before The Flash and/or Tomb Raider comes out, because Warner Bros. is dumb and scheduled two of their own tentpole movies for the same day. And all of those movies will be released in February and March, the two months studios usually use as a landfill to dump the movies they think suck.

The year isn’t just crowded; it’s a clusterfuck, and there are going to be big casualties. There are too many massive movies and not enough people to watch them.

Less and less people are watching movies in theaters, but studios are making more than ever on theatrical releases. Why? The average price of a ticket has nearly doubled, from $4.35 in 1995 to $8.43 in 2015. Right now, in 2016, the average ticket price is the highest it’s ever been: $8.66. For that uptick you can thank 3D movies and premium-seating theaters with dining and alcoholic-beverage options that make falling asleep during a movie more luxurious than ever. As studios spend more per ticket on big movies that result in less-than-impressive returns, they’re making fewer mid-range films. While we’re all being dazzled by comic book adaptations, cinematic universes, and sequels to movies released 20 years ago, the middle-class of the film industry is dying. Those less expensive comedies, thrillers, and dramas aren’t being made anymore (at least for theater distribution), even though their smaller budgets make it easier for them to turn a profit.

What does all of that mean? Spielberg and Lucas will tell you.

Without much breathing room, all of these movies are going to start cannibalizing each other’s revenues. And that’s why 2018 has the potential to be a year of reckoning for Hollywood’s blockbuster industrial complex.

Or 2018 will end up being the year when two of the film industry’s back-up plans for financial success will succeed beyond everyone’s wildest expectations and we’ll get an unstoppable train of blockbusters every month of every year until we all die after Michael Bay blows a moon-sized hole in the Earth while filming Transformers 15.

Hollywood is making these gigantic movies not just for American audiences but for the rest of the world, too. Mostly China. Pacific Rim is getting a sequel in 2018, even though it only recouped $101 million domestically of its $191 million budget. But then it made $114 million in China, with a grand total of $411 million worldwide. Warcraft was a colossal failure by American standards, making only a pathetic $46 million domestically on a budget of $160 million … and it’s more than likely getting a sequel after it reeled in $376 million worldwide, with $156 million of that coming from China alone. It beat out the box office totals of The Force Awakens and every Marvel movie. The American film industry is going to keep pumping out gigantic movies, even if they suck terribly and their predecessors bombed here, because nothing gets lost in translation when the movie you’re trying to sell overseas is about robots punching monsters.

The lesson here is that studios are learning to not give a shit if a hugely expensive movie sucks. The reason for that goes deeper than just overseas box office returns. Summer blockbusters are spreading out into every other month on the calendar, partly because every studio either has or desperately wants their own mega-franchise that can launch 1,000 smaller franchises that will generate ancillary revenues from now until the end of the (cinematic) universe. The idea isn’t new, but it’s recently been taken to its logical extreme.

According to shady Hollywood accounting, every movie by Marvel Studios up to the first Avengers movie actually lost money. About $50 million each. That’s considered a failure if you only think of them as individual movies and not as a small piece of a sprawling multimedia empire of geeky shit with dozens of parts that prop each other up. People aren’t buying tickets to a single comic book movie. They’re watching a dozen movies, a handful of TV shows, and buying the DVD and Blu-ray box sets. Toys and action figures and apps and theme park tickets and Iron Man-shaped dildos and life-sized Hulk fist butt plugs all play a big part of that too, but they aren’t nearly as important as the development of a franchise. The same could be said for pretty much everything under the Disney banner, from Star Wars to Frozen to anything made by Pixar. One new movie in a theater is an excuse for a studio to make a fortune on ancillary revenues that flip a failure into a success because the meta-franchise is doing OK. And it’s not just Disney. It’s Paramount with Transformers. It’s Warner Bros. with the DC cinematic universe and Harry Potter. It’s Universal with Fast And The Furious. And Universal with their weird monster movie shared universe. And Universal with Jurassic Park. Universal needs an intervention. They’re out of their goddamn minds.

According to corporate strategy consultant Matthew Ball (whose three-part investigation into the failures that result in spectacular successes of this mega-franchise trend is a must-read), all of these movies with hyper-inflated budgets that are a part of Hollywood’s obsession with blockbusters have been eating into each other’s box office revenues for some time, often resulting in huge movies that never turn a profit but get a sequel/spinoff anyway. He predicts blockbusters will soon start eating into each other’s ancillary revenues as well, negating each other’s safety nets. So, what happens when studios, who are heavily relying on ancillary revenues to spin their losses into profits, have chewed away each other’s back-up plans? I don’t know. But we’ll find out in 2018.

By: Luis Prada

Have some random Haikyuu!! headcanons out of nowhere! i don’t even know what I’m doing anymore tbh, like, I’m literally spending my free time writing Haikyuu!! hcs when I should be writing an essay. (this anime will be the end of me)

  • Bokuto’s favorite movie is Alvin and the chipmunks, but he can never watch it on his own without crying, so the other members of Fukurodani have to watch it with him
  • When I say the rest of Fukurodani I mean Akaashi because everyone else makes up excuses on why they can’t go
  • Iwaizumi probably can’t drink at all, he’s a total lightweight and is definitely a clingy drunk. Oikawa doesn’t mind though, actually he thinks it’s the funniest most adorable thing ever (he also takes a lot of pictures, but Iwa-chan doesn’t need to know that)
  • Fukunaga is the best at throwing Halloween parties, they’re always super detailed and just overall great. No one really know it’s him who plans them tho, not even the rest of the volleyball team
  • Terushima likes to go ghost hunting with the rest of Johzenji even though none of them ever want to go. Imagine one day Terushima trying to convince Daishou to go on a date with him and Daishou says yes, but instead of taking him on a date Teru takes him to an abandoned house in the middle of the night
  • Asahi has nearly blinded himself by spraying deodorant into his eye. He thought he was for real gonna die and started crying and breaking down, until Daichi and Suga finally decided to bring him to the hospital
  • Kuroo likes to eat nutela straight from the jar, he’ll just dip his spoon in and take a giant glop of it. One time Yaku slapped the spoon out of his hand and what did Kuroo do? He stuck his hand in the jar is what he did (Yaku has never been more disappointed with his children) 
  • Futakuchi once got so tired of waiting for his video to load that, in a fit of rage and frustration, he smashed the laptop on the ground then threw it out an open window. The worst part is that it wasn’t even his laptop, it was Aone’s
  • Yaku usually never misses school, so when he doesn’t show up for a week rumors start going around that he died, and some people actually believe it especially Lev. Everyone freaks out when he comes back the following week. (he went on some rich person vacation w/ his family and didn’t bother telling anyone) 
  • Hanamaki once tried to convince a drunk Matsukawa to wear a dress, it worked and thus Drag Queen Matsun was born. Matsun saw the pictures the next day and instead of getting angry he’s like “damn I look good~”
  • Hanamaki breathes a heavy sigh of relief,and he agrees, Matsun looks amazing
  • Kuroo is also a drag queen and a pretty good one too. It all started when Kenma asked him to wear a dress which then escalated to Yaku doing his makeup, Kai doing his hair, and Yamamoto and Fukunaga 
  • The captains dress up in drag and have a competition, no one wins because they all end up cheating and Oikawa sabotages Kuroo (who he had an alliance with) by pushing him off the stage durring his dance number
  • Matsun was the judge

The podcast I’m listening to about Hollywood History has led me to discover so many historical gems. Like did you know that an executive producer on Man of Steel got his start as a hairdresser for prostitutes?

His name is Jon Peters. He used to brag that he got his start styling their pubic hair (he uses more vulgar terms). He dropped out of Middle School and is completely illiterate, and proud of it! He’s also a producer on Tim Burton’s Batman and Superman Returns, and an ep on Batman Returns. Plus a lot of other hit movies. So did an illiterate hairdresser to the prostitutes wind up a big shot Hollywood producer? Two words:

Barbra Streisand.

Seriously. Peters got his break when washed up movie star Sonja Henie hired him to do her hair. From there he made enough Hollywood connections to land a job interview with Babs. Upon meeting her he remarked “You’ve got a great ass!” He seduced her, they were married, and he inserted himself into her career. He convinced her to sign on for a remake of A Star Is Born, and make the studio name them producers on the film. They turned the movie into a total vanity project, even using their own clothes and furniture as props for the movie, and fought constantly with each other and with the rest of the crew. But the movie made money, and Peters was established as a producer, although he still couldn’t read.

After their marriage fell apart on Yentl he landed at WB and became involved with Superman in the 90s. All those infamous failed reboot attempts Kevin Smith and others have talked about–the insistence that he shouldn’t fly, that he have a Chewbaka style sidekick, etc.–those demands were all Peters. He hasn’t actually produced a movie since 2001, and he’s considered unemployable in today’s studio culture, but for legal reasons he got the credits on Returns and MoS, and a share of the gross. He claims he still tried to be involved though, to the point that Christopher Nolan had to ban him from the MoS set.

And that is how an illiterate, prostitute hairdresser, Trump voter (but he didn’t tell Babs), was paid 10-15 million dollars to do absolutely nothing on MoS. If anything ever captured why we both love and hate Hollywood, it’s that.

wesnest  asked:

I really love your guys' responses (the bird one is a personal fave : >) and I'm in a Ghibli mood! So how about some scenarios based on the RFA+V and Saeran watching their favorite Ghibli film with MC?!

A/N: AAAAAAA I LOVE STUDIO GHIBLI’S! LET’S HAVE A MOVIE MARATHON!! (Also thank you very much! I had so much fun on the bird one ^^) ~Admin 404

 

*YOOSUNG:

               -MC wants to watch a movie?

               -“LEMME PICK LEMME PICK LEMME PICK!!!!!!” okay yoosung jfc fINE

               -He picks one that he thinks is as cute as you!!!

               -Kiki’s Delivery Service!!!!

               -Come on! It’s got an adorable cat familiar and a witch who works as a delivery girl!

               -She has to overcome a hardship to get her powers back!!!!

               -IT’S MAGICAL AND CUTE MC WATCH IT WITH ME

               -He’d try to cuddle you close but he’s kind of like a little kid!! He still gets really excited like it’s the first time he’s watching it!

               -“MC LOOK, WATCH THIS PART!!!!!!!”

               - okay i would if i couLD HEAR IT YOOSUNG PLS CALM DOWN

*ZEN:

               -It has a princess in it….

               -You’re HIS princess…..

               -IT MAKES SENSE okay sure it does oppa,  so he turns on The Tale of Princess Kaguya!

               -Vows if he ever finds a small child in bamboo he’ll take care of the child like in the movie

               -Love love loves that she refuses the multiple guys advances

               - Take note MC, ALL MEN ARE WOLVES

               -Forgot to tell you it was sad

               - okay but whY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS TO ME

               -Holds you close at the end and consoles you when you cry

               -“What? MC! I’m not crying! There’s…something in my eye. DON’T LAUGH AT ME!!”

*JAEHEE:

               - are you sure we can’t just watch one of zen’s dvds

               -Also picks a cute one!

               -Come on MC the fish turns into a human for love it’s cute

               - okay but is Ponyo NOT like the Little Mermaid??

               -Though she really likes this movie, she’s always the type to make mum comments

               -“They’re much too young to be in love. Who thought of this?”

               -“Why was this little boy not freaked out at the fact this fish turned into a girl?”

               -“IF A FISH LICKED BLOOD OFF OF MY FINGER IT’D BE DEAD AND I’D BE RUNNING”

               - baehee pls omg

               -“Why is this boy’s mother not concerned about all of this, ridiculous”

*JUMIN:

               -The Cat Returns.

               -Did you expect anything different

               -it’S GOT SO MANY CATS!!!!!

               -He’s seen it so many times, that he doesn’t need to pay much attention

               -So he puts Elizabeth the Third on his stomach as he lays his head in your lap

               - jesus christ MC pls run your fingers through his floof

               -Quiet throughout the whole movie

               -If you ask him a question about it, he shushed you and tells you to just watch it

               - but juju i am watching it i just need an answer to oNE QUESTION PLEASE

               -He actually falls asleep in the middle of the movie and gets embarrassed about it

*SAEYOUNG:

               -It’s a movie about how you have to work hard to be free!!!

               -It’s literally the same theme as his life! rip why did i do that to myself lmao

               -Spirited Away!

               -He likes to tell the back stories to all of the spirits shown in the movie!!!

               -You just sit and listen to it no matter how many times you see this movie because he gets so excited!!!

               -He’ll get really dramatic with his gasps, grip the edge of his seat, the works

               -No-Face is his favourite!

               - totally doesnt cosplay as him and stands over you the moment you wake up just to hear you scream

               -If you actually want to watch the movie without him jumping around, you have to sit on his lap- he’ll calm down and rest his chin on your shoulder, but still makes silly sound effects against your ear

*V:

               -Grave of the Fireflies!!!

               -Loves the history in the movie

               - secret history nerd how cute

               -The hardships that these children go through break his heart ;A;

               -BUT THAT DOESN’T STOP HIM FROM WATCHING IT ANYWAY

               -The little boy’s love and dedication to his sister inspires him so much

               -He loves to bundle up in a blanket and hold you close when you two are watching it

               -Has history fun facts ready to tell you cutecutecute

               -Will hold you close, rub your back, and whisper sweet words against your head when you cry over it okay listen MC is emotional beCAUSE THESE MOVIES CAN GET SAD DONT JUDGE ME

               -Every time he watches this movie, he gets fired up and wants to immediately leave the house and help people in need sweetheart its midnight i appreciate your fire but itll be better to help in the morning

*SAERAN:

               - the sootballs represent his soul

               - what a fuckin edgelord

               -My Neighbor Totoro!

               -Honestly wants to own one of the forest spirits

               -Who is he kidding, he wants his own life-sized Totoro, cAN YOU IMAGINE SLEEPING ON ONE MC?!?!

               -Pouts when he mentions that this is his favourite movie. Don’t call him cute. He’s allowed to enjoy a cute little movie with no violence in it. LET HIM HAVE THIS

               -“It’d be dope if there was a real life Catbus” “Saeran you’d be way too suspicious to actually get a ride from it” “OKAY, AND?

               -He’d rather watch the movie from a laptop, so the two of you can stay in bed

               -Sits criss-crossed and makes you sit in his lap so he can put his chin on your shoulder

               - gets distracted halfway through and ends up kissing the back of your neck and shoulder, but you keep ignoring him so he falls asleep instead

hc; wonwoo

head·ca·non /noun/

-to note a particular belief which has not been used in the universe of whatever program or story they follow, but seems to make sense to that particular individual

wonwoo headcanons-

- has a book about gardening on the coffee table

- SWEATER PAWS x10000

- sunflowers are his fav

- probably still sleeps with a stuffed animal

- very comforting if you’re ever having a bad day

- holding hands makes him feel very safe and loved

- likes to share new music he finds with you and likes you to do the same with him

- will sit on a balcony with you during a thunderstorm so he can just watch and listen as you’re in his arms

- smells like the sea and the embers of a fireplace

- tastes like warm milk and honey

- buys funny hats for you to do fashion shows with

- loses himself in music

- totally down to cuddle any time of the day

- likes making large salads with you with all of your fav veggies so that you guys can cuddle on the couch and watch a movie while still being healthy, amazing

- a little embarrassed to admit it, but he thinks lace looks rlly nice on you

- another ball of fluff that likes to hold hands while making out

- likes anything watermelon flavored

- morning voice  UGH

- likes mini potted plants and thinks they’re cute af

- enjoys sleeping cuddled up with his hand resting against your chest to feel you breathing

BAP!boyfriend - Daehyun

Yongguk | Himchan | Youngjae | Jongup | Zelo

Originally posted by ab1004

I swear I tried reaaaaaaally hard not to let my bias show too much 😬

•Cheesecake kisses - Honestly, his kisses always have some flavor to them
•Tonnes of skinship. Basically if you are in his presence, he needs to be touching you - it’s kind of a comfort for him to have that tangible proof that you are with him
•Serious fuckboy about 25% of the time - And by ‘serious’ I mean not even he can keep a straight face about it ½ the time
•Foodie about 50% of the time
•Actually the sweetest boyfriend ever about 25% of the time
•Who am I kidding, foodie 100% of the time - the other parts just kind of overlap into that
•Surprise visits to your home for a movie night together. He comes prepared with several bags full of food - enough for about a dozen more people
•Daily (probably multiple) selfies. And he expects them in return
•He also expects pictures of your meals… you know to make sure you’re eating well. He totally doesn’t have a food porn problem
•All jokes aside, he truly will want to make sure you’re well fed and well rested and never stressed. You probably won’t ever find someone as caring as this one
•Probably cries more than you at sad movies
•Definitely more outbursts than you while watching dramas
•Serious drama binging - There also may or may not be arguments over who you’re cheering for the lead to end up with
•Teasing pouts and pretend jealousy when you fangirl over drama characters or other idols, but even he can’t take himself too seriously
•Real jealousy doesn’t happen too often; when he is bit by the green monster he becomes unusually quiet - this is pretty much how he is whenever he gets upset
•He would love taking you out and showing you off. Your relationship is very public because this sweet bean wouldn’t be able to keep it to himself
•Holy catwoman, that smitten smolder though
•And then there’s that teasing smirk when he gets super greasy 
•He’s pretty much dripping wit grease like 30% of the time, but it’s all in good fun (and he totally gets blushy about it afterward)
•Random roleplaying. I don’t even mean in the bedroom, but just out of no where you start playing house or cops and robbers which leads to screaming and running around the house like madmen. I almost feel bad for those around you, but they’re used to it by now
•Late night conversations where he pours his heart out and makes sure you know how much you mean to him
•Couples E V E R Y T H I N G. He’s so incredibly smitten and finds a little too much joy in showing it
•Embarrassing picture of you sleeping next to (or on top of) him just happens to be his lock screen.  His background is a couple’s selfie
•Almost half of the photos on his phone are pictures or you, and about ½ of those may or may not be pretty embarrassing candid shots
•So much bragging about your to the members
•Double dates with Youngjae with the main objective to mess with him the whole time - granted, that’s Dae speaking. You’re cool with just sitting back with Jae’s girl and watching the boys make fools of themselves
•노래방 (karaoke) dates
•Constant loud singing - Seriously, imagine listening to him singing in the shower <3
•He’ll totally have his phone ready to record you any time you sing. Those recordings will be most comforting to him while he’s away on tour
•Skype calls any and every chance he gets while he’s away - even if he does end up getting constantly interrupted by the others wanting to say ‘hi’ to you as well
•Hearty laughs
•Any time he visits another country, he’ll return with a sweet gift - usually in the form of your favorite clothing item
•He will literally do anything you asked. Want to practice your makeup skills? He’ll happily be your Guiana pig. Dying from your menstrual cycle? You wouldn’t even have to ask for the plethora of chocolates he’ll bring for you
•Cuddlessssssss galore! 
•Y’all take turns being the big spoon
•Tickle wars
•Nose kisses - And he absolutely loves the way you scrunch your nose every time
•Random shyness when he wants affection
•A bit of neediness when it comes to your attention
•Disagreements last a whole .5 seconds before you both call truce because you just can’t. More often than not, those little arguments you do have are ½ joking anyway. There may be some passive aggressive undertones, but neither of you get too serious with your anger
Overall~ A relationship with Dae would include quite a bit of energy and even more food, with a lack of silence. There would be a definitely playfulness to how you relate with one another, and it’s contagious to those around. It’s dang obvious that you guys are completely in love with one another. There’s points when you are totally that couple.  At the same time, others can’t help but to ship the crud out of you.  There’s so much care radiating from him; he wants only the best for you because your happiness is his own happiness.  His girl isn’t just his girlfriend, she’s his best friend (Sorry Youngjae). Spending time together is everything to him - whether it’s just awkwardly cuddling in weird positions while having a movie marathon or going out and enjoying each other’s company while goofing off and getting yourself kicked out of every store in the mall.  Time with him is as fun as it is fulfilling.  It’s all carefree and somewhat childish at times with the exception of those times when things actually get serious and you fulfill each other in new ways.  Dae offers such a casual aura that your relationship reflects just that - it’s simple, relaxed and doesn’t take much effort to maintain. You guys just get each other; it’s a friendship on fire <3

Seventeen reaction to you being sick (5/13)

A/N: All reactions are based solely on my opinion, I hope you enjoy!

- Admin Lara

S.Coups:

The nurturing side of him would really kick in and he’ll refuse to leave you. He’d insist you lay in bed all day and rest while he prepares meals and medicine for you. It would honestly be a blessing to get sick with him around, you’d feel like royalty. 

Originally posted by j1nwoo

Jeonghan: 

What a lazy child this one is. I can totally see him faking to be sick so he could get another member to make him soup, he’d then of course bring the soup to you to help fill you up, claiming he worked hard to get it. He’d also most likely stay at home with his sick lover and have a movie marathon with you on the couch and him in the chair next to it. 

Originally posted by gyuwoo

Joshua:

Lil’ angel would be so concerned for you. He’d be constantly taking your temperature and checking to see if you feel any better. He’d want you to feel comfortable so he’d rub your shoulders to help you relax while you two watched TV together. Would also drug you up on all the medicines he could. 

Originally posted by jisood

Jun:

He’d be a bit confused on what to do. He’d be a bit unsure of what medications to give you considering they’re different from what he was used to back home. Jun would probably make you a nice warm Chinese dish to comfort you, one that his mom had once made for him when he was feeling ill.

Originally posted by infinitblaq

Hoshi:

This hyper child would immediately feel bad for you when he heard his lover was feeling under the weather. He’d stop at a drugstore on his way home to purchase medicine and a can of soup for you. When he gets home he’d immediately walk over to you and feel your forehead, taking his hand away when he feel how hot you are. He would then get a cold damp rag to put on your head to help break the fever.

Originally posted by ultimatehoshitrash