it took me 2 hours to do

So I decided to try and carve a pumpkin...

…It was hell, but it was worth it!

Right from the getgo, I wanted to carve a Bendy into a pumpkin. (Which I didn’t consider might be very hard to do since you can’t full cut anything out but we’ll get back to that later) So my mom surprised me with this pumpkin, and I immediately went to work with it.

At some point I got into a very Sonic mood, so I decided I was gonna do a Sonic too.

Then I tackled the first phase of this living hell called Bendy. Getting this design on the pumpkin? Straight up murdered my poor perfectionist side. Gave in and just free-drew some lines after I got some basic shapes down.

Got some help from my mom cutting out the top because I was paranoid I’d fuck up somehow. After that, the struggle was mine alone yet again. However she did show me something that I don’t know if anyone does because I hardly ever carve pumpkins:

Stick toothpicks into the top at the halfway point to make sure it doesn’t fall into the pumpkin. (It also creates this cool looking effect that you’ll see later.)

Then, the carving began. 4 hours of carving. And neither of them wanted to cooperate. Starting with Sonic, I realized immediately that I MIGHT have chosen the wrong Sonic to work with considering all the thin lines and eyes not having anything to connect to. There’s also the fact that I chose the hardest way to carve this thing because now, looking back, it could have been done better. Looks a mess without a light in it, so I’ll show an image of it lit in the end.

And then there’s Bendy. Fucking. Bendy.

As I said before, you cannot fully cut out anything with Bendy; it’ll cause everything to cave in. So instead, you have to lightly carve layer after layer down until it’s at a point where it’s see-through but still connected. 

That’s a LOT of gentle carving. And that’s what made it hell.

Cause see, I didn’t have any pumpkin carving tools. Oh no, none of those. I had three kitchen knifes and a butter knife.

A BUTTER KNIFE.

AND I COULDN’T CARVE WITH THE NORMAL KNIVES OR I’D CUT TOO DEEP.

I finally get to Bendy’s face, and then he decides he wants to be difficult and the layer suddenly becomes VERY THIN. One wrong move and his whole face would have caved in. So I had to move even slower with this butter knife to get to a reasonable stopping point ‘cause this pumpkin was just done with me and my bull it seemed. In the end, putting a candle in it made it all worth it though.

Still wish I could’ve done Sonic a bit better. As you can see, his eye is held in place by two halves of a toothpick. That middle curve separating the front and middle quills are also held in place because that were too thin to stand on their own. Unfortunately, as I am typing this, that part of the pumpkin has now fallen away, but it stood though the night long enough for me to get a picture :>

I think this little hellspawn is my favorite though. And on his side of the pumpkin, you can see the light from the suspended top better. He glows the brightest and is the clearest of the two. His thinner lines (the mouth and his chin) fell apart right at the end though, but he still looks good! I dumbly called him Bumpkin the Pumpkin and that just made this even more worth it.

sigh

okay guys, it’s another foggy brain day and I don’t know what’s going on with me but for about 5 days now, I’ve been unfocused and muddled and i’m getting jack crap done. I thought I got a decent amount of non art related stuff done yesterday until I reviewed my list and realized that no not really…. and it’s starting to wear on my patience.  Unless i’m mindlessly scrolling social media I can’t focus on shit.  It’s 2 in the afternoon here and I haven’t gotten anything accomplished from my to do list today (or yesterday’s list for that matter).  I suppose sinuses and sinus medicine aren’t helping but still–

Normally when I’m spun out, I sit and make a plan. A plan, a list, a schedule, calms me.  I can’t even focus to do that.  This post took me half hour to wrtie because I kept getting off track.

What do y’all do on days like this?

Originally posted by sir-maximillian-goof

also my olicity bed is crappily made but its the best i could do because I searched for 2 hours straight for their bedset and it dOES NOT EXIST

so I took a screenshot from 4x06 and cut their bed into pieces (hard to do w/ them on top of it) and pasted it onto another bedset in s4s and BAM Olicity’s exact bedset

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Happy Birthday, Marimo! UwU

All of them had flowers I thought symbolized them and their colors best and then there’s these two:

Mihawk [ Anthurium : Hospitality ] & Perona [ Ghost flower ] Hehe.

“Awww, you’re so proud Mihawwkk.” “Quiet.”

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get to know me1/10 movies; marvel cinematic universe. 
“let’s do a head count here: your brother the demi-god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and you, big fella, you’ve managed to piss off every single one of them.”

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fake screenshot commission!!!

hey guys i was thinking to do commission of these still images and gifs for anybody who like his au or oc or other oc or their fav character from a show to turn this character into an epic pose of fake portion of a movie XD

so here is the rules:

-no NSFW

-i could do mechanics but if it’s too hard i can refuse

-any undertale aus allowed

-any ocs allowed

-any tv show characters are allowed

-it should be a simple animation don’t request a complicated ones

prizes for animations could vary from 15$ to 25$ depends on it’s complexity for still images will be -8$ from it’s cost animated also extra prize +5$ for extra character

also…..!!!!

video game character commission!!!

you want your au/oc/other’s oc/tv show character turn into a video game animated character then here it is!

you can also choose a special move for it!!

  • the same rules applies
  • the cost for one video game character will be 12$
  • the cost for one video game character + a special move/attack will be 20$
  • the cost for an extra video game character interacting with another by attacking or getting damage will be 25$

video game characters original idea from @blogthegreatrouge

payments are going to be by paypal

did you consider it?….then message me DM or on superyoumna@gmail.com discussing about the character you want to be animated or imaged if it’s an oc or an au i don’t know then send a ref sheet with the discussion …. if you have a certain pose or an action you want the character to do then put that too in the discussion….also these doesn’t take any time from me each animated one took me time from 1 to 2 hours so your request is going to be finished fast.

after finishing the commission it’s going to be posted on tumblr tagging you in it

hello everyone!! today i hit my first thousand!! ive only been on this website for about 2 months so the fact that ive already hit a thousand already is absolutely insane to me!! im so incredibly overwhelmed with genuine happiness and love for each and every one of you, whether we talk or not, i love you immensely and care about you more than you could ever imagine. one thousand individuals all with you own thoughts and feelings and problems and lives, i love you all and i cant thank you enough.

now that being said, im gonna be doing a follow forever!! 


peoples whos usernames are bolded are people im in a groupchat with ( i obviously love you guys so much its just easier on me to do that) and my favs on here are italicized :)

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@acephan @agastopiaphan @angelicboylester @angelphannie @apricityphil @aprilphools @articulatehowell @astronautdan @astronomicaldan @banhowell @blackheartphan @blissdaniel @bloomhowell @bloomingphil @boncasphan @bookishlester @bork-borf-boof-heck @borkdan @bubblegumdan @bulbasaurphil @celestialesters @cheerfulphilip @cheeselester @childishphannie @chillphann @clear-sky-howell @cleverlester @cloudyphilip @cloverphan @colorlester @conventionalbullets @crescendohowell @cringe-attacks @cultlester @cursivehowell @cutiekatsuki @daffophils @daisy-howlter @danhowlite @dannyhowell @danisnotjesus @danjielhowell @danopoly @dansblobfish @dansforeheadcurl @danshine @dantlers @darksbane7 @dayphil @dearlylester @deepspacehowell @dogdnp @dolcephan @dropthebones 

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@earlgreyphil @eclipsehowelter @ephemeralester @eros-howell @fallinghowell @fertiledan @fireboltdan @floralpml @foreveralonephil @fringecheck @fringegaps @fuqboihowell @furryphil @galacticphan @galaxylestrr @glasshowell @gloaminghowell  @glomplester @glowinghowell @goddesslester @gravityphil @guitarcampfires @haruuhowell @hazyphil @heartphil @heathenshowell @heckdan @hesitant-dan @hhowell @holophil @howelloddle @httpsdaniel @hwlle @hyggelester 

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@iuminouslester @jesuscrotch @just-alot-of-trash @karisawaaa @killermess @lavender–lester @lavenderlacelester @lavenderlester @lawsofbiology @lesterally @lesterdreams @lesterie @lethologicahowell @librarylester @limitedlester @literalangellester @litraleehowell @little-lester @littlegreyhowell @lovelylilaclester @lsterr @luminaryphan @luminousphil @lunarlester @macaronidan @metalester @miloisqueer @moanew @mochilester @moonbeamphil @moonphilight @nasahowell @nervouslester @nihilismdan @nihilist-toothpaste @novocainehowell @obscurehowell @orionswinter

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@p-ea-chy @pansexualphil @paradisedan @pasteldaysandneonnights @patowan @phaked @phanadeux @phanamored @phanarchy @phanfucks @phanperra @philester @philiplesty @philledwithlove @phillester @philmings @philsadimple @philscactuses @philtea @phursonas @pigletkatsudon @planethowell @plantpotphil @playmyheartlikeadrum @princephil @pugjumper @purepastelphan @puritylester @radomthingz @radphil @rainbowshowell @ratinof @rebloggingphan @redwoodlester @rosegoldjh @rosemarydan @rosequartzlester @rosesforlester @roseyboys @rosy-phil @rosydnp @royaltydan 

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@sadboyhowells @satttan @scowlhowell @serenephil @shibainupml @skylerwritestoomuchphanfic @skyylovely @smarthedgehogs @snazzy-lester @softhowellester @softphil @softrosehowell @softylester @spaceboyhowelllester @sparklephil @sparkletroyeboy @starboydan @stardustphan @starrylester @stormydodes @strangerdogs @subbydingdan @sunflowerphilip  @sunflowerphilip @sunkissedlester @sunshinehowell @sweetpeachlester @teabaglester @thatblondwon @thicc-lesters @thiccphil @tigersinmyface @trashbinhowell @treasurelester @treephil @truantwentz @use-it-ironically @vanilla-dan @vyou @warmestdan @wavydanrises @whathowellwholester @winedan @wisehowell @yiffdan @youllregretlovingme @yuurihowell @zazzed-howell 


again thank you all for 1k, i never thought i would make it this far, i love all of u sm and if i forgot anyone pls feel free to punt me across a field. 

color whomst?

@danielhowell

a pathetic excuse to stare at that picture for 2 hours

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I really don’t know what I’m doing with my life anymore…. This took me like two hours. I think it’s pretty hilarious though. 

Craigslist room for rent goes sour.

I was in the process of joining the military, simply waiting for the date to enter service. “It would take at least a month, but no more than a year.” Apartment lease had expired, no month-to-month payment option. Looking for some short-term housing. I was single, worked 2 part time jobs, & had cash in savings. I’m quiet, flexible, simple needs. Just needed the simplest of accommodations. I went to Craig’s List.

Met with a woman who advertised a room for rent. We’ll call her “Jill”. Jill was 20something, single, and came from a wealthy family who bought her this small 3 bedroom house, gave her a nice car, paid her bills. Jill didn’t like to work, she just “sold her art”. She made awful graphic art fan fiction on her PC, probably never sold anything but was completely obsessed with her own work and would talk about it constantly. Jill had pets. So. Many. Pets. Like 20 cats, 4 dogs, a room of birds out of their cages, and several acquariums. A bit weird/slightly skewed version of reality, but seemed nice, had a room available and price was okay. I would pay a flat rate for rent and utilities, provide my own food, and come and go as I please. Neither of us ever signed anything, just details via text and email.

She benefited from my moving in as I had transferred my cable internet connection to her house. Got the modem hooked up and used my own wireless router and let her use it for free. I also have carpentry experience so I helper her repair some door frames and some wood trim in addition to patching up some drywall. Helped her out a lot, all while requesting nothing in return. The first week was nice.

Things fell apart rapidly after that. She became manipulative, started making financial demands. The electric bill was high, I needed to pay “my part”. She had bought enough groceries for both of us without informing me, but now that milk had soured and bread molded I needed to pay for “wasted groceries”. Old busted up door knob on the side of the house broke off while taking out trash, so I needed to buy a new one. Etc…

Individually these didn’t bother me much, but there was a pattern. After just weeks, living expenses had tripled the agreed upon amount. I told her that this couldn’t happen anymore. I would pay the agreed upon amount and buy my own food. Period. This settled things…for a week.

Got back from work. In my room my guitar was gone, and in its place, a bill. A bill from a plumber who had installed a toilet. “My bathroom” needed some work done. Jill had “lost all trust” that I would fulfill “financial obligations” after I “freaked out about money before.” My guitar was hostage, locked in her bedroom until I paid for her toilet upgrade. She literally added a padlock to her bedroom door.

Time to get out. I told her I was moving out the next day (a friend already offered me his guest-room). She could keep the guitar (it was a $100 pawn shop guitar). I wasn’t going to pay to fix her house anymore.

Upon packing things came the modem discussion. She was taking an online class since she now had an internet connection. She would get her own connection “in a few days”. I was angry with her but not yet vengeful. I agreed to let her use it until my connection got transferred.

A week later, called Jill the day before the cable transfer. She said she would drop off the equipment, oddly, only while I was at work. I texted a reminder, “please don’t forget to drop off modem”, and she responded, “left it in a bag outside your front door”. Weird, but whatever. I get home that night. No bag. No modem. I text, “did you leave it at the right house? can’t find it”, she responds, “yes”.

Cable got installed, still no modem. It’ll cost me if I don’t turn in the old one. Now I’m vengeful. She’s extorted money, I’ve been nothing but helpful and considerate, she’s stolen my things, now she’s probably lying and stealing more things - which will cost even more money.

Jill took a pottery class on Thursdays, out of the house for 2 hours. Her front door had a combination keypad for entry instead of keys. She claimed she would change the combo when I left, but probably didn’t know how to do that. Waited until after the time she left. Drove past. No one home. Parked a block away, walked to front door, entered the code. Still works. Straight to her bedroom. Not padlocked anymore. Look, there’s my router and modem, right where they shouldn’t be because they’re in a bag outside my friend’s place. Weird. Grab my modem & router, grab my guitar, insert a spare old burned admin copy of Win'98 into her cdrom, boot to CD, set it to work formatting her hard drive. She can complete Win'98 installation later, complained about Vista anyway. Probably won’t be able to retrieve her “art” and homework.

Back in my car within 5 minutes, at my friend’s place 10 minutes later. Jill’s pottery class still had another hour. I texted, “finally found the modem, bag must’ve blown into the bushes! Thanks for dropping it off! :D” I love to imagine whatever flurry of emotions she must have experienced at that moment…

Called me in a frantic rage 30 minutes later. “YOU STOLE FROM ME!!!” “What?? Jill…What are you talking about?” “YOU BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND STOLE FROM ME!!!” “Wait…someone broke into the house?? I’m sorry, I don’t know anything about that… What did they take?” Her remarkable psychological gymnast skills. Walks right up to the ledge of almost admitting that she lied to me and stole my things (after-all, such an admission was required for her version of events to make any sense at all) and then psychologically-backflips away. She couldn’t do it. Her story was not compatible with reality. All she could muster was rage and empty threats and that phone call was the last time I ever heard from her. Honestly, at that point the stuff and the money involved was worth less to me than the fact that she had so much rage but couldn’t do anything about it. It brought me a little joy. The strangest part is that she never mentioned her computer at all…

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since we reached 2k followers i wanted to show my appreciation by doing my first art raffle :O!!! thank u sM GUYS <33!!

RULES:

  • must be following! but pls dont unfollow right after the raffle bc that’d b very rude >:0
  • enter by reblogging n liking!! 1 reblog/ 1 like = then ur in :0!!
  • have your askbox open!! thats how i’ll msg u :0! if the winner doesnt reply within 48 hours i’ll be choosing another winner :0
  • i will be choosing 3 winners!

WONT DRAW:

  • nsfw
  • mecha
  • animals
  • anything that makes me uncomfortable

deadline is on JUNE 2 2017, GMT+8 !! so good luck n thank u guys!

Lie to me? Steal my work? Have fun going from 52K a year to minimum wages.

(warning: long story)

Takes place back in 2014, long read with a lot of buildup to revenge. I was about a year into my job and was being recognized for my talents and promoted pretty regularly. I was constantly being used as the liaison between my company and the client companies we had business and contracts with, and literally have saved our contract companies hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Then I was approached by Amy, who was in another department, for a job opportunity in the next month or so. She was going out on medical leave and was going to train me to take over her position in the interim and then fully take it over once she came back and moved into a new role. I was ecstatic because I knew she had a salary position and that’s what I really wanted. Most of the salaried positions in the company were the kind you had direct reports and in my industry there is a lot of stupid and handholding so I was not looking forward to have to deal with that stuff, but here was this angel offering me the salary I wanted and the stepping stone I wanted to get further in the company, all without having to deal with stupidity on a daily basis! So for the next 3 weeks I’m pulled from my current duties about twice a week to train in her position. In the beginning it was really menial stuff to get aquatinted with her department but then we started getting into the bigger Excel stuff. Now her job was 90% Excel based, but in having her teach me her job and the duties and deadlines for certain things I realized she was basically flying by with basic Excel knowledge (I’m taking formulas to do math and VLOOKUPs were the majority of what she used in EVERYTHING). Now I was really okay with it and knew I could bring a lot more to the position with my knowledge and really help out the management team and showcase my expertise to them.

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