Here it is, friends! After JIBCon I bought the underwear with no real plans for it except to hear my own amused laughter. Then I remembered I had Jensen’s auto for Phoenix. I didn’t know if I should get them signed or not (I’m no good at judging the appropriateness of this particular idea) so I asked a few friends and they all told me to DO IT. My friend gifted me her J2 autos which were on row C so I was one of the first people to get Jensen’s auto for this con. I got in line, but also brought a back up item in case the whole thing went south. I was really hoping for the whole thing to just be funny so I was hoping for the best. I had a photo saved on my phone from the con, photographed by the lovely and talented @monicad-photography ready to explain the whole thing to whoever I needed to so that no one thought I was too weird!
The underwear was still in the pack (I didn’t want anyone to think I had worn it, because I hadn’t) so the handler asked if I wanted the pack signed or the underwear, to which I told her the latter. Jensen was paying attention to the person in front of me so he had no idea what was next. He was slid the underwear and was just quiet for a moment. I held my breath and then opened my phone to Monica’s picture and zoomed in on the underwear section and told him some really clever people (not me!) were able to determine what the underwear was by this small swatch. He was amazed but he still didn’t understand how they could do it off the picture. I explained there were other picture angles and that he made it easy by growling at Misha for the rest of the panel. I did a growl but since I never actually watch the JIBCon video I had no idea how he actually sounded. He growl corrected me (I was laughing hard) and he started laughing himself and meanwhile his handler was just confused so Jensen explained to her that Misha at JIB didn’t believe he had on weird underwear so he flashed him (Jensen then slid back away from the table and mimicked sliding down his pants and flashing for extra dramatic storytelling effect). He was in such a GREAT MOOD remembering the whole thing. The handler looked nervous tho. Jensen said with a smile, “You should see the ones I have on now!” And OMG y’all. He started reaching for his pants again and I thought he was about to flash me whatever new ones he had. The handler then freaked out and stretched an arm over the table telling him. “Oh! No! No!” and I said, “If the man wants to show his underwear then let the man show his underwear.” It was in a playful banter way and Jensen was laughing the whole time! I then said, “Thank you for that, by the way, Mr. Ackles.” He laughed again and then started to sign the underwear while the handler stretched them out. They are stretchy and thin so he had to sign slow. He finished his name and then paused thoughtfully for a second and started writing something below his name. “ROAR!” i just started dying laughing again, took the underwear and thanked him again. <3