it shouldn't be allowed

Embarrassing Moment of the Day

This afternoon I was walking down the street while eating some crackers I’d just bought at the grocery store. I stopped momentarily to shift my shopping bags around, holding the cracker between my teeth. Somehow in the shuffle, I managed to drool on my shirt. PEOPLE SAW.

It was awful.

Also, really funny.

Did you do something gross and embarrassing today? If so, let me know. We can commiserate together. 

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I think this place is full of spies…

Karen, I’m not taking sides…

My bodyguard shows her revolver to anyone who asks…

We’re out looking for astronauts, looking for astronauts…

I have your good clothes in the car…

All night I lay on my pillow and pray…

Hey, where the hell are you…

Build a fire for Val Jester…

I’m put together beautifully…

My mind’s not right…

We take ourselves out in the street…

Karen, take me to the nearest famous city middle…

This is nothing like it was in my room…