it should be illegal to be that adorable

  • other reality cooking shows: TEN ASSHOLES in a room, all of them PUMPED UP on CRYSTAL METH and THIRSTY for HUMAN BLOOD. we’re gonna SYSTEMATICALLY DESTROY their self-esteem until one of them LOSES IT, throws HOT FAT in another one’s FACE and DISFIGURES THEM FOR LIFE. you are GUARANTEED to DIE of second hand anxiety
  • me: *yawns* that was ok i guess. a nice relaxing watch before bed
  • the great british bake off: we are going to find the twelve most adorable people in the uk and politely request them to whip up some of britain’s favourite sweet treats. they will talk in soft voices, make self-deprecating jokes, and emotionally support one another. an elderly lady and her middle-class henchman are going to sample their bakes and offer gentle feedback.
  • me: oh my GOD are you trying to KILL me I CAN’T HANDLE THIS my HEART’s exploding this should be ILLEGAL @bbc TONE IT THE FUCK DOWN

Have you seen this gif? I was tagged in a post with this gif (and have since lost that post somewhere in my hoards of likes, oops) and let me tell you, my life was enriched for having seen it.

So here’s an AU:

Graves is a celebrity with everything that entails: tv appearances, photoshoots, even just going up on stage to receive an award. He has a whole team dedicated to managing his life and his appearance including this one guy on the makeup team, this young guy with the curly hair who’s just starting out and is terrified of doing something wrong and getting fired from his first big job.

And honestly, Newt doesn’t mean to get things wrong. But. One of the dogs was sick, and he had to clean it up and stay long enough to make sure she was ok, he couldn’t just leave her until he knew she was alright - but work - but dog - in the end he sneaks Niffler the dog into the back room and hopes no one notices and stammers his way through an apology for being late. And his budgie, little blue and yellow guy called Pickett, he has attachment issues - birds are really intelligent, you know? Much more so than we give them credit for. So Newt sneaks him in and he’s usually so good about staying out of the way, but sometimes he sits on Newt’s ear and preens his tousled mop and that’s just a thing. And the cats, Newt has a lot of cats - to be honest he doesn’t even mean to have a lot of cats but somehow he keeps adopting strays - and do you know how hard it is to get cat hair off your clothes? Hard.

So there’s Newt, stumbling over his words with a bird on his shoulder and cat hair over his clothes and a cocker spaniel hiding in the back room and he’s only meant to be sweeping up and handing people things, that’s all he’s meant to do.

Except Graves points at him and asks him if he’s new. And then, because Newt blushes scarlet and he really is far too cute to overlook, Graves waves him over.

“Show me what you’ve got,” he says with a challenging smirk and Newt kind of just dies? because? Percival fucking Graves is god’s gift to mankind and Newt gets to style his actual hair that’s it, he’s reached nirvana, goodbye budgie-Pickett Newt has ascended to a higher plain.

He doesn’t actually remember much of the experience because he was too busy floating on a cloud of happy (interspersed by random bouts of fear because what if Graves doesn’t like it and Newt gets fired and never gets to touch this amazing man again what will he do) but somehow he ends up waiting in the wings with Niffler the spaniel sitting on his feet and Pickett the budgie on his shoulder and somehow Niffler’s stolen not one but three of the makeup brushes and is chewing on them which probably isn’t good, but Graves is on stage now and that’s all that matters.

“Looking good,” the presenter compliments him, and Graves responds by staring out to the audience and running his tongue over his lip jesus christ Newt has been revived from death-by-hair only to die again how much more can he take.

Except. Except then. Just at the end Graves flicks his gaze to the side and looks Newt straight in the eyes. He finishes with this satisfied little smirk and Newt actually crouches on the floor and hides behind Niffler because holy fucking hell wHAT.

Niffler, the traitor, trots out onto the stage and presents a well chewed brush to Graves while Newt attempts to hide behind a lighting rig and pretend he doesn’t exist.

“A new admirer?” the presenter jokes. “She’s a cutie, isn’t she?”

And Graves, clearly not content with the extent to which Newt’s brain has been scrambled, smiles this beatific, conspiratorial smile as he kneels down and scratches Niffler behind the ear, does he have any idea how much Newt loves people who love his dogs, because it’s a lot, ok, a lot, and says:

“You should see her master, he’s adorable.”

And that. Just. Cannot cope.

Newt out.

Masterpost on why I love Karl Urban

tbh this is going to be really long so strap urself in and get ready

  • Believes in equal rights, LGBT+ ally
  • Hates Donald Trump as much as we do
  • Includes all skin colors
  • Is a dork and loves his gay space crew
  • has the softest laugh (x)

Originally posted by geekgalaxydesigns

Originally posted by annfromma

Originally posted by tobodlygo

  • Mocks interviewers but is still super cute (x)
  • Is an adorable trashcan
  • looks like this when he’s sleeping
  • his smile is the worst
  • looks incredible in a shoulder holster
  • wearing a police vest should be illegal tbh
  • Literally causes me to question my entire life

  • has the best walk ever tbh I want to die

Originally posted by kennexmccoyy

  • 90′s karl is the worst though

  • always has his hands over his crotch and I’m so here for that tbh
  • is a literal model
  • looks gr9 in suits
  • has the nicest shoulders I want to cry
  • d a d d y (RIP ME)

Originally posted by redbuttonsblog

  • but is also v soft
  • he walks around looking like this smh

  • I’m literally about to hit the limit for posts so I’ll just leave this here
A Minseok Exo’luXion appreciation post

They know exactly what they’re doing when they give him sleeveless outfits

I mean look at those arms


Rumor has it, that Kim Minseok can kill you just by looking at you.

Oh shit…

Yep. I’m dead.

Oh good cute pose, we deserved a break from…

Oh jeez minnie. Keep your clothes on.

I said ON!


Aw how can I stay made at that?

BREAKING NEWS: This just in, Kim Minseok’s profile is just as perfect as straight on. God save us all.

I’ve decided this outfit should just be outright illegal cuz he looks so good I actually can’t breath.

Nope. Just nope on this one. He’s no longer allowed to sing because he just murdered me.

Wow. He is doing those stripes a favour. Boy looks fiinnnne.

I feel uncomfortable about how fast he goes from sexy to adorable. Its giving me really mixed signals…

Needless to say, this concert was a gift to Xiumin fans everywhere. 

anonymous asked:

jack with a crush on librarian david au

I’m trying to put this as my first work ever on ao3 but it won’t let me login I’m not sure why. 

Thanks for the super cute prompt, tho! The rest are to come I’m writing these in between cleaning. 

Jack thinks he’s smooth. David accidentally flirts. The boys are dumb. 

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anonymous asked:

65. You make me feel invincible- Victuuri! Go mar!!! 💖

Ahhh thank you! <3

This got longer than anticipated, whoops. 

(anime/yoi only blog: @viktorkatsuki)

“Viktorrrrrrr!” Yuuri leans in close enough that Viktor can smell the scent of alcohol riding the slurred syllables of his own name, and presses his hands to both sides of Viktor’s face. “How are your eyelashes so long?”

Viktor shrugs, grins at his very drunk boyfriend and reaches out to place a steadying hand on the small of his back. “I guess I was born that way!”

Yuuri squints. His cheeks are flushed and his stare is very, very intent on Viktor’s face. “They’re so long,” he marvels, clumsily tilts Viktor’s face this way and that, examining him from all angles. “Yurio! Come look at how long Viktor’s eyelashes are!”

“Hard pass,” Yurio answers. He doesn’t even look up at the two of them, his eyes glued to his phone, sitting in an armchair amidst the remnants of the dinner party their friends had left behind. 

Fortunately, Yuuri doesn’t seem too bothered. He just continues to examine Viktor’s face with the singleminded determination of someone discovering something magical and life changing. Sure, Viktor knows he’s handsome, but this is definitely mostly the liquor. 

Still, you’d have to be made of stone for Yuuri’s compliments to have no affect on you. Viktor is very decidedly not made of stone, and he’s not at all ashamed of the slight warmth he can feel blooming in his cheeks. What can he say; there’s no one in the world he’d rather compliment him than Yuuri. 

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anonymous asked:

Do you have more yousana headcanons to post?? i love them!

  • yousef is one of the only people who can calm down a highly stressed sana the others being her familly, jamilla and chris
  • yousef loves watching sana study because when she is so focused, she has the best expressions
  • it took sana a while before yousef became her person because she always had safer options (jamilla, elias & chris) but when sana first got in med school she was so happy, the first person she wanted to call was yousef and she realised that little by little yousef became her person
  • the first date they had after yousef came was a basketball date because he trained when he was turkey 
    • “Am I better than Stephen Curry, right ?”
    • “Not even close”
  • they went to a Karpe Diem concert together but that the balloon squad totally crashed their date 
    • the boys have  #noregrets when yousef scolded them on the way back when sana fell asleep in the car
    • in their groupchat
    • the day after/week/month
  • sana, yousef and elias have their own special movie nights where they rewatch their favourite movies from when they were kids
  • yousef wakes at 6 in the weekends so he can casually meet sana at her morning run at 7 
    • sana figueres it around the fifth time they run together
  • like they both decided if even and isak asks them to hang out they would never go to the movies because even is the worst and isak either zones out during his rants or just give him heart eyes like they rather go to the movies with magnus and vilde
  • sana and yousef don’t even need to talk when they are hanging out, they both like the quietness and comfort of it
  • yousef is such a calm influence on sana like he makes sure she eats and takes breaks when she studies  because she can go 7 hours with out 
  • they have a lot coffee/tea dates !!!!!
  • the balloon squad always teases yousef because sana has such a straight face until they once caught sana off guard and she started blushing so much when they mentioned yousef and they are so in shook that they couldn’t tease her
  • yousef thinks sana’s face is a work of art because damn she is beautiful like her eyes, her nose is adorable, her cheekbones should be illegal ???? not to mention her smile ?? it is not fair ??? for her to be that pretty AND THAN HE HASNT SPOKEN ABOUT HER DIMPLES and the worst part her soul is even prettier